[No Ads] S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me
Added 2024-07-30 16:00:11 +0000 UTC
The Screams are reunited at last for Kelsey’s big boxing match!
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, violence against children, and body horror.
The intro of this episode sends me back to watching episodes of dragnet and adam-12 with my grandmother growing up!!! I love it so much y'all did a great job!
Jared Hadley
2025-06-21 01:09:12 +0000 UTC
Beth just described the porno I’ve been searching for my whole life
Emma Bell
2025-06-12 18:07:22 +0000 UTC
Triangle building like a Weinerschnitzel
Gabriel Becerra
2025-03-17 05:41:51 +0000 UTC
OMG Will sounds like Jordan Peterson when he plays that boxing mafiosi lady 😂😂
Bele
2025-02-16 13:05:40 +0000 UTC
Infinitely better than tyson vs paul
Tyler Cowell
2024-11-24 02:11:25 +0000 UTC
How they didn’t use Darkness On The Edge Of Town for this , I don’t know.
Steve Pickwell
2024-11-01 13:16:55 +0000 UTC
I recognize the fable from maybe elementary school? But I don't remember ><
Kazin504
2024-10-31 16:26:40 +0000 UTC
There is a triangle apartment building in the town where i live that cant keep tenants.
mandy
2024-10-04 13:54:51 +0000 UTC
There used to be a triangle-shaped restaurant in my city called Peter Pan (the front facade looked a bit like those pointy triangle cottages you see in wooded areas, but the back was a regular rectangle). It's been closed for the 11 years I've been living here, so Freddie/Tony is not wrong about them not doing well.
Kuko Creations
2024-09-29 18:27:12 +0000 UTC
"don't forget to use your survival points" omg anthony
dog pockets
2024-09-16 16:52:27 +0000 UTC
I know that in some Cinderella fables she has to pick up lentils from the ashes in order to go to the ball.
Mia E
2024-09-15 17:58:08 +0000 UTC
I know the doubling rice story... not the salt and pepper 😆
Charleen Lamphere
2024-09-13 21:56:53 +0000 UTC
My favorite intro so far 🔥
Charleen Lamphere
2024-09-13 20:25:35 +0000 UTC
Those poor pigs!
Jamie Santiago
2024-09-07 04:12:18 +0000 UTC
I heard Freddie singing “Trudy in the sky with Mothman” on my second listen and idk why but I’ve been laughing for a good ten minutes now..
Jamie Santiago
2024-09-07 03:54:46 +0000 UTC
I wish during the fight after a big hit Matt told Dakota “the bell doesn’t dismiss you… I do” THEN BOOM KNOCKOUT!
Hunter Dean
2024-09-02 16:58:39 +0000 UTC
It's very interesting that you can tell, which comedy media came out after the release of madame web
Justthingstbh
2024-08-28 07:31:10 +0000 UTC
Some say that lining your windows and doorway with salt will keep out spirits because they have to stop and count all of the grains before they can enter, and it takes so long that they can never finish before the sun comes up and the spirits have to go back to the spirit realm. Not exactly the same thing but very similar and actually practiced by people who still believe those type of things.
Laurie Dawn
2024-08-18 14:26:53 +0000 UTC
Matt has me crying this episode 😂🤣😂🤣
Bradley Stiers
2024-08-14 10:04:43 +0000 UTC
The "discombobulate" a la Robert Downey Jr. sent me lmaoo
Holland Engele
2024-08-13 16:59:33 +0000 UTC
Thank you! 🤣
Ida Jonsson
2024-08-12 19:08:23 +0000 UTC
For the salt and pepper thing, I don’t know a fable for it but I do know it was one of the first experiments we did in chemistry. To separate salt and pepper mix it all into water, get rid of the pepper from the water, and then you evaporate the water leaving the salt and pepper separate
Emma_G04
2024-08-12 16:18:51 +0000 UTC
I need a sticker of Trudy being held by mothman just like titanic
Allison
2024-08-09 18:19:03 +0000 UTC
salt and pepper sounds new to me but there is the german original of Cinderella where she has to separate dried peas and lensils, so that works too I guess
Laeticia
2024-08-09 13:45:37 +0000 UTC
I hadn't heard the newest Peach Pit ep yet. Just heard stay at home football player and billie holiday and went "wait whut...?" and had to backtrack to get them all :)
Caz Flip Smith
2024-08-07 23:25:02 +0000 UTC
Came here to explain the salt and pepper. Good work.
