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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 7 - Age of the Phoenix

After a devastating loss to the butcher, NadPod had a relatively simple year, hunting another gorm, and not losing a single survivor.

 
The successful hunting party that brought down the Gorm consisted of five of NadPod’s best: Jiminy Christmas (last of the Boofo line), Babe (who speaks from his brain like Powder, from the movie Powder), Joker Baby (still reeling from the failure of his sequel), Legs Benedict (fan fiction extraordinaire) and Sweet James (the only lawyer in town).

And now those five shall pursue the owner of a mysterious iridescent feather - the Phoenix.

Here is a photo of the Phoenix. This is not my Dark Phoenix. We recently moved into a new recording space and all my miniatures are packed up. I will update this post with pictures of my beautiful baby on Monday.


Also, here is a picture of sculpt of the Phoenix’s butt with hands coming out. Unpainted of course. Don’t worry. I will update this with an image of my painted butt hands.

[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 7 - Age of the Phoenix
[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 7 - Age of the Phoenix [Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 7 - Age of the Phoenix

Comments

Dead pool turns to camera and says “Babe.” I lost my s#%t

Craig Merrick

This game is so disgusting and I love it but I cannot name a single person I’d play this game with

corundum liqueur

Who else listened to this episode and saw that the newest one they only had 1 person left. How did things go so downhill for the glorious NadPod

Boofo, Hero Of The Hunt

Calling THE BEST Mario Kart the worst and then comparing it to the gameboy Mario Karts is a huge dishonor on Double Dash, how dare 😂

LoserTreeBoy

Poor will this game just don't like him

the chompie man

I have always defended Freddie. But I was eating when he dropped the ziplock joke and for the first time I hated Freddie

Nolan

If you track the data, Beth’s rolls are consistently like weirdly good across this entire KDM campaign. Not every time, but like weirdly regularly.

Nolan

Will carries tf out of this series but he just keeps catching L’s also I hate babe joke makes me want to die

Michael H

Are you going to ever add a photo of your phoenix?? I need to see your paint hob

caesar tovar

Wait wait. Didn't they literally get the clan of death thing from Babe dying???

Justthingstbh

What?!?? 😲 A wild twist I did not see coming!

Jeremy Mong

"we got to cum on dude" Will

Andrew Worthington

“I was raised in the trenches!” Same, Beth, and we love you for it

Kaylin Creason

love these monsters, looking forward to the painted butt hands if that's still on the table

Serenity4Jane

MORE

Dergon

I am literally so excited for the next part

Craig Beshears

As someone who lives close to Chandler I will argue that Mesa is way worse 😂

Hyrule Hermit

I don’t know how relevant this is but boofo prime and Paul had babe as their baby, so babe was part of boofo lineage. Then he had ride share amigo. I truly believe now rose share amigo is now definitely the last of the Boofo line. (Unless you count babepool as a reincarnation of Babe then he too would be boofo blood, but he was born of woke campus and femalien, so it doesn’t really count) but this means Ride Share Amigo is great grandson of Boofo hero of the hunt.

caesar tovar

Help! I subbed this Patreon finally for this bonus content and now it’s overrrrr! Please we need more episodes

anna kjemhus

I NEED A NEW EPISODE !!!

Martin Flores

The femalien video essay would actually make bank

Night1172

Its so quiet after the episode ends for some reason

meep beep

But...but..you said next week

Joseph Baltimore

Why did Will say that 31 is the devils number? In turkish culture 31 is wanking

Ömer Iron

Currently it’s 3 he has lost: Daddy Mama Screaming antelope defeater Dr. Gess

caesar tovar

Delighted by Will singing For Unto Us for a second there

Haven

💜

Shortbus Thug

I hate you.

Bramblin’ Man

It might be the concept having a name that confused the MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN and not the concept itself.

David ortega

LISAN AL-GAIB! PRAISE BABEPOOL

David ortega

“You drink your meat through a straw” what is a penis but a meat straw?

Shortbus Thug

Did I interpret it incorrectly or when Anthony read the “death” card when they sacrificed BABE? Didn’t it say that they got the story event “clan of death” then? So technically they already had it when they were doing the innovations? So they should get an extra innovation then, right?

Robert Murillo

dude, why are you here?

dickaxe

how had no one else heard of this??

Megan Arsenault

Literally was trying not to piss my pant laughing on my way home from the coffee shop. The plot just keeps thickening!

