"Goldilocks And The Three Mimics" is now my absolute favorite bedtime story.
blank stare
2026-02-25 15:47:55 +0000 UTC
Great, now we need a dryad
Bridd
2026-02-25 11:18:47 +0000 UTC
Just walk around naked, trailing fluids, climb to the highest point available and blast out every spore-infested load they can, which spreads to those who stick around for the show and get caught in the rain of jizz-n-juices. Something like that?
Twelve Seal
2026-02-25 07:39:02 +0000 UTC
My thoughts exactly. And then what they fuck like.
Twelve Seal
2026-02-25 07:36:36 +0000 UTC
oooh! do we get to see what a dryad looks like?
Carbon Green
2026-02-25 06:58:54 +0000 UTC
Eh, sometimes you find a world where people just run into a meat grinder of their own accord and you just have to adapt. Circle of life and all that.
JP Luna
2026-02-25 06:22:39 +0000 UTC
Well, she's not a saleswoman, she's the proprietor of a foster home for tentacles.
Blood Raven
2026-02-25 02:55:42 +0000 UTC
Well, was nice knowing her. Moment I saw that tentacle near the ear I knew it was a wrap.
Silver
2026-02-24 22:56:24 +0000 UTC
Huh..the lack of care towards the customer makes me think how an actual sales person acts nowadays. #youcameinwiththatbrainparasite.
Man of madness
2026-02-24 22:13:46 +0000 UTC
thats one way to get rid of a troublesom customer
Jade P
2026-02-24 22:03:20 +0000 UTC
So Dryads are fungus infected people. I wonder if they behave like those zombie fungus ants.
Maal
2026-02-24 22:02:55 +0000 UTC
This storyline makes me wonder if anyone ever takes the Foster Lady on regular dates; coffee, some dessert, pleasant conversation, that sort of thing.