Ben Sokol
2024-08-07 22:00:13 +0000 UTC
will do haha, she actually introduced me to the show while they were like halfway through season 1. ive been hooked since
liam morin
2024-08-07 21:38:34 +0000 UTC
i totally didnt clock that until the peach pit, so good
liam morin
2024-08-07 21:37:21 +0000 UTC
I liked it when Dakota swallowed the ref
Peter Rice
2024-08-07 20:28:19 +0000 UTC
we going to talk about how the gang is basically the teens from season 2...? no? ok
Caz Flip Smith
2024-08-07 16:52:15 +0000 UTC
I think Matt combined the legend of fae creatures having to count every grain of salt spilled in front of them with the diner table riddle (dump both salt and pepper into a pile -if you are not a dick to service workers said pile is on a plate and not just straight on the table- , set the shakers next to each other, then tell someone there is an easy way to separate them. When they get frustrated and give up, move the shakers apart)
Sirensongs
2024-08-06 23:10:02 +0000 UTC
The separation of salt and pepper is a joke punishment in the food service industry, it used to be a joke to tell the new guys just like telling someone to go get blinker fluid for their car.
Cyber Rat
2024-08-06 21:30:09 +0000 UTC
What the dm doesn't remember is your leverage😂
Caleb Jay
2024-08-06 20:01:48 +0000 UTC
What the fuck kinda cats do beth have
ADoubleEgg
2024-08-06 18:56:21 +0000 UTC
I wish my mom listened to D&Dads. Please tell her she kicks ass from the Daddies community.
Bishibosh44
2024-08-06 18:30:31 +0000 UTC
Anthony is absolutely dedicated to show his campaign 2 players HOW to play the most fucked up teen possible
Pedro Machado Figueira
2024-08-06 15:08:49 +0000 UTC
Such a good episode
Ravilio .k
2024-08-06 05:58:41 +0000 UTC
Cinderella separate rice from ashes! It reminded me of that too. Salt and ashes could kind of look like salt and pepper, maybe?
A.G.E
2024-08-06 04:52:07 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I think Matt just went right ahead without even registering it.
Sara J Labor
2024-08-05 22:13:55 +0000 UTC
Tony did NOT bet on Kelsey 😂
Chris Winnek
2024-08-05 20:31:35 +0000 UTC
A great name for the 40K series would be "Daddeptus Militarum"
Can't wait to listen
Spasm Chasm
2024-08-05 18:50:14 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I'm honestly lucky I have family in northern Germany and can take time off in the middle of the week to travel the 9 hours from Austria but having a show in Munich for example would have been a day trip for me...
Caramelly
2024-08-05 17:24:13 +0000 UTC
Uh uh honey
Katie Summers
2024-08-05 16:06:56 +0000 UTC
🤣😂🤣 cats don't have corkscrew penises though, pigs and ducks do. Cats have backwards facing barbs on their penises. (Sometimes being an animal scientist means I get jettisoned out of media immersion for very niche reasons apparently 😂)
ETA: and if I just kept listening Beth corrects herself, lmao
Arielle
2024-08-05 11:47:09 +0000 UTC
To the great misfortune of everyone it is both
Jaime Timesamillion
2024-08-04 16:29:07 +0000 UTC
I hate that this episode makes me want to see Madame Web
Kay M. C.
2024-08-04 16:13:50 +0000 UTC
Tony collette would hate the anatomy of the neck
mateo P
2024-08-04 05:41:32 +0000 UTC
They better run better run faster than his gun
Khristian Idica
2024-08-04 01:29:30 +0000 UTC
I had no idea millhouse was Kelsey’s nephew i thought it was like a young boy in love with an older woman, or is it still that??
Sour Soap
2024-08-03 19:51:07 +0000 UTC
Francis really is pumping up some kicks rn
HolySihtBees__AA
2024-08-03 18:34:53 +0000 UTC
It is so important that it is known that Tony Did not bet on Kelsey. Do not give him money
Jakey Juice
2024-08-03 15:37:16 +0000 UTC
probably a difference in tour planning from the us, major cities are not as major and borders arent an obstacle, so its better to spread geographically than by country, hope we'll get another tour at some point that covers some more ground
hal
2024-08-03 12:25:54 +0000 UTC
This was good BUT... Freddy dressed like master chief in the 2012 youtube rewind?
James Sutherland
2024-08-03 12:22:24 +0000 UTC
yeah im in the north-west of germany but the only options i could make are the netherlands/belgium shows, wouldn't suprise me if the tilburg show is full of german fans from nrw
hal
2024-08-03 12:22:01 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck this episode went HARD. 😍
Jordin Ann
2024-08-03 09:15:06 +0000 UTC
Freddie literally played the beginning of mgsv
Gangrene
2024-08-03 06:39:16 +0000 UTC
the scene with francis genuinely disturbed me
liam morin
2024-08-03 02:57:29 +0000 UTC
I’m loving this season SO much things are so chaotic and I love the players randomly voicing NPCs. Ughhh SO good.
