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Comment ‘Shop 40 Prompt

The Comment ‘Shop is its 40s! Let us celebrate with an outpouring of sloppy prompts.

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YT thumbnail for StarOrc ft Pete, Jack, and Carol

digitalnothing

Stellan’s Boys staring Salzige

Baxterattack

Lamborghini Shai-Hulud

Ajay

Mickey Blue Eyes 17

oldleech

Tender Miquella can't hold in the Hot Brown while riding on the back of Promised Consort Radahn

Swiggy_

Mao Zeong

Felix Forrester

°°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.· 🎀 𝒫𝓁𝓊𝓂𝓈 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓉𝒾♡𝓃 🎀 ·._.·°¯°·..·°.·°°° (ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ)

Jonpo

The Pestmaster raiding Charlotte's place

thehobknoblin

Jacob gets a Brazilian (Dealers choice)

Jonpo

Some crabs

MeatBear

Over the Hedged to completion

Jacob Edding

Reading the Necronomicon and making mud at a party on top of tower #2 Pre Kambalaaaaa

Chinese Boy Ganoosh

Meet Jar Bink

Hankenstein

Sly Snootles

Martyn O'Neill

Tyler Perry's Madea's Department of Government Efficiency

alex

Someone who wanks off the dead is a ghost buster

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Pepe lePatrick

Chicofriend

Phlesh-colored Phillie Phanatic

Erynsaurus

Magic the Gathering of the Jugalos

David U

I'll flash my boobs for astrogoblin beads

David U

Al Pachinko falls down the stairs.

Fun!

stone cold steve harvey

Bstrong

leslie pope from parks and rec

Annabelle W

Goblins in the trap selling E and adrenochrome

Christian

Michael Fassbender, on Fender bass in a cool reggae quintuplet.

Lord of Skunks

"Sir, this is a Windu's."

DoomFeather

Mr. Penguin’s Poppers

jstowe18

Thousands of beavers: The Ballad of Stellan's Daughters

S.E.

Beaker as Bunsen's test subject for MK Ultra

LeafoftheVine

I'm Tyred Boss - Twisted Metal UK

Michael Barnett

Mel, it's me, the power bottom

Lydsy

Lamborghini Urus-Hai

MrDrProfTeddy

Bill Burr-lington Coat Factory

Blake Spears

A Star Is Born (Cesarean Section)

Quest Bruv

Who could say no to that face: https://tinyurl.com/Harry-Mudd-Smiling

Quicksandbuddy

Gandalf the Bae

cptvictor

Harry Mudd (70s animated Star Trek series version) trying to con characters in an isekai anime

Quicksandbuddy

A duck with a HUGE bush.

Brandon

Adolescent Jacob watching the second tower get hit, upset his cartoons got taken off the air

Adam Cruse

finding the White Grinch Baby in the Astrogoblin kingcake

Barfait 😏

Astrogoblin Hog Flume grand opening (no survivors) (astrogoblin's attorney denies that the flume had "veins")

WalkingMirror

Sorry, I'll shut up now, but before I go, did you know Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can?

Richard Jeter

Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.

Richard Jeter

John Cena suplexing a kid in a wheelchair in front of a Break-A-Wish Foundation banner

Richard Jeter

Adrian Brody spitting a Super Mario Bros. 2 Birdo egg into the Oscars audience

Richard Jeter

Ewoks and oompa loompas about to throwdown in The warriors 70s NY

Nurse Gab

A pretty cool Eel in a Lamborghini Urus

Colin Sharpe

Mike Lindell and Keef Girgo steal proof of election fraud from ORSON KAMALA

Stankape

Yugi Moto takes on the Russian invaders.

Did somebody say boom?

The Hurt Knocker(s)

Cowboy Baby

The Hamburgler dropin a 40 Burger on Ronald.

tigerhawk66

Oh hey I’m really busy right now. uhhh… Creed Girgo. Is that something?

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

The Avengers but not woke

tertiary

Elon telling one of his child human shields “wrong kid died” after an assassination attempt from Salzige

Daniel Felesina

Shadowboxing Christ

lilcczar89

"Daniel Day Lewd-is"

rahjahknows

Ernest Goes On a Birthright Trip

Michel Lichand Mendonça

Kevin Spacey telling Elmo to grow up after new allegations arise

Daniel Felesina

Sweeny Rod Serling

Adriano Bacuita

Bam Margera wins an oscar and the statue is a gundam. The award is for best Ortolan Songbird eating.

Johnald90

Been thinking of this since last comment shop: Patrick's boy dreaming of dinos

ChucklinNarwhal

Hannibal asking Will to draw that super cool “S” from grade school

Gollum Juice

“Oops! All Whoopi’s” version of startrek tng or the view

Brad sweeney

Lieutenant Data and Don Vito gambling with the Pedos on Planet Edo from s1 Next Generation for Wesley Crushers bussy

Joseph Zecevic

earnest goes away

lexilucy

BlueChew MewTwo

Chaz Surfboard

The Angel Boys wearing Charlotte's newsboy cap and Patrick's tactical shorts.

