Here's a link. You'll need it. I really can't upload all of these, everything's in the Google Drive link. They're too big. Courtesy of my editor. The bastard. He's the one who made the colors all cool and shit. Happy Halloween! Enjoy your Slimer pornography. Also, thanks to Patron Mark for the (ancient) suggestion. If you're still around, enjoy.
2025-11-01 02:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a link, you'll need it, these damn things came out to be huge. The rest of the variants are in the Google Drive.
Before I begin my usual long rambly post, I'd like to of course thank my anonymous editor for adding the cool colors to this. It was pretty bland before, but he gave it the really cool night filter and all the VHS effects. It's also his fa...
2025-11-01 02:39:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I spy with my little eye, a link.
Seriously, watch the video version, I'm proud of it. I'll be doing more stuff like this. It's a dadgum shame that I can't just post videos here.
2025-09-25 00:15:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, oh what? All the attachments aren't good enough for you? You want a link? Fine, here it is.
Make sure y'all watch the video of this one, that's the one I wanted to post. But Patreon won't let me. They're discriminating against me. It's attached below, and also in the link.
Don't be a dink, here's a link.
Sorry about not doing coom on this one. Or another face. Or more clothing. A while back someone told me they wished I animated cumshots. And I think I want to do that, from now on. Like, properly animated. Also, this one got weirdly big, it used up like five gigs of memory while drawing it. I have no idea why, that just kinda happen...
2025-07-31 23:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Salutations, I'm back with my monthly post. Didn't I just whine about not wanting to do that? I'm still working on it. Hey, at least it's an actual animation this time. Been a while. I can still do it. Here's a link by the way.
This is a character called Fran (I think) from a webcomic called Litterbox Comics. It's a very innocent comic about being a parent. As wit...
2025-07-31 23:15:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyo, hiya, here's a link.
I'm all typed out. Nothing to read here. Go read the main post, if you want.
2025-06-27 19:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, traveler. I have a link for you.
Much like the full moon, I've come back for my monthly post. What phase of the moon is it today? I wouldn't know, it's daytime right now. Anyways, I apologize for only posting once a month. I think it's kinda bullshit. I'll delve into this topic later in this post. But first, my usual tomfoolery.
This is Atsuko Ura...
2025-06-27 19:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a link for you, my darlings.
"Ugh! KYDE! She's not a cow! She's a goat!"
Yeah, whatever. Cows, goats, they all taste good to me. Damn, girl, you look good enough to put in a gyro. I thought that whole cow bikini thing the good people like would still be a good fit for her. I dunno, maybe it is.
I hope y'all enjoy this one. I know KYDE ...
2025-05-19 22:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Yo whaddup.
It's ya boy, comin' at you with a link.
How we all doing? I'm feeling pretty fucking groovy. Current mood. Jam out with me.
Now, it may seem like I took another month to post, but looks can be deceiving. I was actually doing a lot of drawing. I did...
2025-05-19 22:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I think I see a link.
If you want my insight on this piece, go see the free post. Apparently my hilarious and very well written posts make people think I have schizophrenia.
2025-04-21 03:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Please, sir... may I have a link?
Today is Easter. A day of rabbits. And Jesus crawling out of his tomb saying, "I'm a lot harder to kill than you think, you Roman bastards!" Or something, I never really paid much attention in Bible school. Today is also 4/20, a day of slonkin' the dankest of weeds. Honestly, this day can't get much better. It's easily my second f...
2025-04-21 03:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Peep the regular post for a big fucking novel. It's pretty funny, because I'm pretty funny. You all should read every word I write.
Usually I don't have much to say on these exclusive posts, because I say everything I want to say on the other one. But, here, I can say something. As a man who has never seen breasts in real life, it can be hard to come to grips with the fact that bras aren't just something women slap on themselves, if women exist at all, that is. Bra's suppo...
2025-03-21 14:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I have returned, like some kind of Biblical plague. I was foretold. Sorry I disappeared again. I've said this before, but a while back, a friend commented on my art, saying, "I dunno what it is, but there's a spark your oldest stuff has that your newest stuff just doesn't have." And, just recently, a different friend looked through all of my work (which was embarrassing) and said the same thing. He was even able to point out specific ones and say "I can tell you li...
2025-03-21 14:40:59 +0000 UTC View Post
A link is here, oh yes it's here.
