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Rude TAROT of Magic: Three of Swords

Three of Swords. This is a sad one. A real loss, apparently. Not just depression but sorrow, apparently. But I was thinking, let me tell yah, I was thinking that maybe the problem is that the three swords in the card are impaling a HEART when they COULD be impaling- and this is what I was thinking- they could be impaling a WALNUT. Like the swords could break the walnut so then you could eat the walnut. Isn’t that a cool spin? Like, and this is me filling up the page, what if we replaced ALL hearts with walnuts? Instead of blood we’d have NUT BUTTER looooooool! In that fantastic scenario, I should think Dracula’s dark appetite to be NORMAL! This card means bad stuff.

Rude TAROT of Magic: Three of Swords

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