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Your imagination is a bucket filled to the brim, and we are so very thirsty. Spare a few drops so Charlotte might grow a measly bramble?

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That famous picture of dogs playing poker but with your most beloved guys you’ve found online and the poker chips are pogs

Dave from accounting

Chris Pratt as a special Astro when?

Pizza-Senpai

jacob the hut and patrick as salacious crumb

Aksel Lessum

A first date that is also a last date

Minionhunter

fly like a Cheadle

Ryogathelost

This feels like a ChatGPT prompt. A Gobdam (Goblin-Gundam) with a shield made of sideburns

Kyle Chapman

Some kinda wacky mirror reflecting your characters, I forget what those are called

Colton Uphill

all I can come up with is show and tell lol

b00n

Thin Glizzy

Rullagan

get a barcode tattoo and film it

nicksmizzle

Cats. Sopranos. Giant mechs.

Boyfromvault101

Maybe a Ryan+ logo or some branding would be a nice gift for your most recent guest

Alexander Vogt

Charlotte and Patrick controlling a Jacob robot selling lemonade from a lemonade stand in the middle of the desert

donaldtello

A looney tunes tasmanian devil whirwind effect with several hitman arms coming out firing incoherently in all directions.

Madame Crouton

Jacob with a full beard

MostMonstrous

Charlotte, Jacob & Patrick as Cenobites from the hit motion picture "Hellraiser"

Driftless

Big Ziggy eating Patrick’s burrito, but it’s Patrick in the thermal blanket as the burrito

liam

😣🍂💦💦🍃😩 Grow

Timothy M. Stepanski

What you think Ryan will be doing in 5 years

Jason Hunter

Patrick the Pet store owner. Just rocks on the shelf. Nice quiet rocks

Matthew

Goblins love the Meat Cave

Spurious Machinery

Jacob riding the anal glide bottle as a rocket to the moon, where there’s a wizard, with a dinkledge Destiny cube guy telling him about the asshole wizard on the moon

liam

a handful of sludge perhaps?

Mr penis

Gandalf petitioning in front of Congress to legalize pipe weed.

Leonardo Zolezzi

A congregation of the council of Astro Goblin cats

Chelsea D'Amore

Official Astrogoblin Goosebumps Book

ArchangelJake

Charlotte and Jacob as fishes in Patrick's tank

Jon

Composite Patrick with a Composite Jacob trying to fit through the entrance of door that’s just too small.

Ralph d. Apel

Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster on a romantic date

SteamedJams

Jeff Goldblum in harrowing stakes situations.

McRaeWrites.com

duel of the Kates

biscuit tornado

Jeff Goldblum dressed as Elmo riding a dinosaur. My kickball team wants this as our logo but none of us know photoshop

Saaaaaaam

Composite-Patrick yelling "something happened" after destroying Jacob's bathroom. The toilet seat is around his neck like a towel for some reason.

WalkingMirror

Astrominch

Brovius

Air Bud: Shadow Of The Erd Re-tree-ver

SteamedJams

Astrogoblin vs ted nugent

biscuit tornado

Voltron type of mech made from the astrogobs fusing together

Jake

Astrogoblin sneaking onto the American Century

Meatshelly

Rysatz haderyan

Ben Visconti

All the Astrogoblin cats in a meeting

Kikaimato

Sly Barry the cat creeping on the goblins

Joanna

Charlotte grilling Patrick and Jacob dogs. Could you eat a gagger if it had a face?

Katie Cole

A mesh of Yoda/Minch as Jabba the Hutt with Jacob dressed as Leia and Patrick in the corner as Boba Fett. Charlotte as Salacious Crumb

BoromirDies

Astrogoblin’s take on the brat album.

John Eustice

Astrogoblins facing off against "the Final Form"

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Times were tough for the old sith lord

BoromirDies

A cruise ship filled with LEGALLY DISTINCT video game characters

Dr. Deagle

And then the hero Pepsi man comes to save the day . . . or impregnate every man and woman with Pepsi cans. It still hadn't been decided what his fate is

BoromirDies

An agent 47 astrogiblin

Dr. Deagle

The Lion The Witch and the Cigarette mom

AJ Martin

Harambe 2024 Poster announcing the legend is running for president

Free Will

Patrick teaching a night school Spanish course

biscuit tornado

a plesiosaurus enjoying a movie with a bucket of popcorn, but instead of popcorn, it's the heads of various bald actors

lexilucy

Dr Pepper and his evil twin Mr Pepper fighting for domain over the 23 different flavor stones

Tyler DeVenny

Planet of the Ry-Apes

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Ryan and Chris Pratt buddy cop movie poster.

ThePossiblyMike

I had a dream the other night that they were making a new Nightmare on Elm Street and cast Danny Devito as Freddy Krueger, that could be something

Kochebi

Truly horrifying. I love it

Failstate

tesla cybertruck ramping a populated kindergarten playground like a monster truck gore to taste

Zen Window

Kelsey Grammar mid-animorphing into the Space Needle

David U

Jacob's face opening up like a robot revealing an astrogoblin piloting him like a mech suit

Haste

Ryan's next adventure (in space!)

Clement D

Scrappy doo vs. grape ape in Maddison square garden promotional fight poster.

theletterj

David Lynch teaching Mohg to astral project himself into the sewers.

dangxious

Crypto Cruise Ship

Marie Cuccia

Saturn eating his own son, but it's Charlottico Goya's true vision of Patturn eating his own Jacob

Sean Banne

Can we get Charlotte as Char, fighting Jacob as a mech pilot and Patrick as Jacob's mech

Adriano Bacuita

Jacob and Charlotte lost inside a twisted Cub Foods that exists inside Patrick's mind.

Garry

Lars Ulrich playing drums at a Metallica concert, but he's sitting on a toilet

Failstate

Oh hear me out!!!! Charlotte lost in a Poison swamp

Nick Grassia

Astrogoblin laying on a table with a xenomorph just having burst through it's stomach, but instead of a xenomorphic it's Patrick's head

NukeWarm

Charlotte as Poison Ivy growing a bramble and trapping Patrick and Jacob (who are Dr. Psycho and King Shark, respectively)

Chaz Surfboard

Darth Maul working at dairy queen having to hold the bizzard upside-down

Subtle Spell

based pro shops

an0rpm

A tragedy megazord. The titanic, Hindenburg, and twin towers all combining into a giant robot.

SundayBest

Astrogoblin prog rock band, spiritual successor to the Italian gonlins 🤌

Jake

A particularly lewd Opossum

JRMX

Jacob in a mech made of Patrick

Bradley Sweeney

Liam Neeson's femboy accessory and glizzy emporium

Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago

Timopee Chalamerman

Star Journeyfriend

Patrick being harassed by a gang of snakes, fish, and rodents

Dean U


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