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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 8 - Kingdom Dadhammer
Added 2025-01-31 17:00:20 +0000 UTCA messiah has been born from the loins of Woke Campus and Femalien!
This new miracle child shall lead his flock on Nad Pod’s most dangerous quest yet - investigate a mysterious object that fell from the sky and crashed in the outskirts of their lantern lands.
Well, it’s not very mysterious as we already said it was a Space Marine. And to be clear, this is only a cross-over in terms of the dads were too fickle and bored to fight the same monster again (despite it being PART OF THE GAME) and wanted to fight something I had already painted. So we idiotically said we would fight a space marine. So here we are.
Though I’m never one to shy from showing off my cool paint jobs. This is a Adeptus Astartes Judiciar, painted in the colors of the Salamander chapter. I thought his drip fit well the best for the KDM aesthetic.
So while we are using my Warhammer mini, the rules I am using are from a KDM Boss called the Manhunter, shown below -
So you see. A gun, a big swinging weapon. More or less a human. Seems to be as close to a space marine as you can get in KDM.
And next episode, we will be back to the normal KDM campaign goodness as we fight what is considered the hardest Nemesis in the game. The King’s Man.
Good chance we will all die…
Comments
"Nobody give 30 silver to Grubhub" lmao 😭
Haven
2026-01-06 21:28:52 +0000 UTCI thought the kills all future kids would effect the ones already alive. But i guess they did not have any past children and i also guess it doesn't effect the new ones either because people can have kids solo in this?
Yoka
2025-11-22 10:43:52 +0000 UTCPlaying Space Marine 2 and listening to this at the same time is surreal xD
Garrett Dunning
2025-11-16 00:29:10 +0000 UTCNot that it matters now but my biggest gripe with this episode was Matt having Beth reroll the monsters roll for no reason. It ended up being a waste and would have drastically changed the direction of this series. Her character would've gone on to kill the marine and live on into the next episode and future ones potentially. I feel her disappointment
Noot noot nerd
2025-10-13 05:49:15 +0000 UTCMaybe I would still be Christian if the Apostles were named shit like Boofo di Beppo.
Marissa Y
2025-09-18 12:55:46 +0000 UTCBeth’s “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to come across the way that I am” was a little too relatable 🥲
nico dubs
2025-08-21 22:49:36 +0000 UTCFew episodes ago will made the “throw me a freakin bone” reference and no one noticed. Today Beth stole that joke and said it louder
Michael H
2025-07-01 21:28:49 +0000 UTCBeth's comment of "the first ho-el" is my new favorite line.
Jordin Ann
2025-06-30 23:06:07 +0000 UTCI need Freddy to play Stewie Griffin in the Dadpod Family Guy TTRPG!
Dag Swaniels
2025-06-06 17:31:19 +0000 UTCThe warhammer figure looks doooope!
Justin Govas
2025-06-03 07:26:37 +0000 UTCSorry… no it’s 100.
Tieng
2025-05-06 04:48:52 +0000 UTCI know this is pointed out below, but I’m putting to the top of the list - double zeroes on the 100 percentile and d10 is 10.
Tony Loch
2025-05-03 03:30:37 +0000 UTCWhat is Freddie's voice for Jeff from? Sounds like they all know it.
Jack Buckley
2025-04-21 17:05:00 +0000 UTCWe were promised the picture of Beth! I wanna see
Astrid v G
2025-04-11 13:04:16 +0000 UTCWe also called it a "Slam Book" in Utah. Though, oddly enough it wasn't just mean things. It could just be anything. Thankfully I wasn't ever cool or popular so my page was full of literal question marks. I did write in it but only recall writing good things on my friend's pages.
VaJayla
2025-04-11 07:44:09 +0000 UTCohhhhhhhhh
JayeCat
2025-02-23 23:09:08 +0000 UTCFreddie was not suppose to roll. They misread the “Failed Start” card. They initially thought Freddie’s character suffered a Brain TRAUMA, which forces a roll (which killed Freddie’s character with a 2). After rereading the card, they determined it was Brain DAMAGE, which just lowers insanity and does not force a roll.