Adrianna Owens
2024-08-03 00:26:29 +0000 UTC
in greek mythology, psyche had to sort a bunch of grains in an impossibly short time to prove her love for eros to aphrodite… maybe thats what matt is thinking?
liam morin
2024-08-02 23:37:42 +0000 UTC
(Other Nebraska Native) Also soybeans!!!!
Fixed 211
2024-08-02 23:15:26 +0000 UTC
Dang, Francis is wild
Fixed 211
2024-08-02 23:14:46 +0000 UTC
my mom is still on the last ep, but im gonna say a thank you from her in advance for this intro lol
liam morin
2024-08-02 22:49:05 +0000 UTC
I went to sheetz for the first time in my life recently (Kansas native) and it was life-altering
Maggie Murray
2024-08-02 22:47:25 +0000 UTC
The problem with German tickets is probably that both shows are in the North of a pretty long country during the week. (Next time, try going Hamburg (or Berlin) / Frankfurt / Munich)
I had to shuffle around my vacation time to get two days off to drive up for about 5 hours, see the show in Hamburg on Monday, and then drive home the next day.
And I live pretty much in the middle of the country . For a lot of people, especially if they don't have cars, that's just hopeless.
Anyways, see you in Hamburg!
Turaqu - The Thing that goes Doink in the Anime
2024-08-02 18:21:38 +0000 UTC
It was a fable about seperating salt and SUGAR
Fluffycakes
2024-08-02 16:30:11 +0000 UTC
I love this intro SO much 😂 "Hello, Milton! : ) "
Lazaretto
2024-08-02 13:42:41 +0000 UTC
No Matt I vaguely remember something about a salt and pepper story. Maybe it was from a movie or something but it's there in the back of my memory somewhere
William W.
2024-08-02 10:21:02 +0000 UTC
Francis is Paeden without someone to stop him, maybe a bit more scared. Also his parents pushed him to do that. Justice for my boy Francis
Owen
2024-08-02 10:01:46 +0000 UTC
Oh I know they’re boys, just sometimes I want Freddy to be able to get his joke in or feel like he’s able to give important details in character
Keith Rodriguez
2024-08-02 07:56:53 +0000 UTC
Honestly they are incredibly close irl so im 1000% sure noone takes it bad and it has comic to it and makes sense for the characters
Maria Trofimov
2024-08-02 07:56:06 +0000 UTC
In his case, maybe not Evangelion, though...
Halophyte
2024-08-02 04:52:43 +0000 UTC
There is a biblical story referencing sorting the wheat from the chaff. It's used loads as an analogy for sorting the good from the bad. I'd bet good money that is what he was thinking of.
Matt Redman
2024-08-01 21:06:14 +0000 UTC
That is fucking amazing 😂
NinjaMJ
2024-08-01 20:33:32 +0000 UTC
Ester did amazing with the sound design this episode. The creepy ambience in the room where Kelsey talked to the old lady gave me goosebumps
Cain Morgan
2024-08-01 18:04:26 +0000 UTC
"And then, the party members spilled the cliffnotes of their backstories to each other"
Kyna
2024-08-01 16:45:07 +0000 UTC
Perhaps it was the humans that were the horrors of peachy ville all along….
No but seriously I’m loving how yall are taking the horror genre and spooking us in so many different ways! Keep killing it
Riku Inoue
2024-08-01 16:13:00 +0000 UTC
Nebraska native here. Will, there’s this thing you might have heard of called corn? Its absence in this series is something you should fix.
Gurpgork Baksheesh
2024-08-01 14:25:41 +0000 UTC
The way Matt rolled this episode was INSANE
Reese G.
2024-08-01 14:22:12 +0000 UTC
I need you all to know that I was listening to this ep with my car windows down in a Sheetz parking lot. When Beth was talking about Moth Jesus a guy came up to me and asked if I was listening to a religious podcast and it sounded very interesting
Rachel Hubble
2024-08-01 12:40:04 +0000 UTC
Its interesting to watch Francis quickly flip from scared nerd to psychopathic hitman as soon as he is given any form of power. Bye bye Kneecap!
Hydra465
2024-08-01 11:58:08 +0000 UTC
This whole episode sounds like towelie arguing with Mickey Mouse and I’m fucking cackling 😂😂🫶
Bradley Stiers
2024-08-01 10:34:39 +0000 UTC
Francis is literally my favorite character I can’t wait for the next episode
Teddy Roosevelt
2024-08-01 09:03:02 +0000 UTC
This season is also really really good. So much talent on this podcast. Thank you!
