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Always two (prompts) there are. We’re gonna kill two turkeys with one stone ahead of Thanksgiving.

We will choose two prompts this day: one for this week and one for next week!

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Benny Shaps pupating

Felix Forrester

Charlotte as Char Aznable, Jacob as Lalah's Ghost, and Patrick as Amuro Ray

Duke Ammon

Nonnas in the Mist with present day Sigourney Weaver, soundtrack by present day Good Charlotte.

oldleech

Each of the three Goblins if they were a Skarsgard son.

Johnald90

a Ferengi/Vulcan hybrid businessman, I want to see what the ears look like on this little american psycho.

dudecar34

Patrick's 300 steps of orgasmic amplification

Horsey Chobunso

The Council of Uncles

Chaz Surfboard

Fat Bald Miserable 50 year old white English man.

Dave Funnell

Business ethics

CeeBass

A MEATeor about to kill the dinosaurs but they're all SNL Will Ferrell characters.

Jistol

RFK Junior Mints

Ralph d. Apel

An unladen wagon pulled by two strong boys

Dorian Bloy

Arby’s no longer has the meats :(

Fredducky

Swiss Family Goblinson

Christian

Meat beating meet and greet (Ball torture)

Jonpo

Gamer zoo

Tomfoolery

I feel called out I'm 🏳️‍⚧️ and that's one of 3 podcasts I listen to 😂😂 Abigail is the reason my egg cracked!

Ellis

A gift: https://youtu.be/IE0vH4ZW9lk?si=F4L3B_DuP-lMfJVS

Tariq Moustapha

Give Jacob a title of a Star Trek episode he then describes the plot.

Kevin Lewis

Hairy old man vs Hairless old man

Connoroni

Al Gores Rhythm

Jonathon Brege

Tinker Tailor Tellitubbi Soldier Spy (Prussian Uniform specifically)

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Mark "Bumpy" Cuban

M B

That botched Spanish fresco of Jesus as a cryptid; "El santo chupacabra de Borja".

oldleech

Joe and Hunter Bide-Zyn

JFactor

A BBC breaking down the GAETZ

Free Will

You mean the film where Adam Driver passionately munches box? Yes.

Ellis

3 way battle between Thanksgiving spirit, Christmas spirit, and Luke Skywalker Maybe Shrek too but I don't want to get greedy

Andres Valdes

Hulk Hogan getting his signature tan by rolling in a 7-11 hot dog roller

Terence Wiggins

The Uruk-Hai's cafeteria menu.

Lord of Skunks

Trump's cabinet picks, but they're all furries

Bspike

Look, Mr Frodo! A Timothy Olyphant!

Tariq Moustapha

Is this a House of Gucci reference?

Tariq Moustapha

Dunkin Ponuts

Tariq Moustapha

Baron Harkonnen as a Macy's Parade Balloon

volkor316

Ferris Buhelers Day On (deathstix)

Dr. Deagle

family thanksgiving with astro goblin and all their favorite people (skarsgard, ryan, new norm)

ShinChaos

Yacht Rock Screensaver

Sean Murphy

Darth Mall

Daniel Brown

World geography according to Charlotte

Daniel Brown

Mr Beast's WORDLE OF DEATH

NickIsRadford

Tyson v Paul battle once more over the ponut ring, the loser is then consumed by the gape.

Blake Spears

This turkey is a Bionicle

Stanky

The ugliest elf meets the most handsome dwarf

Shotgunbadger

Goblin stuffing. You pick the hole

SundayBest

Lego minifigs come to life to kill their tyrannical man-child overlord

Mike R

The Big gang Bang Theory

donaldtello

Frog and Toad take a wrong turn in Hollywood

Kyle Koehler

Ray Liotta stuffing a turkey with his dilly.

Michael Zwez

The secret lab that Jacob maintains full of failed Patrick clones in giant tubes. Screaming Things with short stunted limbs and beautiful moustaches.

Michael Pettigrew

is this a prompt or are you replying

Zen Window

sulus gonna work

Zen Window

gorillas finding cures for erectile dysfunction

Tadhg Harnett

snappily dressed raccoon ceo having a rowdy four martini lunch with their opossum executive team

Zen Window

Freakazoid, chimpanzee

PumaHands

Ryan Hailey stuffing a Ryan Hailey turkey

NukeWarm

Voight & Hailey - Discrimination Attorneys at Law

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Jared from Subway, head of the department of education

Powersfrombeyond

Salman Rushdie finally gets a turn on the mini-bike

Heaps Biggly

Jeff Keely tearfully announcing Muppets Party Cruise (2003) as game of the year under duress from Miss Piggy

SteamedJams

10 ways to tell if your boyfriend is thinking about orbs!