Oliver Fulayter

I'd say it's better than the dumpster fire that's season 2 for sure

sybillium4

Haha Beth's references to hurt/comfort fics is so spot on.

dickaxe

Definitely wondering if the way they roll and say nine is a whole CR throwback 😂

dickaxe

Well, it doesn’t matter now.

Bramblin’ Man

I am dying of laughter after hearing the ending crossover

Golden_Grim

That'll do Babe, that'll do

Russell Brandon

As someone who live in San diego for almost 50 years I am envious of that weird character

Garth Hansen

Gotta love Matt's ability to discard Anthony's character name

Garth Hansen

Will has a character die every episode, right?

PuppyCrusher

Babe 2: Deadpool in the City is honestly joke of the ep 😂 (Also who doesn't know Hurt/Comfort fic?! Beth I'm so here for you!!)

Emma Coulthurst

It’s Jimothee Christmas, not Jiminy, please Matt I’m begging 😭

zortcaster

I really like season 3 tho

Thomas Jones

loving all the will zingers !! lolling out loud

marsopa

Did they do ya'll right?

Justin Govas

I love Beth's joke later on when he revealed it saying "This feels like playing with toys in the bath" which just hit so hard

Justin Govas

This show is better the season 3

Yoka

feel like if Will hadn’t broke that figure…

Joshua Panter

I was also raised in the trenches of FanFiction.net but I also fought in the trenches of Quizilla

Alexandra Grilli

Next time, Beth, when they are confused about a joke you made, you should just pretend you didn't hear them and continue the joke for 2 minutes like everyone at the table should know what you're talking about.

Alexandra Grilli

Ty for defending my fav mariokart game against your own criticism matt. Lol

Jonathan Goddard

nooo matt doom only makes it so you cant use survival while the attack is happening. you made that turn so much harder than what it had to be ;-;

Rayopaw

Damn. I hate waiting for the next KDM. More bonus content please 🙏

LuckyBear

I went back to hear it again!!

Jasper Hulme

Technically that means Femalien is the product of immaculate conception. She is the true messiah.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

I still think it's so funny that their settlement name is naddpod

Christopher Anselmi

Beth they talked over your Zoolander Joke but we Heard it. We Heard it.

Brady Hill

I started catching up with everything starting in the first week of November (for absolutely no reason in particular like existential dread, for example) it's been a great source of joy. Thanks guys.

Chris

This adventure really brought new meaning to the concept of genestealers

Marcel Cabato

just listening to my fave podcast as i start my day, having some breakfast matt arnold: and the putrid sphincter explodes *squelch* (that’s on me, i should know better)

Maggie Millar

Absolutely loving this series. Already listened to to the first 6 episodes twice. Quick note, I believe they got plan/clan of death when Babe walked out into the void so when they picked that development they doubled up. Maybe they can just change it for the shrine before the next hunt?

Matthew Cowras

Beth explaining hurt/comfort fanfics to the others was something I never knew I needed

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

i love when you guys do an episode of this

Darin Duryee

Couple more big rules mistakes: 1. Spiral age gives you the benefit of the hunt xp during the showdown. 2. You can’t spend survival during a Trap/when doomed

Matt

Damn they fucked will up this episode. Free my boy

Benjamin Sabourin

Wait they're hunting a Space Marine? 😂 Sounds like Matt just wants to throw in pre painted models

Bradley Barfoot

New career goal unlocked: soft core p0rn movie night with my coworkers

Ashley Marion Biehl

Will has the absolute worst luck with survivors, and Beth teaching the boys about Hurt/Comfort fics was so great

Yaaasssexual

As a San Diegan, I appreciate the representation

FrozenUncrustable

Kingdom Dadhammer????

Pedro Machado Figueira

It’s gonna be like Game of Thrones soon enough, there will be plotting exiled Boofos, secret Boofos, false Boofo pretenders, diluted-blood Boofos attempting to sieze power.

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Phoenix: *kills Sweet James’s future children by destroying her genitals* Sweet James: “Orbson, masturbate into me and we’ll have a baby.” Me on 1st listen: “I see no issues with this.” Me on 2nd listen: “Wait a sec…”

Running Ryden

Shoutout to Esther for giving us the femalien chatter

Ethan

This game has the most comedicly timed use of the word "doomed"

Halophyte

This game hates Will so much and it's incredibly funny!

