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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 9 - Kingman Dance Monster
Added 2025-03-21 20:00:16 +0000 UTCYear 8 was a tough 365 days for the settlers of Nadd Pod. The Bone Pile numbers more than the tally of the living. Worse yet, even before we have a chance to rebuild and consider our next hunt, we were visited by The King's Man. Will the Naddites survive to live another year?
Once again, thanks to Sage for the wonderful art to track the progress of our stupid little civilization.
Below is the King's Man in all of his sinister hand armor glory. Beth was right. He does have a broccoli on top of a baby face.
And before you ask. I, Matthew Arnold, painter extraordinaire, broke the axe while playing. Will Campos was a good boy this episode.
Above is Christpool standing strong against The King's Man...
Comments
13:29 "Matt, let's not do the combat" And then they didn't
James Eames
2025-12-24 20:29:19 +0000 UTCI've been wondering the same thing :(
Wulfgar
2025-11-15 12:17:26 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the pictures of the minis?
Bennett
2025-11-13 13:58:35 +0000 UTCCan someone PLEASE name their next character Coop D. Grace?
Marissa Y
2025-09-18 14:44:29 +0000 UTCWill shouting it's afraid, is absolutely hilarious!
Amy
2025-09-10 09:58:10 +0000 UTCFunniest episode so far 🤣 reminds me of the EAT and beat ass moments 🤣
Gabriel Ortega
2025-08-08 00:28:38 +0000 UTCsorry anthony but this may be the funniest thing i've ever listened to
the lubricated eldritch rat
2025-08-03 00:59:52 +0000 UTCY Tu Mama Tambien! Lol what a pull! Lol
Gabriel Henderson
2025-06-23 16:06:19 +0000 UTCListening to this again before I listen to episode 10 and I am just reminded of how much I love hearing Will or Anthony crash out over the game 😂
Morgan Deakin
2025-06-07 01:11:45 +0000 UTCThese have to be recorded at like 2am. This is deranged..... in a good way
Daniel Roberts
2025-06-06 02:05:34 +0000 UTCI've never laughed harder in this series 🤣
Sydnie Schreiber
2025-05-14 19:47:32 +0000 UTCJeff should look like sans from undertale
XheanortXIII
2025-05-04 23:58:43 +0000 UTCI love this series 😂
W!CK
2025-04-25 04:36:17 +0000 UTCCatching up on these. Fucking amazing series! Gotta say, I think I'm following along with the rules okay (except these Affinities, but it doesn't sound like they come up much for the gang anyway), but in this episode I can't tell what the hell Tempo Tokens actually do. Matt keeps saying stuff like "hey, you're learning the dance," but but I'm most of the way through the episode and there haven't been any "if you have X or more tempo tokens..." Or anything. Hrmpf. Guess I'll keep listening
Brian Brakefield
2025-04-24 16:30:30 +0000 UTCI’m so sad Anthony’s character has the ded. Woke Campus was the best
Shoshitake Takeyani
2025-04-17 11:13:52 +0000 UTCSorry but the running gag of will’s characters dying every session will never stop being funny 😂
Panda_Dork
2025-04-16 20:40:26 +0000 UTCYou discard all battle pressures when you have the kings step fighting art. The trigger on drawing one keeps happening
Matt
2025-04-09 15:28:26 +0000 UTCLiterally my favorite series!!!! Best thing on Patreon
gilmobb
2025-04-07 00:49:22 +0000 UTCthis episode came just when it was needed thank you and rip everyone
Jasper Hulme
2025-03-24 06:08:12 +0000 UTCI think the statue should be of boofo
Ace Hutson
2025-03-24 05:42:07 +0000 UTCThe base game is like $400. Not a typo, four and two zeros. If you have that kind of "F around" cash, go for it, or find some peeps that are willing to co-invest
Brask
2025-03-24 02:05:56 +0000 UTCI think Paeden would love it in Nadpod...for the 3 hours he'd survive
Brask
2025-03-24 01:59:42 +0000 UTCIts also the most ive heard him laugh 🤣
AutumnFacts
2025-03-24 01:42:54 +0000 UTCThey said they needed to fix some audio and will put it back up
Matt Ori
2025-03-24 00:59:28 +0000 UTCAs a big kingdom death nerd, this was the funniest fucking episode ever. Lmfaooooooo.