Matt Bond
2024-08-01 07:22:35 +0000 UTC
Was will not saying those were Milton’s eyes frozen into the box?? I feel like if so they totally missed that part. It makes will’s description of Milton’s face being hidden by shadow and slumped over in the photo absolutely BONE CHILLING and they didn’t really acknowledge it at all?
Beck
2024-08-01 05:22:43 +0000 UTC
Will: [describes horrific thing at the end]
Me: Yeah alright but Francis tho
Lula Hiigel
2024-08-01 04:06:54 +0000 UTC
Yeah I actually forgot about that. Mostly because he gets to show up to the final battle as he's summoned from hell like 2 episodes after his characters death. But still PC death is a PC death
Patrick Morris
2024-08-01 03:40:59 +0000 UTC
Francis is proof that troubled teens NEED anime
Halophyte
2024-08-01 03:02:09 +0000 UTC
I just ordered strawberries, blueberries, and a pound and a half of bacon. Fuck yes Wallmart+
withinmyself
2024-08-01 02:44:16 +0000 UTC
It's uncomfortable, but it's also a horror theme game. So I think the discomfort is very intentional
dickaxe
2024-08-01 02:06:37 +0000 UTC
What is a character arch?
dickaxe
2024-08-01 02:02:18 +0000 UTC
When has the gang lost a character? Um, Glen? You know, another Freddy character
dickaxe
2024-08-01 01:57:48 +0000 UTC
Im losing it 🤣 what is everyone on?? 'Give me a sanity role,' but like this whole season. Love it
dickaxe
2024-08-01 01:47:36 +0000 UTC
From the start too 😂 Jesus Christ
dickaxe
2024-08-01 00:08:52 +0000 UTC
Love the episode, best one this season
Curtis Burns
2024-07-31 23:54:36 +0000 UTC
It’s how I feel right now going through a breakup. 🥹
Alex Annje
2024-07-31 22:13:23 +0000 UTC
No hits on the salt and pepper, anyone?
Joe F
2024-07-31 22:00:41 +0000 UTC
Matthew Arnold, I feel like I remember the salt and pepper fable from a book on native stories, religions, and myths
Pharez Scruggs
2024-07-31 22:00:11 +0000 UTC
The players chiming in with improved NPCs in the background is the best recent development in the show.
B. J. Boyd
2024-07-31 21:29:51 +0000 UTC
That last part was just Static X's 'Push it'
Dugald Macdougall
2024-07-31 21:22:55 +0000 UTC
Season 3 has been incredible. Episodes 6 & 7 are some of the funniest and most disturbing episodes of the podcast yet, and Will is a very talented keeper. Im so stoked for the rest of the season!!
Athena Jean
2024-07-31 21:10:33 +0000 UTC
Wait what were the kids names again I totally missed that
MaddieSocks
2024-07-31 21:06:35 +0000 UTC
Ok, there is a Polish fable that has separating sand from poppy seeds - it's called Szewczyk Dratewka and there is a guy that helps 3 animals on his way to a castle where an evil witch is holding a princess captive. The witch gives him 3 impossible tasks that the animals help him with, winning the princess to be his own.
It was written in 1961 so the story might have been adapted and twisted in other media resulting in salt and pepper 🤔
Maciej Łatosz
2024-07-31 20:49:05 +0000 UTC
Beth, I’ve done a lot of puzzles. Joke was so funny and they completely gloss over it.
Andy Brunstein
2024-07-31 20:44:47 +0000 UTC
I think Matt was thinking of one of the trials of Psyche, where she’s challenged by Aphrodite to separate multiple types of grain into piles. She uses her beauty to convince some ants to separate them. I think he’s remembering something like that
alpha reaperion
2024-07-31 20:43:10 +0000 UTC
The fact that you summed up Tony's character in one sentence really makes me feel like there wasn't that much character built. Also I don't think it would have no impact. Outside of one shots where has the gang ever lost a character? Killing Tony especially as he is played by Freddie with his outlandish antics would, in my opinion reign in the players a bit. Obviously if Will doesn't feel like he needs to then it's Wills game but I feel like a PC death, especially early on really can set a tone for the game which may or may not be a tone that Will wants to set
Patrick Morris
2024-07-31 19:48:47 +0000 UTC
Anthony went absolute phyco this episode and it's incredible 10/10 best episode so far
Aurele Hanotin
2024-07-31 19:32:06 +0000 UTC
Anthony is so unhinged! I love it
Brian Gott
2024-07-31 18:55:13 +0000 UTC
Thank God I put my weights down at the gym while laughing at Guac-cum-mole or Salt and Pepper would have killed me
Kay M. C.
