Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Cats

Added 2023-09-19 17:39:33 +0000 UTC

Abby Howard: what if i made a comic all about how funny my cat is
Clive Barker: how funny is this cat
Howard: here, take a look
Junji Ito: [immediately pointing at cat]

Howard: this is my cat
Junji Ito: cat
Poe: cat
Lovecraft: cat
Barker: oh my god you guys
Barker: it’s just a fuckin cat, get over it
Junji Ito: no
Poe: no
Lovecraft: no
Barker:
Barker: okay then

Junji Ito: i also made a comic about my funny cat
Howard: oh yeah? let me see
Ito: here
Howard:
Howard: :|

Lovecraft: you know, i have a funny cat too
Poe: no howard
Poe: we’re not doing this again
Lovecraft: b-but
Poe: no howard
Lovecraft: e-everyone else gets to talk about their cats
Howard: :|

Howard: hold on i’m gonna make a face
Poe: face?
Poe: what face are you talking about
Howard: the slightly wall-eyed face with a flat expressionless mouth
Howard: with just a hint of cheek
Poe: ohh THAT face

Howard: :|
Dan Simmons: ugh cal-arts face
Simmons: guess all the snowflakes draw that face because they’re all PC cowards!!!
Simmons: i see by your confused expressions that you didn’t expect this to be an issue dan simmons cared about huh?
Simmons: nobody knows about dan simmons’ secret squash & stretch walk cycle tumblr!