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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 20 - Them’s the Brakes

The ‘Screams set out from the Library in search of fearsome enemies, dear old friends, and a brand spankin’ new ride… 

This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.

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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 20 - Them’s the Brakes

Comments

Ugh, I know the chaos and impulsivity is part of their whole thing but sometimes it drives me kind of crazy when they don’t think things through or stop and plan together before they throw themselves into battle. Anyway this episode was really hard to listen to.

Thaddeus Stoenner

the entire alphabet cipher tangent had me crying laughing but specifically Anthony asking “so were you writing codes to yourself??” and Matt responding “yeah it’s called playing without friends” was gold. also it makes everything about Lincoln in s2 make so much more sense.

Sumaya Bedreddine

I love all of the players but can Freddie only play bad people lmao

Braxton Hahn

i love the episode art and the artist's work but why does kelsey look late 60s when she's only 50 😭

Ryan Cerrone

I completely understand Matt's alphabet code tangent, tbh. The scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie uses the decoder pen from Little Orphan Annie was a formative influence for me, for some reason, lol

Marissa Y

As a 50 year old I feel so called out 😁

Brian O'Neill

I'm 31 and still have to rehearse the alphabet when I need to know if T is before or after R. Matt has some powers mear mortals like us can't understand

Andrew Worthington

I agree with Matt. Of course I know J=10 because my name starts with J. That's was such a funny conversation, I love their tangents 😂

Jem

I’m disappointed in Freddy being a musician and not knowing near-instantly that “F” is 6th in the alphabet 😂 Especially after trying to correct Matt that “E#” is just “F” in season 1.

Brandon Curtis

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at "it's called playing without friends!" lmao

Brian Figueroa

I’ve never once counted how many letters into the alphabet the first letter of my name is 😭😂

FriendlyNeighborhoodMichaelGuy

”The skull is the original helmet” 😅😂

David Resoluth

So Beth for sure fudged that roll for Marbles right? Lol

Tucker Anderson

holy fuck this might be the funniest episode yet

Saisuvt

The map is awesome!! Good job will

Rebecca S ✌🏻

I hate to be the one to say it but pterodactyl bones are hollow so I’m not sure how good of a helmet that would be…

Cairo LeBlanc

This episode is just showing how neurodivergent yall are

steak

Matt after the sanity check: “Mmm.” “Oh.” “Oooooh.” “Mmhmm.” “Hm.”

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

I swear if Blake does I'm done. He's mu favorite character!!! 1.Blake 2. Francis 3. Keels3y 4. Motan Jesus 5.. Tony 5. Marbles cause he's isn't a dog Then Trudy .....

BeardedWombat

not me checking my calendar to see if im free for anthonys standup forgetting i am a literal ocean away smh

Lea

My name starts with M and I too memorized that it's the 13th letter

Hidew

I ment that Blake should be the guy that sold fransis’ parents the kar98

Creekie05

“If you can bowl half as well as you can survive” - damn, lol

Spencer

Such a great ep, but I feel so bad for Freddie! Blake has quickly become my favorite of the bunch. It’s also such a bummer that it wasn’t the result of his risky choice, but another player’s. That said, this is a podcast not a home game. I appreciate you all committing to the dramatic and interesting choice vs walking it back to a cautious move/retconning consequences. If Blake does die, can Freddie’s next character be the butler?

Liz

...I did codes as a kid. I didn't realize this was weird.

Sara Walker

What a great cliffhanger. Great DMing and absolute wild ron energy. As someone who thinks Cthulu gameplay should have more character deaths, I endorse! Lol

Chris

That's a great idea

Chris

Pretty sure that damage straight up killed him. Typically NPCs don't go into death save, but maybe will for the sake of the story

Chris

He should, but he hasn't actually seen his father yet.

Chris

Shmoo in the intro killed me. My innocent mother calls all her children and grandchildren Shmoo, not knowing it’s a real idea and not just some syllables she mashed together and stuck with😭😂😂

UncleTwitch

The movie was SO GOOD YOU GUYS!!! We loved it. Mixing high-tier comedy with devastating depictions of grief is so hard but y'all pulled it off. It was amazing

Sierra

Lol I respectfully disagree. Have a good one!

Jarsh Yarp

She absolutely did.

ChamorroJesus671

Yeet never got a comback in Season 2.

