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Astrogoblin with big naturals

Party in a Small box

Jacob doing the AWOOOGA eye pop out at a Perfect Grade Gundam Kit

Phil Golubovich

The Lawnmower Man

Boyfromvault101

Saruman looks out from his tower and issues commands to the Woke Mob

JFactor

pov you've just activated Jacob's trap card

Mort Smiff

Patrick being corrupted by the Ring, or some kind of stone with no outstanding features

Jackson Zander

The RFK Horror Road Trip

Jeremy Cerda

Space Trucker Lot Lizards

Fyurae

Space-trucking introduces us to a whole new world of gas station boner pills

AesopSPV

Harry Caray watches Harry and the Hendersons while a group of Hairy Hare Krishnas commit hari-kari

theedgeinshow

A heterosexual Jon Hamm giving the baby sun from Teletubbies a helping of mashed potatoes with carrots in it

Chicofriend

What it feels like to chew 5 gum

flyinpotatoes

Duluth is besieged by 30ft tall Italian stereotypes

Heaps Biggly

The legend of @Bradley Sweeney shall live on

NRay7882

An bhfuil tú go maith mar tá tú ag breathnú go maith?

Wackowitz

biden shipping off to valinor (+ the ferris wheel that sunk off the nj coast during hurricane sandy)

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Detailed depiction of how patrick got covid

Zeigeis

British Watto

Nat Schwarz

Benedict Qcumberbatch (Benedict cumberbatch combined with Q from Star Trek and a cucumber)

Tristan Wheeler

Mr Glen Gorblin

scott Lamont

Everybody Loves Almond (plz I was so close before)

gregorama97

Any celebrity being a good parent

bruce

Lawman: Seabass Reeves

Siôn Williamson

Emo BMO

kidConflict

Patrick but with all of his hair replaced with his mustache

kidConflict

Love love

Andy Desrocher

Astrogoblin's trip home after dad beheads a whale and attaches the head to the astrovan

AesopSPV

Fozzie bear being dumped by rfk

Tadhg Harnett

poster for a Frank Sinatra spinoff movie starring Scott Stapp

Juan A.

AstroGoblin revealing merch that is all just horrifying AI art images

Kade Hensley

AstroGoblin's HR manager

Quicksandbuddy

Fault in our sharts the prequel to fault in our farts

Meaxt

Piss BBQ

Kyall Robinson

Synthol Patrick STUNS in new beach snaps

WalkingMirror

The spider stuck inside Charlottes web

Danny Thrasher

The council of lead paint stares judges another unworthy

Juuso E Salin

An original idea that I didn't steal from someone whose prompt has already been picked twice: Woke Dogs

Alexander Vogt

Michael Stipe fighting Creed at a Chilli's

goodbye Tarfful

Shrek and co. participating in an ortolan songbird ceremony

mitchshow

Back Shots the movie

John Eustice

Charlotte, in a Pennsylvania based mech, vs Patrick, in a Minnesota based mech

Drew Wagner

A polaroid of the perfect Astrogobbin society

b00n

Yass-ified cryptids

LeafoftheVine

Donald, master angler of trump tower, catches the perfect bass

PumaHands

The scene from Pawn Stars where the guy is selling the Reagan poster except it’s Ryan selling a poster of Charlotte as Yaddle

ShinChaos

opossums reenacting the climactic armwrestling scene from the 1987 film over the top

Zen Window

Tony Soprano getting the Weird Science kids to make him the ideal goomar

Christopher Garcia

Elon Musk’s current business plan - burning all his assets and dancing around the pile.