Michael Pettigrew

RFKs new baby whale diet

Bradley Sweeney

this is a thread for prompts dude

gregorama97

pirates digging for buried pleasure

lexilucy

Relax Patrick, you’ve almost made it through all the prompts.

Ralph d. Apel

Dank sink sponge losenge

Ryan Pelton

Incontinental breakfast

Kickflipoff

Adam West Batman trapped by his deranged turkey nemesis The Gobbler

Ethan

polio fire blankets

Gollum Juice

Lord of the Mimes

melifiknow

The Astro goblin (does it have a name?) gobblin up an Astro turkey. (It’s not good, I just wanted to make a bad pun)

bozzwick

The film The Lighthouse but with Charlotte & Jacob featuring Patrick as the Lighthouse

Driftless

Darth Maul of America Torture

Jordan Moses

The astogoblins battling the forces of evil (themselves but doing bits that one of the others hates)

Adriano Bacuita

Ninja turtle trying to eat his fresh pizza on 9/11

Chris Watson

You've heard of Sharknado, but what about Horsecano, a volcano that erupts horses?

Haste

Bionicle love hotel.

Ryogathelost

also, not a prompt, but I remembered Google Stadia used to be a thing and giggled.

Spurious Machinery

Patrick's boy breaking Denathor's nose.

Erynsaurus

30-50 feral Skarsgårds invasion

Spurious Machinery

Jesus Turkey

Dustin Willis

Riddick smelling beautiful (again)

Edgar Kracis

Santa has a new reindeer and it's Rudy Giuliani

Chelsea D'Amore

Heavy Arms Wide Open

Free Will

The First Wokegiving

j0ated

Mad Max: Furry road

Juuso E Salin

Is this a prompt or are you shaming?

Free Will

A dramatic still from the hit 2034 musical: Flowers for Q Anon

Free Will

ChewBakeca + Thanksgiving Ball Torture

greenstick97

3rd man on the moon crying because nobody knows who he is

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Jacouroborous (Jacob ouroborous)

Sorcha

An abstract “guy”

dangxious

Philomena crink

griff mat

In a freak transporter incident, Chekov and Sulu find themselves on a planet filled with subs without a dom to be seen

Siôn Williamson

Rupauldads Crab Race.

Dean U

One of the other prompts but they're really hung, making it original and mine

Sean Banne

What Jacob's ideal jelqing machine would look like

Sean Banne

Charlotte's been living inside a left converse shoe

gregorama97

Reconstruct the McElroy Brothers from memory

Leebos

Inviting your enemies over for Hatesgiving

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Ball torture

Softly_Iris

Joe Biden hosts the stumbling of the twinks

Softly_Iris

Ape and hungus man ride a gondola in Venice.

liam

Hawk Tuah-ing in the face of God

Brian

Astrogoblin becomes a toy review channel

stushow

Gorilla Pope

Cash_Bone

creed gundam box art

goodbye Tarfful

Jacob but as that weird Japanese squirrel thing that uses it's ballsack to fly

alex

Throw a wee cowboy hat on that bad boy for ya boi Raylan Givens

Baron Sogz

Patrick's the one that got away

Bailey ate all the beans

Timothy Olyphant (Lord of the rings connotation)

Baron Sogz

DL dads keeps confusing Patrick for the twunk they think they're meeting from grindr

Bailey ate all the beans

Adam Driver in Trump administration as Kylo Ren Secretary of Glup Shitto.

Astro Scribbles

NFL mascot house party gets raided

NRay7882

Hieronymous Bosch painting of the F****** office closing.

J Jedi Jameson

I am Emperor Gluteous Maximus

CheapCulture

Austin, Minnesota tourism billboard

Rullagan

Chris Christie the Hutt takes his Sail Barge to The Shore

GoodPostReilly

Just a nice fella

Jacob Martin

Your Nonna approaching you from the mists

mitchshow

Sugar Gay. Mark McGrath coming out to a loving, supportive family

Madeline Alright

Astro-Gobblin's Thanksgiving Feast

Meatshelly

criminal tax evasion

Ellis

The forced PC redesign of the Official Astrogoblin State Flag

Drew Wagner

the third impact (nge) but head of patrick

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses


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