Sin
2025-03-23 23:44:07 +0000 UTCThis has been my favorite episode to date!!
JewBoy
2025-03-23 23:34:58 +0000 UTCI know I’ve can’t find it either
Matthew null
2025-03-23 22:26:21 +0000 UTCWhat happened to WOULD episode 1? It's been removed?
Jonathan Deans
2025-03-23 20:30:53 +0000 UTCDuring stun lock hell (iykyk), would 12 steps forward ever get the Kingsman in range of the players? During a long enough timeline eventually the last card you would flip would be coup de grace and then you would shuffle, and it would end up being the top card also. Unless I misunderstand how the monsters work. I think the monster would eventually attack if you played out infinite scenarios
Zack Houser
2025-03-23 19:53:08 +0000 UTCPraising the murderer doesn’t carry forward. Each time a murder happens, a d10 is rolled to determine how the settlement reacts. They’ve been lucky in the past and got praising the murderer multiple times.
Running Ryden
2025-03-23 19:05:32 +0000 UTCHey, doesn't the settlement have a standing on murder? I thought they set their attitude on it in episode 2 and praise them like a hero?
Drake Duce
2025-03-23 18:05:55 +0000 UTCall hail corn’ee
shortcakes
2025-03-23 17:23:35 +0000 UTCI’d love an incarnation of Paeden Bennets to join the settlement.
Craig Gowland
2025-03-23 14:05:42 +0000 UTCBootof should get the statue.
Dakota Gettier
2025-03-23 14:05:42 +0000 UTCIve never heard Anthony yell so much 🤣
ShannyKrik
2025-03-23 06:50:44 +0000 UTCI hate grub hub but I LOVE how Will crisply says “Crimsson Bow”
ShannyKrik
2025-03-23 06:49:00 +0000 UTCLooks like they need to increase pop
Thomas Jones
2025-03-23 05:16:37 +0000 UTCI can’t believe more characters died during the settlement phase than in the combat
Abby Normal
2025-03-23 05:16:03 +0000 UTCI love you......
Henry Urbina
2025-03-23 04:03:28 +0000 UTCAmazing
acsben5@gmail.com
2025-03-23 03:29:44 +0000 UTCHonestly, probably my favorite one yet. I think I cried twice laughing so hard.
Will Anderson
2025-03-23 03:23:07 +0000 UTCThis series makes me so happy please make so many more!!
Chace
2025-03-23 01:04:53 +0000 UTCUpdated family tree, credit to Pixxyeb on Reddit (SPOILERS ahead): https://www.canva.com/design/DAGQA9PX9l4/LSs361px_5Ms3o-8vvukRQ/view?utm_content=DAGQA9PX9l4&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2&utm_source=uniquelinks&utlId=ha1317df02e Reddit post by Pixxyeb: https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonsAndDaddies/comments/1jgt3s0/kingdom_dad_monster_family_tree_update_spoilers/
Running Ryden
2025-03-22 22:50:14 +0000 UTCWe’re in NADDPOD and making Austin powers references? I might be listening to the wrong post.
Garrett Durham
2025-03-22 22:20:16 +0000 UTCGRUBHUB!!!!! 🕊️
OfficerDoofy13
2025-03-22 20:54:31 +0000 UTCI love this episode so much! It had me dying of laughter during the loop
Golden_Grim
2025-03-22 20:29:21 +0000 UTCThis is one of few series I've ever watched or listened to where I laugh so hard it hurts.
Rebecca Nadis
2025-03-22 20:03:17 +0000 UTCThey lost 5 total people on this episode 🤣
ShannyKrik
2025-03-22 19:54:42 +0000 UTCLol the amount of times I do this is astounding. But this episode was so funny I had to sit down and laugh
ShannyKrik
2025-03-22 19:54:09 +0000 UTCPlease read the kingsmans rules! 🤣 letting him dance while you don't do anything is actually built into the encounter! It's what you should do
Zakury Shepard
2025-03-22 19:53:59 +0000 UTCThis was SOOOOOO funny. I had to stop everything just to laugh
ShannyKrik
2025-03-22 19:51:16 +0000 UTCMatt's under-Frenching it but everyone else is over-Frenching it, it's "coo duh grass"
BT Bishop
2025-03-22 17:45:48 +0000 UTCWas wondering same thing
Thomas Jones
2025-03-22 17:18:16 +0000 UTCThis might be the best episode yet, holy shit. Abusing the AI loop was PEAK daddies content. I do wish we had had a little more time with Jeff Skull as the leader, but this was also the funniest way he could have died
Sam J.