Matthew

Astrogoblin at the Creed Cruise

Pazz

Mecha Patrick

lubox

Soviet Kamala, Nazi Musk, and Mel Gibson

NukeWarm

AstroTrain

Jonathon Brege

smoking the longest cigarette

Zach Rigby

RFK entering heaven on a chariot pulled by all the animals he's slain

Sam Collins

I live between Sugartit, Big Bone Lick, and Beaver Lick Kentucky. Let's see what you think this utopia looks like.

stushow

Christopher Walken trying to push his MLM on the person sitting next to him on public transport

Lord of Skunks

Jon Voight's tummy hurts but he's being really brave about it

Barnaby Jordan

the body going on a rampage at the mall of America

Hauntlink

Opium den for squirrels

biscuit tornado

Astro Goblin Tiny Desk Concert

Chelsea D'Amore

The Chewbacca and Han Solo crossover Transformers find love on a hot new dating show

LocalArchLich

RFK Jr as Gollum cradling his brain worm like it was the One Ring

Angry_Lil_Tuna

A Warhammer from Battletech blasting a Gundam to pieces

Ryan Pelton

The Trump clan fighting over whose turn it is with the Trout Trump

Brian

JFK chainsawing the head off a whale

Erynsaurus

A Gungan Xenomorph, in Toronto, gosh!

Spurious Machinery

Chud wan Kenobi

melifiknow

Joe Hogan Experience

Dustin Willis

Rowlf and Kermit hiding a body

SteamedJams

Patrick the Hat Man

dangxious

Best Human Male beauty pageant finalists gather to crown 1st place: a human sized praying mantis that accidentally flew in an open window

Donald Mahanahan

Trimp-fried rice

Meatshelly

Patrick as Sisyphus pushing a Cold Fear disc up the mountain everyday.

Haste

Front Shots Café, with Jacob as the barista

Sean Banne

GundHAM sandwiches

Toots McGavin

Alpha male capybara

Kyle Chapman

A gundam selecting its new Astrogoblin model kit from a questionable anime store

Colin Sharpe

RDJ as doctor doom but it's his character from tropic thunder

Jake

Woke Krang

griff mat

Osmosis Jones gambling his life away, in casino built in the balls

Chris Watson

Bill Maher as the ugliest main character in a video game

Brian

The wedding of Bib Fortuna and Fin Tutuola

Cash_Bone

Astro Goblins first day of school after getting tremendous savings from Old Navy

Gollum Juice

Honky-Tonk George Santos

averybigdeal

The last desperate rocket launching from the wasteland of Earth. Hoping to find salvation amongst the stars

Adriano Bacuita

The Astrogoblin crew as the reboot Twilight cast

Annabelle W

Political Hot Dog

Andrew Sterling

RFK: Roadkill Rampage

NRay7882

'Seed' vault.

Claire Myers

The second worst designed bathroom you’ve ever seen

griff mat

Columbo lost in a Costco

Madeline Alright

Freddi fish characters as the usual suspects having to read the line: botiki botiki ga go go ga ga snu snu

Brian

Obi-wan shutting down the Concord servers

InternetWesley

JD Vance as the diet Mountain Dew version of Pepsi Man

Nibblonians

The Onion Rings of Power

Dee

A solution to my dead end marriage

Dr. Deagle

Building gundam but your hands are thumbs

Nohus

Ryan Hailey/RFK slumber party in their House That Jack Built animal meat fridge

Leebos

Ryan Hailey vs RFK Jr for most insane story (with evidence)

cptvictor

Young bull elk wakes up from a nap and screams, then pops a boner so hard he shits

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Willy Wonka hosts reality show produced by Amazon.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

A fish with a gatling harpoon gun returning fire against a JD Vance Terminator with hevay mascara bleed

Dr. Deagle

Sex pest exterminator

Bradley Sweeney

Please twink responsibly (the dangers of twinks)

Jay Deines

Baron harkonnen ducks a shoe thrown at him during a press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping

Seth Heder

CrossFit Jay Leno standing by his really cool new car

GoodPostReilly

Death metal album cover with you 3 goblins on it

Sean Murphy

A 2-state solution - Astrogoblin style...

Ryogathelost

Unwrapping a Snickers because you're hungry but there's only bees inside

Cookie Cuttings


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