[The Peach Pit] S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me
Added 2024-08-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
The Dad Crew sits down to talk about the latest episode of season three! They get into Matt's lucky dice, what would have happened if Kelsey had lost the boxing match, Will's nerves around finally playing Shane, and Matt's inexplicable salt and pepper memory.
Plus, Anthony unpacks Francis' show-stopping scene in the bathroom, they answer some questions, and talk through a few new movies everyone has seen.
I have a kids book recommendation Will/Matt! The story of the little mole who went in search of whodunit
It’s about a mole who gets shat on the head ❤️
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBeWvtXJ-4I
Gem Addison
2025-08-07 10:30:16 +0000 UTC
Little late to the punch on this one but Deadpool and Wolverine is my favorite movie so it’s so funny that 2 of y’all didn’t like it…and one fng despised it
Jack Schauer
2025-07-29 23:33:39 +0000 UTC
Gd the fng rat dog
Nolan
2025-07-08 03:12:55 +0000 UTC
Fredrick is one of my favorite books from when I was a kid. It’s an old one!!!
Maggie Southern
2025-05-30 21:57:06 +0000 UTC
Thank you for the Fable 2 callout, that's all I was thinking in that section
Josh Bohrer
2025-04-20 01:08:21 +0000 UTC
Absolutely this, but also “nic cage being nic cage” is hardly even a criticism. Cage’s wild performance almost always caters to the absurdity of the film and makes it 10x better. My favorite example of this is Color Out of Space.
VicksVapo_Rub
2024-12-09 17:12:03 +0000 UTC
Idk what it says about me that i loved "scary stories to tell in the dark" like I rented it from the library often in elementary school. We did have a German childrens book called "Der Struwwelpeter" and some of those stories freaked me out. especially the story where the boy gets his thumbs cut off.
J.C.Animus
2024-11-06 22:29:11 +0000 UTC
Love when Anthony throws in Hey Riddle Riddle tid bits!! (Insert pig orgasm noise here)
Marilyn Papet
2024-10-21 01:31:00 +0000 UTC
I loved the Deadpool movie I was laughing all the way through
Taylor Johnson
2024-10-17 13:42:32 +0000 UTC
Sick fable reference Will 🤙. I also hope they don't butcher the new one
Worm Wizard
2024-09-18 15:48:46 +0000 UTC
This was probably one of my favorite episodes ever. The boxing mechanics were especially interesting to me. Keep it up lads.
Plamen Stoyanov
2024-09-14 11:16:15 +0000 UTC
ngl anthony including his disclaimer behind the paywall is very funny to me
Shel B Kennas now 1st fav sprite girl. Triss hard seltzer, more like PISS hard seltzer. Congrats Tanner Wolffe Fam
2024-09-09 19:29:31 +0000 UTC
This weekend I had to sift through a sack (about 20lbs) of organic uk grown chickpeas, removing chickpea sized stones. So actually i think Matt was referring to me.
Sam Hart
2024-08-31 17:21:35 +0000 UTC
I enjoy these show after the show talks immensely! Getting to know a bit about you all makes the show so much better! Love you guys!
David Resoluth
2024-08-29 13:32:32 +0000 UTC
This weird hate for Deadpool is strange considering this podcast is the same exact premise.
Dr Giggles
2024-08-25 22:34:13 +0000 UTC
Will please don’t attribute journey to the west as Deadpool and Wolverine Jesus😂😂
ReacT Renegade
2024-08-23 15:28:56 +0000 UTC
When I taught high school creative writing one of the assignments I gave to the students was to make a children’s book and I would read I Want My Hat Back to them as an example. Now I read it to my own kids. Great taste from Will!
Nicholas Troyer
2024-08-22 20:12:56 +0000 UTC
So what I learned with you guys and movies: don’t bring Beth May, Anothny is fun, Will is fun if you’re fun, and let Matt and Freddy pick the movie
Luna Luna
2024-08-22 14:21:39 +0000 UTC
I'm so sorry Beth couldn't let herself enjoy Deadpool and wolverine.
