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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 8 - Kingdom Dadhammer

A messiah has been born from the loins of Woke Campus and Femalien!

This new miracle child shall lead his flock on Nad Pod’s most dangerous quest yet - investigate a mysterious object that fell from the sky and crashed in the outskirts of their lantern lands.

Well, it’s not very mysterious as we already said it was a Space Marine. And to be clear, this is only a cross-over in terms of the dads were too fickle and bored to fight the same monster again (despite it being PART OF THE GAME) and wanted to fight something I had already painted. So we idiotically said we would fight a space marine. So here we are.

Though I’m never one to shy from showing off my cool paint jobs. This is a Adeptus Astartes Judiciar, painted in the colors of the Salamander chapter. I thought his drip fit well the best for the KDM aesthetic. 

So while we are using my Warhammer mini, the rules I am using are from a KDM Boss called the Manhunter, shown below -
So you see. A gun, a big swinging weapon. More or less a human. Seems to be as close to a space marine as you can get in KDM.

And next episode, we will be back to the normal KDM campaign goodness as we fight what is considered the hardest Nemesis in the game. The King’s Man.
 Good chance we will all die…

[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 8 - Kingdom Dadhammer
[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 8 - Kingdom Dadhammer [Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 8 - Kingdom Dadhammer

Comments

"Nobody give 30 silver to Grubhub" lmao 😭

Haven

I thought the kills all future kids would effect the ones already alive. But i guess they did not have any past children and i also guess it doesn't effect the new ones either because people can have kids solo in this?

Yoka

Playing Space Marine 2 and listening to this at the same time is surreal xD

Garrett Dunning

Not that it matters now but my biggest gripe with this episode was Matt having Beth reroll the monsters roll for no reason. It ended up being a waste and would have drastically changed the direction of this series. Her character would've gone on to kill the marine and live on into the next episode and future ones potentially. I feel her disappointment

Noot noot nerd

Maybe I would still be Christian if the Apostles were named shit like Boofo di Beppo.

Marissa Y

Beth’s “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to come across the way that I am” was a little too relatable 🥲

nico dubs

Few episodes ago will made the “throw me a freakin bone” reference and no one noticed. Today Beth stole that joke and said it louder

Michael H

Beth's comment of "the first ho-el" is my new favorite line.

Jordin Ann

I need Freddy to play Stewie Griffin in the Dadpod Family Guy TTRPG!

Dag Swaniels

The warhammer figure looks doooope!

Justin Govas

Sorry… no it’s 100.

Tieng

I know this is pointed out below, but I’m putting to the top of the list - double zeroes on the 100 percentile and d10 is 10.

Tony Loch

What is Freddie's voice for Jeff from? Sounds like they all know it.

Jack Buckley

We were promised the picture of Beth! I wanna see

Astrid v G

We also called it a "Slam Book" in Utah. Though, oddly enough it wasn't just mean things. It could just be anything. Thankfully I wasn't ever cool or popular so my page was full of literal question marks. I did write in it but only recall writing good things on my friend's pages.

VaJayla

ohhhhhhhhh

JayeCat

Freddie was not suppose to roll. They misread the “Failed Start” card. They initially thought Freddie’s character suffered a Brain TRAUMA, which forces a roll (which killed Freddie’s character with a 2). After rereading the card, they determined it was Brain DAMAGE, which just lowers insanity and does not force a roll.

Running Ryden

Sliding that intro music from KDM to Dadhammer to (somehow) Christmas was so slick and well executed! Awesome job, Ester!

Running Ryden

wait where's the pic of Beth face swapping!

JayeCat

wait so did Freddy not die just cuz the group didn't want that to happen cuz it was too dumb? or was he like, not supposed to roll and therefore they had to go back and do it properly and a different event happened? I can't tell

JayeCat

lol I know it's a joke but John is just the englishization of Yochanan (which does sound very middle eastern indeed)

JayeCat

y'all this is seriously my favourite bonus content ever I hope it never ends

JayeCat

damn that intro was AMAZING

JayeCat

And I kinda understand, I would too if I was playing the game(tried once and we gave up at the king manl, it's stupidly hard.

The Dude

They even cheated a ton too

sybillium4

They clearly did that fight too early

The Dude

A Slamball reference in the year 2025, I am now transcendent.

Josh Christopher

Will is a cursed player and I'm uncomfortable with how many times Anthony laughed like Seth Rogan lol

Yaaasssexual

These are too funny for me to focus on work

Shoshitake Takeyani

Need more

Brandon Chiott

Onyx the Fortuitous was born into the settlement

DankLord420

JEFF IS STRONG

Jeff Burns

Beth deserves some credit for the "warp of the taint" comment. That was solid word play lol

Invader Jimm

Can’t believe more people didn’t react to the Zaphod Beeblebrox joke about two heads. This series is awesome!

Frank Mete

Yay. Fantastic!

Nicolas Heidtbrink

"Grubhub gave up christendom so he could pound puss" I'm literally dieing. And I didn't think this would be one of the last things I heard. Jesus christ was that funny.

Kai

I heard the Beeblebrox ref and was very happy

Matt Bond

When I was in highschool, we had "tombstone Tuesdays" where we'd watch Tombstone and eat a Tombstone pizza

the Dungeon Maxter

Son of a bitch, I was so excited for a character named Cain!

Cain Porter

You really see matt is a father, when he just casually reacts to calm will down when he goes "CLICKY-CLICK"

JeboyHidde

you dont roll trauma for event damage

Rayopaw

Another stellar installment 😁 KDM's system of folks dying ta the whim of the dice never disappoints

Caleb Jud

Kingdom Dad Monster with a season2 reference. Nice.

