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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show

The ‘Screams sneak into the Peachyville Public Library to discover the strange secrets of the Project Heartland Archives!

This episode contains Violence, Sexuality, Profanity, Suicide, and Body Horror.

[No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show
[No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show [No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show

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Warning Major casablanca spoilers LOL the 1942 movie hahaha

Calvin Van Burg

Also..... Scamdinavian........ 👀

Marissa Y.

Matt has come so far from not realizing The Library was a way out of a curse in season 1!

Marissa Y.

Lol it's still funny that my name is used for the bad guy in this episode haha

Bryan Mitchell

That was me when I caught up maybe 3 episodes into this season, then I relistened to everything a third time. It's wild

Andrew Worthington

BattleBots hell ya dude!

Andrew Worthington

I'm literally 4 episodes away from being caught up, after prematurely jumping out of the oddesy like 2- 3 years ago, while season 2 was still being released! I'm excited to be caught up.. Not excited about having to wait for episodes to be released 😂

Khaos Crowe

Omg the difference between Investigation and Perception is not that hard 😂

Brandon Curtis

Its very entertaining lol

Tinyhumanbrain76

Will just getting wreaked over and over and his plans not going great is great dming lmao

Tinyhumanbrain76

Yeah sorry I still can’t get it to work. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Ziganort

Absolutely love the "Which Witch is Which" reference!

kathryn bullis

That’s such a tough system rule cause that is a lot to keep track of, feels like homework. I personally would rather just do it like they do to keep the fun rolling

Matthew Morse

Beth/Trudy = Best Dorothy voice acting 🏆

Sheriff Teddy

Fast Talking is overwhelming people with words to the point that it's easiest to just agree, Persuasion is actually convincing someone. For example, I think Donald Trump gets by by being a good fast talker, but he's not particularly persuasive

Joseph Richardson

This season is so good!!! Thank goodness everyone is warming up to Blake 🤣

Garrett Dunning

Have you tried following the FAQ for Patreon? Give these steps a shot and if you still find trouble, feel free to shoot us a message! https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

Ashley Nicollette

Regarding leveling stats in my CoC group we agreed that 95 should be the level cap. Also, according to the keeper's manual. you can only level stats that you have previously succeeded on.

Robert Snitchler

Totally missed this episode because I was checking the collections>season 3 episodes and I don’t think ot got updated but I’m glad because I need something to listen to while I’m sick today.

Cora

Aww man, you guys should listen to the Nancy Drew song by Tuscadero: that first title is in there! Such a good bad 90s song

Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror

Matt this season is having the time of his life and it's my favorite thing ever

Frankie Covington

Science the s in bdsm lol

Joe F

This was an absolute banger ep. So many laughs. Love it.

Mac_Enby

Its BDSM podcast again lmfao

Brittany Rohr

Fun fact about mazes! Put your left hand on the left wall and keep following it and it'll always take you to the center. Is it fun? The first time. Then it takes the joy out of mazes lol

Ghostilly 🦇

Lmao @ Beth’s “Kelsey, because we’re women, when we say something , we need to convince men that that’s what’s going on”

Taylor D

Kelsey: Brian!… You know his last name Kelsey: Fuckface.. It came off the tongue so quickly and smooth. Matt is so in character for Kelsey this episode

mandy

Blake Lively speaks like Ragnar Volarus

Daniel Bryn

Half thought some one was gonna sing Epic when Will said "I'm just a man"

Neuris Hernandez

Alright.... Who made it???? https://a.co/d/fOzFyUh

Shawn Bryan

Bondage Dominance Science Mathematics

Toasty

It's just an effect that the lighting if you look at Trudy's face she's completely Green

Elijah Peters

So many failed rolls early on

C Buff

It’s the size of a woman 😨😨

Orla

Man… I really loved the idea of Trudy being “Christian.” Her reading the Bible and constantly misunderstanding verses or taking them super literally and getting way too into the Old Testament.

Hey Harold!

Sam Livley (instead of Scam Likley) popped in my mind for his dad's name right away

TJ Middleton

Yes I would love for them to play Monster of the Week!! It'd be so fun!

Tiny

I think it's just the lighting but it could be a simple art mistake

Tiny

The bookmark should say the book goes in the hole

Nicole Hart

I think it's the green lighting, there's some sort of glow? But I get what you mean

Henry Watkins

"30 pieces of silver" surprised and killed me. It's right up there in my brain with "who's your daddy now"

Halophyte

while i haven’t listened to THIS episode yet— HUH?? the entire last season ended with “god got lazy and left so it was pretty easy for this dude yo become god. also these kids sneak in and become god for a sec, too.” also the.. Constant sex jokes??

Rats Courtney

That whole event reminded me of the Lord of Chaos fighting arena when Anthony made all these challenge cards only for the dads to get naked and completely ruin Anthony's hard work. Poor DMs.