Mario Guerra
2024-08-22 11:17:05 +0000 UTC
Also, THE HONDA ODYSSEY
Matt Bond
2024-08-22 07:30:27 +0000 UTC
I could literally listen to you all discuss movies and media ALL DAY
Matt Bond
2024-08-22 07:29:14 +0000 UTC
IKR
james L
2024-08-19 03:32:06 +0000 UTC
That Ender Wiggins deep cut was so good. Props Anthony for that call
Ben Willey
2024-08-15 16:04:36 +0000 UTC
The movie was basically a two hour honda oddessy ad lol i cant believe they didnt comment on it
Six Corrigan
2024-08-14 14:20:20 +0000 UTC
I just wanted them to comment on the HONDA ODDESSY!! i wanted them to acknowledge they did it first! That movie was a long ass odessy ad! How did they NOT comment on that???
Six Corrigan
2024-08-14 14:19:14 +0000 UTC
there's this story my religion teacher told us when I was 7 I want to know if this sounds familiar to anyone or if I. alone with my trauma TW ANIMAL CRUELTY:
a boy lives on the street with his little sister and mom, the sister starts feeding some of the little food they have to a stray cat (I think the cat bites off someone's toe) and the boy gets so mad he goes out to find the cat and slams it on the ice until it dies 7 times.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THIS??
Laeticia
2024-08-14 14:16:47 +0000 UTC
Thanks Beth I was in an absolutely terrible mood and you made me lol on the train with your take on deadpool.
Maximum S Labrador
2024-08-13 18:27:17 +0000 UTC
That's fair - your point itself makes sense! I also don't like when people say that people shouldn't enjoy things.
Nexas
2024-08-13 14:54:09 +0000 UTC
There were moments where Beth said Will and Anthony should not have enjoyed it that thinking back I may have blown out of proportion but I still stand by my point
Quantum OFZENTRIX
2024-08-13 09:40:31 +0000 UTC
not towards anthony at all bc i’ve seen others say it but “it’s just nic cage doing nic cage shit” is my least favorite criticism of longlegs. feels like a skill issue, you put him in a box as an actor and use that instead of making actual criticisms about his performance
the slunch
2024-08-13 02:07:58 +0000 UTC
Maclunky was a storybreak episode
Hayden
2024-08-12 22:56:35 +0000 UTC
I don't know, it sounded like she just didn't like the movie and said this one in particular she didn't enjoy. They didn't say anything about how people should dislike all Marvel movies, just that they're bored by them.
Nexas
2024-08-12 20:48:36 +0000 UTC
what really irritates me about people who dislike marvel is when they say no one should enjoy them. Beth and Freddy are welcome to dislike Deadpool and Wolverine and any other Marvel movie they want, people are allowed to have different tastes. don't say that people aren't allowed to like them though. not all marvel movies are great yeah but a lot of them are fun and there is no franchise that exists where every single film or episode is amazing constantly.
Quantum OFZENTRIX
2024-08-12 16:34:09 +0000 UTC
I gotchu Freddy. Journey to the West bangs.
Wholesomethot
2024-08-12 14:41:50 +0000 UTC
Idk I think it’s a bit much to want to unsubscribe because someone has a different opinion on a film to you? But totally agree with you on D&D - love this podcast too :)
Erin
2024-08-12 14:21:49 +0000 UTC
The ender Wiggin reference? Beautiful
dndaddict
2024-08-12 11:03:56 +0000 UTC
I think Freddy would want me to call them out, so here I go. There is no such thing as the Monte Carlo Distribution. You're thinking of the Gaussian Distribution
Carlos
2024-08-11 16:01:47 +0000 UTC
Salt and sugar, maybe, is a chemistry lesson(in good schools, haha) to show that, while both are water soluble, the sugar alone will dissolve in alcohol, leaving the salt suspended to be collected by filtration.
David Garza
2024-08-10 21:22:17 +0000 UTC
https://homework.study.com/explanation/if-you-have-a-mixture-of-sugar-and-salt-how-could-you-separate-the-two.html
David Garza
2024-08-10 21:19:20 +0000 UTC
I LOVE the dumb phone life! I deleted all social media apps from my phone, and if I need something in particular from an app, I have to go over to my desktop to go to my browser and look. It’s very annoying. I even put my phone on silent mode for hours during the day. I did this “for a week” to get a palette cleanser and that was 4 years ago. Just do it for a day or two. Even that is refreshing.