2025-03-22 16:33:30 +0000 UTCOh man. Nadpod really needed a net positive on this one and things definitely took a turn in the settlement phase lol.
Chris
2025-03-22 16:17:30 +0000 UTC🤯 Thank you!
Kate The Great
2025-03-22 16:16:46 +0000 UTCThere actually are! In the episode description of each one, its my fav part lol
CoffeeDragon
2025-03-22 16:15:51 +0000 UTCThis series brought me to Patreon and I don't regret it
Pedro Machado Figueira
2025-03-22 15:49:20 +0000 UTCYou’re also supposed to have a built tank for this fight since The King’s Man has an exploitable ai loop and is also one of the more inaccurate monsters. With a decent shield (spend your action to ignore X hits) and a couple of evasion, you can trivialize a lot of the damage.
J.S.
2025-03-22 15:07:00 +0000 UTCTheir FF Acapella made me lol
Bettybits
2025-03-22 13:57:58 +0000 UTCAh I see
Brandon Curtis
2025-03-22 13:49:27 +0000 UTCI LOVE this series! But it's a crime against Matt's painting skills that there isn't video or pics to accompany this masterpiece!
Kate The Great
2025-03-22 13:29:37 +0000 UTCThat's why it's kingdom dad monster not death monster. It's the dad flair we've come to expect 😂
Octavia MacIsaac
2025-03-22 10:12:23 +0000 UTCMy surname is Scully. Very pleased to meet you, cousin Skull.
Órla
2025-03-22 09:37:00 +0000 UTCAmazing episode..... chock full of silly shit
Justin Govas
2025-03-22 08:03:56 +0000 UTCThis was a fantastic episode
Batsy Boi
2025-03-22 07:38:32 +0000 UTCIt is, the fight is built around someone eventually getting Kings Step and being able to cycle the Battle Pressures out of the deck at the top of each round
Frank
2025-03-22 05:57:32 +0000 UTC"you two do this professionally for a living, you direct people" 😂😂😂
Octavia MacIsaac
2025-03-22 03:52:19 +0000 UTCBeth saying “that’s a new number” made me laugh really hard 😂
Prizzdawg
2025-03-22 03:49:26 +0000 UTCIt is my eternal torment that the loosey-goosey approach to the game is both extremely funny and criminally frustrating
James Brewer
2025-03-22 03:31:55 +0000 UTCVGK MENTIONED
jeans parmesan
2025-03-22 01:39:31 +0000 UTCIt really doesn’t sound like the damage the boss soaks is supposed to be reset at the beginning of each round
Brandon Curtis
2025-03-22 00:59:14 +0000 UTC“Freddie, just do what Matt says!” You just know that’s not the first time that’s been said 😂
ManicPixie
2025-03-22 00:45:01 +0000 UTCHey what happened to that Anthony/amanda fictional boyfriend thing
I hate Italians
2025-03-22 00:41:47 +0000 UTCHell. Yes.
Andrew
2025-03-22 00:02:13 +0000 UTCYou can hear how much this game costs in wills frustration
Wayward Scientist
2025-03-21 23:54:19 +0000 UTCkingsman wasnt supposed to move and you didn’t have to do the tempo stuff every time you can choose 😐. fun moments but lame conclusions of the fight
Rayopaw
2025-03-21 23:35:50 +0000 UTCThe kingsman doesnt move back unless there are adjacent players which there were none. I call shenanigans.
Robert Romero Jr
2025-03-21 23:15:48 +0000 UTCI laughed wayyyy too hard at the coup de grâce exchange when Will yelled at Matt “you fucking bumpkin!” 💀
Quito Ollero
2025-03-21 23:14:32 +0000 UTCJust saw this post and shouted GORM out loud at work
GhostBrod
2025-03-21 23:07:41 +0000 UTCThe WOULD post is down so I just wanted to comment here that I care about WOULD and would enjoy hearing your takes on other games. If you did gf lists as well, however, I will be offended if you have the wrong opinion about Sera or Merrill
Susie P
2025-03-21 21:44:31 +0000 UTCMatt really is very good at painting capes
Jefferus
2025-03-21 21:43:28 +0000 UTCI love this series so much! I would love to play this game someday xD ill have to find some friends willing to try it
Cristin A Drake
2025-03-21 21:28:27 +0000 UTCI’m guessing it was because there was a persistent echoing mic issue.
