(THIS IS THE STABLE BUILD. IT'S CERTAINLY IN A MUCH CLEANER STATE THAN HOW THE UNSTABLE BUILD LAUNCHED, BUT PLEASE REMEMBER TO SAVE!)
The patch-notes and stuff are below, but as always, let's start with the good part... THE LINK!

Putting out one more big, proper hotfix to grab a bunch of bugs before I focus completely on the next major build!
HOWDY FARMERS!
At long last... THE SIXTH MAJOR BUILD!!!
This is—hands down—the largest update in terms of raw content that I've ever made for Gorge Valley. I really wanted this one to be worth the wait since there was such a long hiatus from the project while I worked on other stuff.
So, for all of those who have beared the long wait and are ready to jump back into the valley... I hope this will sate your hunger!
So, what are we waiting for? Let's hop into what's new!


Holly the Tavernkeep!
Let's start with the big one first. So, obviously, one of the main reasons you're all here, the main girl of the hour!
There's a new villager in the Valley! Holly is the owner of Merry Maiden tavern, and something of a mother figure for many of the girls in the village. Especially Mocha!
She's a bit sensitive of her figure, so it might take some convincing to put her in the proper farm cow mindset!

Fairy Poker!
One of the primary new features of this update... IS GAMBLING!!
Inside the tavern, you'll find table where you can play cards with fairies to win gold! But the best part? If you want to play, you have to be willing to wager more than just cash. You've gotta wager your waistline alongside it!

Chili Pepper Dryad
A SPICY new dryad is hitting the farm! This dryad will be the key to being able to cook up Mocha's favourite treat of all... Hot Wings!

New June Portraits!
Following after Mocha, June now has fully animated portraits for a chubby and fat face dependent on how heavy she is!

Relationships!
You can now build relationships with your cows! Flirting, chatting, and giving gifts will make them slowly warm up to you!
Trying to find out the sorts of things they like? Look around town! There might be some hints here and there as to what they might love to receive...

Day Cycles!
Time is no longer a meaningless concept in the valley! BEHOLD!
There's now a clock to keep track of the time, the day, and all that good stuff! The lighting system has been completely overhauled for a much smoother atmosphere, and lighting now has full animation for changes between hours.
Oh yeah! And there's weather! It can rain now!
And yes. It does forcefeed dryads.

Beer!
Alcohol has hit the shelves! Head to the tavern to pick some up from Holly, and then give it to either your cows, or YOURSELF! Each one has a unique effect... give 'em a try!

Autosave!
Yeah, this one has been a MUCH needed quality-of-life improvement. Every five minutes or so, your game will now save to a separate autosave file. So you can now put your mind at ease if you're a chronic save-forgetter and you're playing the more unstable builds.
(This feature is, however, obviously unstable as well, so please... try to remember to actually save properly)