Edit: I still have a new iPhone. I use it for my email, texts, normal stuff, etc. I am a stay at home mom with two young kids, it’s possible.
Satan in Spanx
2024-08-09 17:05:36 +0000 UTC
Mine too!!! 🐁
Rebecca DeStefano
2024-08-09 16:48:11 +0000 UTC
I wanna get a tattoo of Frederick 😂 the moral is that art and artists have value
Rebecca DeStefano
2024-08-09 16:47:02 +0000 UTC
That's it. An Odyssey is in the movie.
Darryl Holiday II
2024-08-09 02:54:12 +0000 UTC
Beth's detest of this movie is surprising. This movie had so much heart and soul and a great story. It was way overhyped but it was still good and enjoyable.
Darryl Holiday II
2024-08-09 02:48:47 +0000 UTC
Im relistening to Story Break right now and just passed Macklunky! Again
Great to hear them bring it up here
DankLord420
2024-08-09 00:38:21 +0000 UTC
fun to see beth call the lead of longlegs who was clearly massively autistic and not hiding it fragile.
Brandon Scott Robertson
2024-08-08 22:36:28 +0000 UTC
GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUESOME KIDS! different book but the stories sound similar
Lienisaur
2024-08-08 20:17:14 +0000 UTC
Scary stories to tell in the dark has been animated if I'm correct. I have this vivid memory watching stop motion fucked up stories. I'll try and remember the name
Lienisaur
2024-08-08 20:15:04 +0000 UTC
It’s crazy to think I started listening to this when I was a sophomore in high school, and now I’m in my first week of college
Leif
2024-08-08 16:35:25 +0000 UTC
Don’t see why Beth and Freddie didn’t like Deadpool. It was hilarious. But it’s okay, everyone has to be wrong sometimes.
Kyle Dawson
2024-08-08 15:36:12 +0000 UTC
I love when will does the riff at the start it’s what I look forward to every time peach pit
John _69_
2024-08-08 14:17:21 +0000 UTC
The macklunkey conversation was one of the funniest things I've heard 😂
Devin
2024-08-08 04:26:35 +0000 UTC
Listening to this at my dnb job right now would be so funny to watch someone waste that much money one a game that doesn't give tickets
Elijah Chavis
2024-08-08 03:15:37 +0000 UTC
That’s what I thought of lol and I had a religious upbringing
Funkmasta B
2024-08-08 02:22:34 +0000 UTC
I could be 1000% wrong cause I’ve never watched Deadpool lol but on tumblr there are posts about a white Honda Odyssey being in the movie
petra
2024-08-08 01:42:30 +0000 UTC
Ester’s sound editing has just been blowing me out of the park. Taking a more audio drama turn with this season has been sooooooo good. Already loved the podcast , now I’m just floored.
Chel Ether
2024-08-08 01:39:16 +0000 UTC
I’d watch Beth fuck up a Dave and Buster
Wholesomethot
2024-08-07 23:49:16 +0000 UTC
They don’t like Marvel movies. They’re part of the crowd that trashes them and thinks they’re all soulless products when in reality they don’t watch them cause they’re popular and don’t realize a lot of them are really damn good movies. Just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s bad, and not liking it doesn’t make you an interesting person or better than the people who enjoy em.
Alex
2024-08-07 23:04:56 +0000 UTC
I remember the youth group lesson of pepper in a bowl of water and dropping dish soap in it to push the pepper and a metaphor for Jesus cleaning souls or something
Stone Rocket
2024-08-07 22:25:19 +0000 UTC
Can someone explain the Deadpool thing, is there a reference in the movie to something in the podcast?
