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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole

Kelsey, Trudy and Francis discover the shocking secret origin of Project Heartland! Meanwhile Tony shrinks from the challenge.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Violence Towards Children.

[No Ads] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole
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I think it would've been amusing if Tony wished to turn back into a cat

Jye Hampton

“There are often many right answers but that doesn’t mean there are no wrong answers.” - Kelsey Grammar 👌🏼

Nolan

jurassic world is NOTTT better than jurassic park 😭

Athena Cloud

This is my second listen through (y’all keep me so focused while working! Ty!!) and at this point in the season the first time I was soooo frustrated with Tony but Matt saying “let me ask you something as a friend” was so fckn funny and this second time thru has been nothing but laughs. I love this system and story sm.

Ko Cortex

MBIC of the crew going on a ghost hunt when?

ADoubleEgg

Will said to “absorb water “ right before saying “absorb water and minerals”

mandy

or even America, Army, Activities

Arnar

It is simple, all info can be listed under A for America

Arnar

. I'm mm my

Drclaw

j. 3u

Drclaw

Goat blooper

Joel Kent

That joke slid in so subtly in the background, I had to go back and relisten to make sure I had actually heard that right

dickaxe

Girl with a pearl necklace 😂😂😂 oh my god my abdomen hurts from laughing

dickaxe

I love this podcast, but God damnit it's confusing this season...

Ida Jonsson

I just wanna no who did the ‘please please no’ and then that perfect scream around 11:42

Keith Rodriguez

When Kelsey punched the shambler I was waiting for the quote 'welcome to Earth' from Independence Day. 😅

Dugald Macdougall

Damnit Anthony! He reminded me of my least favorite word when they were talking about Gerald's game 🤢

Nora Hopeless

To answer Matt’s questions at 1:34:48, Archivist (also you shouldn’t handle materials with white gloves you reduce tactile sensitivity)

Ac3sH1gh

#KillTony

Chris Winnek

KILL. TONY. 😂

Chris Winnek

I would pay to watch a production of the cast doing an actual ghost hunt in a haunted location

Devin

Yeah I thought he would go full Druid wild shape.

Staten Island Jimmy

Probably. But, you can head over to Maxton’s Bandcamp page and buy the song right now (for a price you specify)! https://maxtonwaller.bandcamp.com/track/a-hole-in-the-stars

Running Ryden

Tony should've turned back into a cat. Smaller and lands on his feet with minimal damage

Millyburn

White gloves actually do more damage to historical books, so they’re not really used in archives anymore. So Kelsey was right. Conservation does indeed start with C

Jenny Robinson

I fully imagined his leg casts got stuck,

Dj Travioli

I mean he tried to kill a kid this episode soooooo I would say he’s pretty bad

Lucy Schalz

They really are. Sure Tony's not the greatest person but they don't have to be so mean

Tiny

They are being so mean to Tony.

Alexander Vazquez

I feel like Matt's the main character this season in a very effortless way, and without diminshing any other player. I felt the same way about Will in the first season, and Beth in the second. This just keeps getting better, I feel like I'm starving between episodes lately!

Nancybabich

Are we going to have to wait until close of season to get 'A Hole in the Stars' posted to Spotify like the rest of the tunes? I cannot overstate how hard Maxton popped off with this one and I need it on every playlist.

Samuels Siblings

As a ninth grader I got everything wrong :)

Isis

Great episode

Patrick T

And then he turns back into a man on his friends 50th birthday!

barry blue jeans

You should have had Tony roll luck to see which room he fell into

Luna Luna

Thank you!

ShannyKrik

This episode is one of the best so far! Been laughing so hard I couldn’t keep myself standing! 😂 How do they become better and better all the time?! These guys are amazing! Love you!❤️

David Resoluth

Beth, how are we feeling about the new Why? album?

Smattenhove

It make sense why Tucker works at "inventor." The Trout house could be connected through their basement.

KayTissleeping

Would like to point out that handling books with gloves is actually worse than just bare hands that are clean and dry

Om_Patel

Matt says, "If Poison Ivy is at the Empire State Building then who's on her Chaturbate?"

Cristian Reyes

as a Nebraska resident it always catches me off guard when you bring it up

Himbo

Does anyone else mike lagoobrian from meet the Robinsons. The man in the bowler hat if you will

Creekie05

I literally did a spit take when Will described the rat climbing up the shaft and Freddie said "HOW?"