Chucoos!
Clearly I saved the best for last on this one. This update, of course, adds Chucoo birds to the valley. Find them flittering around in the trees, landing across buildings, and chirping amongst eachother.
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
I say this every build, but I seriously can't express the gratitude I have for each and every one of you who have supported this project and my various endeavours over the years.
Obviously the 'internet crackdown on NSFW work' has affected a lot of artists, and I haven't been completely spared. However, your guys' support has made it possible for me to continue this sort of work at all.
This game is such a passion project of mine, and while I know it's taken a long time to slowly see it come to light, I'm extremely proud of how far it's come from that silly little blindingly-green sandbox tech demo it originally started off as.
Of course, I hope to see it come further. There's lots of plans for what's to come, as many of you have seen in the Discord. But alas, that comes in the future.
FOR NOW, WE FEAST!
Thank you guys so much for the support and the patience. Seriously. This game wouldn't exist without y'all. None of my projects would, really. So, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. :)
Until next time, Farmers.
For anyone who wants the proper patchnotes:
0.1.0.0 PATCHNOTES:
-NEW MAJOR NPC: Holly the Tavernkeep
-NEW CHARACTERS: The Fairies of the Tavern
-NEW AREA: The Village
-NEW MINIGAME: Fairy Poker
-NEW DRYAD: Chili Pepper Dryad
-NEW CUTSCENES: Journals, Unique Mocha Cow TF Cutscene, etc.
-NEW MECHANIC: Drunk Cows & Sky, and BEER!
-NEW SIDE NPC: Dorothy
-FAT PORTRAITS: June
-NEW MECHANIC: Relationships
-NEW MECHANIC: Time/Day Cycles
-NEW MECHANIC: Weather/Rain
-NEW QUALITY OF LIFE CHANGE: Auto-saves
-Added new foods like Butter, Chocolate Cake, Hot Wings, etc.
-Added new items & furniture
-Added villager journals
-Beds now skip to the morning of the next day
-Added new backgrounds, ambience, tiles, and music
-Added Chucoo Birds
-Added a fucking piano for some reason
-Added new UI animations
-Reworked the lighting system
-Fixed several consistent dialogue bugs
-Fixed several consistent crafting bugs
-Fixed crop plots
-Candace remembers her middle name again
0.1.0.1 HOTFIX:
-Fixed a bug where Autosave was attempting to activate during cutscenes and causing crashes
0.1.0.2 HOTFIX:
-(TEMPORARY FIX) Cows no longer wander from room to room and simply warp to their preferred room of their schedule. I will fix the pathfinding soon, but I am very sleep deprived and cannot get it to work. I am so sorry.
-Removed the filter in June's house that was causing lag
-Fairy poker no longer soft-locks you if you don't have money to play
-Fixed a bug where cows would stop following and would bug out between size changes
-Fixed several follower bugs
-Fixed a bug that caused sliding during the milking minigame
-Fixed a bug that caused stabled cows to teleport
-Fixed a bug where Holly would crash the game at max fullness
-Fixed a bug where Love would revert after maxing out
-Mocha no longer likes reggae music
0.1.0.3 HOTFIX:
-Fixed a bug where Mocha wouldn't drink her favourite drink when you ordered it
-Fixed a bug that made it impossible to pick up fairies won from poker
-Fixed a bug where saving crashed the game
-Fixed a bug that prevented opening the pause menu
-June is now 0.5% more co-dependent on others
0.1.0.4 HOTFIX:
-Added the ability to buy/sell in bulk stacks of 100 at a time by holding Control + Shift
-You can now bulk-buy Mocha's Favourites after you've cow'd her
-Fixed several save errors
-Fixed a bug that would cause a crash soft-lock when trying to autosave after Mocha's drunk cutscene
-Fixed several Poker Fairy dialogue crashes
-Fixed a bug that caused follower cows to levitate if they came with you when milking another cow
-Fixed a bug that replayed the Drunk Mocha cutscene without Mocha visible if you bought more drinks after she left the bar
0.1.0.5 HOTFIX:
-Fixed an issue where Relationship-specific dialogue only showed up at the highest relatinship level. ALL unique dialogue now shows!
-Fixed an issue that disabled pausing and saving when leaving the barn
-Fixed an issue that caused Candace's bakery sign and the poster on the mine to show incorrect descriptions
-Sprinting into a new room no longer gives Sky super momentum
-Fixed an issue that made Mocha's portrait invisible when milking her
-Fixed a bug where you couldn't right click NPCs if they were in front of furniture
-Fixed a bug that caused crashing when trying to do the Brie Barn Upgrade cutscene
-Fairies are now aware of their own mortality