Tiny

Beth is funny but has actively sabotaged the gameplay since season 1

Michael Purscell

I too give zero fucks about a cat they got like two episodes ago, call by the wrong name, and is quite obviously evil now. It’s like at this point they’re just jealous of Freddy’s characters

Michael Purscell

Beth forgot she’s playing Call of Cthulu and not D&D

Michael Purscell

Beth's knights tale reference 🙌

Peter Rice

Anthony, you are the man. Just diving straight into a whole hour of comedy is insane. Fuckin kick it's ass my dude!

Invader Jimm

Matt is right, and I forgive him. - love your 50 yo fan

Nicole DeCrescenzo

(Nothing to do with S3) did Yeet Bigly get saved? I don’t think that ever got resolved in S2, and if it did can i quickly be told yes or no?

Lukeoftheirish

Crazy taxi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah reference was so friggin funny

Holland Engele

Is it me or should Blake lively should recognize francises parents.

Creekie05

How do you submit questions for the peach pit?

William O'Reilly

I have an original K98k that they reference in the show and it's an absolutely beautiful piece of equipment. It has a hell of a kick which is odd considering Frances is shooting it but I'm here for the good times, not the logical ones 😂

Ryley Henry

Absolutely loved this episode! #BethDidNothingWrong

Jarsh Yarp

F marbles to be honest. Why the hell do we care more for a cat? Our boy Blake is gonna die you idiots!

ChamorroJesus671

Beth sucks.

ChamorroJesus671

I think the only way I can accurately describe the climax of this episode is some real season 1 energy. I really felt Ron coming through Trudy there! Beautiful 🤩

Jared Hadley

really gonna need The Schmoo to show up at some point, especially as an NPC if Will is really as hardcore as they say

the slunch

#BethMayApologist

Erick

Wait so is that a weird thing?? Cos yeah I know M is the 13th letter off the dome as well 😭🤣

Mel Mel

I follow A LOT of standup comedians and it's universally shared that they all say you can't just jump into standup and be successful without working your set for years. All that said, I truly hope Anthony does well, I'm just saying that standup comedy is NOT easy even in the slightest. Anthony fans, go out and support him!

Ryley Henry

in 3rd grade, our class did dollar words, where if you found a word where each of the letter's individual place in the alphabet added up to 100 you would get a prize. Some examples are words like 'buzzy' or 'crusts'. I still know the alphabet numbers today lol. Full respect for Matt

Roberto with a Concerto

It’s funny because it’s kind of a five footer but also fantastic

Aaron Sterne

#BethDidNothingWrong

Aaron Sterne

You could’ve typed all of your 3 comments under 1 comment. Or at least did 1 about your lesbian experience with a gun

Brandon Hudson

Food for thought, maybe consider the possibility of getting Brunhilda a girlfriend as well. That's just the inner lesbian in me, but also let my bad bitch have a good time.

Lady Loon

Also this one is for Anthony. I love season 1, 2, and 3. They all have wonderful experiences throughout the stories and were interesting the entire way through. You all are wonderful creators with fantastic ideas that I love listening too. To the Dungeon and Daddies team, every single one of you create magnificent art that culminates into this podcast, which is in essence a collaborative masterpiece every time I listen to any of the stories. I can't wait yo see what you all cook up next.

Lady Loon

I love Brunhilda, she is my new favorite character of all time on this podcast. I hope she stays as a reoccurring character and is able to be an evil woman with hobbies of murdering in cold blood. Good for her, hope she gets more developed as the story goes. Thanks for coming up with her Will Campos, keep up the good work team.

Lady Loon

Beth thinking fight song was by Katy Perry killed me a little bit 😭

Daisy Terry

Odd to see back to back Al Capp references, Shmoo and Sadie Hawkins, not a good guy but interesting creations

Ben Gold

Kelsey is my fav character now !!!!

Martin Flores

YES GET THE CAT

Martin Flores

If marbels dosent come back in be mad u mean to tell me half future marbels didint spend a lifetime with Blake won’t stay/comeback or at the very least come back to smack u a couple time

Martin Flores

yeah even with A=0 its just gibberish I think they just got us to overthink the meaning of it 😂

Harlan elam

I love how I live in Bedford where the car was produced, but I have yet to see one here 😅

Jake of Our Quest

with a1z26 you get dbaihfdbaihf. tried doing it backwards (a =26, z=1) and you get wyzrsuwyzru. tried running those through different caesar shifts and it still seems like gibberish

David Beagle

This had that season 1 energy…with season 3 consequences.

