Midmight Pals: More of this shit
Added 2023-02-16 18:39:05 +0000 UTC[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: it sssseemsss that my podcassst
Rowling: where i explained how i'm the real victim
Rowling: didn't go over asssss well as i'd hoped
Rowling: sssseemssss people were ssstill thinking about that transsss teen who got murdered yesssterday
Rowling: everyone'ssss ignoring MY victimhood
Rowling: and just thinking about that murdered teenager
Helen Joyce: i don't know why
Joyce: i've already stopped thinking about that
Jesse Singal: i'm still thinking about it
Singal: mostly thinking about the victim's genitals actually
Rowling: luckily i have a backup plan
Rowling: allow me to introduce
Rowling: pamela paul
Rowling: sssshe'll explain why i'm actually the victim
Pamlela Paul: i live to serve dark lord
Pamela Paul: people say that JK Rowling hates trans people
Paul: but consider that once she tweeted this...
Paul: "I support trans people but"
Paul: just ignore that but there btw
Rowling: thank you for your sssservice pamela
Rowling: as your reward, here's a big bag of dumbledore coins
Paul:
Rowling: thosssse are legal tender
Paul:
Paul: where?
Rowling: in fact, from now on, you're ALL going to be paid in dumbledore coins
Rowling: keep your dumbledore coinssss, boyssss!
Rowling: the Republic of Pottermore is jusssst around the corner!