Erin Leatherman

No no they should use the monster of the week rule set instead of D&D or COC it’s low rules and I think it would work really well with house loose they are with rules

Smo

They did that in season 2 and dumped it

Toasty

I'm dying to get one of those bookmarks "where ever theres a hole so goes a book"

Ciaran boyd

Hell yeah I got that mention

Jonathan Culverhouse

I was thinking the same thing

steak

Did they make Francis white in the art?

Noah Fields

This is the most Christian DND podcast I've ever heard. And it's getting really annoying.

Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack

Such a coool episoode !!

Risotto

Science, the S in BDSM hahahah

Risotto

HULK HANDS BAYBEEEEE

Tommy Plumley

There’s no rules when the library’s closed..

Billion_Dollar_Maybe

Will really needs to stop making these encounters and events possible to miss. This crew will put in so much effort just to avoid doing a task as it was intended!

Hydra465

Hear ye hear ye! Daddies have dropped another load on us! And we accept graciously for but this CRUMB of divinity bestowed to us by the papas!

BHinds527

Daddies I’m once again begging you to look into the monster of the week System

Smo

Every time "The Library" is mentioned 🥲

Eddy B

Does anyone know how I can get the discord link via my phone. For some reason Patreon won’t sink my discord so I can’t join the discord 😭

Ziganort

Next episode could do a Blink 182 "Brian's Song" intro?

Jared Knight

His little brother, "Tiny Collette"

brady zalepeski

You thought that was all the maze, but wait there is more Willy Maze here!!!

Whisper

I love you guys, but the talking over one another is increasingly getting worse this season. Like...let eachother finish before bulldozing one another.

Tim Roberts

Beth May canonically a friend of Kelsey and Francis

Wholesomethot

I cackled at “She was lost. In the sauce”

Wholesomethot

Yes, it's really a beautiful and heartbreaking book. I think most people stop reading it halfway through and just listen to their classmates call Holden annoying. I'm tearing up just now thinking about it, Holden wanting to sit in the field of rye where the kids don't know they're at the edge of a cliff, catching every single one that starts to fall. It's his only wish, and he knows it's too big. Of course he's kinda a little shit, that's a big lesson to know so young.

Lo Rodgers

Ok but the real question. Did Anthony want it to get tighter?

Connor Reemts

Is that what it’s about??? No way

Thomas Jones

*That* should be the next t-shirt.

Eric Willey

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do? Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing (oh, yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door Oh, I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

Cliven

Milton pythons library of brian was a missed title bangerr lmao

Atheraz

holy shit freddy in creator clash???????

Colby Wood

Oh my god, Trudy becoming a Christian is the exact same kinda character kill shot as when Anthony got Matt with the fake encyclopedias

ARegularPie

I can't tell if the intro is funny or deeply disturbing

I hate Italians

I’m fully taking “gives me the ich” for when you’re trying not to date a neo nazi

Chloe Patton

Kelsey, the character whose Thing™️ is reading: "here Francis, read this book so you know not to be like [a child who has been repeatedly sexually abused by male adults mostly in the teaching profession, whose stated ideal goal in life is protecting every child from being hurt]." Matt, I am begging you to reread Catcher in the Rye.

Lo Rodgers

This intro fucking RIPS. Literally immediately rewound to the beginning to listen again.

Ralph

Now I know what the S in BDSM stands for :D

Caleb Jud

This episode made me happy. Thoroughly enjoyed

SynapticWyrm

Freddy came in with energy that I didn't think would be matched or topped until Matt was so deep in character about this Lazlo guy. I'm already hard laughing.

Darryl Holiday II

Another name Freddie can use: Leslie Nielsen

Max Wilson

*Apollo the bird voice* me-tal

jeans parmesan

The sentient Kar98 is my new favorite character.

The Overthinker

I feel like, “Science, the S in BDSM” didn’t get the laugh it deserved.

Christian Lev Warren

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Ashley Nicollette

Hells yeah 2 hours babyyy

Giacomo Boni

I’m dying over the ick comment. 😂

Kaiddance

Always EXTRA excited every other Tuesday ^.^

Garrett Dunning

Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to Stonerville, but for a moment, I was genuinely worried Freddie was going to say Blake’s favorite smell was farts. 😅🙈

Kaiddance

I’ve recommended this podcast to everyone I meet

Goobert Godfried

Freddie’s doing creator clash? Buff Freddie?!?!

Tony Swagman

I love this podcast so much

Riley Primus

I keep forgetting Blake has a massive skull on his head

PuppyCrusher

How do we join the discord?

Bradley Nulph

10th I think haha

Max Lavallee

🫡

Antlax

Oh, seven… I can’t usually count that high 🤣

Jay !!!

Eighth?

Jack Macy

Idk what number we’re on, but I’m here!

Jay !!!

Seventh

Parker Slayden

Sixth ig

caesar tovar

Fifth?…

Jackie

Fourth

The John Hopkins Company

Third

Noah Fields

Second

Bajaboy

First?

ADoubleEgg


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