Sean Willard

I’m going to write “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good” and hope someone gets it …

Matt Bond

Please for the love of all things daddies have the standup be an MBIC

Chris Nickels

This episode was chaotic af and I loved it so so much

Scarlett✨

This insane last 20 mins lmao

Tinyhumanbrain76

LMAO BETH

Tinyhumanbrain76

Lost my f* mind at the Tony Reel to Reel. This is art.

Alexander Eby

Blake lively is hilarious … thanks for listening to my Ted talk

Calvin Van Burg

I'm just really happy this podcast exists

Luke Schultz

Holy crap I am shook…A-L

Garrett Dunning

I definitely took it as one of those sword shops in the mall like Taylor swift would have loved lmao

Haley

Y’all should also know about schmoo torte! Nutty, sugary cake with whipped cream made famous in Winnipeg, Manitoba

smolshleigh

I was LITERALLY, early on in this episode, thinking “wow, I really like Blake. I’m kind of glad Tony died so Freddy could give us a not-jerk character” Theeeeeeen the rest of the episode 😂

Sam S.

Can't believe you'd subtweet coeliacs and our crumbly bread like this. Haven't we suffered enough?

Noodyl

Any chance of a Northeast Ohio theater showing? 😭

Alex Annje

And politely pointing out that Jorgensen isn't a German name at all.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

Wouldn't necessarily say that, but I'm convinced that CoC is a better system for them than DnD.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

presale for anthony’s show on the 26th is already sold out 😭😭😭

Xan

A super great episode! What a banger!

Zachary Maclean

“I’m weaponed out like a teenager leaving the mall!” I need that unpacked. lol

Paul Litch

If you use A=1 you get DBAIHF which at first I thought it was Anthony,Beth,Freddy but then DHI left so I thought Daryl and Henry and then I for "I guess everyone else" But I think it was just random numbers to make us feel like there was something to decode. Unless they did the whole certain numbers are actually different letters. 😂

Harlan elam

Goddamn. Anthony doing an hour of stand up as his first gig is inspiring. I wish I had the balls that Anthony has when it comes to doing things in life.

Crash Panda

WILL!!! WILL!! That’s such a good episode- great job dude

Smo

I tried decoding it by like putter the numbers to letters on the alphabet and got nothing, I think it’s just Freddy saying whatever sounds good but if it’s Matt or Will’s intro idea I think there might be something there

Lav

Can we get anthoneys standup on the patreon please

Harrison Lee

4:35 "how big is the rock" "🖕its about this big matt" is how i imagined that conversation

Harrison Lee

hopefully we can buy/rent it on one of the streaming platforms once it’s finished airing in cinemas. maybe even how you can buy/rent on youtube

Nathaniel Gibson

I was literally doing the alphabet count thing in my head and then will says he was doing the same thing instantly validated. I'm not alone in my struggles with numbers and letters!

Jared Hadley

Because of my strange brain I immediately thought it should be bodmas because of the era

Charles penney

Did anyone else notice that Freddie didn’t fumble the roll to stay in the car? His strength was 75 and the 96 threshold for a fumble is only if your skill is at less than 50

Declan Clowry

I imagine the doll maker at like a deathclaw

C Buff

So funny mat talking about Tony probably dying in the fire. In episode 10 they all hear how brother tony is brougt before the mother. They don't hear him die, but the know he didn't die at the fire (rofl)

Albertine Bosveld

They have to record Anthony's 1hr of stand up as an MBIC, right

ArcticGoblin

Has anyone tried decoding the code in the beginning? Or am I hyper fixated on something that doesn’t mean anything

Cain Morgan

Easily the best ep we’ve had in a while. You guys are so sweet with each other!

Ian Hamilton

I think that Matt forgot he can ask tsusel for a reroll

Fausto Felix

WHY WAS A HUMAN MISSILE THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF BETH??? AND WHY DID YOU RUN WITH IT SO CONFIDENTLY??? QUEEN??

Órla

If it makes you feel better, I’m in the US and it’s not showing within 100 miles.

Arkole Blake

IM WITH MATT YALL NEVER DUD CODES AS A KID

GhostBrod

I'm in England and would love to see Anthony's stand up. Does anyone know if it's being recorded and how do I see it?

