TFS Q&A Session
Added 2025-06-16 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
[Alternate Text: An image of a fancy ice pick set before a block of ice that has been chipped away, creating chunks and bits. The pick itself has a sharp, stainless steel point, while its handle is wooden with a curved butt.]
Question: "Mal, excluding the MC (no cheating), who could you stand being trapped in an elevator with for a few hours?"
Answer:
(There are two versions to account for Mal's gender! ๐)
The Waiter
"They say 'misery loves company', so it makes sense you would ask me a question about being trapped," Mal blithely reasons. He beckons you deeper into the walk-in freezer, unsurprised whenโฆ
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๐ฅถ๐ช๐ค๐ฉโฃ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ค Yippee-ki-yay corpsicles! Murder husbands gonna TwiHard in the elevator & bond about mutual love of choppy & stabby implements! Jack is a happy boy! Doing a happy dance! Bask in a blanket of mutual misery, Beautiful Beloved Boys. Also, no more walk-in DVD crypts. Too cold for anything fun (cowboy, Princess, pirate, even the die-hardest TwiHardest, we saw this fucking horror movie & itโs not name-drop worthy too scary but yeah no - not going in). While I do admit personal elevator bias from one trying to murder me once, when that doesnโt happen, most have a higher than likely average of getting too close & personal in super sexy ways. Weird how I can totes forgive elevators despite firsthand bad experience but fuck walk-in freezers from a movie only. lol ๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ค๐ฉ
Stephanie
2025-06-17 08:23:09 +0000 UTCMal was crazy for that one, I'm giving them the bombastic side eye. Jekyll was the wrong answer Evie, though I'm sure it made Mal happy. ๐
Notice me senpai~
2025-06-16 18:58:08 +0000 UTCI'm in shock (SHOCK) that Mal wouldn't pick to be stuck with B. ๐ Also I'm a little surprised that Mal chose J for a silent and boring time, since we've seen Mal *goading* J for fun๐ฟ
ckl
2025-06-16 16:31:28 +0000 UTC
