[No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show
Added 2025-02-11 17:00:17 +0000 UTC
The ‘Screams sneak into the Peachyville Public Library to discover the strange secrets of the Project Heartland Archives!
This episode contains Violence, Sexuality, Profanity, Suicide, and Body Horror.
Warning Major casablanca spoilers LOL the 1942 movie hahaha
Calvin Van Burg
2026-01-12 17:50:03 +0000 UTC
Also..... Scamdinavian........ 👀
Marissa Y.
2025-11-07 18:22:44 +0000 UTC
Matt has come so far from not realizing The Library was a way out of a curse in season 1!
Marissa Y.
2025-11-07 18:10:26 +0000 UTC
Lol it's still funny that my name is used for the bad guy in this episode haha
Bryan Mitchell
2025-06-22 19:37:26 +0000 UTC
That was me when I caught up maybe 3 episodes into this season, then I relistened to everything a third time. It's wild
Andrew Worthington
2025-04-25 18:05:32 +0000 UTC
BattleBots hell ya dude!
Andrew Worthington
2025-04-25 18:03:55 +0000 UTC
I'm literally 4 episodes away from being caught up, after prematurely jumping out of the oddesy like 2- 3 years ago, while season 2 was still being released! I'm excited to be caught up.. Not excited about having to wait for episodes to be released 😂
Khaos Crowe
2025-04-17 14:30:15 +0000 UTC
Omg the difference between Investigation and Perception is not that hard 😂
Brandon Curtis
2025-03-10 17:50:40 +0000 UTC
Its very entertaining lol
Tinyhumanbrain76
2025-03-08 06:39:22 +0000 UTC
Will just getting wreaked over and over and his plans not going great is great dming lmao
Tinyhumanbrain76
2025-03-08 06:39:08 +0000 UTC
Yeah sorry I still can’t get it to work. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Ziganort
2025-02-27 20:24:16 +0000 UTC
Absolutely love the "Which Witch is Which" reference!
kathryn bullis
2025-02-27 18:27:05 +0000 UTC
That’s such a tough system rule cause that is a lot to keep track of, feels like homework. I personally would rather just do it like they do to keep the fun rolling
Matthew Morse
2025-02-26 08:27:57 +0000 UTC
Beth/Trudy = Best Dorothy voice acting 🏆
Sheriff Teddy
2025-02-25 15:39:03 +0000 UTC
Fast Talking is overwhelming people with words to the point that it's easiest to just agree, Persuasion is actually convincing someone. For example, I think Donald Trump gets by by being a good fast talker, but he's not particularly persuasive
Joseph Richardson
2025-02-24 19:24:57 +0000 UTC
This season is so good!!! Thank goodness everyone is warming up to Blake 🤣
Garrett Dunning
2025-02-24 16:17:13 +0000 UTC
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Ashley Nicollette
2025-02-21 20:49:20 +0000 UTC
Regarding leveling stats in my CoC group we agreed that 95 should be the level cap.
Also, according to the keeper's manual. you can only level stats that you have previously succeeded on.
Robert Snitchler
2025-02-20 17:36:57 +0000 UTC
Totally missed this episode because I was checking the collections>season 3 episodes and I don’t think ot got updated but I’m glad because I need something to listen to while I’m sick today.
Cora
2025-02-20 14:49:48 +0000 UTC
Aww man, you guys should listen to the Nancy Drew song by Tuscadero: that first title is in there! Such a good bad 90s song
Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror
2025-02-19 17:24:40 +0000 UTC
Matt this season is having the time of his life and it's my favorite thing ever
Frankie Covington
2025-02-19 16:52:46 +0000 UTC
Science the s in bdsm lol
Joe F
2025-02-18 19:49:20 +0000 UTC
This was an absolute banger ep. So many laughs. Love it.
Mac_Enby
2025-02-18 19:09:09 +0000 UTC
Its BDSM podcast again lmfao
Brittany Rohr
2025-02-18 14:37:25 +0000 UTC
Fun fact about mazes! Put your left hand on the left wall and keep following it and it'll always take you to the center. Is it fun? The first time. Then it takes the joy out of mazes lol
Ghostilly 🦇
2025-02-18 01:29:44 +0000 UTC
Lmao @ Beth’s “Kelsey, because we’re women, when we say something , we need to convince men that that’s what’s going on”
Taylor D
2025-02-17 16:09:38 +0000 UTC
Kelsey: Brian!…
You know his last name
Kelsey: Fuckface..
It came off the tongue so quickly and smooth.
Matt is so in character for Kelsey this episode
mandy
2025-02-17 12:21:53 +0000 UTC
Blake Lively speaks like Ragnar Volarus
Daniel Bryn
2025-02-16 21:54:15 +0000 UTC
Half thought some one was gonna sing Epic when Will said "I'm just a man"
Neuris Hernandez
2025-02-15 22:27:07 +0000 UTC
Alright.... Who made it????
https://a.co/d/fOzFyUh
Shawn Bryan
2025-02-14 23:48:49 +0000 UTC
Bondage Dominance Science Mathematics
Toasty
2025-02-14 22:34:45 +0000 UTC
It's just an effect that the lighting if you look at Trudy's face she's completely Green
Elijah Peters
2025-02-14 12:22:20 +0000 UTC
So many failed rolls early on
C Buff
2025-02-14 12:16:11 +0000 UTC
It’s the size of a woman 😨😨
Orla
2025-02-14 11:30:03 +0000 UTC
Man… I really loved the idea of Trudy being “Christian.” Her reading the Bible and constantly misunderstanding verses or taking them super literally and getting way too into the Old Testament.
