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The Comment 'Shop 29 Prompt

Our fridges are packed with leftovers, but our Comment 'Shop bucket is empty. FILL IT.

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John Voight (Racially ambiguous) dapping up a baby

Ben Rogers

Yassified Denethor yelling at Best Buy employees to abandon their posts during a Black Friday mob.

Jax

Baby Geniuses: The Two Towers.

ADHDRaidsAgain

KPOP (K is for cajun)

saaaaaam

Boku No Pico De Gallo

Ben Miller

CigTalk 108.2 presents: Paul Mall Simon and Dart Garfunkel

Gene Shaughts

There were no survivors.

Dan S

The whole Salzige Cayde-Heringe family take over Arrakis

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Thanksgiving dinner but every family member is Jon Voight

Waluigi Galleani

ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ

Jonpo

ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ

Jonpo

Meat Beat Meet And Greet

Jonpo

Char(lotte)'s Custom Zaku II

Malexcila

Temba, his cheeks wide.

Heaps Biggly

outside garbage god

Tadhg Harnett

Mr Tumnuts (truck nuts growing like a hernia out of his abdomen)

KassaNova

Gandalf hosting a call in show for pipeweed enthusiasts on local access

Paul

woke Renesmee

Annabelle W

Everyone has to do the next thing Patrick says after reading this

Tomfoolery

A tin of pickled Salzige Cayde-Heringe (aka Skargardströmming)

Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”

Mr. Sean Bean's Holiday

Ethan

Tony Hawk's Pro Gun 2

LeKa

Denethors and Pippins karaoke night

Juuso E Salin

A helicopter but the blades are made out of slim Jim’s

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Hallmark's first NC-17 Christmas film

Chaz Surfboard

scott stapp top surgery

Fender-Belly Bodine

Pimp horse

alex

Patrick's vault of camel cash

Kyall Robinson

Jean-Claude GUN DAMme

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Super Skarsgard Brothers Odyssey

Will Stephens

Mr. Furious undergoes the Severance procedure (his sack is too burdensome)

Dorian Bloy

Baron Harkonnen the Barbarian

Jordan Moses

Ball torture (so Patrick has a giggle)

Softly_Iris

The great red one gives salzige cayde-heringe his first huge mess

Softly_Iris

The Christmas Carol ghosts rip a bong and roast Ebenezer's nerd ass

Quest Bruv

Big Daddy Tim Kane

Powersfrombeyond

Guts Berserk but he works at Zumiez

Haste

Bionicles (pronounced like a greek man of myth)

Swiggy_

Epic Goblin Battle: Salzige Cayde-Heringe International Man of Mystery vs Master of Disguise Jon Voight

Blake Spears

Gimley and the pretty elf (Legoland?) after eating the saltiest of licorice

Free Will

The astrogoblins fall prey to the santa clause (1994)

Trung Ho

“The sounding” it’s like the happening but they stick metal rods down their urethra

Mr penis

Ronald McDonald getting forcibly removed from whatever an Arby’s Play Place would look like.

Drew Wagner

Attack of the Quaaludes

Horsey Chobunso

Rob Zombie Himself

lexilucy

Edmund sells out Ukraine to Putin for a Turkish Delight

Ryogathelost

Patrick Brown, but goatee.

Lord of Skunks

Fred Durst from downtown with a 3-pointer

Hankenstein

So ideally, it would be his head coming out of Liver King

NukeWarm

Krampus' gay-friendly cookbook

COONTAR

Crack miser

scott Lamont

Red One but it's the Willy Wonka boat freakout.

oldleech

Redundant.

oldleech

Narnia but the children brought a concealed handgun

Stanky

Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I will be doing this prompt all throughout December,

bozzwick

LeGrond James

Erynsaurus

Baby Goblins and the Treasures of Salzige

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Anakin Shy Gawker

Adriano Bacuita

A goosebumps book cover based on the thing that gives y'all goosebumps

Haunted Picnic

Elf-on-the-shelf's first real job

NRay7882

A post from Patrick's Instagram 20 years in the future

melifiknow

How the Grinch bought a gun

Gollum Juice

The Thrilla in Godzilla.

Tariq Moustapha

RFK Jr Kuato

NukeWarm

opossum romeo and raccoon juliet except juliet has a giant dumptruck ass also gorgeous period costumes

Zen Window

Dirty, stinky Krampus

Aaron Weber

What you think AI would create when prompted with, “Stellan Skarsgard eating too much salt licorice.”

Bryan Weiss

Detroit Mets Shortstop "Licorice" Willitz

Dr. Deagle

A normal Christmas carol but Tiny Tim got the leg lengthening surgery

Nick Barnes

Patrick breaking out of the gulag

Sean Banne

Hamsters left unsupervised

kinman

The power of Guncho, the power of Goonch, the power of Many

Meatshelly

The G-FORCE team stealing Mrs. Claus jewels

Michael Shaffer

The post lesbian era

Rullagan

RFK jr hosts Thanksgiving

CeeBass

Poorly censored Baby Geniuses' Moriarty hiding in plain sight at a Diddy white party

John

Krampus as next president's Secretary of Gifts

Fun!

The Grinch meets sexy

Chris Watson

A big face

PumaHands

The Gobbos set sail for Ass

Whalebone Jack

ABBA Zappa

Ralph d. Apel

A Cinnabon run by Cenobites

bobloblaw_rms

The Misery of Applying Decals

Spurious Machinery

Tim Buck Three

Dustin Willis

Campfire stories with the American Gothic couple

Toots McGavin

Astrogoblin as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

ben l

Ball Torture (Cenobite)

Driftless

A Storm of Ducks by George RR Martin

Driftless

The alternate reality of Bedford Falls where George Bailey is gay.

Leebos

Oh fuck, Herbie the Love Bug just hit a kid!

Cash_Bone

Anakin killing the baby geniuses

cptvictor

Fresh air and pubic lice

Ryan Pelton

The shocking cure to Patricks on-screen narcolepsy

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Mustache Farm

stushow

alec baldwin if he went to prison

an0rpm

Goonch and Guncho

Terence Wiggins

Crocs for the cool dad

Megan Goins

Grandma insists my waifu must sit at the kids' table when she's really 300 years old

Vull and Noid

wholesome family time, interrupted

Paul Sheckarski

The Goodyear® Gimp

WalkingMirror

Bin Laden playing with yo-yos

Nibblonians

Jacob tricking the devil into eating nasty licorice

Bradley Sweeney

Nosferatuna: Fish Vampire

SteamedJams

Big grippers

Baron Sogz

Yearbook photo of your high school’s cigarette-smoking teacher. (Not a teacher who smokes. The teacher that teaches you all how to smoke.)

GoodPostReilly

Nick at Night, but it’s Nick Nolte playing all the parts

capecodnative

How the Goonch Stole Christmas

Kochebi

Steven Seagull steals your french fries on the boardwalk

Madeline Alright

Jabba the Huntter Biden

Danny Thrasher

Your favorite cartoon characters, but looking really cool smoking cigarettes

Sean Murphy

Yo-Yo Ma yo-yos yo mama

Brian

A screenshot from a video game that Patrick would actually want to play on Astrogoblin

Tim Liggett

The Great British “Bake” Off

Andrew Sterling

"and with your seed" (catholic)

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Jon Voight takes The Substance

Quicksandbuddy

Daddy reading his guys a bedtime story

liam

Hairy Swappin Daddies

Hauntlink


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