Holland Engele

Yo I wanna hear more Ghost Bros!!

L1bbe

I wonder if that's what Will had set up for him! But maybe Will thought of something better hahah

Talia B.E.

I am also completely lost

Talia B.E.

Love Freddie, can't relisten to the body horror lol

KingerWasHere

No freddie, not 1d6+1d3. 1d6+3

Drednot

Hmm so the 3rd reich contacted eldritch horrors...Anybody else want a Scam Likely sabotaging the german war effort side story?

Halophyte

Apparently they were just riffing a bunch of batman stuff and that's how that came about

TwoJayZees

I want to go so badly to the show in Berlin 😭

Fey001

Chatterbate is a camgirl site where models stream videos of them stripping, and the thing Matt said I think is from the perspective of Batman realizing he hasn't been watching poison ivy strip implying clay face snuck into poison Ivy's lair, put on her skimpy outfit, logged onto her chatterbate and started stripping

Shane Lee

What does it mean?

ShannyKrik

Can someone explain the poison ivy chaterbate joke?

ShannyKrik

I thought I was still on the uncuts during that intro

Luna Luna

Funniest fucking intro guys

Oliver

every time its been freddie’s fault tbh, will let him use magic powers and his solution was to become unstuck so he could fall headfirst 😭 then he rolled to zerp hitpoints and became unconscious… while in the building full of evil cultists. what else would have happened to him besides what will did?

Andrew

he rounded

Andrew

Is it a reference to something?

Alex

Looking forward to the Dublin crowd's reaction if Freddie lumps it in with the UK like he does in the outro...

Jimothy

A what now ?

Astro Ray

All the 5th graders listening to this finally getting a few references

Wade Wilson

I cannot believe that Beth missed the opportunity when Trudy went insane to revert into Cheezoid

DungeonBrat

Anthony’s little “NOBODY expects the - “ ….

ShannyKrik

Loving the bonus art lately. Such a cool addition to each episode.

Austin Robinson

damnit

Devin Willie

I swore Tony was going to turn back into a cat so he could be small and land on his feet

Fairly_Fairy

The Buzzfeed Unsolved parody in the intro lmaooo

Miguel Angel Pena

Aah, I can't hear or understand neither Matt or Anthony in the after credits blooper! Anthony's laugh is the best though. Such pure joy.

Chris Iron

As a junior in college majoring in horticulture production and minoring in plant pathology. I'm obsessed with the mispronunciation of phloem. Good job on the quiz!

Lika Valair

I inch closer to my predictions coming true….

Seth

I don't know how I didn't see that ending coming, like duh, but I completely forgot about it!!

Laeticia

Matt.....1 inch is not 10% of 1 foot....there are 12 inches in a foot.....1" is 8.33% of 1 foot

Marc Wasserman

Came here to say this ahahaha

Madison

Cant believe Will is edging us with killing Tony

CopperKnight

Hey Will, I love you and you’re doing great! But this is now the third time you’ve given ways out to Freddy, just to fuck him over in the next scene.. if you want Tony Colette to die, just say so, instead of trying to make the dice be the bad guy😬

MaddoxJesus

Yes!!! I had the same thought. You know that fact about them where they die if they fall 6-7 stories but land on their feet if it's 1-5 or greater than 8?? It was something like that. Something about air resistance kicking in. It's like the perfect pedantic freddy fact to this air vent situation.

Halophyte

YES "I WAS OUTTT!!!!! NNNYYAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH" lives rent free in my head

Halophyte

This cell wall bullshit again I had to spend 5 thousand dollars taking microbiology AGAIN because 5% of my grade was 1 exam question asking what would happen if you injected the wrong blood type into a dog and my answer was completely correct except I said cell wall instead of plasma membrane. Taking it a 2nd time with a new professor, during lecture he REGULARLY referred to the PLASMA MEMBRANE as a CELL WALL because we are COLLOQUIAL CREATURES GODDAMMIT

Halophyte

JOSEPH JOSEPH ABRAMS? THIS IS THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE OTHER SEASONS?

Ace Hutson

This is exactly the kind of pulpy fun I was hoping for from this season! Best episode so far

Nathan Breeden

I would listen to an entire season of Ghost Bros. that was so good I got like angry

dog pockets

Where is my 40k special…. I’m waiting Matt >:(

Barf Drinker

Just finished the episode. I really like this season

Thomas Jones

This is the absolute best intro! Spot on rendition of a c grade ghost hunter tv show.

