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Li is a master of several styles of wushu, especially changquan and fanziquan. He has also studied other arts including baguazhang, tai chi, xingyiquan, drunken boxing, Eagle Claw, and Praying Mantis. He did not learn Nanquan ("Southern Boxing"), because his training focused only in the Northern Shaolin Styles. He has also mastered wushu's main weapons, such as Sanjiegun (Three Section Staff), Gun, Dao (Broadsword), Jian (Straight Sword).

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Seconding this!

Zach Stucker

Please also post the YouTube links so I can watch them on my TV

Sir_kittius

lol'ing at the way Jacob aged 50 years when eating the licorice

Arthur

Why Danish licorice? Should have bought Swedish or Finnish. Get a PO Box or something so we can send you our disgusting candy!

Jonpo

What an amazing friday

TCKingCeryn

Don’t trust yourselves. Do whatever Patrick suggests.

griff mat

Am I too old for Martial Arts? I am 45 years old and I’m a retired FBI agent. I used to train with Steven Seagal and Bruce Lee back in the day before I got my arm blown up by a grenade trying to save my comrades in Laos. Back in the day I was able to do 10,000 push ups and run 20 miles in less a hour when I trained back in the US. I learned aikido from my good friend Steven Seagal if you know him, and me and him would do this easy circuit everyday of 5000 pushups, 5000 sit ups, 5000 pull ups, and a 50 mile jog in the mountains of Japan. I don’t know if this will be a factor but I also use to train Bruce Lee in Wing Chun after I left Ip Sifu for Japan in a top secret mission to assassinate a yakuza leader who was in a child trafficking group. And one more thing if it may be helpful, I could catch a bullet point blank, and not to brag or anything my fastest knockout was in 0.1 seconds in a Kumite against Frank Dux back in the 90’s. I also trained under Count Dante who trained me to withstand bullet shots and katanas after I had mastered the katana and ninjitsu. Later in my 30’s when I went to Laos I fought the Predator to a honorable duel, where I cut his head off with my lethal poison claws. This is where the Laos government tried to take the Predators weapons where I heroically killed all 100 soldiers that were sent to kill me in less than 1 second. Unfortunately one of my comrades died after a grenade was thrown by a rogue talking tree speaking Vietnamese. This was happening during the Vietnam War where me and my comrades consisting of Frank Dux, Steven Seagal, Tom Cruise, and James Bond, where after doing a 720 somersault into a butterfly kick to deflect the grenade, my good friend James Bond saved me before my arm blew up along with my friend. That day I destroyed Osama bin Laden’s plans in world domination and his plan to resurrect Adolf Hitler using James Bond’s blood since he was the child of Adolf Hitler. But before I was able to kill Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler stopped me. I was able to use a tornado kick into a drop kick handstand round house kick to the head which took his head clean off his body. I saved Laos and I saved the world. When I got back to the US after my mission president Barrack Obama personally gave me the medal of honor and was given the key to the city. After this I taught the this family of Brazilians called the Gracies where I taught them all kinds of techniques where I won the first Vale Tudo tournament which is just a local martial arts tournament. So now I am in my 40’s, and now I can only do 15,000 pushups and 15,000 pullups. I also can do a measly 30 mile run in 1 hour and I weigh about 500 pounds from the time I took off from my service. So, do you guys think I can still do martial arts?

ProfMajkowski

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Quicksandbuddy

Trust yourself. Do the opposite of whatever Patrick suggests.

Killian Walsh


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