Lacuna Rambles/Thoughts/Gif Reacts #2: Funny Incorrect TFS Quotes! 😆

(I altered this ramble once I realized I might be accidentally spoiling what's going to be contained in this month's alpha drop. 💔)

I found most of these from reblogs on my personal (that I no longer remember the password to, so it's like an abandoned museum) blog that were originally related to other fandoms. More often than not, the source was incorrectquotesgenerator or sometimes references to media with names switched out and no source credit. I adapted them to TFS for fun, joking around and exaggerating aspects of the characters' personalities for a laugh. 💚

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J. Corvin: "[Name], is that my coffee cup you're drinking out of?"

The Returning Visitor: "No, it's mine."

J. Corvin, with a small, bemused frown and ingrained inclination to trust you: "It… Well, it looks just like the one I have." 🤔

The Returning Visitor: "You don't have one like this anymore."

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R. Verner, after arriving late to a gang meeting at Turn the Page and settling into a seat close by the (romanced) Returning Visitor's side: "Is this about me?"

B. Warrick: "…No?"

R. Verner: "[Surname] then?"

B. Warrick: "Wha—? Also 'no' to that too."

R. Verner, now threading their fingers through yours and turning to give you their undivided attention: "Then I have lost interest." 😎

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While waiting both impatiently and rudely for a latte drink at Turn the Page, C. Schade: "This is killing me."

The Returning Visitor: "Good. Die."

(Yes, A. Corvin would then give you a free cookie as a reward for this retort. 🍪)

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Set during a night out where some drinks may or may not have been consumed. 🥂🍹🍷

R. Verner to B: "Are you a dom or sub?"

B. Warrick: "I like Dominos and Subway, but it really depends on the night and what I'm feeling hungry for... Like, their breadsticks are suuuuper fluffy."

The Returning Visitor without missing a beat while R is giving B a mildly perplexed stare: "Yes, they are, Bee." 🥰