Hey Harold!
2025-02-14 11:11:07 +0000 UTC
Sam Livley (instead of Scam Likley) popped in my mind for his dad's name right away
TJ Middleton
2025-02-14 02:41:51 +0000 UTC
Yes I would love for them to play Monster of the Week!! It'd be so fun!
Tiny
2025-02-14 02:30:56 +0000 UTC
I think it's just the lighting but it could be a simple art mistake
Tiny
2025-02-14 01:55:49 +0000 UTC
The bookmark should say the book goes in the hole
Nicole Hart
2025-02-14 01:52:08 +0000 UTC
I think it's the green lighting, there's some sort of glow? But I get what you mean
Henry Watkins
2025-02-14 01:51:32 +0000 UTC
"30 pieces of silver" surprised and killed me. It's right up there in my brain with "who's your daddy now"
Halophyte
2025-02-14 00:46:39 +0000 UTC
while i haven’t listened to THIS episode yet— HUH?? the entire last season ended with “god got lazy and left so it was pretty easy for this dude yo become god. also these kids sneak in and become god for a sec, too.” also the.. Constant sex jokes??
Rats Courtney
2025-02-13 23:39:12 +0000 UTC
That whole event reminded me of the Lord of Chaos fighting arena when Anthony made all these challenge cards only for the dads to get naked and completely ruin Anthony's hard work. Poor DMs.
Erin Leatherman
2025-02-13 23:24:28 +0000 UTC
No no they should use the monster of the week rule set instead of D&D or COC it’s low rules and I think it would work really well with house loose they are with rules
Smo
2025-02-13 16:38:04 +0000 UTC
They did that in season 2 and dumped it
Toasty
2025-02-13 16:37:24 +0000 UTC
I'm dying to get one of those bookmarks "where ever theres a hole so goes a book"
Ciaran boyd
2025-02-13 16:37:01 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah I got that mention
Jonathan Culverhouse
2025-02-13 14:23:56 +0000 UTC
I was thinking the same thing
steak
2025-02-13 14:20:35 +0000 UTC
Did they make Francis white in the art?
Noah Fields
2025-02-13 13:10:52 +0000 UTC
This is the most Christian DND podcast I've ever heard. And it's getting really annoying.
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2025-02-13 13:01:22 +0000 UTC
Such a coool episoode !!
Risotto
2025-02-13 11:29:00 +0000 UTC
Science, the S in BDSM hahahah
Risotto
2025-02-13 11:14:54 +0000 UTC
HULK HANDS BAYBEEEEE
Tommy Plumley
2025-02-13 01:08:57 +0000 UTC
There’s no rules when the library’s closed..
Billion_Dollar_Maybe
2025-02-12 22:38:54 +0000 UTC
Will really needs to stop making these encounters and events possible to miss. This crew will put in so much effort just to avoid doing a task as it was intended!
Hydra465
2025-02-12 22:25:10 +0000 UTC
Hear ye hear ye! Daddies have dropped another load on us! And we accept graciously for but this CRUMB of divinity bestowed to us by the papas!
BHinds527
2025-02-12 22:24:11 +0000 UTC
Daddies I’m once again begging you to look into the monster of the week System
Smo
2025-02-12 20:23:54 +0000 UTC
Every time "The Library" is mentioned 🥲
Eddy B
2025-02-12 19:16:57 +0000 UTC
Does anyone know how I can get the discord link via my phone. For some reason Patreon won’t sink my discord so I can’t join the discord 😭
Ziganort
2025-02-12 16:56:05 +0000 UTC
Next episode could do a Blink 182 "Brian's Song" intro?
Jared Knight
2025-02-12 15:42:44 +0000 UTC
His little brother, "Tiny Collette"
brady zalepeski
2025-02-12 15:38:30 +0000 UTC
You thought that was all the maze, but wait there is more Willy Maze here!!!
Whisper
2025-02-12 15:13:18 +0000 UTC
I love you guys, but the talking over one another is increasingly getting worse this season. Like...let eachother finish before bulldozing one another.
Tim Roberts
2025-02-12 14:45:32 +0000 UTC
Beth May canonically a friend of Kelsey and Francis
Wholesomethot
2025-02-12 14:34:45 +0000 UTC
I cackled at “She was lost. In the sauce”
Wholesomethot
2025-02-12 13:53:26 +0000 UTC
Yes, it's really a beautiful and heartbreaking book. I think most people stop reading it halfway through and just listen to their classmates call Holden annoying. I'm tearing up just now thinking about it, Holden wanting to sit in the field of rye where the kids don't know they're at the edge of a cliff, catching every single one that starts to fall. It's his only wish, and he knows it's too big. Of course he's kinda a little shit, that's a big lesson to know so young.
