"Heyyyyyy there pretty gnomeadoodleedoo.."
"Been into Raudhan's jar of drinkable weapon cleaner?"
"...Only a lil' bit.."
"It only takes a 'little bit' to knock a horse on his ass."
"Speakin o' that.. You ever been horsed gnomeygnome of mine?"
"Sweetie, we've been partners for two full turns of the seasons. I've been 'horsed' plenty of times. Why are you trying out weird pick-up lines on me?"
"...beeecause I can see three of you, an' I don't know which gnome I'm hittin' on?"
"Okay, time for you to lay down in a nice warm, quiet room I think."
"...Or I could just sleep here under the table. S'warm and I think I see an apple down there.."
"I'll bring you to the bedroom."
"That's the magic phrase! Fer gnomin' time?"
"Love, in your state, you wouldn't survive the kind of 'gnomings' I'd give you.
"Yer always thinkin' of me safety.."
"Of course."
"Love you, small pointy horned baa."
"Love you too, you big wobbly clip-clop."
Another warm-up sketch that got away from me. The 'scene' popped into my head yesterday afternoon while in a cab, and I had to try and get it into a sketch form. At least Ellys was amused by her stallion's attempts to be charming. She's going to empty that jar of drinkable weapon-cleaner though.
-T.J.
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