0.1.0.6 HOTPATCH:
-NEW ITEM: Fat Fairies. Jarless versions of the fat fairies that can now be granted from winning poker
-NEW ITEM: Espresso! Get a speed and stamina boost for 1 minute. Sold by Holly!
-Added a Buff Timer UI to show when Sky is effected by buffs like speed boosts and drunken effects
-Fixed an issue where fat fairies could not be placed
-You can now talk to placed fairies in jars.
-Made Small Wooden Drawers and Large Wooden Drawers craftable and placeable
-Fixed a bug that caused cows to teleport to you after saving
-Fixed several dialogue crashes
-Fixed another saveload crash issue
-Fixed a bug where sitting in a chair would revert Mocha to her initial size
-Fixed a bug where drunk overlays and similar effects wouldn't work on the farm
-Mocha has signed the colony policy that waivers your say in autonomy
0.1.0.7 HOTPATCH:
-NEW ITEM: Magic Cow Bell! Instantly call all cows back to their stables whenever you ring the bell!
-Fixed a bug where the Feeding Minigame had layer clipping issues inside the tavern.
-Fixed a bug where progress with Brie wouldn't save.
-Fixed a bug where cows would always teleport to you when loading a save.
-Fixed several Mocha dialogue crashes when she was immobile
-Fixed a dialogue crash when trying to give Mocha gold
-Fixed a bug where resuming Fairy Poker after leaving the tavern or loading a save would cause a crash and corrupt the save file
-Fixed a bug where Sky would not be controllable after milking Holly
-Fixed a bug that caused the tan furniture variants to play their breaking animations infinitely
-Fixed a bug where Holly would intimidatingly step towards Sky every time you hit a milking button prompt
-Fixed a bug where Weight Loss potions would not un-widen cows when used
-Fixed a bug that caused Sticky Keys popups to make sprinting infinite
-Fixed a bug that caused reloaded saves to spawn fairies on top of fairies at the poker table
-Fixed a bug that caused immobile cows to always spawn on top of Sky in new rooms
-Fixed a bug that caused milking Mocha to push Sky into the earth
-Fixed a bug that allowed cows to take too many Weight Loss Potions and turn into Ozempic skeletons
-Fixed a bug where beds couldn't be placed
-Fixed a bug that caused dryads' gurgling sounds to follow you to other rooms
-Izzy finally paid off her mortgage
0.1.0.8 PATCH:
-NEW ENVIRONMENTAL: Tan Trees! A way of obtaining the new tan wood variant!
-NEW ITEM: Tan Wood! Used to make the new furniture type.
-NEW FURNITURE: Bookshelves, wardrobes, shelves, and more!
-NEW FURNITURE TYPE: Tan wood furniture! A new variant of all the existing furniture types.
-FULLSCREEN MODE. Press F10 to toggle fullscreen on or off!
-DIALOGUE BURP TOGGLE. Added a new toggle setting for disabling the Burp Text interrupting dialogue!
-NPC WANDERING AND SCHEDULES. All of the girls in the village now wander through the town and follow their daily schedule!
-NEW ITEM: Potion of Heartbreak! Use to revert relationship progress with cows.
-NEW ITEM: Books! June loves 'em!
-Added several hundred unique Flirt and Talk dialogue options! These are affected by cows' weight, relationship status, etc.
-Fixed several following, persistency, and general NPC behaviour issues that could cause gameplay issues or crashes.
-Fixed burp text dialogue crash that's been in the game for AGES.
-Increased Brie's credit score by 40 points.
0.1.0.9 HOTPATCH:
-NEW ITEM: FAIRY GUMDROP! New favourite food for Candace!
-Fixed issues where the wrong colour fairies would drop from winning poker.
-Fixed a bug where ringing the cowbell with unassigned cows would obliterate them from existence.
-Fixed issues where winning fairy poker would spawn duplicate fairies on top of eachother.
-Fixed bug where cows would give the "need milking" or "too full" dialogue even if it wasn't the case.
-Fixed an issue with NPCs wandering when they shouldn't be.
-Fixed an issue where leaving the bar during Mocha's drinking would remove her from the world.
-Fixed shelf hitboxes and placement bugs.
-Fixed another crash that would happen from upgrading the barn during Brie's cutscene.
-Finally fixed the "lodged in the ground when leaving the tavern" bug.
-Fixed fairy placement hitboxes.
-Holly's nephew has been arrested for wagondriving under the influence.
0.1.0.10 HOTPATCH:
-Izzy now offers actual useful information, like how to give each of the girls the Bovinity Potion.
-Added tooltips for saving, loading, and when you are unable to pause.
-Made autosaving and loading less buggy and game freeze-y.
-Milking a cow no longer has a chance to send them off-screen and bug out the game.
-Cows no longer break through the earth if they become absurdly heavy.
