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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 19 - Long Maze Journey Into Night
Added 2025-02-25 17:00:17 +0000 UTC
Our heroes attempt an a-maze-ing escape from the Project Heartland Archives!
This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.
Check out Freddie and Matt's movie WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE in theaters nationwide March 7th!
Comments
Blake lively is my favorite Freddy character
Tammy Kardosh
2026-01-29 17:50:52 +0000 UTCmatt/kelsey being fine seeing general gore but can't look at anyone throwing up is so relatable
Ryan Frederick
2025-09-18 16:57:17 +0000 UTCWill, brilliant Howl adaptation writing
Nolan
2025-07-26 19:51:49 +0000 UTCgo to his bandcamp, pay what you want, download it to your phone and it will show up in “local files” on spotify :) it’s a bit of work but well worth it!!
Zo Perry
2025-07-23 17:17:21 +0000 UTCI’ve been so patiently waiting for the credit song to drop on Spotify Please Maxton Waller I need to play it on repeat
Daniel
2025-07-19 04:40:04 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know when hole in the stars might get released on Spotify. Its actually a banging tune
Sofia Maz
2025-06-18 16:58:47 +0000 UTCShoutout to Beth coming in and saving Matt's uncomfortable book cherry joke 😂
dickaxe
2025-05-13 01:03:21 +0000 UTCIf you ever go to Philly, there's a restaurant that does only American colonial period dishes, and they offer a tofu dish along with an excerpt of the letter Ben Franklin wrote talking about tofu.
A. List
2025-05-04 01:25:50 +0000 UTC"how old are 8 year olds" Game maker Anthony
Andrew Worthington
2025-04-27 12:46:52 +0000 UTCThey have truly forgotten their roots
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
2025-03-30 21:43:43 +0000 UTCNo need to be rude about it
Manson Brien
2025-03-17 07:32:40 +0000 UTCMatthew missed the golden opportunity of saying “Hi up next” to Anthony in the intro
Manson Brien
2025-03-17 07:31:39 +0000 UTCAnyone else having trouble getting this episode out of their downloads list? I’ve redownloaded and deleted this episode so many times and it just won’t go away
Gunnar Higgins
2025-03-15 21:13:33 +0000 UTCGet over it and chill out
sybillium4
2025-03-14 19:49:16 +0000 UTCI have a geology professor who went to the beach of D-day for his father‘s military reunion and genuinely did research on the surrounding rocks
KneCapGoGoJuice
2025-03-14 19:04:14 +0000 UTCI was wondering the same thing, haha. Rolled 83 and climb is 20, definitely a fail, but he easily climbs and grabs the book, lol. A tad confusing…maybe Will was being nice to Francis didn’t get attacked by four monsters.
Stephen Starzyk
2025-03-14 15:32:42 +0000 UTCLiterally why I came here lol
Vampire the Assquerade
2025-03-12 13:55:13 +0000 UTCJust needed to drop into the void that I think, with this episode, Blake became fully realized and turned into Freddy's best-ever character. Freddy was pulling in-character moves on a Matt Arnold-level. Bravo!
Matt M.
2025-03-11 17:39:52 +0000 UTCOur episode schedule is new episodes air every other Tuesday at as close to 9am pacific time as possible! The only shifts would be announced at the end of an episode (end of season breaks, touring, holiday breaks, etc) and we cross post about breaks on our socials. But our mainline is pretty consistent meaning a new episode will be out today!
Ashley Nicollette
2025-03-11 15:59:04 +0000 UTCKunai with chain
Nikki
2025-03-11 01:48:08 +0000 UTCBBBROOOOooo you're totally on to something I like that theory a good job pal!
Noah Fields
2025-03-10 23:26:30 +0000 UTCThis has very quickly one of my favorite episodes of the season
Be That As It Jay (Crab Man)
2025-03-10 19:08:29 +0000 UTCExact same thing I was thinking. I think he thought he was saying 20 out of 83
Aaron Darkblade
2025-03-09 16:30:13 +0000 UTCFree content: 4 men shit on a woman for not knowing how a ladder in a cartoon works Behind a paywall: 4 men ask a woman how tampons work
Timothy Henderson Jr.