The Overthinker

The return of the king! I am so glad there is a new episode

Justin Ruzeck

Dadhammer next week lets goo!!!

Adrian

Agreed 100%, you really conveyed your point concisely and knowledgeably.

I hate Italians

BABE

Adrian

The dads having a common fic format explained to them was not on my bingo board

Connor Millar

Sort of random but Matt can I get some marvel snap deckbuilding tips? I’m a new competitive player but I can’t find the right deck.

I hate Italians

You're attacking the gloriously soft stoma- ZA WAAARUDOOOO

Drake Nuzzo

TRAP: “you thought it was Phoenix but it was me DIO!”

cody putensen

What if kingdom dad monster takes place in the warp?

PuppyCrusher

They are so so so very dead though unless we find out this has been a tribe of ORCs the entire time....

Caleb Jay

You miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're Sweet James

Hamish Pearce

yessss I missed dad monster!!! [spoilers but] I'm kinda hoping for a crossover rather than a combining of the serieses [cuz I love them seperately] but the twist still took me out

Jasper Hulme

There was great irony in Matt attacking from 2 away when in truth the entire episode Babe was only 1 away.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

The orb and sword are pondered no more.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

I'm so happy Beth broke the boys with the mention of Hurt/Comfort fics! Solidarity, sis! Fanfics were life!

Kuko Creations

FYI, Babe Muad’ib and Rideshare Amigo still have Boofo blood in their veins, so the line hasn’t died out yet! Edit: Well, Rideshare Amigo is at least. Edit: Nevermind, Babe and Rideshare both (kind of)!

Ray Matford

I was so happy to see another episode!!!! Was worried it was done after last episode

mike garcia

I LOVE THIS SERIES THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS TODAY IT'S GENUINELY JUST GIVEN ME A BIG PUCK ME UP <3

Reqi (Rekki)

It wouldn’t be a DnDads show if they stuck to the rules of the game. Can’t wait for the next one.

Rogzilla

jesus this is raw funny. There’s plenty of genuine frustration going on here lmao and they use it for good 👍

Alb the Builder

Dandadan opening

Drake Nuzzo

Esther at the end of this episode, almost apologizing for the Femalien talk literally made me laugh hard enough to annoy my dog. Just such deadpan, “Enjoy the chuckle fucks vamping for 3 minutes.” 😂😂❤️

Ralph

Soulfull Celebration reference! 🎉

Molord

This one was so good! Best pun episode alone haha

Noelle Bartley

Yaaaas it is back baby

Worlds Nerdiest Strongman

these have so much lore at this point that I'm gonna wait until the series is done to binge it in one haha

Haven

Love dad monster, why was this episode so slapstick? Did they just get back from touring? They don’t normally interrupt each other so much or at least not when Matt is trying to say what happens or Matt not listening to what someone’s character was doing.

Werefire

I thought babe couldn’t use the axe anymore? He got a disorder

Manuel Cordova

Further proof that Freddie is fine not having a therapist is him not knowing what hurt/comfort fic is

Ashley Marion Biehl

The Babe saga was an emotional Rollercoaster I wasn't aware I needed.

Gauge Adkins

I LOVE THIS SERIES PLEASE DO MORE.. MORE MORE MORE

MeatPriest

This episode made me laugh so hard, keep them coming guys.

Jones

Keep em coming. Love the crunching! Love the gameplay

Nicolas Heidtbrink

I love this

Thomas Jones

This is the most Epic cross over from the Dads.

Michael B

Loved that Phoenix and Chandler joke 🤣🤣

Ranger Bradley

Freaking Matt being so mean to Will, LEAVE HIM ALONE HES TRYING HIS BEST 😂

Alex Suciu

this is my favorite bonus show so far hands down

Mr_00Stain

Fuck yes! Just what I needed today!

Charles C.C. Fox

Love this series!!

Alice Huntt

Matt laughing for 5 straight minutes as Freddy rips on the miniatures really got me

Wil Nichols

*Deadpool looks at camera* “What is this, a crossover episode?!”

Cree

"Put the Ribbon in the Tome" is my favorite Danny Kaye patter song.

Eric Willey

Can’t believe Beth and Anthony just made a Chandler AZ joke (I live there)

Lauren

To live in their innocence they do not know the pain ahead

Chaos_

I’m so excited for this episode. This is the first thing I listen to when I became a Patreon member and binged the whole series.