-Fixed several Mocha dialogue crashes.
-Fixed several dialogue crashes while feeding Holly.
-Fixed crashes caused by Fairy Poker after loading, saving, leaving the room, etc. after winning matches.
-Fixed a crash when milking Mocha at max size.
-Fixed a bug that turned Mocha into the door when she was drunk.
-Fixed another bug that made cows float away in their stables.
-Fixed a bug with Holly's transformation dialogue.
-Fixed a bug with milking girls after talking to Brie.
-Fixed a bug that caused cows to walk away if you took too long feeding them.
-Fixed a bug that made Sky's fullness loop back in on itself if she got full while playing Fairy Poker.
-Izzy now has a more thorough opinion on the economy.
0.1.0.11 HOTPATCH:
-Candace no longer has her momentary screen-filling width for like 1 frame when you enter her bedroom.
-Fixed a bug that softlocked Mocha from accepting drinks.
-Fixed a bug that made Mocha and Holly never show up in the bar after the first night.
-Fixed an issue that caused the villagers to never reset to their usual schedules.
-Saving the game no longer despawns fairies.
-Fixed a crash when popping dryads.
-Fixed some Candace dialogue crashes.
-Interrupting the potion cutscene between Mocha and Holly would bug them out.
-Fixed the same dialogue bug that has plagued like the last 20 patches. Let's see if it's actually fixed this time for reals.
-Fixed a bug that sent you into orbit at the start of the milking minigame and broke the whole game.
-Fixed a bug where immobile cows would be sent out of the world in the barn randomly.
-Added some new stretch/overstuffed SFX (Credit to Yeetuscreature for putting them together!)
-The chucoos now begin plotting world domination by Day 5.
0.1.0.12 HOTPATCH:
-NEW FOOD ITEM: Sushi! June's favourite food is now sold by Candace!
-Fixed a few dialogue crashes from interacting with dryads, especially wheat dryad.
-Fixed a few crashes caused by burp dialogue.
-We have FINALLY FIXED THE FUCKING BUG WHERE MOCHA WON'T GO TO THE BAR AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT, THANK GOD. If it comes back again I will not be responsible for my actions.
-Fairies now make proper burp/gas and gurgling SFX at their larger sizes (Cheers to Lunar for pointing out that they never did until now)
-Fixed a bug where flirting with Candace would sometimes make the affection go toward Holly instead.
-Fixed a bug where time would freeze forever after starting the Mocha drinking cutscene.
-Candace has decided the valley has gotten too silly and has now locked in to restore the balance.
0.1.0.13 HOTFIX:
-I literally fixed the Mocha bug too much and now she doesn't leave the fucking bar no matter what.
-I don't even have anything funny to put here I'm just pissed I had to make a whole new hotpatch for one fix. 😔
0.1.0.14 HOTFIX:
-Holding SHIFT during Fairy Poker now speeds up all the animations.
-Fixed a bug that made Holly glow white and open and slam doors at super sonic speed when she stood in front of them (I'm not kidding)
-Fixed an issue where grabbing a stack of items and opening a container crashed the game.
-FINALLY FIXED THE BURP DIALOGUE CRASH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
-Fixed an item duplication glitch.
-The inventory now closes whenever you're placing objects and furniture.
-Fixed several inventory bugs that caused crashes when clicking around in the inventory too fast.
-Fixed a bug that made June disappear during her weight gain sequence.
-Fixed a bug that caused fridges to crash the game.
-Milking immobile cows no longer sends you to the void.
-Fixed a bug where Holly would just leave mid-transformation.
-Fixed some dialogue typos.
-Finally fixed WIDE CANDACE.
-Fixed a bug that prevented ovens from being placed on top of other furniture.
-Fixed a bug where hitting 400 lbs in Fairy Poker would cause issues.
0.1.0.15 HOTFIX:
-Added a new visual indicator for when cows have reached full milk.
-S'apphire now pays double the normal price for milk.
-Sticky Keys should no longer give infinite sprint.
-Fixed a bug where milking immobile cows would bury Sky in the earth.
-Fixed a bug that caused Mocha to disappear forever if she was immobilized without having a stable.
-Fixed Izzy's mini-mode hitbox.
-Fixed a bug where immobile cows would randomly disappear on the start of new days.
-Fixed a bug that let you talk to the fairy jar on the poker table but wouldn't let you play cards.
-Fixed a bug that caused Holly to repeatedly slam the door over and over again.
-Izzy will now regularly study for her Driver's Ed test next week, wish her luck.
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