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Rude Tales Character Rainbow

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Thank you for being beautiful and also for supporting our beautiful show! Branson assigned Rude Tales PCs a place in the rainbow kinda so now YOU get to see it!

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Tomorrow

On the main feed

The only late December tradition that matters

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 32 "Hot Hot Hot!"

Branson, Joe, and Tim talk CHRISTMAS SONGS, shyness, GMing v PCing Mindsets, Not Reading Books, Smiling, and, of COURSE, answering all y'all's questions about the most RECENT f-ing episode of RUDE TALES OF MAGIC NETHERMURK!!!

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This Sunday: Rude Tales at the Holiday Art Fair @ Lifeworld in Brooklyn!

You read the subject line right! If you're in the New York area, cancel your Sunday plans because, Joe, Chris, and Tim will be at the Lifeworld Holiday Art Fair in Brooklyn this Sunday, December 14th, from Noon-5pm.

  • Lifeworld: 563 Johnson Avenue 

    • Free entry

    • There will be a bar running the whole time plus an outdoor patio so this will be a fun place to just hang and look at art.<...

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It's Blackest Friday! A New Shirt and Classic Designs Out from the Vault!

A bunch of merch is live in our store! Just in time for the holidays! GO THERE NOW AND BUY, YOU FOOLS!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 31 "Coming Right Web!"

Over this very Thanksgiving Holiday, Branson, Joe, and Tim talk music from 5th grade, who be pirate, crush daydreaming, improv group games, and watching TV with your wife. Oh, and they also talk bout the dang episode!

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Post-Thanksgiving Update

Folks! Though we would have loved to spend all weekend podcasting for you, our families insisted we spend time with them 🙄🙄🙄

Due to their ridiculous demands, this week's Rude Talks with those bad boys Tim, Joe, and Branson, will be out on Wednesday. Deal with it!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 30 "Bell Ringers"

Branson, Carly, Christopher, and Joe talk good guys with guns, Biblical castings, Behind The Scenes Violence, and Disney's Nine Old Men.

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Rude Tales PSA: Re-Download today's Nethermurk For Your Health!

This is why you have to always name a file Final_Final_FINAL...

We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode (it's killer), and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum"

Christopher, Joe, and Tim talk Bowie, foundational college institutions, Fathers, Gods, Evil Laughter, and more!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 28 "HamsterX Dot Com"

Carly, Christopher, and Joe chat up seeming everything else except the interesting websites that inspired the episode???? Instead they talk Santa, Guessing Games, Hell, How to Act PC v PC, MARIO CART RACERS, and DOGS, baby, DOGS!!!!!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 27 "All Rats, All Rats, All Rats..."

Christopher, Joe, & Tim answer questions about the probably the kindest episode of Nethermurk yet! We talk gettin' rejected, children murderin', when to talk 'bout parentin', and the food that would stop us from working.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 26 "Going No Contact"

What would YOU do if you got the opportunity to add MOSS to your inventory? Chris, Joe, and Tim all about why they did what they did with MOSS. Then they chat about Batman vs. Bruce, the secret morals of story, and the many ways movies show sneaking.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 25 "Get Slimed!!!"

Christopher, Joe, & Tim get into the THICK of this THICK episode! We talk editing challenges, SLIME, miracles, SLIME, narrative options, SLIME, and giants. LISTEN NOW!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 24 "Short Times at Pixie High"

Ali Fisher returns to spread the word on all things Lemon & High School. Along with Carly Monardo, Joe Lepore, Tim Platt, and Christopher Hastings, we answer questions and then literally travel through time. We talk school, DARE, and Joe's Immense Height.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 23 "The Bounty Becomes The Hunted (with Special Guests The Fool's Gold Crew"

We commemorate The Fools Gold Crew's visit to Nethermurk by inviting a bunch of fools (Branson, Chris, and Joe) to talk about the ep! These insane gents also talk miracles, Ninja Turtles, Animators, and the history of duh Baby Shoe Story. Let's GO!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 22 "Emergency Room Family Reunion"

Christopher "Silly Chris" Hastings & Tim "Mr. Timothy" Platt answer YOUR questions Emergency Room Family Reunion. We also talk Encyclopedia Brown, Witch Preferences, getting pills, and St. Augustine. This simply is the ep for you.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 21 "Conclave"

Joe, Tim, and a surprise guest discuss the Bachelorette, cardinal tactics, heralds of Galactus, and the amazing episode known only as "Conclave."

If you want to hear Joe & Tim get deep into The Bachelor & The Bachelorette, look no further than one of the very first Talkin' About from Dec 2020 where 2025-07-01 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 20 "Silence is Golden"

Christopher Hastings & Joe Lepore sit down at the table of zoom to break down Episode 20 of Nethermurk, the joys of summer living, and, of course, PlayStation.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethemurk Episode 19 "A Chocolate, If You Can Keep It"


Ali, Chris, and Joe get down to business to answer YOUR questions and record perhaps the most musical Rude Talks yet! PLUS: Is Andrizzi Catholic??

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 19: "Oh, Brother!"

Chris and Joe talk Nethermurk, Andor, and the silver linings to the LA Wildfires!

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Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: The Abyssal Addition

Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus b...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 17: "Boat Funeral!"

Chris and Joe join from your favorite rude talks

In your favorite rude chats

The chats by the bay, the chat that rocks

The chats that never sleeps!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 16 "Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!"

What? Rodents & Chivalry wasn't enough for you slobbering hordes? Well, fine! Joe, Carly, and Chris are back in the chats booth discussing the latest thrilling Nethermurk, Nice Tales of Friendship, and naturally, the impending Conclave.

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UNCUT!!! Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Rodents & Chivalry

Finally, the moment we've been teasing is here! Our first video one-shot, Rodents & Chivalry, is here! But this isn't the cut deemed "appealing to the public"— this is our big bouncing baby bonus cut, with 30 minutes additional footage (including character creation and all the times we forgot each other's character names), presented to you the way it was edited live in the studio!

We hope you enj...

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EXCLUSIVE Comedy Hour: Richard Nixon Sings with Tim Platt (work-in-progress)

After a brief tour in late 2024, Tim (me) recorded his (my) hour of jokes, characters, songs, and pathos at Brooklyn's own Union Hall. This show is still a work-in-progress, but we (I) thought it would be fun to share with y'all. Enjoy!

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Patreon Exclusive! Catch a Sneak Peek at our upcoming video one-shot, Rodents and Chivalry!

Wise subscribers—in lieu of our usual chat show this week, we thought you'd like to see what we've been cooking up in our video kitchen!

We visited the Headgum HQ in NYC to film a couple of video one-shot episodes! The first one, Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Rodents and Chivalry, will go live in two weeks! And you lucky little ducks get the very first look!

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Rude BUSTS of Magic: Nethermurk

Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 15 "The Only Good Elf"

Carly, Chris, and Joe hop on one huge microphone and talk the latest episode, trapper keepers, and shoveling pb cups down their gullets! Listen now please!!

Joe's badass trapper keeper

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The Only Good Phone Background

An elfo-scuro hellbent on destroying the civilization he came from? Not so good. This hi-res artwork by Carly Monardo available to use as your phone background/bring to your hairstylist as reference? Very good.

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