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"Heyyyyyy there pretty gnomeadoodleedoo.."

"Been into Raudhan's jar of drinkable weapon cleaner?"

"...Only a lil' bit.."

"It only takes a 'little bit' to knock a horse on his ass."

"Speakin o' that.. You ever been horsed gnomeygnome of mine?"

"Sweetie, we've been partners for two full turns of the seasons.  I've been 'horsed' plenty of times.  Why are you trying out weird pick-up lines on me?"

"...beeecause I can see three of you, an' I don't know which gnome I'm hittin' on?"

"Okay, time for you to lay down in a nice warm, quiet room I think."

"...Or I could just sleep here under the table.  S'warm and I think I see an apple down there.."

"I'll bring you to the bedroom."

"That's the magic phrase!  Fer gnomin' time?"

"Love, in your state, you wouldn't survive the kind of 'gnomings' I'd give you.

"Yer always thinkin' of me safety.."

"Of course."

"Love you, small pointy horned baa."

"Love you too, you big wobbly clip-clop."


Another warm-up sketch that got away from me.  The 'scene' popped into my head yesterday afternoon while in a cab, and I had to try and get it into a sketch form.  At least Ellys was amused by her stallion's attempts to be charming.  She's going to empty that jar of drinkable weapon-cleaner though.

-T.J.

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Comments

Smooth indeed.

WorselTheV

I dunno, I think if waking up with a smol fox girl sitting on you in the morning is the result of a bit of happy-water the night before, that would be a good thing! The hangover though.. I hope she wasn't loud!

Tim J.

Whenever they're asked, they just say it involves maaaaaagic.

Tim J.

The Khettu (fox folk) have some wild capacity to brew things that one could use to strip paint or clean weapons with, but still be a sippable thing by a fire. Waking up from It is a whole other thing though. ;)

Tim J.

The trio (Ellys, Raudhan and Kristov) have a huge amount of little story snippets floating around in my head. Probably more than my memory will ever let me retain, but I hope to share more. So glad you like! :)

Tim J.

:)

Tim J.

See? This is why I gave up intoxicating beverages. Why, after I drank that little bottle of Hoppy's #7 (speaking of weapons cleaners) I woke up with a little Fox girl sitting on me, going through my pockets. I thought she was robbing me, but she just washed my clothes -- and they kinda needed it...

Perfesser Bear

Absolutely love this, this is adorable :)

MountainGoat

What they do together must be creative, as he is so very big, and she is so very small.

Kubulai

Drinkable Weapon Cleaner ® The possibilities for mayhem are mind boggling. And I love this story of them that you brought with you. 😍

David J.

Truly love the little story here. Thank you for sharing! <3

"Small, pointy eared baa" and "big wobbly clip-clop" are my two new favorite nicknames

Jaezel


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