Dumb Idea (remembered the joke)
Added 2026-01-26 16:08:16 +0000 UTCWhat madness could befall a half-dwarf to fill the air with dreams of fast bread.
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I mean they could have both, but we cant endanger the bathing scenes. *nodding nodding*
Raifu Dpheonix
2026-02-03 20:49:38 +0000 UTCIt's interesting how even the guys in this world have child bearing hips.
TheLoreMaker
2026-01-30 06:10:13 +0000 UTCI think this just another reason for you to talk about big steamy pipes and the hot showers that cum out of themπ
justaguy2001
2026-01-27 13:52:36 +0000 UTCIs multitasking an issue? You can have different pipes for different tasks.
Pervy Polar Bear
2026-01-27 02:57:38 +0000 UTCwhat is civilization but finding new and better ways to turn wheels? When aliens land on Earth it'll turn out they power their faster-than-light spaceships by using some space stuff to turn a turbine.
CanadianGold
2026-01-27 01:33:39 +0000 UTCI think the incentives for an industrial revolution are different (possibly nonexistent) in a world where magic *actually works*.
Stephen Wells
2026-01-27 00:10:18 +0000 UTCThe Dwarves already do this, I'm sure. That Alloyan mindset is half Dwarf, so it makes sense he'd hit on the idea.
Twelve Seal
2026-01-26 23:07:10 +0000 UTCI dunno, I'm reminded of a line from Disney's Hercules (I think I heard it a bunch because they used it in a commercial): "Indoor plumbing - it's gonna be big." Point being, having showers like those is already really, *really* rad. And maybe having that without steam power is slightly anachronistic (I was griping the other day about a fantasy novel that had elevators and not trains, for a similar example), but also, I'm sympathetic to people who want to avoid industrialization and have that option available to them. Industrialization kinda sucks in a lot of ways. Factories aren't fun. To be clear, I like the joke.
JP Luna
2026-01-26 18:59:59 +0000 UTCI mean, food is good but you dont get to wash with naked bronze goddesses...
Senpapiiii
2026-01-26 17:46:01 +0000 UTCThat is a pretty cute joke.
Mechaphantom
2026-01-26 17:19:56 +0000 UTCThat is never a bad thing.
rhekke
2026-01-26 17:07:54 +0000 UTCYour Terry Pratchett is showing
H80140
2026-01-26 17:06:19 +0000 UTCIt seems highly unlikely the dwarves aren't doing this down there in the underworld.
Sleep
2026-01-26 16:40:28 +0000 UTC
