Midnight Pals: Extremely Online
Added 2023-09-11 21:35:04 +0000 UTCRamsey Campbell: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the village where people looked like rabbits
Franz Kafka: hm that sounds problematic
Kafka: what beta readers do you use
Campbell: oh i don't use beta readers
Kafka: don't use--!!!
Kafka: you don't use beta readers???
Campbell: no
Kafka: wow ramsey
Kafka: yikes
Campbell: what?
Kafka: you did a no growth
Campbell: what?
Kafka: you did a bad feel
Campbell: what are you talking about?
Kafka: you did a cold prickly
Campbell: literally what is happening
Campbell: i don't use beta readers, unless you count my wife
Kafka: WOW
Kafka: YIKES
Kafka: no yikes doesn't cover it
Kafka: BIG YIKES
Barker: franz what the hell are you doing
Campbell: look, if i made a mistake, i'll apologize
Kafka: no no
Kafka: the time for apologies is past
Kafka: now is the time for being held to account
Campbell:
Campbell: ok, well, i'm sorry
Kafka: SORRY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Kafka: i am calling out ramsey campbell!
Barker: what are you calling him out for
Kafka:
Kafka: the important thing
Kafka: is that he's been called out!
Kafka: "unless you count my wife"
Kafka: i mean
Kafka: really? wow
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: franz
Barker: franz have you considered
Barker: and i mean this in the nicest possible way
Barker: just being depressed again?
Kafka: "unless you count my wife"
Kafka: wow! just wow!
Kafka: i am calling this out this problematic behavior online
Kafka: anyway now i'm off to work at my day job at lockheed-martin
