"What if I were to grab each and every one of those cursed items?"
Well.. little did they know, they had a knack for combining.. poor thing more than likely regretting picking the nulge and vibes at the very least. Edged to high heaven for.. well.
Let's just hope they find a way out all trussed up as such. Maybe a friendly neighborhood cleric'll dispel their woes.
Either that or keep the toy as a pet.
All's well that end's well!