Braxton Justice
2024-08-07 21:59:14 +0000 UTC
I believe this is where Matt may have heard his Salt and Pepper is hard to separate Quote https://youtu.be/PktVccqbn7s?si=lZz8ssASM_dnT7To&t=58 (It is from an episode of New Girl)
Its Pug
2024-08-07 21:47:07 +0000 UTC
i love how Freddie knows so much random shit lol. like he just randomly knows about gambling twitch lmao
liam morin
2024-08-07 21:40:45 +0000 UTC
i hope anthony and will know that the scene in the bathroom truly disturbed me. incredible work and acting from both of them
liam morin
2024-08-07 21:36:47 +0000 UTC
Cannot wait for DadHammer
FriesischeKuh
2024-08-07 21:05:08 +0000 UTC
My friend and I immediately clocked the ‘Salt and Pepper’ metaphor as a thing we were taught in abstinence sex Ed. Basically once you have sex you can’t ‘un-mix the salt and pepper’ so you should wait until marriage 😂 literally trauma unlocked hahaha
AniBoBoni
2024-08-07 21:02:51 +0000 UTC
Your right that pic was from Deadpool 1
Wade Wilson
2024-08-07 20:37:16 +0000 UTC
It’s baffled me how the lesson Hollywood seemed to take from the “women only get cast as one-dimensional love interests” complaint was to remove love stories from blockbusters entirely. One of my biggest issues with the MCU was that they are completely romance-less.
We want romance! Love stories are great! It’s the “one-dimensional” part of the equation that’s the problem.
Give women roles. Make us fully-realized characters with plot agency. Give us more story functions than just falling in love or being a macguffin.
Lastly, let us write more movies, dagnabbit.
Lula Hiigel
2024-08-07 20:28:51 +0000 UTC
I don’t understand why you would have that opinion, given your avatar. Please explain.
Lula Hiigel
2024-08-07 20:18:45 +0000 UTC
If you’re on iOS, you can use the Screen Time restrictions to block Safari & the App Store. Then you can still have access to essential apps like Maps and Banking stuff, but eliminate all the social media apps and your web browser. Highly recommend if you wanna go halfway toward a dumb phone.
Lula Hiigel
2024-08-07 20:02:06 +0000 UTC
I think it's a generational issue with Beth's poopy movie opinions. Lmao 🤣 Longlegs/ Twisters good, DW bad? Yeah, okay Beth..
ChamorroJesus671
2024-08-07 19:28:06 +0000 UTC
I loved Deadpool and Wolverine for what it was a comedy love letter to the Fox movies of the 90s.
Jason Garrett
2024-08-07 18:56:49 +0000 UTC
Could you do a short recap at the beginning of these of the episode and intro? Would be very helpful to have a refresher since these are a week after the episodes releases
Jeff Sorenson
2024-08-07 18:50:37 +0000 UTC
I think it's called "keep your hands off eizouken" it's a pretty good anime
Brianna E
2024-08-07 18:20:41 +0000 UTC
never related more to beth when multiple friends hype you up saying "hell yeah love yourself" and u response with a half hearted "yep"
FusRohNahSon
2024-08-07 18:14:04 +0000 UTC
It might just not be for them, or at least in the context it's presented in. Like I love Jazz music (Jizz music too) but there are many jazz and jizz performers that I don't like listening to. Probably a similar case here
Jacob James
2024-08-07 17:43:17 +0000 UTC
For a good children's book I'd recommend Bea Wolf (a retelling of Beowulf for kids) by Zach Weinersmith. I also like The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle: The Thing Beneath the Bed by Patrick Rothfus, but it's really more for adults than for children.
Andrew W
2024-08-07 17:42:49 +0000 UTC
I think it was "Keep your hands off Eizouken"
Joey Good
2024-08-07 17:27:21 +0000 UTC
Somehow I am not at all surprised Will is a Prarie home companion fan. Been forever since I though about that show
ADoubleEgg
2024-08-07 16:22:39 +0000 UTC
What gets me is when this group talks about the MCU (especially Matt), it comes across so artsy-fartsy but then their podcast is "poo-poo, pee-pee". Like Beth hated D&W but made the joke "GuaCUMole" this episode 😂. I don't get it
Kingzley Sparkman
2024-08-07 16:00:20 +0000 UTC
I'd like to thank Will for unlocking the memory of them bringing a brain to my elementary school and our class later making a mold of jello in the shape of a brain and eating it. Deep deep locked memory rediscovered. Aaah.. Florida..