Running Ryden
2025-02-23 19:22:45 +0000 UTCSliding that intro music from KDM to Dadhammer to (somehow) Christmas was so slick and well executed! Awesome job, Ester!
Running Ryden
2025-02-23 19:06:19 +0000 UTCwait where's the pic of Beth face swapping!
JayeCat
2025-02-18 10:39:41 +0000 UTCwait so did Freddy not die just cuz the group didn't want that to happen cuz it was too dumb? or was he like, not supposed to roll and therefore they had to go back and do it properly and a different event happened? I can't tell
JayeCat
2025-02-18 10:30:35 +0000 UTClol I know it's a joke but John is just the englishization of Yochanan (which does sound very middle eastern indeed)
JayeCat
2025-02-18 10:02:32 +0000 UTCy'all this is seriously my favourite bonus content ever I hope it never ends
JayeCat
2025-02-18 09:56:46 +0000 UTCdamn that intro was AMAZING
JayeCat
2025-02-18 09:56:17 +0000 UTCAnd I kinda understand, I would too if I was playing the game(tried once and we gave up at the king manl, it's stupidly hard.
The Dude
2025-02-15 23:47:45 +0000 UTCThey even cheated a ton too
sybillium4
2025-02-15 21:13:37 +0000 UTCThey clearly did that fight too early
The Dude
2025-02-12 01:20:57 +0000 UTCA Slamball reference in the year 2025, I am now transcendent.
Josh Christopher
2025-02-10 19:28:22 +0000 UTCWill is a cursed player and I'm uncomfortable with how many times Anthony laughed like Seth Rogan lol
Yaaasssexual
2025-02-10 14:49:29 +0000 UTCThese are too funny for me to focus on work
Shoshitake Takeyani
2025-02-10 12:49:31 +0000 UTCNeed more
Brandon Chiott
2025-02-09 20:37:12 +0000 UTCOnyx the Fortuitous was born into the settlement
DankLord420
2025-02-07 18:15:34 +0000 UTCJEFF IS STRONG
Jeff Burns
2025-02-07 17:25:21 +0000 UTCBeth deserves some credit for the "warp of the taint" comment. That was solid word play lol
Invader Jimm
2025-02-07 03:44:10 +0000 UTCCan’t believe more people didn’t react to the Zaphod Beeblebrox joke about two heads. This series is awesome!
Frank Mete
2025-02-06 18:26:07 +0000 UTCYay. Fantastic!
Nicolas Heidtbrink
2025-02-05 12:46:46 +0000 UTC"Grubhub gave up christendom so he could pound puss" I'm literally dieing. And I didn't think this would be one of the last things I heard. Jesus christ was that funny.
Kai
2025-02-05 10:28:44 +0000 UTCI heard the Beeblebrox ref and was very happy
Matt Bond
2025-02-04 19:05:50 +0000 UTCWhen I was in highschool, we had "tombstone Tuesdays" where we'd watch Tombstone and eat a Tombstone pizza
the Dungeon Maxter
2025-02-04 17:07:24 +0000 UTCSon of a bitch, I was so excited for a character named Cain!
Cain Porter
2025-02-04 16:27:23 +0000 UTCYou really see matt is a father, when he just casually reacts to calm will down when he goes "CLICKY-CLICK"
JeboyHidde
2025-02-04 15:57:23 +0000 UTCyou dont roll trauma for event damage
Rayopaw
2025-02-04 13:52:55 +0000 UTCAnother stellar installment 😁 KDM's system of folks dying ta the whim of the dice never disappoints
Caleb Jud
2025-02-04 00:25:59 +0000 UTCKingdom Dad Monster with a season2 reference. Nice.
Andrew
2025-02-03 19:56:02 +0000 UTCWait! Where is DreamWorks face? 😂
Emily Leith
2025-02-03 17:07:49 +0000 UTCi do not get sick of matt tacking "of the emperor" onto all the body part titles
Jasper Hulme
2025-02-03 16:23:01 +0000 UTCOh, there was absolutely no excuse for how unpleasant that crunching sound effect was when the rib was broken. Excellent job (and also shame on you), sound designer.