James Errington

I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO BAD BUT IM IN AUSTRALIA

Nathaniel Gibson

Leif Mewes

Matt is right though. Why do they not know where their letters are in the alphabeth?

flenschow

I know right usually his characters are my least favorite

Kayla North

The intro has me rolling. Honestly, all of you were on FIRE this episode. Absolutely banger jokes and actions. Thank y'all for the fun listening <3

Oliver Fulayter

hey beth you alright? that wallet haunted blood bit was kinda...im just worried is all /j

FusRohNahSon

Freddies Tony recording had me crying with laughter

Harlan elam

God, have I been where Beth was player-wise this episode. I gotta say, every episode where a Bison identity reveal happens makes me VERY happy :)

Sunny K

Beth’s nerd voice talking about “PEMDAS” needs her own character 😂😂

Christian Young

Turns out Blake only has a 20 in Firearms, so it makes sense that he would only fire once, but normally with the close range bonus you’d want to shoot twice and have the bonus and penalty die cancel out.

J.S.

"I'm not gonna half-ass it by doing it correctly" is a Vibe.

Joe Updyke-Allen

Holy shit. This was so funny.

Jeek

I appreciated the recap. Thanks Will!

Cody

I’m with Matt on the code letters

Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror

When you surpass 50 fumbles only count on a 100 so please stop trying to kill characters

Robert Meyers

Omg.. but. Did Francis’ parents buy the gun off Blake still?

Marie-Claire Bovet

9 mins in: Me a therapist thinking "huh that sounds like black and white thinking" 🤯😂

Bryn

Please tell me someone is gonna film Anthony's set. I will pay all the money to see that.

Samglax the Destroyer of Worlds

This might be my new favorite episode

Jonathan Perez

Me too dawg! I just like the whole dynamic better. Will is better as a DM, and Anthony is better as a player.

Noah Fields

Everything Matt said during the letter counting made me feel more seen than I have in a minute

Timothy Henderson Jr.

I’m so glad that will also caught how quickly Matt got 12 from L

Khylam

I need animated marbles from this episode. Also can there be pterodactyl skull with marbles popping out as a sticker or a plushy.

jen Rogue

I need animated marbles of this episode

jen Rogue

Bebe and Milton sitting in a tree….

B. J. Boyd

What a twist!

Thomas Jones

6,15,18,5,22,5,18 - 1,12,15,14,5

Morgan Dixon

Freddie’s characters this season are my favorite

Thomas Jones

Ed's dead baby.

Daniel Bryn

Here it is! https://www.patreon.com/posts/124116051?pr=true

Ashley Nicollette

Here it is! https://www.patreon.com/posts/124116051?pr=true

Ashley Nicollette

I don’t want this season to end, I love these characters

Whalebomb

I don’t see it

Thomas Jones

And thanks for the over 50 apology

Virgil McClurken

There’s nothing funnier than when Blake gets just angry and confused at the same time

Lav

Next time “goo tube” is mentioned, can Patreons be called GooTube Premium subscribers haha

Noelle Bartley

I love how Matt hit us with his insane letter to number knowledge and then follows it with cro-magnon dialogue

Tom Pence

We ain't watching the movie 'cause we're from Germany. 🗣️🗣️

Nick Altmann

I am absolutely howling at Matt this week. This guy is hilarious, but especially when he thinks he's saying something perfectly reasonable :D

Claire Wilson

Linked in the Description

Nick Altmann

Definitely needed this today. Work has been suckling on my soul especially hard lately....

Matty Major

Tony Colette recording is the best NPC

Richard Trauma

Where is the map?

Adriaan Reynolds

Laughed so loudly at Anthony revealing the timing for his stand-up was 22 minutes that two separate coworkers asked what I was listening to

Shelby Dahlen

SHIT YEAH WILL LIVING FOR THE SPOOKY SHIT

Jamie Burke

👀 Stay tuned! We'll post it later today.

Ashley Nicollette

Where the map

Bhrnt

I feel awkward about my last name now...

Joe Smokonich

Yeah but best Tuesdays are Kingdom Dad Monster Tuesdays

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Good news for a change

Virgil McClurken

Got period talk on the Pit last week and now schmo talk! Checking all the boxes

Travis

There it is

Tom Pence

LETS GOOOOOOO

Collin Mason

Wuhuuu

Kim

YAY FINALLY ITS THE GOOD TUESDAY

James Pratt

My brain just broke because the title is one of the new episodes of Yellowjackets and I couldn’t figure out what podcast I was about to listen to

Chelsea Lynn


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