Kingzley Sparkman
2024-08-07 15:16:35 +0000 UTC
He probably likes the star Wars sequels
Wade Wilson
2024-08-07 14:38:26 +0000 UTC
Fuck I love this podcast, but geez did I almost unsubscribe after this, what was so wrong with deadpool and wolverine that it was so polarising to whole cast? I know it's just a movie bit fuck man, just have some fun
Adam Meaney
2024-08-07 14:37:59 +0000 UTC
I highly recommend “I Need a New Butt!” It’s fun for the caregiver and the child! :) also, anything vetted by children’s literacy initiative — they have great lists!
Priscilla
2024-08-07 14:34:59 +0000 UTC
As a parent of a 3 year-old, I almost cried at work bc Beth mentioned I Love You Forever
I Want My Name To Be Spaghetti
2024-08-07 14:24:42 +0000 UTC
To everyone who heard them say they lost the game, I have to inform you I too also lost the game and now so have you.
Saucey McBurgerpants
2024-08-07 14:03:43 +0000 UTC
So when you read the story behind I'll love you forever it makes it more tragic. It was written because they lost two children due to being stillborn. And knowing that I fucking ugly cry when I read it to my daughter. I'm not allowed to read it any more.
Larry Sims
2024-08-07 14:01:23 +0000 UTC
For a moment I thought this was IGN's office on how they review movies.
Joshua Morales
2024-08-07 13:47:07 +0000 UTC
I will not be convinced that Deadpool & Wolverine did not reference dungeons & daddies with the Honda Odyssey. But I will also not be convinced that not everyone listens to dungeons & daddies
Charlotte Fresia
2024-08-07 12:53:34 +0000 UTC
I didn’t like deadpool either
Thomas Jones
2024-08-07 12:45:39 +0000 UTC
I have the most vivid memory of 4th grade, where my female classmates forced me to listen to them read the red bump/spider.
Needless to say I still get worried when I get a shower with a bug bite/pimple 20 years later
Ellen H.
2024-08-07 11:49:31 +0000 UTC
Did anyone else feel like in Twisters, the male friend was interested in the main character but wasn't written awarded or they wimped out on making him a love interest for her.
jen Rogue
2024-08-07 11:36:54 +0000 UTC
"Fredrick" just sounds like the Adventure Time episode titled Bad Jubies
NicksBoredBakery
2024-08-07 11:12:41 +0000 UTC
I absolutely love how Will gets confidently every animal wrong in "Where's My Hat" (which is as fantastic as he says).
Also, as a dad that was inspired by Will to try the dumb phone lifestyle, I can say with confidence that the best option might be a Unihertz phone: fully functioning, fast smartphones with the latest version of android, all apps that you need, but so freakin' tiny that you don't use them just for fun.
Mr. N. Hacksaw
2024-08-07 10:14:28 +0000 UTC
Very random but does anyone remember will and Freddy talking about anime they love, they talked about one with three teenagers creating anime, they said it was really beautiful and I can’t remember the name
Henry Kraus
2024-08-07 09:31:51 +0000 UTC
Matt’s disgusting John Wick take almost did it for me.
Alex
2024-08-07 09:14:50 +0000 UTC
Ryan Reynolds really brings the movie home for me. Deadpool and wolverine was no masterpiece, but it was a good movie.
DankSgt.
2024-08-07 08:29:22 +0000 UTC
Deadpool and wolverine was the best movie of all time with a close second being the first Deadpool movie, almost unsubscribed
Wade Wilson
2024-08-07 07:50:13 +0000 UTC
Eeeeeh I can take or leave the Deadpool and Wolverine chat cause none of the crew are Marvel fans (although Anthony seems like the one who’s a little more into em). I thought it was pretty great and funny. Also, heard a little passive dig, “it’s not just another Shang-Chi” hey now, Shang-Chi was awesome.
Alex
2024-08-07 07:40:23 +0000 UTC
Off the friggin beat straight cummminnn.
ChamorroJesus671
2024-08-07 07:22:15 +0000 UTC
Salt & Pepper Parable: was anyone else thinking of: New Girl "the last wedding" where Winston knocks the salt into the pepper and then tries separating it, when explaining a foursome to Nick & Schmidt? Check it out! Easily found by YouTube search- new girl salt & pepper minute 1:30
Andrea Lynn
2024-08-07 07:09:44 +0000 UTC
Peach Pit week isn't complete until Will sings the intro
Mary Christmas
2024-08-07 07:07:42 +0000 UTC
The rent has to come due!