2025-03-05 22:00:44 +0000 UTCMildly autistic, so the inconsistent release time is maddening
Max Z
2025-03-05 16:24:12 +0000 UTCYou get that it’s magical right
Louis Frohock
2025-03-05 14:28:11 +0000 UTCBlake Lively ❤️
TheShy Typospherian
2025-03-05 14:10:01 +0000 UTCImportant clarification: Would BB have called her case file “The Pee Trap: The Case of the Hamster” OR “The Pee Trap, colon, The Case of the Hamster”? I suggest that the latter title would be far more ripe for bowel-adjacent investigation, and that BB shouldn’t limit herself this early in her career — as we all know, track your excrement to sus out when something’s not right. 🕵🏽♀️
Elisabeth Sejbak
2025-03-05 14:08:59 +0000 UTCNew episodes come once every two weeks. The recaps typically are looser with their release times
Whachamacallit
2025-03-05 01:45:56 +0000 UTCPissed off now
Max Z
2025-03-05 00:22:29 +0000 UTCWhere new episode ?
Max Z
2025-03-04 23:08:59 +0000 UTCFitting that a older boy tries to flirt with something/ someone they shouldn't flirt with. But when someone age appropriate is around they completely ignore them lol
Tyler Jones
2025-03-04 19:36:35 +0000 UTCMy cause of death is “The Bigfoot Bopper”
Jaeonnie Davis-Crawford
2025-03-04 15:39:03 +0000 UTCAAA the book for Blake! Pipe dreams would have been such a good hook! With a busted p-trap leaking on the front cover that was holographic! Appeal to the Little mouse brain!
Gregory Catullo
2025-03-03 13:26:50 +0000 UTCHey, do we know when we’re getting an international release of “We’re all gonna die”. I’m in Australia and would very much like to watch it in a way that financially supports you guys.
Andrew Duck
2025-03-02 23:55:07 +0000 UTCOh. My. God. That poem… a single tear.
Jakob Medlin
2025-03-01 22:49:47 +0000 UTCAt 54:50 wouldn’t this be a failure for Francis?
Nozanuki
2025-03-01 20:18:51 +0000 UTCI stayed I. The monsters Inc world
Kaiju Waifu
2025-03-01 03:53:17 +0000 UTCDid Will pulled inspiration from The Pagemaster?
Shawn Bryan
2025-02-28 15:02:40 +0000 UTCWhen Blake said “goo on my hands” I immediately thought of the song “there’s a platypus controlling me”
SonOfABoofo
2025-02-28 12:48:59 +0000 UTC“Emagine Willow Creek” in Plymouth. You can see it on the map that’s on their movie’s website too
Prizzdawg
2025-02-28 06:00:40 +0000 UTC👀 what theater?
Riley Primus
2025-02-28 05:01:53 +0000 UTCWe got a Minnesota show! Not quite Minneapolis but close enough! Though, I can’t see it on the theater’s website yet..
Prizzdawg
2025-02-28 03:31:06 +0000 UTCAnd Brad Shmegan’s song!!
Prizzdawg
2025-02-28 03:28:14 +0000 UTCAgreed!!
Caleb Crawford
2025-02-28 02:30:48 +0000 UTCAnd same spot
C Buff
2025-02-27 17:59:57 +0000 UTCIf they all appear at the same time shouldn't a brian have been with them
C Buff
2025-02-27 17:59:30 +0000 UTC"Turning a famous poem into a plot recap by the way of parody" sounds more like Will 's lane, I'd say? (I also have a vague memory of him mentioning Howl before in a Peach Pit or an episode.) Either way, it was a hilarious intro.
Mr. N. Hacksaw
2025-02-27 15:38:37 +0000 UTCI filled out the form to help get y’all’s movie into another theater, PLEASE COME TO CHICAGO
Mathew Reyes
2025-02-27 14:50:49 +0000 UTCI panicked when feddy came on to say “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE”….. “the movie Matt and I made” I thought he knew something I didn’t
Elizabeth Roberts
2025-02-27 13:43:09 +0000 UTCThe entire help desk scene gave me Tim Burton vibes
SonOfABoofo
2025-02-27 13:01:35 +0000 UTCNot Freddy already repeating himself for a bad joke before the pod even starts. Oof
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2025-02-27 11:43:16 +0000 UTCIf there are any Albuquerque friends in here, or New Mexican friends, I’m recommending the Guild and Kimo to screen the movie, hope we can convince them to show it! 😁✨
Gwynivere Read
2025-02-27 01:54:08 +0000 UTCBC he has “hetero”chromia?? I’ll see myself out
Gwynivere Read
2025-02-27 01:47:16 +0000 UTCAny other Feds get triggered when Will said fork in the road?