Andrew

Wait! Where is DreamWorks face? 😂

Emily Leith

i do not get sick of matt tacking "of the emperor" onto all the body part titles

Jasper Hulme

Oh, there was absolutely no excuse for how unpleasant that crunching sound effect was when the rib was broken. Excellent job (and also shame on you), sound designer.

Claire Wilson

If anyone has any questions about sounding, hmu

Aubry Tucker

Patreon subs named Brayden unite against the heresy, there has to be at least 3 of us

Brayden

Jfc, Beth fucking hitting me with fucking slamball out of left field. Making me feel old as fuck

Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin

Yesssss!

Hayden Daniels

“Who else got head?” “Me 😔”

Sunny K

Who else got head?

Tommy Plumley

The rules Dad in me was devastated that Beth and everyone forgot her "deranged face" modifier that was giving her +1 survival and +1 insanity each first wound she made, which would have let her survive the last round and other dmg. But I would never, and we cannot change Beth. Now show us that face swap photo that distracted you lol.

Chris

It was so good and no one laughed :(

SonOfABoofo

Here’s a few suggestions: For cooperative play: Pandemic, Hanabi, The Game For 2 people: Backgammon, Chess, Checkers Not too complicated and good for a group: We’re Doomed, Camel Up, Kingdomino, Settlers of Catan, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne, Exploding Kittens

Running Ryden

*sunday morning walking into church after having to pause this ep.* Be praised, be praised

Leo Hall

PLEASE POST THE BETH BOSS BABY FACE

scotty s

Them finding space marine poop means that he basically was pushing along looking for something to kill and had to stop to angrily drop a grumpy before stomping off again.

scott m

They might have clipped out a line when Freddie read Finale, but it has an if/else clause that Freddie didn’t read out loud. The if causes a roll which generally gives you pretty decent equipment.

J.S.

I don’t think Beth’s two tiered dunk on nerds with, “They’re my favorite maze runner,” was fully appreciated. This is a tragedy as she really burned the boys 😂❤️

Ralph

I feel seen knowing that Will also gets 7/11 pizza

That Damn Millennial

matt continuing to kill it with the mini painting

Ali martins

Yesssss KDM is baaaack

Adrian Fonseca

"I'm not touching that dice again" she's beginning to believe Beth May, Pro Gamer is really getting into the TTRPG scene

DankLord420

Anthony, amazing Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference!!

Rachel Dyer

Wills Powerpuff Girls reference at the end was so fucking funny and out of nowhere. i loved that. 1:28:13

Silent H

I love u kdm ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Katy

I absolutely adore this series. It’s so chaotic and the lore is batshit and makes me laugh a crap ton

Griffin Miller

Can we get beth’s face swap in the description pretty please

Goob Scootley

It came without mercy 😈

Orla

You can't investigate your droppings and consume them too!

Aaron W

Jeff… dude… Freddy, I think you know what needs to be done. The dude abides.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

My Patreon prayers were answered! So happy KDM is back ! 🖤

taylor tm

Hells yeah, the ultimate crossover!

Giacomo Boni

Idk why but, “ya on YOUR algorithm” really got me

Khylam

YES I have been waiting, I’m so happy thank you guys

Creekie05

Look into the grub hub vers The lore around Salad Woman is insane. Love you Grub Hub

Whisper

Great hitchhikers reference Anthony

Nathan Sharpe

Appreciate the immaculate conception call out

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Just the episode I needed!

MooliciousMD

Beth, if you see this, I want you to know that I heard your "Hoel" line in there, and it fucking killed me and I am bummed that no one else responded to it in real time.

Ethan Corey

Up on the feed now let's goooooooo

Nicholas Yutzy

Best merch I've ever got was for this seires

DMAN

This is not showing up on my podcast addict app. Hopefully it shows up soon as it's easier to listen through that feed versus through patron. So excited for a new ep! My favorite side stories yall have done so far!

Nicholas Yutzy

Stop the presses a new kingdom death monster episode!

MikeBellZombie

I appreciate the Maneater reference will, I see you

ADoubleEgg

Oh goody!

Tom Pence

LETS GOOO

Thomas Jones

Dice forge is a great board game, highly sugest

ADoubleEgg

I just caught up with this show yesterday while working. I’m so happy to have a new one.

scott m

Good release timing

Max Z

YES I WAS SO WORRIED YALL WERE GOING TO STOP THIS :)))

Craig Beshears

Your play through of games has inspired me to get back to the simple joys in life. My partner and I have been working on puzzles (thanks Anthony) to help bond, de-stress, and help reduce anxiety. I've also been trying to do game nights with my siblings. Any recommendations for board games? My partner and I have been enjoying king of Tokyo (origins) and I'm going to be getting The Resistance for sibling game night.

J.C.Animus

Oh. My. Goodness. I am so ready.

Garrett Dunning

Legit just got my Kingdom Dad Monster Shirt two days ago xD

DamianDameron

I can't wait for the daily dose of chaos!!!

Octavia MacIsaac

So damn excited to listen to this after worm 🥳🥳🥳

Tasonder Vindel

the perfect surprise to see when refreshing my patreon feed… thank you 🙏🏼 let’s kill this fuckin guy

Zo Perry

Wooooooooo!

Brett Simmons

Yeahhhhhhh

Tucker Perry

BABE WAKE UP KINGDOM DADMONSTER JUST DROPPED

Savon Thompson

LETS GOOOO

Alexander Church

It's been 82 years... worth the wait LFG

Scott

Thank you for saving me from cleaning in silence KDM 🙌

Gerry Lewis

LETS GO ANOTHER KINGDOM DEATH MONSTER

Smidazzle


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