Midnight Pals: The Most Divorced Man Returns

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today we continue our quessst to rehabilitate glinner
Rowling: i will not ressst until he isss reintegrated into ssociety
Rowling: and not ssleeping on my couch anymore

Rowling: cuz you know
Rowling: that man isss
Rowling: i mean ssure i hate transs people too
Rowling: but i have other interesstsss assss well
Rowling:
Rowling: i'll let you know asss sssoon asss i think of sssome

Rowling: i do have other interesstsss outsside of transsphobia
Rowling: like
Rowling: for example
Rowling: i like hating on autissstic people too
Rowling: i mean, let's be frank
Rowling: they've had it too good for too long

Rowling: and, you know, dissabled people
Rowling: and the goblinsss
Rowling: in fact actually i'm pretty versssatile
Rowling: i'm almossst as well-rounded as hp lovecraft if you think about it

Graham Lineham: jk did you know that trans people have smaller skull shapes
Rowling: it's 1 pm graham, why are you sstill in pajamas
Lineham: i've been researching how the trans control the media
Rowling: did you even try to look for a job today

Rowling: graham here's the newssspaper
Rowling: hey maybe you could look at the want adsss
Rowling: bet there'sss plenty of openingsss for a transsphobic comedy writer
Lineham: i don't read newspapers, i heard that the wood pulp industry is captured by trans activists

Lineham: they put estrogen in the news ink
Lineham: you know
Lineham: to get you
Rowling:
Rowling: wait really?
Rowling: shit maybe i should sstart possting that

Rowling: graham ssseriousssly
Rowling: you could at leassst apply
Lineham: no everyone's against me
Lineham: there's no jobs for a fearless truth teller like me
Rowling: i
Rowling: how
Rowling: we live in england! there'sss nothing BUT jobsss for transsphobesss!
Rowling: how are you still unemployed!?!

Rowling: look jussst march into the BBC and asssk if they're hiring any transsphobesss
Rowling: maybe they'll be impressssed with your moxie and hire you
Lineham: it doesn't work like that these days
Rowling: jusst wear a sssuit and ssit in the lobby til they hire you!

Lineham: i've got a great idea to get back in people's good graces!
Rowling: whatss that
Lineham: well you know how david tennant is the most beloved man in the country?
Rowling: right
Lineham: well if i can bring him down, then i will assume his place
Lineham: as the most beloved man in the country
Rowling:
Rowling: right ok that makess ssensse to me

Rowling: look i clipped out a bunch of adss for transphobic jobss
Rowling: i'll jussst ssend them to graham'ss agent
Helen Joyce: terrible news, dark lord!
Joyce: his agent dropped him for attacking david tennant
Rowling:
Rowling: oh