Midnight Pals: The Metamorphosis
Added 2023-01-29 16:37:34 +0000 UTCFranz Kafka: hey everyone
Kafka: I guess I’ll tell a
Kafka:
Kafka: [world weary sigh]
Kafka: I’m sorry I’ve just been
Kafka: so depressed
Kafka: what’s the point of anything
Kafka: the world is an unfeeling labyrinth of nonsensical rules constraining us at every turn
King: gee franz it’s not so bleak as all that
Kafka: and also I’m ugly
King: now that just isn’t true
King: how can you say you’re ugly, franz?
King: you’re a good looking guy
Kafka: I’m hideous
Kafka: no one look at me
Kafka: I’m just a big gross cockroach with big gross cockroach body
Kafka: someone should squash me
Kafka: I suck
King: I don’t understand franz
King: you’re a good looking guy and all the ladies love you
King: how can you say these things about yourself?
Kafka: [puts on hoodie]
Poe: wait a second
Poe: I think I understand what’s happening
King: what?
Barker: I’m gonna say it
Poe: no clive don’t
Poe: clive you can’t just
King: what’s happening?
Poe: you need to let franz work this out
Barker: no I’m gonna say it
King: guys what are we talking about
Barker: hey franz I hear you’re depressed
Barker: well here’s a question for you
Kafka: [wearing hoodie] yeah
Barker: you ever think about what if you were a girl
Kafka:
Kafka: what
Kafka: WHAT
Kafka: OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU
Kafka: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Kafka: OH MY GOD
Barker: haha you’re welcome
Poe: clive this isn’t funny
Kafka: OH MY GOD
Poe: clive did you really have to start this
Barker: what?
Barker: franz gets to have an existential crisis
Barker: which will be pretty funny
Barker: and joanne is gonna get to be really really mad
Barker: which will be HILARIOUS
Barker: really, I see this as win win
Poe: for you, maybe