Bob Thomas

Will Tony Collette the whole episode come up with something creative is such great dming 🔥🔥

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

I also just envision Tony as one of those clearly fake limp bodies in movies.

Jared Knight

Ill add it here. One of the questions is weong. Dna codes for mRNA which in turn gets translated into a protein. If you answered DNA codes for a protein even in 9th grade youd get it wrong (at least for my HS)

mateo P

Hell yeah fuck u guys my degree actually means smth

mateo P

I really like the additional drawings per episode.

Jared Knight

Once again an absolute banger dads

Jamie Burke

So excited for the Beth dm one shot!

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

I absolutely love how everyone else is having an adventure and piecing together that’s going on, meanwhile Tony is just always on deaths door in some random ass area.

Christopher Campbell

tony should have turned into a cat

Nick Morrison

I loved the little quiz

Thomas Jones

The intro has me cackling! Give brig Ghost Adventures vibes

KatWarlock

That is the damn funniest blooper outro I've ever heard out of this show it caught me completely by surprise I just about choked on my own spit

Shane Lee

Thank you! I thought I was losing my mind as I sat there thinking; 'Wait whut? ...no?'

Xyta Midnyte

The blooper made me cry laugh and my coworkers thought something was wrong 😂😂

Matthew Moore

I was so excited with my bio degree to know more than u guys and combines u knew it all (i have not finished the sequence)

mateo P

Never thought I'd grow tired of Freddy ending each episode in mortal peril lol

Noah Fields

Another rat friend for a freddie character? Id have two nickels

mateo P

The Batman and Alfred bit made me die laughing hehehe

Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse

How don’t know how good rats are at climbing, but I have seen a squirrel scale the side of a flat concrete building with no visible handholds, straight up about 120ft, and onto the roof. I would imagine of a squirrel can do that then a rat could probably scale the inside of a vent

Brandon Curtis

The next episode comes out on my birthday ^.^

Andie

Truly love this episode guys! Great work to everyone, and Will is doing a fantastic job of running Call of Cthulhu! Love your work! 💜💜💜

Sinful Melody

I love Tony, but I keep hoping they’ll kill him off and Freddy can play Kelsey’s dead brother or something

Luna Umber

Did Will forget that the Group is a bunch of nerds? And that Beth was Valedictorian of her HS?? Of COURSE they were gonna ace that Bio quiz lol. Google shouldn't have even been an option

Erick

I tried to listen while falling asleep last night and the intro is the perfect mix or kinda creepy to a chuckle at the end

Arowe

That blooper is why I love this group 🤣🤣

Cody Thompson

God that blooper had me rolling!!!!

Fixed 211

"I can't give her the pearl necklace like I want" ANTHONY OMG-

Elsa (Ness)

Hansel, gretel, a robot, and the man-cat that refuses to die

Connor Reemts

Yo why is Doug here? 😂

Chantelle Black

Apologies, but I am professionally obligated to say that the white gloves when handling a rare book thing is almost always untrue. If you wear gloves you lose a lot of sensation in your fingertips, and are more likely to accidentally rip a page because you can't feel the paper starting to tear. Wash (with soap) and dry your hands before handling to get rid of the oil on your skin, and forget the gloves. Thank you for listening to my pedantic white glove rare books PSA.

Eric Willey

I don't get the blooper, but I'm glad they had fun.

Xwelldo

Okay update I got distracted and wrote a song about the episode and now it's 3:30 am but I'm back

Daisy Terry

Was so excited to listen to this episode on my way home from teaching high schoolers all day to forget that half of the country thinks I’m an idiot trying to indoctrinate their kids. And then Matt. I listened to true crime instead lol

Anna

Side note, I am loving these longer length episodes!

Molly Sorensen

Anthony loves characters like Grant that worry they may be sociopathic in some capacity. Not a complaint, just an observation

Kyle Oldham

Occult nazi shit is always fucking excellent. Hellboy reference soon please

Namedafterabook

Ah I see this is one of those James=Santiago situations. Thx got it 🙏

Mmmbop

That’s actually just the Spanish form of William. So you could call the director of Pan’s Labyrinth “Bill del Toro”. 🤪

Rogzilla

One of the best intros you've ever done.