2024-07-31 18:28:01 +0000 UTC
I absolutely love Will‘s Easter egg with the group of bullies all being variations of the last season kids that’s fucking awesome
Bradward Jones
2024-07-31 17:18:08 +0000 UTC
The only “salt/pepper” story or reference I know is in that New Girl episode where Schmidt is trying to get Nick to have a three-some with him with one other girl and when they ask Winston if he thinks it’s a good idea, he “accidentally” knocks the salt and pepper over and says dramatically “oh now how did salt get in the little pepper holes? and pepper in the salt holes?” to infer… things getting into other things, if ya catch my drift.
Anyone else? No? Just me?
Ashley Langton
2024-07-31 16:56:12 +0000 UTC
I remember hearing about separating spices in fairy tales, Cinderella I think, but I don't remember a specific story where that was the focus. Also, you can separate salt and pepper using a plastic straw/comb and static electricity 🙂
Wordlovesculpt
2024-07-31 15:10:06 +0000 UTC
lol sounded like Anthony caught will WAAAAY off guard
Keith Rodriguez
2024-07-31 14:46:02 +0000 UTC
Honestly couldn’t tell if that was bb or will breaking character 😂
Heather Columbo
2024-07-31 14:43:02 +0000 UTC
Just Matt constantly walking all over Freddie whenever he wants to say something has gotten old and rude af very fast.
Keith Rodriguez
2024-07-31 14:38:23 +0000 UTC
Almost threw up on the drive to work bc of frances' lore drop. Thanks Anthony!
LainieBarbarian
2024-07-31 14:33:40 +0000 UTC
As soon as Matt was talking about separating salt and pepper I immediately flashed back to when I was younger and I watched a Russian movie that was a retelling or like remake of Cinderella where the step mother made Cinderella separate salt and pepper before she was allowed to go to the ball. Come to think of it, it might have been something different like lentils and ash or something else but I knew immediately what Matt was talking about. I see you Matt you're not crazy #JusticeForMatt
Veronika
2024-07-31 13:09:00 +0000 UTC
If you're trying to ride the narrative, cheer for Tony's death. Killing Tony now would have been too easy and have no impact. Oh, gee, the weird alcoholic draft dodger died, moving on and wasting all that character building... I bet Tony gets his but only when he might finally have his ledger balanced.
Bishibosh44
2024-07-31 12:53:06 +0000 UTC
"Like begonias, grown from the cuttings you see." Chilling, deeply melancholy, absolutely beautiful. Beth is MURDERING this season and I'm so glad they didn't try to lampshade her secret forever.
Bishibosh44
2024-07-31 12:47:57 +0000 UTC
In what way?
Cole Lewis
2024-07-31 12:37:00 +0000 UTC
Love all the intros this season. The sound design is always crazy good!
Don Kyo
2024-07-31 12:20:07 +0000 UTC
That ending was horrifying well done Anthony
Stephen Robinson
2024-07-31 11:57:04 +0000 UTC
Deckenbaûwls
Haven
2024-07-31 11:25:03 +0000 UTC
Did I hear Freddy try to sneak a joke in the opening about how the 1800 deaths “boxing” doesn’t count the Amazon warehouse workers?
Tom Prokop
2024-07-31 11:24:43 +0000 UTC
Francis is now my favorite character😂😂
@UrMomsHouse
2024-07-31 10:57:11 +0000 UTC
The salt and pepper things sounds like something I saw on a kids TV show ages ago, it was called backyard science and they proved you could use static electricity to separate them... I think 🤔
Emma SaysHi
2024-07-31 10:51:01 +0000 UTC
Me with Punished Tony 😭
Daisy Terry
2024-07-31 10:48:23 +0000 UTC
Testement to Anthony, his fact out of every dad fact, teen fact, ect was the only one to make me physically gag-
Jaded Reading
2024-07-31 09:20:07 +0000 UTC
You’re just judgy.
I’m ju…what the fu
Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time
Keith Rodriguez
2024-07-31 08:49:37 +0000 UTC
Am I the only one that’s not a fan of the Kelsey-Tony dynamic?