Lo Rodgers
2025-02-12 06:51:49 +0000 UTC
Ok but the real question. Did Anthony want it to get tighter?
Connor Reemts
2025-02-12 04:56:09 +0000 UTC
Is that what it’s about??? No way
Thomas Jones
2025-02-12 04:24:50 +0000 UTC
*That* should be the next t-shirt.
Eric Willey
2025-02-12 02:01:11 +0000 UTC
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
Cliven
2025-02-12 00:35:01 +0000 UTC
Milton pythons library of brian was a missed title bangerr lmao
Atheraz
2025-02-11 23:45:34 +0000 UTC
holy shit freddy in creator clash???????
Colby Wood
2025-02-11 20:48:50 +0000 UTC
Oh my god, Trudy becoming a Christian is the exact same kinda character kill shot as when Anthony got Matt with the fake encyclopedias
ARegularPie
2025-02-11 20:39:07 +0000 UTC
I can't tell if the intro is funny or deeply disturbing
I hate Italians
2025-02-11 20:31:46 +0000 UTC
I’m fully taking “gives me the ich” for when you’re trying not to date a neo nazi
Chloe Patton
2025-02-11 20:22:11 +0000 UTC
Kelsey, the character whose Thing™️ is reading: "here Francis, read this book so you know not to be like [a child who has been repeatedly sexually abused by male adults mostly in the teaching profession, whose stated ideal goal in life is protecting every child from being hurt]."
Matt, I am begging you to reread Catcher in the Rye.
Lo Rodgers
2025-02-11 20:06:07 +0000 UTC
This intro fucking RIPS. Literally immediately rewound to the beginning to listen again.
Ralph
2025-02-11 20:00:51 +0000 UTC
Now I know what the S in BDSM stands for :D
Caleb Jud
2025-02-11 19:57:04 +0000 UTC
This episode made me happy. Thoroughly enjoyed
SynapticWyrm
2025-02-11 19:43:17 +0000 UTC
Freddy came in with energy that I didn't think would be matched or topped until Matt was so deep in character about this Lazlo guy. I'm already hard laughing.
Darryl Holiday II
2025-02-11 19:43:04 +0000 UTC
Another name Freddie can use: Leslie Nielsen
Max Wilson
2025-02-11 19:31:59 +0000 UTC
*Apollo the bird voice* me-tal
jeans parmesan
2025-02-11 19:12:12 +0000 UTC
The sentient Kar98 is my new favorite character.
The Overthinker
2025-02-11 18:54:15 +0000 UTC
I feel like, “Science, the S in BDSM” didn’t get the laugh it deserved.
Christian Lev Warren
2025-02-11 18:49:43 +0000 UTC
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Ashley Nicollette
2025-02-11 17:54:28 +0000 UTC
Hells yeah 2 hours babyyy
Giacomo Boni
2025-02-11 17:51:17 +0000 UTC
I’m dying over the ick comment. 😂
Kaiddance
2025-02-11 17:50:06 +0000 UTC
Always EXTRA excited every other Tuesday ^.^
Garrett Dunning
2025-02-11 17:30:22 +0000 UTC
Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to Stonerville, but for a moment, I was genuinely worried Freddie was going to say Blake’s favorite smell was farts. 😅🙈
Kaiddance
2025-02-11 17:25:17 +0000 UTC
I’ve recommended this podcast to everyone I meet
Goobert Godfried
2025-02-11 17:21:15 +0000 UTC
Freddie’s doing creator clash? Buff Freddie?!?!
Tony Swagman
2025-02-11 17:19:47 +0000 UTC
I love this podcast so much
Riley Primus
2025-02-11 17:18:40 +0000 UTC
I keep forgetting Blake has a massive skull on his head
PuppyCrusher
2025-02-11 17:17:57 +0000 UTC
How do we join the discord?
Bradley Nulph
2025-02-11 17:16:33 +0000 UTC
10th I think haha
Max Lavallee
2025-02-11 17:16:15 +0000 UTC
🫡
Antlax
2025-02-11 17:15:46 +0000 UTC
Oh, seven… I can’t usually count that high 🤣
Jay !!!
2025-02-11 17:14:57 +0000 UTC
Eighth?
Jack Macy
2025-02-11 17:14:17 +0000 UTC
Idk what number we’re on, but I’m here!
Jay !!!
2025-02-11 17:14:14 +0000 UTC
Seventh
Parker Slayden
2025-02-11 17:14:00 +0000 UTC
Sixth ig
caesar tovar
2025-02-11 17:12:15 +0000 UTC
Fifth?…
Jackie
2025-02-11 17:10:52 +0000 UTC
Fourth
The John Hopkins Company
2025-02-11 17:09:10 +0000 UTC
Third
Noah Fields
2025-02-11 17:04:36 +0000 UTC
Second
Bajaboy
2025-02-11 17:02:07 +0000 UTC
First?
ADoubleEgg
2025-02-11 17:00:52 +0000 UTC