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Paint us a picture with words and we'll photoshop you a picture with clone stamps and ape dung.

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Jacob as conservative Wolverine, but his claws are little Patricks

SpaceCat

Hitman Tilda Swinton taking out agent 47 at a farmer's market

David Barber

Crazy sum bitch pile o monkey nuts

kidConflict

Required twitter advertisement for Astrogoblin. All businesses are required to advertise there.

Matthew

Bashful and Happy get into some late night Las Vegas fun

Maxwell

Very short green froglike gentleman with long pointy ears who is wearing a green robe. They are from Louisiana and live in a dank humid swamp, and in their spare time they love to teach kids how to use levitation mind powers.

Rob Lougen

When Harry Caray met Sally

theedgeinshow

the solar system as a fancy mechanical pocketwatch being checked by an even fancier cosmic new world opossum as he waits for his cosmic australian opossum blind date at steak n shake fearful that he might be stood up

Zen Window

Willy Wonka of the Planet of the Apes

Quicksandbuddy

I was literally going to say the same

bruce

RFK jr crucifying a bear cub in Central Park

Mr penis

hamphone

griff mat

ErowidGoblin

ben l

Agent 47 having a well deserved Samarian Sunset after a job well failed.

Throaty Pigeon

Joe Camel is the Lisan al Gaib leading the goblins to holy cigs and rejecting the heresy of smokin' Toadz

AesopSPV

Olympics but more Italian

angad_ungith

three goblins smoking a toad

Nikolai Bobrikov

A Ferengi won a charlottery ticket

Miauchanto

Oooh if there’s still time- Jon Voigt Ape Harem

TCKingCeryn

Gundam Gungan

Ralph d. Apel

A smelly little nun in a cheeky lil convent for bugs

Mike R

Gundam Maxter wearing Jacob Crocs

liam

After that video, I was thinking that the D.A.R.E. program would have been 10x more effective if it was just reciting horror stories from Erowid.

cptvictor

Julia Robberts (she’s stealing a houseplant)

kidConflict

A bear carcass in Central Park. That's it. I don't know why, but if it's good enough for RFK then it must be good for the goblins.

Ryan Carlton

WB Frog (WB stands for Wolf Blitzer)

kidConflict

Koba buying drugs (DOM? Morning Glory?) from Sub-Machinegun at the 2024 Olympic Games.

Honey-Boo-Boo

Elementary school field trip to Bass Pro Shop

Tyler DeVenny

The gobs all jacked up on spider venom at burning man.

Matthew

Gundams building jacob

SteamedJams

Warioware mini game reject

SteamedJams

Large hog pole vaulting over communist Mech/Gundam

Chris

Dueling Tilda Swintons, one orc, one fish

NPM

Planet of the apes. Patrick as Heston, Jacob and charlotte as zira and Cornelius

Jay Deines

timothee chalamet beating the world record, pole vaulting over a very large austin butler

an0rpm

Southeast Asian boat racing as a new Olympic sport.

Tariq Moustapha

Patrick in Trap

John Eustice

Ryan as a super hero who's power is dispensing lube

Adriano Bacuita

Sam Peckinpah being informed "Left Gundam, Caps Lock, Eleven" as the Bearded Titan looks on with that dopey stare

John

buying various animals in baggies from Submachinegun

Spurious Machinery

Charlie Puth Toothpaste

kidConflict

A Seinfeld Highlander reboot where Kramer is the Kurrigan

Probably Ian

Tilda swinton as agent 47 on a jet skew-ball ramp cruising to the 100 point slot.

theletterj

RFK Jr Sm0KiN’ ToAdZ

Talia P

Beer guy from the last video as an asteroid hits earth in the background

donaldtello

The hunger games starting but one of the tributes is an octopus with 8 glocks

Bryan Weiss

Astrogoblins attempt a rescue operation for those astronauts stuck at the space station

melifiknow

A Gundam wearing Jacob themed crocs

Alex Smith

second this

Bianca Miceli

A painting of Gundams playing poker

bentallyill

A Gundam wedding

stushow

A cold ass donkey with a backpack of questionable dvds

Dr. Deagle

MLM (Monkey level marketing) scheme

Katie Cole

The grand opening of AstrogoblinLand

Addverb

Boy George's and the incredible George Boys

Dr. Deagle

Limited Edition Astogoblin Themed Crocs

Dustin Willis

You guys, Astrogoblin, having fun in the sun at the scariest beach in the world

GoodPostReilly

Shadowman has been spendin too much time on erowid

Juuso E Salin

The caterpillar from a Bugs Life stuffing a whole Snickers bar down his throat

Ryan Pelton

Monkey Christ

Kyle Koehler

the worms in RFK jr's brain having a raging party

Jonathon Brege

Charlotte getting bullied by a comically large gundam keyboard piloted by a nefarious jacob

Softly_Iris

The Goblin Gang falling out of a coconut tree

ChrisAnaforian

My Dealer Submachine Gun (the anime)

WalkingMirror

Joe Biden on a well deserved vacation

Edgar Kracis

Ice T just trying to be a good dad to Patrick

Baron Sogz

D.A.R.E. but for smoking toads and nutmeg

Jake

If Shadowman was on that plane it wouldn’t have gone down like that, there would have been a lot of voodoo in that cabin, and him saying okay we’re going to land somewhere safe

Brian

Been watching a lot of law and order SVU maybe do something with that?

Baron Sogz

Patrick holding Charlotte and Jacob in his hands like newborn little chickies

Harper

RFK jr. getting drunk with that dead bear

Bradley Sweeney

Dog the bounty hunters last stand against the woke mob

Bradley Sweeney

The Sistine Chapel Roan

Kade Hensley

Chef Muad’Dib ravioli

Dean U

Borg Patrick assimilating an Ape.

Claire Myers

The flower demons you see when youre tripping on morning glory

Conor

Butt Rock Rat Pack

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

RFK jr.’s dream blunt rotation

Nick Barnes

Farscape the show but seen thru the eyes of a telatubby

Hauntlink

Ciggy mukbang with your favourite presidents :)

Sean Banne


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