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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 9 - Kingman Dance Monster

Year 8 was a tough 365 days for the settlers of Nadd Pod. The Bone Pile numbers more than the tally of the living. Worse yet, even before we have a chance to rebuild and consider our next hunt, we were visited by The King's Man. Will the Naddites survive to live another year?

Once again, thanks to Sage for the wonderful art to track the progress of our stupid little civilization.

Below is the King's Man in all of his sinister hand armor glory. Beth was right. He does have a broccoli on top of a baby face.

And before you ask. I, Matthew Arnold, painter extraordinaire, broke the axe while playing. Will Campos was a good boy this episode.

Above is Christpool standing strong against The King's Man...

[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 9 - Kingman Dance Monster

Comments

13:29 "Matt, let's not do the combat" And then they didn't

James Eames

I've been wondering the same thing :(

Wulfgar

What happened to the pictures of the minis?

Bennett

Can someone PLEASE name their next character Coop D. Grace?

Marissa Y

Will shouting it's afraid, is absolutely hilarious!

Amy

Funniest episode so far 🤣 reminds me of the EAT and beat ass moments 🤣

Gabriel Ortega

sorry anthony but this may be the funniest thing i've ever listened to

the lubricated eldritch rat

Y Tu Mama Tambien! Lol what a pull! Lol

Gabriel Henderson

Listening to this again before I listen to episode 10 and I am just reminded of how much I love hearing Will or Anthony crash out over the game 😂

Morgan Deakin

These have to be recorded at like 2am. This is deranged..... in a good way

Daniel Roberts

I've never laughed harder in this series 🤣

Sydnie Schreiber

Jeff should look like sans from undertale

XheanortXIII

I love this series 😂

W!CK

Catching up on these. Fucking amazing series! Gotta say, I think I'm following along with the rules okay (except these Affinities, but it doesn't sound like they come up much for the gang anyway), but in this episode I can't tell what the hell Tempo Tokens actually do. Matt keeps saying stuff like "hey, you're learning the dance," but but I'm most of the way through the episode and there haven't been any "if you have X or more tempo tokens..." Or anything. Hrmpf. Guess I'll keep listening

Brian Brakefield

I’m so sad Anthony’s character has the ded. Woke Campus was the best

Shoshitake Takeyani

Sorry but the running gag of will’s characters dying every session will never stop being funny 😂

Panda_Dork

You discard all battle pressures when you have the kings step fighting art. The trigger on drawing one keeps happening

Matt

Literally my favorite series!!!! Best thing on Patreon

gilmobb

this episode came just when it was needed thank you and rip everyone

Jasper Hulme

I think the statue should be of boofo

Ace Hutson

The base game is like $400. Not a typo, four and two zeros. If you have that kind of "F around" cash, go for it, or find some peeps that are willing to co-invest

Brask

I think Paeden would love it in Nadpod...for the 3 hours he'd survive

Brask

Its also the most ive heard him laugh 🤣

AutumnFacts

They said they needed to fix some audio and will put it back up

Matt Ori

As a big kingdom death nerd, this was the funniest fucking episode ever. Lmfaooooooo.

Sin

This has been my favorite episode to date!!

JewBoy

I know I’ve can’t find it either

Matthew null

What happened to WOULD episode 1? It's been removed?

Jonathan Deans

During stun lock hell (iykyk), would 12 steps forward ever get the Kingsman in range of the players? During a long enough timeline eventually the last card you would flip would be coup de grace and then you would shuffle, and it would end up being the top card also. Unless I misunderstand how the monsters work. I think the monster would eventually attack if you played out infinite scenarios

Zack Houser

Praising the murderer doesn’t carry forward. Each time a murder happens, a d10 is rolled to determine how the settlement reacts. They’ve been lucky in the past and got praising the murderer multiple times.

Running Ryden

Hey, doesn't the settlement have a standing on murder? I thought they set their attitude on it in episode 2 and praise them like a hero?

Drake Duce

all hail corn’ee

shortcakes

I’d love an incarnation of Paeden Bennets to join the settlement.

Craig Gowland

Bootof should get the statue.

Dakota Gettier

Ive never heard Anthony yell so much 🤣

ShannyKrik

I hate grub hub but I LOVE how Will crisply says “Crimsson Bow”

ShannyKrik

Looks like they need to increase pop

Thomas Jones

I can’t believe more characters died during the settlement phase than in the combat

Abby Normal

I love you......

Henry Urbina

Amazing

acsben5@gmail.com

Honestly, probably my favorite one yet. I think I cried twice laughing so hard.

Will Anderson

This series makes me so happy please make so many more!!

Chace

Updated family tree, credit to Pixxyeb on Reddit (SPOILERS ahead): https://www.canva.com/design/DAGQA9PX9l4/LSs361px_5Ms3o-8vvukRQ/view?utm_content=DAGQA9PX9l4&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2&utm_source=uniquelinks&utlId=ha1317df02e Reddit post by Pixxyeb: https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonsAndDaddies/comments/1jgt3s0/kingdom_dad_monster_family_tree_update_spoilers/

Running Ryden

We’re in NADDPOD and making Austin powers references? I might be listening to the wrong post.

Garrett Durham

GRUBHUB!!!!! 🕊️

OfficerDoofy13

I love this episode so much! It had me dying of laughter during the loop

Golden_Grim

This is one of few series I've ever watched or listened to where I laugh so hard it hurts.

