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Comment ‘Shop 13 Prompt

Inspire us, dear gobbos. What graphic design crimes shalst we commit on thine behalf?

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The Dune popcorn bucket but instead it's Patrick's gaping mouth

Tyler Shaw

The cold war but if the Astrogoblins were there so actually it was a really fun time

Chicofriend

“Colorize Patrick Brown”

Cody Nicholls

The Last Supper but with every Star Wars character you or FunHaus ever came up with. Including but not limited to: Minch Nawlins Yoda Charlotte's Yaddle Ryan's Max Rebo Jon Smith's Bib Fortuna The cats that may or may not be capable of doing math If this is a long-term work and isn't ideal for Comment 'Shop, I'd still love to see it as some sort of banner

kidConflict

Astrogoblin Ground control to Major Tom

Phil Golubovich

Conjuring a Gundam tulpa

JFactor

The square peg’s ecstasy when it finally goes in the round hole

Nick Barnes

RFK getting ratatouilled by his brain worm into cooking Major Biden into some kind of anti-woke casserole/pie (maybe this can just be the flashback scene from 'Ratatouille' and this is what the critic guy is seeing as he's taking a bite)

Juan A.

A mongoose covered in queso playing pong on the Atari

Trevor Sudbury

Rfk hiding the bear body in the park

ThePossiblyMike

Astrogoblin team up with Jesse Ventura to protect Minnesota in Tim Walz absence

AesopSPV

A squat hunk for our Mecha Break babe.

Trigar Hunter

Astrogoblin album cover

My Humaniity

Raygun vs Submachinegun

Juuso E Salin

An absolutely FILTHY hog applying for a job at Warner Brothers

Brad Stan

flesh mech

David U

Flossing to death at the Beast Games

David U

Tim Walz comforting a family of apes

Karaoke Skeleton

Richard Karn-ivore

kidConflict

The Harryist of Carays

theedgeinshow

Ball-rag Balrog

kidConflict

General Grievous robotripping & trying to find a death stick plug🔌

Chris

make a Gundam but out of real-life heroes like McCain or Reagan

Maria Andrade

Patrick transforming into Joe Biden animorphs style

SpaceCat

Jared Leto passionately embracing an ape woman

TCKingCeryn

Movie poster for “Borderlands” starring actual shit playing every roll

Robert Fazekas

A Dianoga has taken Oscar the Grouch's place on Sesame Street

Alexander Vogt

JD Vance's emo music album cover

Alexander Vogt

The word “Carlotte” came to me in a dream, it’s Charlotte turning into a car I guess

griff mat

A goat running for office.

Dustin Willis

Astriliad & Astrodyssey

Leebos

Jacob dies from Mecha mania ( crushed by Gundam boxes )

Tadhg Harnett

Have shadowman hiding guns and drugs in his room from his mom

Emilio C

Scar dropping Mufasa into a Travis Scott concert

Juan A.

RFK bear jamboree

Matthew

La Croix water elemental

Dee

Jacob catching his Phillipenis on the pole vault bar. Patrick competing in the shooting competition. Char versus Raygun.

John Malueg

cover art for one of Ryans movies

b00n

A man carving his forearm meat for din din for a group of young skaarsgards

Dr. Deagle

Wheel of Fortune hosted by Hank Hill with assorted contestants

ChrisAnaforian

this year’s Coachella is in the Lands Between, and all the hottest monsters and bosses are pairing up under the influence of Michelob’s Golden Fresh ale

Juan A.

opossums penning the voynich manuscript trying desperately to share their secrets with mankind but being too distracted by garbage and screaming at each other to communicate with us

Zen Window

Elon Musk driving a cybertruck made of emeralds into a brick wall

Nibblonians

Patrick bursting out of Jacob’s chest like in Alien

Cugi

Shadowman 2024

Haste

Patrick buying out the theater for Sound of Freedom with a bunch of sad MAGAs behind him