Madelyn
2025-02-27 01:27:05 +0000 UTCCRAZYYYY THEORY TIME WITH CALLER: What if another seed candidate is Kelsey's brother who is technically alive now. That'd be interesting considering he **is** a warrior in a manner of speaking
TheHegemonCaller
2025-02-26 23:35:24 +0000 UTCThe intro was my favorite of the season
Chris Formisano
2025-02-26 23:21:21 +0000 UTCWas eating lunch at a restaurant when “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa came on the radio and I thought: “Hey it’s Paeden’s song from Dungeons and Daddies…oh wait.” Love you guys!
Candelario -Candyman- Ramirez III
2025-02-26 19:51:41 +0000 UTC“‘Owwww!’ I write.” -Anthony Reminds me of: “It reads: ‘It’s hidden in the Castle of auughhh.’ He must have died while carving it.” “Oh come on. If he was dying, he wouldn’t carve ‘auughhh,’ he’d just say it.”
Running Ryden
2025-02-26 18:56:45 +0000 UTCHow is “a kid with a gun” funny every time 😂
Carter Krevanko
2025-02-26 17:16:56 +0000 UTCI got called out in S1E40 and have been listening for my partner’s name to be called since then
Erik
2025-02-26 17:07:57 +0000 UTCHi, I’m Ronbot!
Kalle Engberg
2025-02-26 16:17:35 +0000 UTCUm no that's the scientific name for two different colored eyes, duh
Tyler Horihan
2025-02-26 16:01:55 +0000 UTCTHE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Corkboard Podcast Network
2025-02-26 15:50:03 +0000 UTCBc they called him bi-Marbles?
Bearonavirus
2025-02-26 15:21:17 +0000 UTCAny chance of getting the movie some where in west Florida?
Cristian Reyes
2025-02-26 15:12:55 +0000 UTCGod this destroyed me today. Freddies 'lock the door Kelsie' made me snort at my desk.
Mel Mel
2025-02-26 14:12:09 +0000 UTCAbsolutely love the sibling dynamic between BB & Francis 10/10 that's how siblings are!!!!
Tiny
2025-02-26 13:39:04 +0000 UTC*I invented a rug!* I have yet to escape the intro. Been replaying this repeatedly
Mel Mel
2025-02-26 12:59:44 +0000 UTCBoooooooooo
Noah Fields
2025-02-26 12:50:32 +0000 UTCI am CRYING at the intro oh my fucking god. The delivery. The syntax.
Stephanie Clark
2025-02-26 12:49:57 +0000 UTC“Press ON I hope nobody press OFF………. because I’m a robot “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
aaron mcfarland
2025-02-26 11:42:30 +0000 UTC69th comment? veeeeeeery nice
t-birthofsin
2025-02-26 11:24:53 +0000 UTCMarbles got homophobia :(
Tyler Horihan
2025-02-26 09:26:41 +0000 UTCAnthony's energy is absolutely wild this episode, I'm so obsessed
Kimberly Spirdione
2025-02-26 08:27:15 +0000 UTCWhen Freddy had the big brain idea of looking for the exit, I just immediately thought of the Page Master -- I LOVED that movie growing up! Not sure if he was thinking of that, but it made me smile
Laura Chandler
2025-02-26 06:33:20 +0000 UTCWhy am I in love with high Beth
Cain Morgan
2025-02-26 06:29:36 +0000 UTCI wonder if they'll try other systems, I know Freddie has a little experience with a modified kids on bikes
Kakra Blurnsball
2025-02-26 05:45:20 +0000 UTCTo shreds you say?
Funkmasta B
2025-02-26 04:39:34 +0000 UTCAt first the Blake voice irked me, then it was endearing, and now I find it fuckin’ hysterical every time Frediie opens his mouth 😂
Brandon Curtis
2025-02-26 03:37:04 +0000 UTCIs Freddy just doing a Ragnar impression, from the Red Rising series?