Tariq Moustapha

Shallow Hal vs Deep Roy

Ralph d. Apel

Air Bud Jackass

Clickery21

Elim Garaks new gay lover Ed Basheeran

Softly_Iris

Myself, the boy, two Dan Aykroyds, and no questions asked

scott Lamont

Pawg-le the lesser

Bailey Yeager

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth Hannibal

Madeline Alright

The Power De-Glove from Nintendo

Haste

Chuck E Cheese fight club

CheapCulture

Chugging some Mt. dew and doing some sick jumps

Ryan Pelton

I’m something of a songbird myself

Just Joe

KFC but they sell crabs

NRay7882

Ryan is Jesus and the blood of christ is cotton candy faygo which gives Judas (jacob) hives

confusedgoat

Kino Loy at Shawshank

heartajack

Agent Dale Cooper is moved by the plight of the people of Philadelphia

Bryan Weiss

“Hey Ton, Dis movie ‘Wicked’. IT’S A MUSICAL”

Drew Wagner

dRumpf and Jerked-Off Dumbledore Vance explain gratitude to a freshly liberated Auschwitz survivor in the Oval Office.

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Our Jacob imprinted on Renesmee

Beans

sorry in ad-Vance:

Nikolaus W. Hagena

ortolan "star wars" prepared as ortolan somgbird

slashx00

Trailer Park Boyz II Men

HeyJoshRob

Osama Bin Madden

SurgeSmall

Ellen pompeo is a murderer

nicktelecast .

Mr. Bean tries to score some pills

Brian

Han frozen in carbonite but he’s got a chub on.

Martyn O'Neill

Gonk droid barely hides his foot torture fetish.

Martyn O'Neill

Kai char, gul Jacob, and Patrick the pah wraith

Potatcious

Anakin's life if he never won that podrace.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Samwise and Frodo stumble into Mishelob Ultra's lair

Jordan Moses

Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers accepting the Oscar for Best Original Song

Garry

The pissmaster general

Jay Deines

the kurt locker

bats

"The Gate" starring Stephen Worf

Ryan Light-Motley

x-men of the cloth: days of future pastor

Scrapple Roan

Notable ally The Hatman, who absolutely respects gender pronouns past 450mg

Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne

Matthew Broderick Speed Racer

Tadhg Harnett

Jennifer Kool-Aid Man

NickIsRadford

Babu Frik’s kinksona; Babu Fuck.

Fredducky

3rd Party Gundam Reject Models on the Streets of LA just trying to make a living.

Mike R

Twilight but everyone's tops

stushow

The Last Astrogoblin (L'astrogoblin, if you will) post-appocalypse, fucking the dead

Free Will

Sonic the hedgehog and knuckles the echidna rub their penises together

Mr penis

the girl with the dadgum tattoo

Daphne

Caricatures of Trump's Cabinet at Mt Rushmore

NukeWarm

Vance Vance Revolution

Ryogathelost

Jam MarBeara (He's Paddington.)

Meatshelly

The Wizard of Aus (aur naur)

SteamedJams

Josh Broling for Soup

Matt

Comment 'Shop in Memorium

Leebos

Robert Cardassian (played by David Schwimmer)

liam

Baron Gamesharkkonen

Daniel Brown

Blade Runner Twenty-Flirty-Nine 😉

B-Nab

Tony soprano’s new food poisoning fueled Italian American nightmare

Nick Barnes

Spud Cort

Glup Shiddo

Air Bud Dwyer

Kyall Robinson

Charlotte killing a monitor lizard with her bare hands

Emilio L

Like a Dragon: A Yakuza Patrick in Hawaii

Oilspill404

A Conservative Arts College.

Alfy Red

Gary “Crawdaddy” Busey

trivialpaperweight

Hollywood Special Ambassadors go Narnial style

Ethan

did u see Jennifer Coolidge did a Matthew Broderick to a Minecraft Villager?

Bailey ate all the beans

Over The Edge: The Over The Hedge Gooning Edition

ItsBlunty

i wanna see what Patrick thinks a Hork-Bajir looks like

Harper

A second Ratts Tyerell has hit the Laguna Caves

LLPaulJay

Meet Jack Black

Rullagan

The tailgating scene outside of Alpine Valley for the Max Rebo Band concert

GoodPostReilly

Angrys Mikkelson

The last Bastion of Bastian

Gary Shandling in the Blunt Rotation

Kurt Smiff

Teebo-nator

fairytaleforhire

Jacob buys more Temu tights in preparation for his new holiday: Poonta Eve.

J Jedi Jameson

The DEIs of March

Baron Sogz

Retirement Home X-Games

Dustin Willis

Emilia Perez Hilton

goooooooooob

Jon Voight Gundam kit (Perfect Grade)

Alexander

Jacob's DP (Dark Passenger)

Sean Banne


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