Claire Wilson
2025-02-03 10:52:06 +0000 UTCIf anyone has any questions about sounding, hmu
Aubry Tucker
2025-02-03 06:50:56 +0000 UTCPatreon subs named Brayden unite against the heresy, there has to be at least 3 of us
Brayden
2025-02-02 23:16:24 +0000 UTCJfc, Beth fucking hitting me with fucking slamball out of left field. Making me feel old as fuck
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
2025-02-02 22:54:16 +0000 UTCYesssss!
Hayden Daniels
2025-02-02 19:58:08 +0000 UTC“Who else got head?” “Me 😔”
Sunny K
2025-02-02 16:28:10 +0000 UTCWho else got head?
Tommy Plumley
2025-02-02 16:21:58 +0000 UTCThe rules Dad in me was devastated that Beth and everyone forgot her "deranged face" modifier that was giving her +1 survival and +1 insanity each first wound she made, which would have let her survive the last round and other dmg. But I would never, and we cannot change Beth. Now show us that face swap photo that distracted you lol.
Chris
2025-02-02 05:44:46 +0000 UTCIt was so good and no one laughed :(
SonOfABoofo
2025-02-02 05:04:40 +0000 UTCHere’s a few suggestions: For cooperative play: Pandemic, Hanabi, The Game For 2 people: Backgammon, Chess, Checkers Not too complicated and good for a group: We’re Doomed, Camel Up, Kingdomino, Settlers of Catan, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne, Exploding Kittens
Running Ryden
2025-02-01 21:54:15 +0000 UTC*sunday morning walking into church after having to pause this ep.* Be praised, be praised
Leo Hall
2025-02-01 21:39:28 +0000 UTCPLEASE POST THE BETH BOSS BABY FACE
scotty s
2025-02-01 17:55:11 +0000 UTCThem finding space marine poop means that he basically was pushing along looking for something to kill and had to stop to angrily drop a grumpy before stomping off again.
scott m
2025-02-01 17:08:37 +0000 UTCThey might have clipped out a line when Freddie read Finale, but it has an if/else clause that Freddie didn’t read out loud. The if causes a roll which generally gives you pretty decent equipment.
J.S.
2025-02-01 16:36:39 +0000 UTCI don’t think Beth’s two tiered dunk on nerds with, “They’re my favorite maze runner,” was fully appreciated. This is a tragedy as she really burned the boys 😂❤️
Ralph
2025-02-01 16:27:16 +0000 UTCI feel seen knowing that Will also gets 7/11 pizza
That Damn Millennial
2025-02-01 08:02:46 +0000 UTCmatt continuing to kill it with the mini painting
Ali martins
2025-02-01 07:45:27 +0000 UTCYesssss KDM is baaaack
Adrian Fonseca
2025-02-01 06:42:55 +0000 UTC"I'm not touching that dice again" she's beginning to believe Beth May, Pro Gamer is really getting into the TTRPG scene
DankLord420
2025-02-01 05:57:29 +0000 UTCAnthony, amazing Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference!!
Rachel Dyer
2025-02-01 00:36:48 +0000 UTCWills Powerpuff Girls reference at the end was so fucking funny and out of nowhere. i loved that. 1:28:13
Silent H
2025-01-31 23:36:27 +0000 UTCI love u kdm ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Katy
2025-01-31 23:23:43 +0000 UTCI absolutely adore this series. It’s so chaotic and the lore is batshit and makes me laugh a crap ton
Griffin Miller
2025-01-31 22:53:55 +0000 UTCCan we get beth’s face swap in the description pretty please
Goob Scootley
2025-01-31 22:18:33 +0000 UTCIt came without mercy 😈
Orla
2025-01-31 20:53:44 +0000 UTCYou can't investigate your droppings and consume them too!
Aaron W
2025-01-31 20:31:30 +0000 UTCJeff… dude… Freddy, I think you know what needs to be done. The dude abides.
Gurpgork Baksheesh
2025-01-31 20:18:30 +0000 UTCMy Patreon prayers were answered! So happy KDM is back ! 🖤
taylor tm
2025-01-31 20:11:44 +0000 UTCHells yeah, the ultimate crossover!