Andrea Lynn
2024-08-07 06:59:49 +0000 UTC
Francis is just Anthony getting revenge for 2 full campaigns of 5 footers and dick jokes 🤣
sean Urban
2024-08-07 06:57:42 +0000 UTC
Totally unlocked a memory for me, I also did numbers 1-6 for the UK lotto and got and UNIMAGINABLE amount of heat for the cashier from picking those numbers (I was 8, my mum was with me).
But get this, I won a tenner! I sat opposite that booth after school for DAYS waiting for her ugly mauve died hair and bad lipstick to come back on shift so I could claim my ticket. Do I think my mum encouraging me to gamble is bad, pfft no, would I do anything to chase that fucken rush again, absolutely.
FreshPrinceOfBenHare
2024-08-07 06:32:18 +0000 UTC
It's a well-known trope -- TV Tropes has a whole page on it, filed (fittingly) under "Impossible Task", with "Sorting a huge pile of grains and lentils in a single night (if you helped a wounded bird or ant earlier, it will call its friends to help you)" as a classical example of the trope.
There seems to be not one recorded instance of the things having to be separated are salt and pepper, though. (But I never went to Sunday school, so what do I know.)
Mr. N. Hacksaw
2024-08-07 06:12:41 +0000 UTC
Thank you Beth, I thought I was alone on that
Jett Schwan
2024-08-07 05:50:42 +0000 UTC
Okay damn since nobody else has apparently heard of it, I knew exactly what Matt was talking about- I honestly think I've heard of it in a couple of different fairytales I read as a kid: evil stepmother or gremlin etc tasks young girl with separating like... flour and sawdust. I can't remember the exact powders, it definitely wasn't salt and pepper.
It's supposed to be an impossible task- I remember one version where she works at it until the sun goes down and it's too dark to see, and then she has to differentiate it by taste (not sure how that works lmao) - and then she's crying and some ants take pity on her and solve it for her and the step gremlin is shocked to find 2 perfect piles in the morning
M W
2024-08-07 05:29:07 +0000 UTC
I enjoyed this episode, can't wait for the next one.
Pack Rat
2024-08-07 03:47:00 +0000 UTC
Will not knowing about twitch and gambling is crazy to me
Caroline
2024-08-07 03:08:50 +0000 UTC
My gf loves monkey king
mateo P
2024-08-07 02:16:37 +0000 UTC
I will not stand for the Fredrick slander lol that was my favorite book when I was 4
Rose
2024-08-07 02:15:17 +0000 UTC
I admit that on the second listen I noticed the teenagers being related to the season 2 cast but then thought I was wrong cause I'm also dumb
here to suffer
2024-08-07 02:08:27 +0000 UTC
i felt really understood in my enjoyment with deadpool & wolverine with what will said !! that's totally it; you can just feel the unbridled joy these people get from just making the film that you can't help but be a bit charmed by it all, even if you do feel a bit ahead of it as freddy said!
Paula A.
2024-08-07 01:58:52 +0000 UTC
Sticking out your gyatt for will campos
SonOfABoofo
2024-08-07 01:46:43 +0000 UTC
Listening to the "fresh brain" convo was very funny, because I work at a brain research lab, and I've been present for brain "processing" and our slack is full of pictures of *extremely* fresh brains 😬
xatlern
2024-08-07 00:22:46 +0000 UTC
Anthony chosing to not use a overpowered stat to improve the plot is a gigachad move
SonOfABoofo
2024-08-07 00:18:32 +0000 UTC
The closest we’ve ever come to civil war on the podcast
Jeff Burns
2024-08-06 23:42:24 +0000 UTC
My take away from this peachy pit is: castle doctrine allows you to eat your intruders as proven by goldilocks
Halophyte
2024-08-06 22:46:22 +0000 UTC
Let's gooooooo
Leon Schönberg
2024-08-06 22:15:26 +0000 UTC
Oh yes. Looking forward to this very very much. :) Thank you, guys. <3
Xyta Midnyte
2024-08-06 22:10:20 +0000 UTC
Lol
Jonathan York
2024-08-06 22:02:07 +0000 UTC
great episode
Joshua Johnso
2024-08-06 22:00:18 +0000 UTC