Haste

What would a train mecha look like

cptvictor

Rfk jr posing paddington bear’s corpse in Central Park

Bryan Weiss

A group of dumpster men stealing Jacob's Gundams

stushow

Tarfful receiving a stinky skin fade haircut from his long-time barber and friend Tion Medon, the Pau’an Administrator

Siôn Williamson

Darth Icky and Darth Insanius on the planet Membrainius

Spurious Machinery

An octopuses cramming a bottle of Fanta into a duffle bag

Ryan Pelton

A reconstruction of the famous Travel Town payroll heist of 1992

Cash_Bone

Top 3 favorite Phillies?

tigerhawk66

Gladiatorial arena with the kids from narnia

Tomfoolery

Nose art for my airplane that shows my love of Bussy.

Baron Mathot

Shadowman's Mech suit

Max Gross

The Harris/Walz 2024 Mech

nellyfrommovies

JD Vance ironing Trump to give him that distinct overdone hot dog look

Terence Wiggins

Trains gettin silly

SteamedJams

A worm that admits to haven a tiny RFK inside of hid brain (the dastardly man even ate part of the brain)

Softly_Iris

Astrogoblympics (Greek Style? 👀)

Colin Sharpe

Angry dolphin who is drift compatible with hitman, pilots a sexy gundam to save America

Mike R

The Pyramids if they house the Astrogoblins instead of pharaoh

Adriano Bacuita

Mecha 👏🏽 Break 👏🏽 Rule 34 👏🏽. Be the change you want to see in the world.

Leebos

Mobile Suit Travel Town

Chaz Surfboard

Xenomorph Brazilian butt lift

SteamedJams

The MyPillow guy did my knee replacement surgery and now my knee is all lumpy

Brian

John Rhys-Davies as an Evangelion Angel

dangxious

A salvia trip with the band saliva (click click booming ensues)

Jay Deines

The Ferengi are stripped of all their Olympic medals after intense doping allegations

Brian

Jesus’ mech suit

Kyle Koehler

Expanded Universe material

Quicksandbuddy

The Last Supper, but you guys are there and all the food is Jack in the Box. Or the Jack in the Box being crucified at Calvary. Dealer’s choice.

GoodPostReilly

There's a novella here.

Killian Walsh

Woke Minecraft mob

Seth Heder

Trump using Epstein’s jet to kill the aliens from Independence Day

Bradley Sweeney

Hello Astrogoblers, I have COVID again and am feeling pretty crummy. What unscientific recommendations do you have that will make me feel 0.5% better?

NukeWarm

"Wouldst thou live deliciously" But it's a blank-gazed RFK looking at a family of bears, a goofy cartoon worm poking out of his head.

Killian Walsh

A BiSectional JD Vance

Andrew Sterling

A triple threat match for the belt between: Man-bat, Man-spider, and Man-iron.

Dean U

Raygun breakdancing, for cosmic stakes

angad_ungith

Randy Newman driving a big rig with an insect hitchhiker in the passenger seat

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Building Gundam while at a chiropractor appointment to fix all that front loaded character creation

Luke Perrine

The whole cast as baby yodas

Zachary Smart

Eric Adams teaches astrogoblin how to search Jacobs office for Gundam contraband

Jake

JD Vance’s couch bastard child

Bradley Sweeney

The opening of 2001 but they’re all smoking cigarettes and the monolith is a crisp, black pack of darts.

Honey-Boo-Boo

Mark Cuban fighting Pharmzilla over a decimated Dallas

NRay7882

Driving by RFK Jr. and his falcon battling the Vulture over some roadkill.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Mecha Break-up

LocalArchLich

The Pinkertons come for Jacob's gundam crocs

Baron Sogz

Nien Nunb lost in a mall

Quicksandbuddy

Jacob's Gundam jizz?

Roger McK

Is my born

Owen Ferrell


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