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Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 1

Ray Bradbury: gone too soon!
Bradbury: the lazy summer afternoons picking dandelions by miller's pond forgotten, buried under an avalanche of adult responsibilities. No time for jump rope or blind man's bluff, there's a new game they play - a game of bills and forms and gray-faced men in suits.

Bradbury: ah! but tonight!
Bradbury: tonight
Bradbury: tonight will be
Bradbury: a game of magic
Bradbury: tonight, dear reader, they put aside their forms and licenses and dreary paperwork
Bradbury: and journey back to a time when this big big world still had a lot of small small towns

Bradbury: for tonight and tonight alone
Bradbury: remember the magic!
Bradbury: the magic of
Bradbury: halloween!!!
[Midnight Pals presents a special holiday event: Ray Bradbury's Halloween Factory]

King: [wearing clown costume] hey guys, welcome to our halloween party!
King: great costumes!
King: love your monkey costume, edgar
Poe: [muffled inside gorilla suit] it's an ape
Poe: [muffled inside gorilla suit] like in the murders in the rue morgue
Barker: great monkey suit edgar! real scary!

King: and boy clive
King: you really went all out on that cenobite costume
King: you put that together just for halloween?
Barker: uh no
Barker: not really

King: and frank! wow, that is an amazing wolf man costume
King: you put that together just for halloween?
Frank Belknap Long: uh no
Long: not really  
King: but one thing i don't understand
King: why are you wearing pants with a full body fursuit?
Long: no
Long: no reason

King: and howard!
King: howard
King: wow howard
Lovecraft: you said i should come in costume
King: yeah but
King: howard
Lovecraft: i dressed as the scariest thing i could think of
King: yeah but
King: oof
King: howard

King: dean! great costume
Dean Koontz: i'm a dog!
King: yup! you sure are!
Koontz: i borrowed the collar from clive
King: you sure did!

King: and there she is! the queen witch herself!
King: our mary shelley!
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
King: dressed as frankenstein's monster i see
Shelley: i'm dressed as frankenstein
King:
King: but mary
Shelley: [flipping switchblade]
King: oh yeah! mary's here as frankenstein!

Comments

You gotta start a trend! XD

Bitter Karella

#supfuckers my new office greeting

Trish Ledoux

he's a fun one, but boy he's probably one of the hardest characters to write XD

Bitter Karella

I love when you Bradbury

Rook R.M. McNamara


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