RKMasylum
2025-02-26 03:24:10 +0000 UTCHey, Freddy and Matt. If your dumb little movie doesn’t come to NC, I’m not gonna be very happy. You might even say that I’ll be very UN-happy. 😡 Consider this a warning. Screen the movie in NC or else. 🔪🔪🔪
Simon Lucas
2025-02-26 03:14:06 +0000 UTCBisexual Christmas Marbles…
Keira Jade
2025-02-26 03:03:35 +0000 UTCI know it's not what will described it.. but all I'm picturing is the plane that belongs to Hermaeus Mora from Skyrim for the library
UrdnotVick
2025-02-26 03:01:29 +0000 UTCMy buddy teaches grade 3. He says Francis nailed the 8yr old mind. And they will tell you to fuck off for no reason.
Chase
2025-02-26 02:33:37 +0000 UTCHow to I watch the movie if I’m in New Zealand
Kaleb McStay
2025-02-26 01:54:06 +0000 UTCdaddy freddie telling me to join patreon for more content like im not already here lapping it up and fucking about to dig into my tax refund for the uncut versions 👅👅👅
Mary Kelley
2025-02-26 01:32:45 +0000 UTCAt 7:25 ish they're discussing the library staircase and I suddenly recalled this one library staircase/ladder thing that was FULLY SENTIENT and would wander by itself, iirc it was the Department for Magical Things or some such. I just think they'd find it delightfully charming
Ochy Dochy
2025-02-26 00:20:03 +0000 UTCAppreciating Anthony representing ASD with Francis. Let the social cues go unnoticed! 😂
Octavia MacIsaac
2025-02-25 23:13:46 +0000 UTCLove you guys, but I think this is running too long, not sure Cthulhu can carry this many eps as a framework and there seems to be too much going on.
Steve Pickwell
2025-02-25 23:07:09 +0000 UTCThe big foot bopper singing chantily lace needs to be fully recorded
Robert Crisler
2025-02-25 23:04:01 +0000 UTCDoes anyone else cross their fingers every episode, hoping to be named at the credits? 😅
Bajaboy
2025-02-25 22:54:39 +0000 UTCWhy did this intro remind me of spoken word Jim Morrison?
Joe Oakley
2025-02-25 22:47:13 +0000 UTCTurning trudy into goddamn kirby lol
WesKane truly insisting he isn't here 4 Rems boobs
2025-02-25 22:24:18 +0000 UTCIf I have any Minneapolis friends, I sent in a suggestion for the Riverview Theater and The Main Cinema for We're All Gonna Die, let's get a show in Minnesota!
Riley Primus
2025-02-25 22:07:59 +0000 UTCEsther did so well this episode with the added sounds
Maddie
2025-02-25 22:00:57 +0000 UTCDid Beth write the poem in the intro? It was great!! Also, this season is one of my favorites so far, loving the horror theme, it is firing on all cylinders, as your late friend Tony Collette would say, RIP.
Caleb Crawford
2025-02-25 21:41:26 +0000 UTCAdding Trudy to my blunt rotation
Sheriff Teddy
2025-02-25 21:29:51 +0000 UTCI'm just going to pirate thw movie ngl
Throh_goblin Lord
2025-02-25 21:21:57 +0000 UTCTo shreds, you say
Nobi Wolff
2025-02-25 21:07:59 +0000 UTCOkay, but also, if you haven’t listened to “Bitcherton” yet, I HIGHLY recommend it. Will was a great Ben Franklin
Priscilla
2025-02-25 21:03:05 +0000 UTCWednesday mornings (the time when the podcast drops in Australia) are always a treat! Loved the Howl reference to start the episode!
Elise
2025-02-25 20:29:37 +0000 UTCFrancis is channeling some elite Hermie rizz with the “you know you like me” 😭
Anne Nation
2025-02-25 20:26:56 +0000 UTCnot francis voice change when he’s talking to a woman
Blu
2025-02-25 20:25:27 +0000 UTCFreddie is so goddamn funny as Blake
Abby Vedock
2025-02-25 20:22:18 +0000 UTCI just love how the rest half was almost scooby doo like with the running
Golden_Grim
2025-02-25 20:16:46 +0000 UTCI need fanart of Kelsey walking arms out like Gustavo
Bearonavirus
2025-02-25 19:47:26 +0000 UTCFreddie is not made for Peachyville Horror, man. These rolls are atrocious
Bearonavirus
2025-02-25 19:36:21 +0000 UTCfamous chappell roan song, epidernomicon
Maia Woods
2025-02-25 19:36:13 +0000 UTCCan we have bisexual Christmas marbles plushy?