LavaQ

I spoke too soon

Drake Duce

Yay!!! I'm so glad for another episode of this!! Anthony's scream of "Nooooooooooo" when Deadpool changed his name killed me

Kate Johnson

LETS GOOOOOO

smol lapdog

Justice for Beth’s Zoolander reference that no one acknowledged!

Emma Davis

Congrats Will!

Drake Duce

The Freddy miniature riff had me wheezing

I hate Italians

Peak is back

Ace Hutson

OMG I've been waiting so long! Lol

Robert Kitchen

I woke up this morning, with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable.

BT Bishop

Matt shouldn’t have done destroy armor (on himself) since Freddie got a crit on the beak. Phoenix is a hunt most people recommend you skip, almost no upgrades for gear and extremely random abilities and auto-kills (a la Freddie dying). You can get a New Game+ where the Phoenix rewinds time all the way to the beginning.

J.S.

I'm surprised I've never heard of Femalien.

Keith Robinson

Hooray!

Tom Pence

Does Wills special armor fix their genitals

Lander Darby

Love a extended Freddy rant

Thaddeus Pinakiewicz

Yeah. Its not mine. Its similar in tone. And to be honest, mine is nowhere near that good. I painted the Phoenix... 7 years ago? But its still pretty cool. No Gorm though. I've learned a lot since then.

Matthew Arnold

That’s not his he said he’d post it on monday

caesar tovar

Yessss

caesar tovar

We're back baby!

Alex 9j

So excited to listen to this! I've been wanting another episode!

Dani Brooks

THANK YOU! I have a hour and a half drive today and I thought I was going to go insane

Alex Da San Martino

cant escape lin manuel

Colby Wood

I love the names so much 😂

Octavia MacIsaac

The paint job on that Pheonix is absolutely insane Matt!!! You killed it!! Also am so excited for this episode

TwoJayZees

It's back! Orb be praised! Sword pondering people don't @ me

Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin

Omg it’s back im so happy

Chace

Love me some Phoenix butthole hands. Didn’t know I needed that psychic damage today

SynapticWyrm

also beth makes my fanfiction-to-lj-to-dw dwelling ass feel so seen. I discovered dndads thru journal rp, it all comes full squircle

dog pockets

Omg omg omg omg! New Kingdom Death Monster!!!!!! Could not hit play fast enough.

AutumnFacts

WWOOOOOOOOOOO

Zack Bochman

I'd like to thank Beth for making the Chandler joke rather than picking on Tucson. 😂

Matty G

I am so hyped

Adrian Fonseca

🗿🗿🗿

I hate Italians

We’ve been graced with another KDM!!! Rejoice!!

Jmp098

Holy crud, odd to say I know but I've had a rough month and this made me tear up a little to see. How are these dinguses going to kill eachother this time!

Hydra465

IVE WAITED SO LONG

Timmy

Best thing that could happen while I'm 7 hours into coding, this just bought me another 1:46:55

Firelord6663

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy

IVE WAITED SO LONG LETS GO

ADoubleEgg

Best thing that could’ve happened today

Tyler Ferguson

New KDM Im finna bust 😩

RobFireSword

Let’s gooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO

Beck

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rogzilla

This is the only thing I live for!

Mike Scheu

YESSS WE ARE SO BACK

Zo Perry

Who else was like ...ohhh??? Now you have my attention 😍

Andie Azure

The woo I just wooted!

Quito Ollero

the only thing I would immediately pause a 13 hour bionicle lore video for

dog pockets

Holy shit yes

Sam Squarek

My partner is out of town this weekend, I'm listening to this tonight on the TELEVISION!!!

Casey Francis Alger

It's between sooooo long

Cristian Reyes

OH THANK GOD

Orla

NEW EPISODE BABY!!!!

Jacob Minnis

Time to quote Adam Sandler “I’m gonna cuuuum.”

David Janssen

ITS BACK

Bubba

Finally ✊✊✊✊!!!

Tydgie

I just relitsened to this yesterday

Connor Kelly

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

John _69_

It's finally hereee!!

Hansel

This is awesome

Connor Kelly

I was just wondering this morning when we would be graced with the new ep!!

Jill Klatt

Oh my gaaaaawd! This is my favorite series!

Brett Simmons


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