Rebecca Nadis

They lost 5 total people on this episode 🤣

ShannyKrik

Lol the amount of times I do this is astounding. But this episode was so funny I had to sit down and laugh

ShannyKrik

Please read the kingsmans rules! 🤣 letting him dance while you don't do anything is actually built into the encounter! It's what you should do

Zakury Shepard

This was SOOOOOO funny. I had to stop everything just to laugh

ShannyKrik

Matt's under-Frenching it but everyone else is over-Frenching it, it's "coo duh grass"

BT Bishop

Was wondering same thing

Thomas Jones

This might be the best episode yet, holy shit. Abusing the AI loop was PEAK daddies content. I do wish we had had a little more time with Jeff Skull as the leader, but this was also the funniest way he could have died

Sam J.

Oh man. Nadpod really needed a net positive on this one and things definitely took a turn in the settlement phase lol.

Chris

🤯 Thank you!

Kate The Great

There actually are! In the episode description of each one, its my fav part lol

CoffeeDragon

This series brought me to Patreon and I don't regret it

Pedro Machado Figueira

You’re also supposed to have a built tank for this fight since The King’s Man has an exploitable ai loop and is also one of the more inaccurate monsters. With a decent shield (spend your action to ignore X hits) and a couple of evasion, you can trivialize a lot of the damage.

J.S.

Their FF Acapella made me lol

Bettybits

Ah I see

Brandon Curtis

I LOVE this series! But it's a crime against Matt's painting skills that there isn't video or pics to accompany this masterpiece!

Kate The Great

That's why it's kingdom dad monster not death monster. It's the dad flair we've come to expect 😂

Octavia MacIsaac

My surname is Scully. Very pleased to meet you, cousin Skull.

Órla

Amazing episode..... chock full of silly shit

Justin Govas

This was a fantastic episode

Batsy Boi

It is, the fight is built around someone eventually getting Kings Step and being able to cycle the Battle Pressures out of the deck at the top of each round

Frank

"you two do this professionally for a living, you direct people" 😂😂😂

Octavia MacIsaac

Beth saying “that’s a new number” made me laugh really hard 😂

Prizzdawg

It is my eternal torment that the loosey-goosey approach to the game is both extremely funny and criminally frustrating

James Brewer

VGK MENTIONED

jeans parmesan

It really doesn’t sound like the damage the boss soaks is supposed to be reset at the beginning of each round

Brandon Curtis

“Freddie, just do what Matt says!” You just know that’s not the first time that’s been said 😂

ManicPixie

Hey what happened to that Anthony/amanda fictional boyfriend thing

I hate Italians

Hell. Yes.

Andrew

You can hear how much this game costs in wills frustration

Wayward Scientist

kingsman wasnt supposed to move and you didn’t have to do the tempo stuff every time you can choose 😐. fun moments but lame conclusions of the fight

Rayopaw

The kingsman doesnt move back unless there are adjacent players which there were none. I call shenanigans.

Robert Romero Jr

I laughed wayyyy too hard at the coup de grâce exchange when Will yelled at Matt “you fucking bumpkin!” 💀

Quito Ollero

Just saw this post and shouted GORM out loud at work

GhostBrod

The WOULD post is down so I just wanted to comment here that I care about WOULD and would enjoy hearing your takes on other games. If you did gf lists as well, however, I will be offended if you have the wrong opinion about Sera or Merrill

Susie P

Matt really is very good at painting capes

Jefferus

I love this series so much! I would love to play this game someday xD ill have to find some friends willing to try it

Cristin A Drake

I’m guessing it was because there was a persistent echoing mic issue.

J.S.

The best goddamn combat

caesar tovar

What happened to the WOULD episode?? I was looking fwd to listening to it tonight!

Miriam Yifrach

The amount of times I’ve re-listened to season 1 just to not also be alone with my thoughts lol

Matthew Morse

Fire intro

Thomas Jones

Kingdom dance monster? Is this like crypt of the necrodancer? Great game btw

withinmyself

Fuck yessss!

Thomas Jones

You guys and your content, whadya think you are some sort of creators or someone

withinmyself

I can't find it either

Stoopkid90

Sooooo is it just me or where’d the WOULD ep. 1 thing go? 👀

Ella Powell

I literally jump out of my slump every time I see 'Kingdom...' Appear on my Patreon notification 😂😂

Emily Leith

Bless, I have a huge pile of laundry to fold and now I don’t have to be alone with my thoughts :’) I 🩷 KDM

Gwynivere Read

AAAAH! I just finished relistening to the full series this morning. What a BEAUTIFULLY timed next episode. \o/ Thank you! <3

Xyta Midnyte

Animolistic copulation. Lol the way his says that was just the best.

Richard Sanchez

YEA BABYYYY!!!

Kelstar99

All the content for my upset tummy yay. Today gets better

Octavia MacIsaac

Wooooooooo!!!

Brett Simmons

THE FEED GIVETH ON THIS FINE DAY

CaliCal

I love this run lets get it

Lander Darby

RAAAAHHHH KDM!!!!

CaliCal

Man we’re being fed today! That new drop Amanda and Anthony did? And now this! What a great day.

Morgan Deakin

"and they say the emporer doesn't give with both hands" what a big content day!

Tom Pence

🦧

Antlax

I’m so hyped to listen!!!

Griffin Miller

Double daddy drop? Yes please.

Matthew Morrissey

Itsss hereeeeee

caesar tovar

Nah you’re spoiling me today 😛

Prizzdawg

YES

Brandon Curtis

What an awesome way to start the weekend drive home from work, love this miniseries!

Collin Hoepf

Oh shit!

MikeBellZombie

Glad I left my notifications on for PEAK

Brandon (the coolest)

Multiple Daddies drops same day?! 🤤

Riley Whitson


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