SynapticWyrm
2025-02-25 19:34:49 +0000 UTC"...one ring of a three ring circus..." ... "THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND." Perfection.
Eddy B
2025-02-25 19:21:14 +0000 UTCCan confirm as a geologist, we would be immediately distracted by the rocks
CaptJB
2025-02-25 19:20:19 +0000 UTCDungeons and Daddies was mentioned on the “We’re Here To Help” Podcast from Monday.
Rae
2025-02-25 19:00:07 +0000 UTCAs a plumber I appreciate Freddie
Connor Kelly
2025-02-25 18:43:45 +0000 UTCFor real, Will’s episode of Bitcherton was extremely good, so go check it out! Fans of Dropout will also eat up super well
Sunny K
2025-02-25 18:13:21 +0000 UTCHuge congrats to Matt and Freddie for their movie. That's awesome, fellas 💪 Edit: just watched the trailer. ASHLEY! So good!
Ryley Henry
2025-02-25 18:09:39 +0000 UTCh.I.gh Robot Starting Will Smith
Erik
2025-02-25 18:08:45 +0000 UTC"It's the 50s, you wouldn't care!" Anthony is out here looking for cheeks!
Arthur Williams
2025-02-25 18:06:33 +0000 UTCWill is always out here making jokes for the English majors like me. I know it was Will who wrote the Howl spoof because it's SO specific lol
Pamphleteer
2025-02-25 18:05:23 +0000 UTCTrudy, no! Holding it in doesn't do anything!
Auro Eidolon
2025-02-25 17:59:22 +0000 UTCBook Queef new band name called it
Josh Christopher
2025-02-25 17:41:45 +0000 UTCRip to the folks coming from the notif, they know its labeled wrong guys hehe
Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse
2025-02-25 17:38:57 +0000 UTCBut Freddy, Matt. Will it be realeased in Canada??
Squirt Whetstone
2025-02-25 17:27:53 +0000 UTCClose enough, welcome back dndads song covers
JustAnotherRQ
2025-02-25 17:24:27 +0000 UTCClever
jhenkle
2025-02-25 17:22:10 +0000 UTCHell yea another episode drop
Smidazzle
2025-02-25 17:21:41 +0000 UTCThey were proud of the last episode, eh? In all seriousness, a dungeons and daddies drop is always the highlight of my day.
Matthew Morrissey
2025-02-25 17:20:44 +0000 UTCBros, I was so confused. I usually never work on tuesdays but here I am! Glad for something new to listen toooo!
William Cumpose
2025-02-25 17:18:24 +0000 UTCHah! NEVER - this was all part of our master plan. (It's been fixed now. 😅)
Ashley Nicollette
2025-02-25 17:17:55 +0000 UTCYO! Super excited
Garrett Dunning
2025-02-25 17:17:49 +0000 UTCJust a lil treat for you early birds! 😉 (It's been fixed now. 🤐)
Ashley Nicollette
2025-02-25 17:17:12 +0000 UTCMY SAVIORS HAVE ARRIVED AGAIN
Wihkipedia
2025-02-25 17:16:29 +0000 UTCWhat do you do for work and are they hiring?
Christopher Pete
2025-02-25 17:14:39 +0000 UTCMethinks they forgot to change the title
Noah Fields
2025-02-25 17:13:30 +0000 UTCIs it meant to have the same name as last episode?
Jonathan Deans
2025-02-25 17:12:42 +0000 UTCalso I'm at work too, I hope you're proud
Collin Mason
2025-02-25 17:11:12 +0000 UTCI just want Matt to know that I'm listening while playing Avowed, which is amazing
Collin Mason
2025-02-25 17:10:50 +0000 UTClet's gooooo
Collin Mason
2025-02-25 17:09:40 +0000 UTCSame. I just checked cause I needed something to listen to.
Ian Park
2025-02-25 17:08:11 +0000 UTCYes 🙌. Boring work day just turned around.
Max Lavallee
2025-02-25 17:01:20 +0000 UTC