J.S.
2025-03-21 21:26:16 +0000 UTCThe best goddamn combat
caesar tovar
2025-03-21 21:22:06 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the WOULD episode?? I was looking fwd to listening to it tonight!
Miriam Yifrach
2025-03-21 21:07:06 +0000 UTCThe amount of times I’ve re-listened to season 1 just to not also be alone with my thoughts lol
Matthew Morse
2025-03-21 21:02:40 +0000 UTCFire intro
Thomas Jones
2025-03-21 20:41:10 +0000 UTCKingdom dance monster? Is this like crypt of the necrodancer? Great game btw
withinmyself
2025-03-21 20:38:15 +0000 UTCFuck yessss!
Thomas Jones
2025-03-21 20:35:58 +0000 UTCYou guys and your content, whadya think you are some sort of creators or someone
withinmyself
2025-03-21 20:34:08 +0000 UTCI can't find it either
Stoopkid90
2025-03-21 20:32:23 +0000 UTCSooooo is it just me or where’d the WOULD ep. 1 thing go? 👀
Ella Powell
2025-03-21 20:31:25 +0000 UTCI literally jump out of my slump every time I see 'Kingdom...' Appear on my Patreon notification 😂😂
Emily Leith
2025-03-21 20:21:39 +0000 UTCBless, I have a huge pile of laundry to fold and now I don’t have to be alone with my thoughts :’) I 🩷 KDM
Gwynivere Read
2025-03-21 20:18:46 +0000 UTCAAAAH! I just finished relistening to the full series this morning. What a BEAUTIFULLY timed next episode. \o/ Thank you! <3
Xyta Midnyte
2025-03-21 20:18:01 +0000 UTCAnimolistic copulation. Lol the way his says that was just the best.
Richard Sanchez
2025-03-21 20:17:57 +0000 UTCYEA BABYYYY!!!
Kelstar99
2025-03-21 20:17:55 +0000 UTCAll the content for my upset tummy yay. Today gets better
Octavia MacIsaac
2025-03-21 20:14:34 +0000 UTCWooooooooo!!!
Brett Simmons
2025-03-21 20:11:55 +0000 UTCTHE FEED GIVETH ON THIS FINE DAY
CaliCal
2025-03-21 20:07:28 +0000 UTCI love this run lets get it
Lander Darby
2025-03-21 20:06:59 +0000 UTCRAAAAHHHH KDM!!!!
CaliCal
2025-03-21 20:06:49 +0000 UTCMan we’re being fed today! That new drop Amanda and Anthony did? And now this! What a great day.
Morgan Deakin
2025-03-21 20:05:59 +0000 UTC"and they say the emporer doesn't give with both hands" what a big content day!
Tom Pence
2025-03-21 20:05:26 +0000 UTC🦧
Antlax
2025-03-21 20:05:18 +0000 UTCI’m so hyped to listen!!!
Griffin Miller
2025-03-21 20:04:34 +0000 UTCDouble daddy drop? Yes please.
Matthew Morrissey
2025-03-21 20:04:25 +0000 UTCItsss hereeeeee
caesar tovar
2025-03-21 20:04:10 +0000 UTCNah you’re spoiling me today 😛
Prizzdawg
2025-03-21 20:04:09 +0000 UTCYES
Brandon Curtis
2025-03-21 20:04:07 +0000 UTCWhat an awesome way to start the weekend drive home from work, love this miniseries!
Collin Hoepf
2025-03-21 20:04:06 +0000 UTCOh shit!
MikeBellZombie
2025-03-21 20:04:04 +0000 UTCGlad I left my notifications on for PEAK
Brandon (the coolest)
2025-03-21 20:03:59 +0000 UTCMultiple Daddies drops same day?! 🤤
Riley Whitson
2025-03-21 20:03:47 +0000 UTC
