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Renomorph 911

ADHDRaidsAgain

Alternate Vote: "Cenobite Mike Pence"

TCKingCeryn

Charlotte as the Saw puppet on a tricycle while Patrick and Jacob are chained together in a bathroom.

Danny Thrasher

Can we just have something simple? Like Liv Tyler as a meca-dinosoaur eating planets

Nick Grassia

Patrick hiding his ropes in the f**h*** office

Flammabell

kamala harris as a coconut tree

Zach Rigby

The Never Let Go poster but in the style of the Muppets

Free Will

Ryan, hungover, eak3s up in shadow of the erdtree

bruce

Oppenheimer but he is serving looks (like those long nail big eyelash memes)

Camille Langlinais

Jared Leto dressed as a "Biblically Accurate Angel" at the MET Gala

TCKingCeryn

The plight of the working class, but fun

bigstrongscared

Patrick saving baby sea turtles from Charlotte wielding her bottle ring pata

Jane

John Carpenter’s Frosty the Snowman

Matthew

Patrick, Jacob, and Charlotte cats vs a powerful A.I. trying to take over the world. And I mean the A.I. from the movie with the melting face

Kikaimato

Luke Wilson as Wukong the Monkey King

DrRobotWizard

Patrick Drowning in White Fish Salad

IcarusAiden

Jacob preparing his ropes for Zaslav

JFactor

Cuba Gooding Jr desperately explaining his new math to Pythagoras

Brovius

the true origin of Subway's "smell"

Dylan Kearney

Shadowman serving a nightmare pizza to Tony Soprano

Jax

Newspaper declaring Minch Yoda found dead in his Miami apartment

Matt Burns

What’s a DJs Favorite sauce? Ranch, cause the last time he marinara he had a really bad allergic reaction.

Pizza-Senpai

The nightman cometh

ProfMajkowski

A man crab and a crab man getting a pump on at the gym with Mark Wahlberg

Josh

Taylor Kitsch's life if he was in a successful movie

LocalArchLich

FLY LIKE A CHEADLE

Ryogathelost

delicious in sex dungeon

Dragon D. Nuts

jojos bizarre life as an american teenager

majoridk

I like turtles

b00n

Philly Phanatic Bad Dragon

Joanna

Astrogoblin emerging from the flaming wreckage of the Funhaus office building

Cookie Cuttings

Jon voigt as your friend in the diamond business. Maybe throw a little Adam Sandler and Julia fox in there for good measure

Lindsay Reyna

Lighthouse keeper smoking fent laced crack in a fuddruckers

Mr penis

The death of an eldritch god at the hands of our beloved astrogoblins (it’d be really funny if it was Jacob killer the lovecraftian entity while Patrick and Charlotte do the YouTube face)

Dave from accounting

Well Charlotte said bondage for longshoremen and that's all I can think about now

Katie Cole

America’s Truth Social Food Eating Contest 2025

John Eustice

Teenwolf only hes more wolf than teen

Dr. Deagle

Campaign Ad for Minch

angad_ungith

Shadowman selling pots

cptvictor

Pika Chu Chu Train,

Folds2008

Randy Newman driving a big rig with an insect hitchhiker in the passenger seat

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

A hog and an ape piloting a snow speeder lassoing an at-at that is a big guy

liam

A Gundam made of Gundam boxes

Jonathon Brege

Gabriel from Malignant glamour shots

SteamedJams

Bam Margeras custody hearing for his beloved crusty white dog

Marie Cuccia

Two apes caught in a cuckold-like situation involving a volcanic plug

PumaHands

The astrogoblin ship or spacestation!

Baron Mathot

Max Reebo but he's playing a smaller Max Reebo, who is playing a smaller Max Reebo

Duncan McNelis

prairie dog strip club named groundhoggin with prairie dog dancer with prairie dog customers throwing prairie dog money

Zen Window

Inside Out but not a teen girls brain - Joe Biden’s

Rae Stofko

The dune popcorn bucket on Antiques Roadshow

buttsrofl

A Droid beauty pageant winner

Kyle Chapman

Autoduel (2025) ft. Kieran Culkin, Jon Voight

biscuit tornado

As children of the digital age how would you explain sounding to a caveman without violence

Frederick P Dishwasher goblinKING

Clint Eastwood getting a tarot reading

Chelsea D'Amore

I'm looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. 6' 5. Blue eyes. Finance. Trust fund. 6' 5. Blue eyes.

Bianca Miceli

Jacob's top 10 daddy figures

Sean Banne

Cover for Reagan The Movie: The Game

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

It's wrath month so Reagan and Thatcher burning in piss

Spurious Machinery

I really do wanna see zaslov hog tied being forced to watch bat girl

Dean U

the set of Shadow Man: The Musical, starring Dennis Quaid

Annabelle W

What event in your life just made you want to shout "I HAVE A SON!"

NukeWarm

Charlotte, Patrick & Jacob as Cenobites playing elden ring

Driftless

A fancy little guy with his pet show pony

Ryan Pelton

minnesota sleeper agent

donaldtello

whatever it is it needs to involve “WIDE NOW!”

Callie

Chitty chitty bang bang firework accident

Jake

Tom Clancy's Lobster Shucking

Daniel Johansen

Clan Skarsgard marches on Clan Baldwin

Oisín Connolly

A cast of American Icons (e.g., Uncle Sam, Paul Bunyan) but they're all Ryan

Chaz Surfboard

Tony Soprano and Chris Moltisanti riding jet skis “down the shore”

GoodPostReilly

Favourite food from Del Taco

Elia

A turtle wearing a bolo tie made of a plastic 8 pack thing

Adriano Bacuita


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