Bishibosh44

I am waiting for the “I WAS FUCKING OUT ANTHONY!!” for Tony. You know it’s coming.

Rogzilla

Please Will I'm begging you to bring the ogs back cookie is better than any other character in this show

Daisy Terry

Holy shit is Arlo like a cyborg dog evolved from the same kind as fetch quest or am I tripping? Smell?? Very fast???

Daisy Terry

Glenn prison vibes

Namedafterabook

Sorry for shouting I was hungry

Daisy Terry

I really need them to remember they can push rolls. I feel like that's such a big part of this game that they just keep ignoring

Patrick Morris

I have said it a million times and I will say it again Matt mvp holy shit

Collin Hoepf

Ok but I’m kinda waiting for Tony to finally die…

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

AND THE INTRO?? FUCK YEAH LIFE IS FUCKING GREAT

Daisy Terry

HELL YEAH NEW EPISODE AFTER I FORGOT WHAT A FUCKING TREAT BRO I LOVE YOU GUYS

Daisy Terry

THE INTRO fucking incredible holy shit

Mize

Great to episode! Can’t wait to listen to the Peach Pit on this one

MancerMancer

Freddy's ability to unfuck a situation, and then re-fuck a situation by trying to unfuck what was already unfucked, second to none. Never change Freddy.

The Overthinker

THERE BE TREASURE!!!!!

Goomply

So was Will's middle name that got bleeped out in a previous episode actually Guillermo?

Mmmbop

Why does Pennywise!Tony have an Irish accent?

Ashley Marion Biehl

Still waiting for a “Trudy gets her wires crossed” peachy fact joke

Beck

This episode is so long I’m so excited to listen

Beck

27 minutes in, praying for a resolution to the multi-episode split party.

Devin Willie

The sound design in that into tho 🤌 but it was Will’s voice saying “sus” that really sold the whole YouTuber ghost hunter character 😂

Cianan

I love Beth's new Harried-Podcaster character she plays in the intro. Recognizable by the catchphrase "hey, fuck you, man"

Halophyte

We really gotta find a punctuation mark for this Tony thing.

Rargona

Okay but who else wants an entire YouTube series of the daddies ghost hunting now….

Louis Frohock

“10% of a foot is an inch” he said, confidently.

Adam Lalik

Remember, Tony has a Heart of Gold, y’all.

J.S.

Easily a top 3 all time blooper at the end

Ethan

Damn that twist though

Noah Fields

Love the art for the episode!

Boñes

10% of a foot is not an inch Matt

Charlie

Does this mean Reggie had a kid while in high school?

Tony Swagman

Yessss long episode ❤️🔥❤️🔥💰

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Always impressed by the sound design.

james carter

i love the official art for episodes! is this something that you guys are gonna keep doing?

joah asher

My god I love this season

AIELIF

THE FUCKING LORE IN THIS EPISODE?!?! Godamn Will is killing this season. So excited to see where this season goes

ADoubleEgg

Omg so happy the episode is 2hrs long! I just need more daddies always

TwoJayZees

Losing it at the intro bit, you guys really nailed the paranormal YouTuber vibes

I don't know man

I’m only 22 mins in and already this is like one of the funniest episodes

GhostBrod

As a Nebraskan I feel so proud being represented in this season

ChooChooCharlie

Love this episode of Francis with his two moms and also a guy getting lubricated with blood to escape an airshaft

AshAmed08

I love you Tony you got this

RayneCloudMC

Loving the cover art for this episode it is amazing Trudy is so creepy I love it

Bone Family Creations

Anthony as a player is so good. He is ready for ANYTHING.

Matty Major

yAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS MORE AAAAAAAAAAAART aag

Noah Fields

Lets go daddies!👏👏👏👏👏

chris Mcgrew

long episode at work lfg

Colby Wood

I love soda

The Coolest Dude Dave

2 hours? Sick

Nathan Sharpe

legit so invested in that intro

FusRohNahSon

Me: I’m just gonna check on dungeons and daddies but I don’t think there’s a new ep the ep: *dropped right then and there*

Riley Primus

Let’s gooo! So excited

Stephen Heffernan

Let's gooooooo

Christopher lacomba

Yeyyy, long episode🤭🤭🤭

AshAmed08

Hell yeah 👍

Hunter Gullickson


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