Giacomo Boni
2025-01-31 20:06:43 +0000 UTCIdk why but, “ya on YOUR algorithm” really got me
Khylam
2025-01-31 19:50:13 +0000 UTCYES I have been waiting, I’m so happy thank you guys
Creekie05
2025-01-31 19:46:29 +0000 UTCLook into the grub hub vers The lore around Salad Woman is insane. Love you Grub Hub
Whisper
2025-01-31 19:34:44 +0000 UTCGreat hitchhikers reference Anthony
Nathan Sharpe
2025-01-31 18:54:20 +0000 UTCAppreciate the immaculate conception call out
Gurpgork Baksheesh
2025-01-31 18:31:41 +0000 UTCJust the episode I needed!
MooliciousMD
2025-01-31 17:51:43 +0000 UTCBeth, if you see this, I want you to know that I heard your "Hoel" line in there, and it fucking killed me and I am bummed that no one else responded to it in real time.
Ethan Corey
2025-01-31 17:50:12 +0000 UTCUp on the feed now let's goooooooo
Nicholas Yutzy
2025-01-31 17:46:50 +0000 UTCBest merch I've ever got was for this seires
DMAN
2025-01-31 17:42:40 +0000 UTCThis is not showing up on my podcast addict app. Hopefully it shows up soon as it's easier to listen through that feed versus through patron. So excited for a new ep! My favorite side stories yall have done so far!
Nicholas Yutzy
2025-01-31 17:42:26 +0000 UTCStop the presses a new kingdom death monster episode!
MikeBellZombie
2025-01-31 17:41:31 +0000 UTCI appreciate the Maneater reference will, I see you
ADoubleEgg
2025-01-31 17:41:01 +0000 UTCOh goody!
Tom Pence
2025-01-31 17:39:21 +0000 UTCLETS GOOO
Thomas Jones
2025-01-31 17:38:19 +0000 UTCDice forge is a great board game, highly sugest
ADoubleEgg
2025-01-31 17:32:16 +0000 UTCI just caught up with this show yesterday while working. I’m so happy to have a new one.
scott m
2025-01-31 17:29:44 +0000 UTCGood release timing
Max Z
2025-01-31 17:29:11 +0000 UTCYES I WAS SO WORRIED YALL WERE GOING TO STOP THIS :)))
Craig Beshears
2025-01-31 17:29:04 +0000 UTCYour play through of games has inspired me to get back to the simple joys in life. My partner and I have been working on puzzles (thanks Anthony) to help bond, de-stress, and help reduce anxiety. I've also been trying to do game nights with my siblings. Any recommendations for board games? My partner and I have been enjoying king of Tokyo (origins) and I'm going to be getting The Resistance for sibling game night.
J.C.Animus
2025-01-31 17:25:25 +0000 UTCOh. My. Goodness. I am so ready.
Garrett Dunning
2025-01-31 17:24:30 +0000 UTCLegit just got my Kingdom Dad Monster Shirt two days ago xD
DamianDameron
2025-01-31 17:23:39 +0000 UTCI can't wait for the daily dose of chaos!!!
Octavia MacIsaac
2025-01-31 17:22:54 +0000 UTCSo damn excited to listen to this after worm 🥳🥳🥳
Tasonder Vindel
2025-01-31 17:22:36 +0000 UTCthe perfect surprise to see when refreshing my patreon feed… thank you 🙏🏼 let’s kill this fuckin guy
Zo Perry
2025-01-31 17:20:41 +0000 UTCWooooooooo!
Brett Simmons
2025-01-31 17:20:41 +0000 UTCYeahhhhhhh
Tucker Perry
2025-01-31 17:18:59 +0000 UTCBABE WAKE UP KINGDOM DADMONSTER JUST DROPPED
Savon Thompson
2025-01-31 17:18:57 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOO
Alexander Church
2025-01-31 17:18:45 +0000 UTCIt's been 82 years... worth the wait LFG
Scott
2025-01-31 17:17:13 +0000 UTCThank you for saving me from cleaning in silence KDM 🙌
Gerry Lewis
2025-01-31 17:15:32 +0000 UTCLETS GO ANOTHER KINGDOM DEATH MONSTER
Smidazzle
2025-01-31 17:07:11 +0000 UTC
