Midnight Pals: Concerning
Added 2023-11-02 18:57:42 +0000 UTCStephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon muska!
Barker: oh look steve, it's your friend
King: we're not friends
King: we're barely acquaintances!
Musk: eyyy da twitter gotta de bots
Musk: de too many bots!
Musk: de only way i can stoppa de bots
Musk: i gotta make everyone watch de prager u anti-trans propaganda
Musk: its de only way to stoppa de bots
King: how does that-
Musk: itsa de ONLY WAY
Dennis Prager: i scoured the country, looked high and low, and found one actual detransitioner
Prager: here's their story about how they gave up gender euphoria to live a good christian life of self-sacrificing misery
Prager: surely this will convince you all
Prager: still not convinced? take a look at this chart [Prager points to chart plotting "trans" against "bad"]
Prager: as you can see, the more trans there is, the more bad there is too
Musk: mama mia!!!
Musk: concerning!
Prager: and look at this chart [reveals chart plotting "hate crimes" against "delicious ice cream"]
Musk: mama mia! botha de lines go up!
Prager: yes exactly
Prager: think about it
Prager: you know what you must do
Musk: theya couldn't put it inna chart if it wasnta true!
Musk: i buya de twitter
Musk: i maka de twitter into de 8chan
Musk: i maka de whole world hostile to my unnagrateful transa daughter
Musk: itsa de only way to stoppa de bots
Prager: now that i've made my point, i have to get back to my day job
Prager: the victimless crime of masturbating to underage porn and also animating bluey knock-offs to indoctrinate kids
Prager: don't worry, those two interests are totally separate
Prager: definitely no overlap