Keith Rodriguez
2024-07-31 08:43:49 +0000 UTC
Matt comin out swingin
Rio rio
2024-07-31 07:31:02 +0000 UTC
So ready for dadhammer
Namedafterabook
2024-07-31 06:28:36 +0000 UTC
What a banger episode for matt's character ahaha
Syahadah Ridzuan
2024-07-31 05:49:36 +0000 UTC
I pictured the KO punch as like the Mashiba fight conclusion. Series of body blows until....THE CHIN DROPS
(I know it didnt happen that way but still)
Halophyte
2024-07-31 04:54:19 +0000 UTC
A-Frame restaurants for Freddy.
https://www.roadarch.com/eateries/aframe.html
Clever Girl
2024-07-31 04:51:53 +0000 UTC
You are right the systems do always take a backseat which is actually a very fun part of this podcast, but I don't think it would have killed momentum I think every person would have thought that was absolutely hilarious that after spending all his luck to survive he dies the next role he made. But, as is mentioned by Charlie, Will wants the characters to make it through the entire story and I've been really enjoying Will heading this game so who am I to criticize his vision
Patrick Morris
2024-07-31 04:27:17 +0000 UTC
Ah shit, Cthulhu is calling
Keira Jade
2024-07-31 04:26:54 +0000 UTC
I don't think he will honestly. Francis looks the type to attack visciously those who wrong him or others, not random people like school shooters
Charlie Woodchipper
2024-07-31 04:17:03 +0000 UTC
I knew this episode was going to be cursed as soon as Matt opened it with a Bound 2 reference.
Suniyan
2024-07-31 04:15:51 +0000 UTC
During the talking dads of this season, either the first or second, Will mentions that he's aware Call of Cthulhu system is supposed to kill off players. But he said he wants the character to be the same throughout the season, like in the first and second season
Charlie Woodchipper
2024-07-31 04:12:23 +0000 UTC
😭😭😭 Can anyone tell me why I'm crying?
"What do you think about being a robot, Trudy?"
"Hm. It's complicated. Or maybe it's very simple."
(Beth MVP for that ACTING, matt best support for slipping in a character moment during a BOXING MATCH)
Halophyte
2024-07-31 03:42:30 +0000 UTC
More than that! Sorting mixed grains and things is a task assigned in myths and folktales like Eros and Psyche and some versions of Cinderella! Totally a thing, just not salt and pepper.
Y2Ksnowglobe .
2024-07-31 03:17:39 +0000 UTC
No ads rock too! I been going through the whole talking dads
Crazynick702
2024-07-31 02:42:45 +0000 UTC
me too. so excited.
Cody Bean
2024-07-31 02:42:18 +0000 UTC
Anthony is playing Porgy Tirebitter from fire sign theater
Craig Benson
2024-07-31 02:40:06 +0000 UTC
Cockney Joe as canonically Gavroche 😭
Daisy Terry
2024-07-31 02:39:02 +0000 UTC
Matt you are so lucky. So it's not salt and pepper but salt and sugar. In the disc world novels there is a friendly ghost who has a trick which is separating sugar and salt from a bowl.
Changeling Noxus
2024-07-31 02:26:26 +0000 UTC
That's what I was thinking of too! And there's a play on it in the ACOTAR books (and many other books) where evil person sets an impossible task and then the hero usually gets unexpected help and finishes the task to the evil persons displeasure. I feel like salt and pepper is a weird take though because they're opposite colors. It's usually more impossible.
Caitlin Bartnik
2024-07-31 02:17:26 +0000 UTC
The use of the word "thorax" had me in stitches 🤣
Ryley Henry
2024-07-31 02:13:17 +0000 UTC
Okay lowkey the salt and pepper thing does sound familiar 😂
Haley
2024-07-31 01:47:56 +0000 UTC
I almost crashed my car when Matt started talking about Salt and Pepper
William Livingston
2024-07-31 01:38:34 +0000 UTC
I think the story is way funnier with Tony as the luckiest-unlucky man alive. He should absolutely be dead but just won’t die. I think they’ve had systems take a backseat to narratives in every campaign, and CP deaths were always meaningful. I think a Tony death on those rolls would have killed the momentum instead of boosted the stakes.
Anna
2024-07-31 01:18:40 +0000 UTC
I listened to the intro transition into the theme song over and over again because it HITS
Anna
2024-07-31 01:13:34 +0000 UTC
Anthony, did that fun fact about pig orgasms come from Hey Riddle Riddle?
Koi
2024-07-31 00:48:01 +0000 UTC
*Sigh.... I've never wanted my name in this podcast less 🤣
Shane Murphy
2024-07-31 00:30:22 +0000 UTC
Unhinged Francis was terrifying and I loved it. I was on the edge of my seat, as I was walking around.
