Midnight Pals: $8
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Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king!
Musk: you still no paya $8 for X?
King: no elon i'm
King: wait
King: $8 for what?
Musk: eyyyyy iss x now!
Musk: cuz x itta do everything!
Musk: it da everything app!
King: what do you mean it'll "do everything?"
Musk: eyyyy you know
Musk: it do
Musk: it do
Musk: it do-a alla da things capiche???
Musk: now you alla post onna da x capiche?
King:
Musk:
King:
Musk: [grappling with King] gimmie da $8!
King: [struggling] no! never! i'm never paying for twitter!
Musk: [struggling] itsa notta twitter! IT'SA X!!!
King: criminy elon why are you so obsessed with the letter x?
Musk: eyyyy itta all start 24 years ago
Musk: 24 years ago dissa very night
Musk: in desa very woods...
[24 years ago]
Young Musk: eyyyy i maka da X dot com! I no paya da taxes! eyyy!!
Peter Thiel: [rising from coffin like count orlock] once again, elon, there is nothing you can possess which i cannot take away
Young Musk: mama mia!!
Comments
This totally made my day. Actually did laugh out loud. Thank you.
Cat Rambo
2023-07-25 15:19:53 +0000 UTCLook, no one wants Peter Theil rising from a coffin, but the way I laughed at that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teresa McDonold
2023-07-25 13:21:07 +0000 UTC
