Midnight Pals: Squishy ghosts
Added 2023-09-15 16:33:26 +0000 UTCAbby Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the Crossroads at Midnight
King: ah! a faustian tale of devilish bargains, eh?
Howard: no
Howard: it’s mostly like
Howard: what if you met a guy
Howard: who was real squishy
Howard: what if a cornfield was haunted by a squishy ghost
Howard: what if a mattress was haunted by a squishy ghost
Howard: what if you went to the beach and there was a squishy ghost
Howard: here’s a story about a family that raises a lake monster
Howard: you’ll notice this monster is typical of Cretaceous mosasaurs which are TECHNICALLY not dinosaurs but just look like dinosaurs bc of convergent evolution
Barker: oh great, nerd shit
Bogleech: no this is good
Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the mystery video game set in an economically depressed rural town
Frank Belknap Long: oh I love night in the woods!!
Howard:
Howard: this isn’t night in the woods
Long: but there are furries in it right?
Howard: there’s a possum
Stephanie Rabig: nice
Howard: there’s these things called ditchlings
Koontz: those are cute!
Howard: they lay eggs in paralyzed animals like parasitic wasps
Koontz:
Poe: jesus christ abby why would you say that in front of dean!
Poe: you know better than that!
Bogleech: no this is good
Howard: you know what happens if you hit a ditchling
Howard: well they’re real
Howard: s q u i s h y
Dean Koontz: why would anyone hit a ditchling? :(
Howard: exactly
Poe: cool story!
King: yeah this one was lots of fun!
Koontz: i liked it!
Howard: you all hate me and want me to die