Andrew
2024-07-31 00:28:59 +0000 UTC
Wait when is the 40k one?! WHEN
Alex Suciu
2024-07-31 00:21:20 +0000 UTC
I’m sorry, friend. That’s awful 🫂
Rose Meadows
2024-07-31 00:18:01 +0000 UTC
I AM EXCITED TO LISTEN! Best biweekly tradition ^.^
Garrett Dunning
2024-07-31 00:07:18 +0000 UTC
That bathroom scene was so scary and well done, I had a tear fall from shock. Holy shit.
Thomas Jones
2024-07-30 23:53:54 +0000 UTC
I think you use static electricity ⚡️! Rub a balloon on your hair and it will cause the pepper to separate from the salt. I think I saw this as a kid in middle school
Sam Bradley
2024-07-30 23:46:50 +0000 UTC
*D&Dad listeners who are also Hey Riddle Riddle listeners hear Anthony drop the pig orgasm fact and start flipping tables*
Sara J Labor
2024-07-30 23:22:17 +0000 UTC
Dude this is such an incredible season.
ZebrAlpha
2024-07-30 23:03:03 +0000 UTC
Holy shit the scene with Anthony near the end.
Nexas
2024-07-30 22:44:12 +0000 UTC
Totally agree, CoC is made for character death, for me it is part of the appeal of the system
Caleb Jud
2024-07-30 22:42:19 +0000 UTC
97 and a 100, clearly the dice wanted Tony dead 🤣
Caleb Jud
2024-07-30 22:41:44 +0000 UTC
Listen, if Trudy and Moth Jesus don't become a couple I riot
Geekula
2024-07-30 22:29:36 +0000 UTC
Haven't finished the episode but Will needs to be okay with people's characters dying. That is one of the appeals of this system is the fragility. Like the dice are trying to kill Tony and Will is trying so hard to keep Freddie's character alive
Patrick Morris
2024-07-30 22:15:09 +0000 UTC
Ah yes, the most well known fable, separating salt and pepper.
Nexas
2024-07-30 22:01:48 +0000 UTC
Anthony is a maniac this season and I’m here for it. This is my favorite season so far.
London Mickens
2024-07-30 21:56:56 +0000 UTC
I’ve heard a few where a selfish princess demands that a servant separate salt and sugar
TheZMage
2024-07-30 21:46:46 +0000 UTC
In the brothers Grimm version of Cinderella, the evil step mother throws lentils in the fireplace and makes her separate the lentils and ashes. Is that was Matt was thinking of?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella
Ashley Blake
2024-07-30 21:24:08 +0000 UTC
Well, at least in the Polish verion, Cindarella was supposed to pick out poppyseeds from the ashes. Sounds pretty similar!
July
2024-07-30 21:15:45 +0000 UTC
I love the Guybrush Threepwood move with the sniper rifle. Like that’s totally a thing you can hide in your pants.
Caitlin Mercier
2024-07-30 21:10:09 +0000 UTC
My online shroom dealer got robbed
withinmyself
2024-07-30 20:55:46 +0000 UTC
It wasn't salt and pepper, but my asshole father would pour a 1 lbs. bag of white rice into a big bowl with a 1 lbs. bag of wild rice and make me separate it all as a punishment
Jebediah Stone
2024-07-30 20:45:07 +0000 UTC
It's Tuesday baby!!!!
withinmyself
2024-07-30 20:40:28 +0000 UTC
This is such a high point episode! So much cool (and horrifying stuff) happened. Very excited for the next episode. Yall have been keeping me sane (a little pun via Call of Cthulu) in my trying times as a bookkeeper.
Matty Major
2024-07-30 20:39:05 +0000 UTC
Love these "files" type intros. Feels like I'm in the era of
Chris Winnek
2024-07-30 20:37:48 +0000 UTC
So excited for the Kelsey Grammar Ms. Frizzle boxer fanart
Kayden Pierce
2024-07-30 20:27:34 +0000 UTC
Another American here. I think everyone is doing a great job making it clear that Francis is not well but could be understood. It is some of the most genuinely heart-stopping content the team has made, that's for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear a disclaimer or if they share how to get help IRL if you're having violent thoughts at the start of a future episode.
Bishibosh44
2024-07-30 20:24:29 +0000 UTC
Stoked to have the team back together
Connor Reemts
2024-07-30 20:24:17 +0000 UTC
Here's a cloth to wipe the blood off your katana from that deep cut
Bishibosh44
2024-07-30 20:20:44 +0000 UTC
How did nobody react to the cameos of Scary, Lincoln, Normal and Taylor as Spooky Middleton (beatnik seaker of darkness), Davis Lee Jackson (homeschooled football fanatic), Reggie "Regular" Pine (cheer squad star) and Billie Holiday (comic book nerd extraordinaire)?!
