Astrogoblin

We've never been so wet - AD FREE

Shark Tale - UNCUT

Kirk Douglas died at 103?!

Astropodlin: Ari Aster on Probation

We have radical ideas to reshape and revitalize the motion picture industry. Ted Netflix pick up the phone.

ASTROGOBLIN LIVE - The Game Awards 2025 + NEW MERCH COMING

We've polished our spoons for this year's thick slurry of celebrity appearances and anime gacha games.

AND

We'll be showing off some new merch https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com/

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 80

And it was Thrice that Patrick uttered perfection into our earthly ears.

We're all getting trucks - AD FREE

Death Battle (old): Dwight "The General" Manfredi vs. Ivan "Iron Man" Stewart

Toyota VHS - UNCUT

Ain't no rails for this train.

Comment ‘Shop 80 Prompt

80 is how old Sky is going to be when Tulsa King Season 4 comes out. Let us commemorate this occasion with a bounty of prompts.

Burgle and Cine2Nerdle - UNCUT

BILLY LYNN LONG HALFTIME SPEEDRUN ANY% NO HACKS NO SKIPS

We thought we understood this game... - Ad Free

LAST DAY TO USE CODE SALZIGE FOR 50% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH

Trailer Roundup - Hunting Season vs. Killing Season

A new Mel just dropped!

Astropodlin 74: There is One God

If you've seen all of Tulsa King then the first 20 minutes of this podcast are a love letter to you, the fan.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 79

Cower before a most beautiful visage.

Comment ‘Shop 79 Prompt

A pit is dug. Its mouth is gaping and cavernous. Fill it with your prompts, kind master.

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are all mormons gay? - AD FREE

Slimy! Mudhole! My youtube channel this is!

Jedi Outcast Part 2 - UNCUT

Slimy! Mudhole! My youtube channel this is!

Curtains for Algernon

A new era of darkness sweeps across our channel.

Hideous cartoons are back - AD FREE

"Disneytoon Studios originally planned to make a direct-to-video sequel to Chicken Little, tentatively titled Chicken Little 2: The Ugly Duckling Story. Directed by Klay Hall, the story would have involved Chicken Little getting into a love triangle between Abby Mallard and a beautiful newcomer, Raffaela, a French sheep. Being at a great disadvantage, Abby would go to great lengths to give herself a makeover."

Chicken Little - UNCUT

It's our 79th uncut video featuring long-winded discussions about our favorite sci-fi shows.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 78

We had a lot of sugar today.

Skumbananer

Skumlovers only.

Astropodlin 73: Two Boyfriends

You get it early this week! Because Charlotte is still wrapping her head around days of the week. Happy thanksgiving!

The scariest rock known to man - Ad Free

MACHINES will help you reach your business goals with invasive AI tools!

Geoguessr 11/24 - UNCUT (FIXED)

Now with even more uncut!

Comment ‘Shop 78 Prompt

Stuff this turkey with prompts, malodorous pilgrim.

Trailer Roundup - David + Primate + Young Washington

Featuring the Arby's meat pile.

This whole game is a DVD menu - AD FREE

the banker has caught and compromised, to a permanent end, the members of Astrogoblin

Deal or No Deal - UNCUT

the banker has caught and compromised, to a permanent end, the members of Astrogoblin

FREE Deleted Scenes - Jedi Outcast Part 1

It's all wordle games.