Midnight Pals: Legally Mandated Podcast Experience
Added 2023-03-21 15:36:05 +0000 UTCJK Rowling: hello children
Poe: ok
Poe: JK
Rowling: you don’t ssssound very thrilled to ssssee me edgar
Poe: well it’s just
Rowling: perhapssss you’ll be more thrilled after you read thissss court order I bought requiring everyone to like me
JK Rowling: I hope you’ll all catch my new podcasssst appearance
Rowling: the witch trialssss of JK Rowling
Rowling: you’d better catch my appearance
Rowling: if you know what’ssss good for you
Stephen King: joanne, what are you saying?
Rowling: I’ve had my lawyer write up a legally binding order that you will lissssten to the podcasssst or I will sssue
King: what’s this red stain here
Rowling: jusssst ignore that
Rowling: I’m going to be on megan phelps-roper’s podcast
Rowling: because I believe
Rowling: if there’ssss anyone who will give me a fair ssshake
Rowling: it’s gonna be the wessstboro baptissst church
Rowling: each of you will ssssign now
Dean Koontz: gosh, ok
Poe: no dean don’t sign that
Poe: joanne really? You can’t make dean sign this
Poe: you know he doesn’t know what these words mean
King: should I sign?
Poe: no steve you really shouldn’t either
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Rowling: mary you’re jusssst in time to ssssign this legally binding contract
Rowling: that sssay you’ll listen to my podcassst and in exchange I won’t sssue you
Shelley:
Shelley: someone done told you wrong
Rowling: perhapsss I wassssn’t clear
Rowling: you WILL hear from my lawyer if you don’t sssign
Rowling: and asss the firssst woman writer, your refussal iss alssso misssogyny
Shelley: Damn I’d better check with my lawyers first
Shelley: [kissing fists] they’re partners in the firm of FUCK and YOU