I have even less to say here than the other post.
2025-02-01 02:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's me, the most inconsistent artist on the internet. I'm back. Again.
I had a lot to take care of. The holidays kinda sucked for me. Normally I love Christmas, but I was a pretty big Grinch this time around. I won't drone on and on about all the nonsense I had to do. I will say though, that every time I would say something like "I was reall...
2025-02-01 02:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Link is here.
I would pay money for someone to mess with the animation of this one to make them synced to that awful Cbat song. Okay, I wouldn't pay for that. I also wouldn't put in the effort for that. Or even want to see that. But I just want it to exist. I want ...
2024-11-30 23:27:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Link is here.
Salutations. I had a busy month this month. I apologize. Also, I dunno if you all have noticed, but Patreon has changed their method of payment. Instead of charging on the first of the month, they charge on whatever day you signed up. Like, if you were to sign up on November 7th, you'd next be charged on December 7th. I think. I don't like it, I like...
2024-11-30 23:27:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What, you wanted more variants? The hell was I supposed to do here? This one took forever.
2024-11-01 04:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a Halloween miracle! I actually died. Got fucking obliterated by a bus. but through the power of spookiness, I rose from my shallow grave (my parents didn't want to pay for a nice plot) and I actually got the time to make this. I'm literally a skeleton right now.
I was actually really busy, and also trying to come up with real ideas again. I dunno, most of the stuff I've made overall has been really dull. I keep bringing this up, but one of my friends told me, years ago, that my ea...
2024-11-01 04:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What's this? A link? Can it be? It can!
Like I said in the other post, this one is finally done. Interestingly enough, I didn't suffer through it. I think that means... I'm actually growing. Shocker, I know. I'm so used to being kind of a trainwreck, to be honest.
Look at the free post if you want to see me ramble.
2024-09-01 04:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Link is here, it's time to cheer. I'm gonna have to start giving Google money, I'm running out of Cloud space. Where even is the Cloud? Fuck I feel old.
Fun Cartoon Network logo made by that same anonymous benefactor who sometimes edits my gifs. He also made my slick new avatar. And he's a coward who won't claim credit. You make me sick. 2024-09-01 04:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
This un' is just about done. This has been a metric assload of lineart, and I'm once again sick of lining. But, we're nearly there.
I don't have anything funny to say because I usually plan out all my jokes while working on these things. I'm not like Jerry Seinfeld, who's just naturally hilarious. I mean, what a man.
I will say, I do like how this one looks at eight total frames. I almost never do that to keep time down, but I dunno. It hasn't been total torture mak...
2024-08-02 00:19:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back, finally! I'm sorry it took so long. I was a busy beaver, as I told another Patron not too long ago. Moving is just about the worst thing ever, especially when it's you yourself who is the one moving. Because all the shit is yours, and you can't weasel out of it like you can if you're helping a friend or family member move. But, I'm all settled in now, and lemme tell you. I've achieved a lot of big goals for myself these past few years, and all of them have felt so different from wha...
2024-07-28 02:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoops. It's the 30th.
Boy howdy am I frazzled. My sincerest apologies. I didn't realize how fast this month has blown by. It's been a bit of a mess. Not really actually, but it's felt like it. For reference, I have actually been working on the vote list. So like, numero uno was me finishing old stuff. And I have been working on that! It's just, like... not fun? I mean, it's a weird experience. It feels like reanimating a corpse or something. You know what though, I don't ...
2024-07-01 00:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.
Peep the main post for most of my thoughts on this. Or whatever, I can't remember what I wrote.
This one's gonna be organized a little differently, since these are pretty big. So, n...
2024-06-07 23:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.
Peep the main post for most of my thoughts on this. Or whatever, I can't remember what I wrote.
This one's gonna be organized a little differently, since these are pretty big. So, n...
2024-06-07 23:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' copy this whole body of text, since there'll be a few posts for this. There are a lot of versions, and the file size is quite voluptuous.
...
2024-06-07 23:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' copy this whole body of text, since there'll be a few posts for this. There are a lot of versions, and the file size is quite voluptuous.
...
2024-06-07 23:57:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Android 18 and Master Roshi. This was suggested by Kodiak and The Cunnilinguist. As requested, I tried one of those "Impregnation" indicators. Check the public post for more details.
2024-06-01 04:48:44 +0000 UTC View Post