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Rumor Has It (James and Reese Version)

[Alternate Text: A header image that features many cereal boxes lined up like tiles. There are cereal types like: 'Corn Flakes', 'Cinnamon Toast Crunch', 'Cookie Crisp', and 'Reese's Puffs', just to name a few. It's a medley of bright colors since most of the boxes feature a logo/character that's meant to catch the attention of anyone who happens to walk by. The title, 'Rumor Has It' is front and center in white font with a heavy black shadow to compete with such a busy background.]

This is an Alternate Perspective featuring Tabitha, the gossip prone deputy from the end of Book One who also shows up in Book Two for J/JR-mancers in particular. You'll be reading her 'take' on things. ๐Ÿ‘€

'Corn syrup solids, vegetable oil, sodium caseinate (a milk derivative), less than 2% of dipotassium phosphate, monoโ€”'

Well, reading the listed ingredients on her daily coffee creamer in an effort to appear casual was a mistake. Tabitha briefly puckers her lips after she places it back into her hand basket.

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I feel like thereโ€™s a legit chance that continued shopping trips down the fun cereal section will eventually lead to banishment from the premises or at least temporary dismissal. Because I totally get trying to find the good ones with toys. I say this as someone who has been kicked out of toy stores as an adult (repeatedly) for spending too much time choosing the โ€œrightโ€ blind box toy. Itโ€™s an unscientific science-like art form. The same can apply to cereal boxes with different toys inside. Sure, Reese could just buy them all but whereโ€™s the challenge? He would totally go double dog dare all in rolling & pivoting & tilting boxes to find the better toy. ๐Ÿค  also ๐Ÿคšโ€ฆ why is there a fondue pot emoji but no cereal box or bowl? Wtf? ๐Ÿซ•๐Ÿ‘€โ“

Stephanie


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