Midnight Pals: Frankensexy

Guillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of frankenstein del Toro: but this time del T

Guillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of frankenstein
del Toro: but this time
del Toro: there's a little twist
del Toro: the twist is that frankenstein is hot

del Toro: see, what if it starred Andrew Garfield and Oscar Isaac?
Mary Shelley: which one is frankenstein?
del Toro: doesn't matter, they're both pretty fuckable
Shelley:
Shelley: yeah that's right

Bram Stoker: are we back on this fuckable frankenstein kick? this is just awful
Stoker: you're destroying the essence of the story!
Stoker: frankenstein can't be hot
Stoker: he's SUPPOSED to represent the hubris of man's folly!
Mary Shelley: shut the fuck up bram

del Toro: and we're getting mia goth to be in it too
Bram Stoker: and who's she playing?
del Toro:
del Toro: uhhhh
del Toro: igor?

Mary Shelley: igor's not in the fuckin book
Stephen King: are you sure about that, mary? i mean i've seen frankenstein and i'm pretty sure there was an igor
Shelley: that was the MOVIE steve
Shelley: and also igor wasn't in that either!!
Shelley: jesus christ you guys

King: whoa whoa whoa mary
King: are you saying that igor wasn't in the frankenstein book OR the frankenstein movie?
Shelley: that's right
King: well then
King: where's he from?
Barker: that's some real mandela effect shit
Shelley: NO IT'S NOT

King: ok but where's igor from then?
Shelley: how the hell should i know? probably from one of those fuckin idk flintstones meets frankenstein shit specials or something
King: c'mon mary that's just silly
King: also it would be frankenSTONE
Shelley: what

Shelley: fine! put an igor in! I don't fuckin care
Shelley: do whatever you fuckin want with your fuckin femme igor that
Shelley: femme igor
Shelley: wait
Shelley: wait a second actually this idea slaps

del Toro: anyway back to my
del Toro: [waggles eyebrows] cabinet of curiosities!

del Toro: watch, i'm going to introduce every episode the cabinet of curiosities with a pithy philosophical monologue
del Toro: like if i was the giant flying liquid metal skull at the beginning of skeleton warriors
Barker: pft you can try man but you're no tony jay

del Toro: light
del Toro: dark
del Toro: the two sides of the same coin battling for the hearts of mens souls
del Toro: but what of those in the middle?
del Toro: which way del Toro: will they turn?  
[dramatic pause]
King: just gives ya chills doesn't it?
Barker: not really