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Jessie Ventura smoking the finest Minesotan tequila

Aaron Weber

Bill Skarsgard as the Ketamine Ghoul

Loxi (not shrek)

'It's only fascism if it comes from southern Italy; otherwise, it's just sparkling capitalism'

Pighokey

Luthen the ketamine ghoul drinking steel reserve for a sunrise he'll never get to see

goooooooooob

First Order General Huxtable

Siôn Williamson

Patrick turned 1000 years old from having to read thru all the prompts and not picking the first good one

ShinChaos

Astrogobblers cut ties and start a maidcore band in Latvia

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Tom Jane giving Ryan Dunn's euology

Fitzwick

Neil Breen's Megalopolis

Cody Nicholls

Harry Caray ripping cigs and guitar solos

theedgeinshow

What IS in’s the Astrogoblin discount pharmacy?

Kickflipoff

David Lynch and Jimmy Carter bonding in the afterlife - possibly while riding penny farthings.

oldleech

Big brown barrel of Biden’s best boys

Brad sweeney

Hardee’s logo emotionally devastated

Fredducky

Hulk Hogan going woke and still getting booed

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Blue Chew Butterbean vs Ozempic Preston Lacy

Lucas Wilson

Patrick riding his Babirusa to work

Wadachip

The Beaver tells a content creator to jack off at work and then get catfished.

David Jones

Sludge and or goo

Mr penis

AstroGoblin's very own Eraserhead baby

Quicksandbuddy

Air Bud but he’s just like a regular guy

Tyler Wilkins

Galactic senate approved TikTok ban blocked by Sheev

PumaHands

Snuff marketed for Gen Z

Heaps Biggly

George Lucas watching from the closet

Jesse Gax

People staring blankly at [insert other prompt] in the sky

Dr. Deagle

Eddie Valiant & Roger Rabbit walk into GoonTown

Fox Burden

JonBIDET Ramsey

lexilucy

Vincent Fisher Price

Dustin Willis

Police Yoshi Story

goooooooooob

CoD montage thumbnail: dick Cheneys greatest hits

Maxwell

Scott Pilgrim vs the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction circa 2002

alex

Goon Messiah! Wait I thought Arrakis was supposed to be a dry wasteland?!

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Scary Bilbo ahegao

nikotopias

Biblically Accurate Fuck Machine

Erynsaurus

Elon Musk fondling Paul Bunyan's blue ox's balls.

Lord of Skunks

The many salutes of Elon with Paddington

Nick Martinez

Baby geniuses and the nuremberg trials

goodbye Tarfful

We goon at dawn.

Tariq Moustapha

Art Bellossom Pokedex entry

NickIsRadford

Snoopy & Woodstock make soup together, but something goes horribly wrong

Chelsea D'Amore

"We sent Phil to Mordor with the Fellowship"

ben l

Dr. Dolittle's first press conference as Trump's chief medical advisor

Donald Mahanahan

The Siege of Jamestown, ND feat. the world's largest bison

bobloblaw_rms

Pot of Creed

Angelo Encapera

Snowboarding swine

Rusty Pond

John Fetterman meme coin

Brian Spath

Nosfera2 Fast 2 Furious

Kyall Robinson

Kirisuto no junan 2: Ma Kirisuto (Christ Passion 2: Shin Christ (Anime (sub)))

Hankenstein

"Me and Don Vito are going to assassinate the Archduke of Austria"

Will Stephens

Jackass but for the Lord!

Drew Wagner

Boba Fetterman

cptvictor

Steve-Opossum and Chris "Trash" Pandius filming an episode of Wildcritterz at the US Capitol on 1/6/2021.

Zen Window

Huge hairy cans (that some would consider to be unnatural)

M B

Recreate Paul Walker/Vin Diesel "See you Again" moment with Ryan Dunn and that little car he put up his butt.

Fun!

Pick-me-girl Picard

LeafoftheVine

Presidential Cuck Chair

Gollum Juice

Ben sisko sparking up a cig rounding the bases after sending a baseball into orbit.

Dean U

Weekend at Ryan Dunn's (Weekend at Burnie's if it wasn't clear)

Baron Sogz

T-Rex struggling for a last suck on a vape before the asteroid

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Mr. Burnie Burns (co-founder of rooster teeth and Simpsons character)

NukeWarm

The pantheon of Astrogoblin guys come looking for the stuff

Leebos

Ghost feet

heartajack

Live from Washington, DC: The 2025 Presidential Inazgûluration

saaaaaam

Wesley Crusher gets splinched in a transporter accident and the crew feels net neutral about it

Bryan Weiss

big hole

liam

Big Bald Naturals (open to interpretation)

TCKingCeryn

Patrick the white returns to us at the turn of the tide (he smote the remains of a balrog and got the stuff he needs)

Softly_Iris

Trumps golden showers save California.

Alfy Red

Bali Time Chamber for Juggalos

WalkingMirror

Jacksaw (Saw / Jackass crossover)

David U

An AirB&E listing photo catching Bam and Ryan in the act

Mr. Habato

“We’re gonna make Phill a man in the eyes of The Lord”

Nat Schwarz

Smoking salted licorice

Clickery21

Alex Jones after autoerotic asphyxiation

Wesley Kirlough

Flight Risk's Mark Wahlberg (as "Jim Flightrisk") just heading up to the second floor of an unsuspecting Salzige (but he is aware)

John

Scott Stapp makes an Oscar bait movie

Daniel Johansen

Faramir, Captain of Gondor, shows quality air at the Winter X Games

GoodPostReilly

No one is more powerful than Mr. Peanut

Matt Burns

Davos Convention (Weird Rural Pennsylvania version)

JFactor

Mike Lindell “getting the things he needs” at the inauguration

CeeBass

Patrick breaking into Jacob's office to get "some stuff he needs"

Adriano Bacuita

Ray Romano hunting the cast of Fraiser

Tadhg Harnett

A horse with a human job

Haste

A really nice ham sandwich

Phil Golubovich

inaugoblination

Michael Shaffer

Live action woke smurfs movie poster

NRay7882

"Love should be multiplied, not divided" the sister wives of Astrogoblin

Haunted Picnic

Mark Wahlberg prevents the Dave Matthews Band tour bus incident

LeKa

Gritty speed dates other mascots.

tigerhawk66

Astrogoblin blind sniff test: Poppers, Galaxy Gas, Gasoline

Bailey ate all the beans

Hoopa “Chewbacca” Stank, M.D.

Chicofriend

Scientist Charlotte growing a new Jacob and Patrick on a rat's back

Sean Banne

Patrick's latest get rich quick scheme.

J Jedi Jameson

Creepy Captain Kirk

Brendon Abbl

Virgin Airlines post coitus

Rullagan

Wet Hot North Korean Summer

SteamedJams

The Statue of Liberty, as a juggalo, sobbing uncontrollably

Free Will

Sailor Scouts but they're super ripped like the power team

JeffreysAboy

Good news! They already do this one every Monday and Friday for us.

Blake Spears

Stephen King's spooky colostomy bag.

Ryan Pelton

World's last hope, Mr. Hippopotamus, picked to pilot Gundam Epyon

Michael Eisen

Prime alcohol smoking circle w/ don vito and Phil

Hauntlink

Gooners never say done

NRay7882

JD Vance taping a drawing of his couch over his wife’s portrait

Brian

Care Bear Rapture

jstowe18

Yassified Worf

grungaloo

Big Hoss and Chum Lee buy Smee from Watto

LLPaulJay

Klingon Incubus tribute band

dangxious

The average Astrogoblin fan (A Patrick photoshop)

Madeline Alright

Castlevania's Dracula getting really into Limp Bizkit before his final canonical death in 1999.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

John Leguizamo is really cold :(

B-Nab

(Baskin) Tony Robbins lost in the mall from Better Call Saul

Mike R

Under the Tuscan raider sun

Jay Deines

godforeskin apostle

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

The 3 Ninjas movie goes woke

stushow

The Gooners

Claire Myers

Elon Musk getting punched by Captain America

Nibblonians


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