I was f*cking dying here!
BudgiesAreTheBest
2024-07-30 20:15:19 +0000 UTC
The tag team “No, butting” Freddie is amazing.
Sean Willard
2024-07-30 20:05:07 +0000 UTC
Absolutely loving everyone’s arcs so far — from punished Tony to empowered Trudy, Kelsey and her everything — but Feral Francis has a special place in my heart.
Rose Meadows
2024-07-30 20:03:26 +0000 UTC
holy shit this episode was amazing, Anthony making Francis scarier than eldritch horrors
Widget
2024-07-30 20:01:58 +0000 UTC
I love dragnet even though it’s 40s and problematic. Definitely was not expecting that
Mayb3ys0
2024-07-30 20:01:14 +0000 UTC
I think I’ve heard something similar to the salt and pepper metaphor using sand and tiny metal pieces but the intelligence behind it is being the person using the magnet
Fairly_Fairy
2024-07-30 19:54:47 +0000 UTC
I know a story about separating salt and sugar? 😅
Alice Mac
2024-07-30 19:54:18 +0000 UTC
Anthony… what is this character arch… lol
MancerMancer
2024-07-30 19:51:09 +0000 UTC
This episode to me, sounded like an Ippo, the fighter episode
Creekie05
2024-07-30 19:45:28 +0000 UTC
I’ve heard of the metaphor of once you mix coffee and creamer, you can’t separate them.
Max Wilson
2024-07-30 19:43:39 +0000 UTC
Nope
William Cumpose
2024-07-30 19:19:51 +0000 UTC
Nah, its hilarious
Black Metal Lenin
2024-07-30 19:18:23 +0000 UTC
Listening to the intro realising at some point in my messed up life I missed a episode now I've got spoilers 😭
SexuallyActiveToyotaYaris
2024-07-30 19:12:15 +0000 UTC
We use salt and pepper meaning in New Zealand
Kaleb McStay
2024-07-30 19:08:49 +0000 UTC
It's a bad day to have a toxic ex boyfriend named Dakota Johnson
Tara
2024-07-30 19:04:47 +0000 UTC
Am I the only one that wants the Mothman sisters to make an appearance? They have a Time Machine.
Max Wilson
2024-07-30 19:03:06 +0000 UTC
Amazing episode as usual, omg a "Walking in the Air" parody with Mothman would be so funny
Sam Rickard
2024-07-30 18:53:50 +0000 UTC
the only thing I can think of with the salt and pepper thing is Margo from The Magicians separating black grains of sand out of the desert
Pamphleteer
2024-07-30 18:52:59 +0000 UTC
We used a balloon and static electricity. It was just enough to get the pepper because it was lighter than the salt and would stick to the balloon.
Chelsi Fiore
2024-07-30 18:34:24 +0000 UTC
My thought was you could dissolve the salt in water and then boil it, while straining out the pepper
Rargona
2024-07-30 18:23:10 +0000 UTC
Please let the next episode open with them singing "Trudy in the Sky with Mothman" 😆
Teri Bell
2024-07-30 18:21:38 +0000 UTC
Haven’t listened to this ep yet but just saw the title and freaked if that’s a reference to Rio Bravo (fantastic western) this whole season has been gut busting
Aaron Wolford
2024-07-30 18:03:28 +0000 UTC
I am living for this Franny arc
“I’ll shoot to wound”
William Cumpose
2024-07-30 17:58:56 +0000 UTC
Just after the rad facts, hey anthony what are u doing with francis
FusRohNahSon
2024-07-30 17:56:26 +0000 UTC
LMAO “uh uh hunny” I love matt so much
Taylor D
2024-07-30 17:55:30 +0000 UTC
Is Matt thinking of telling fairies or demons or whatever to count grains of salt to distract them, giving you enough time to escape from them?????
Connor Millar
2024-07-30 17:45:06 +0000 UTC
My wife
Kaleb McStay
2024-07-30 17:39:52 +0000 UTC
Maybe it’s just being an American and my fears projecting but is anyone else getting uncomfortable with the fact that Anthony’s character is not so slowly or subtly becoming the type of kid that ends up being a school shooter?
Michael
2024-07-30 17:27:49 +0000 UTC
Google "Big Chief Glencoe, AL" if you wanna see a triangle restaurant, and yes it's problematic bc Alabama
I Want My Name To Be Spaghetti
2024-07-30 17:25:43 +0000 UTC
Freddy playing a forever Murphy’s Law character is fucking hilarious
Rargona
2024-07-30 17:16:27 +0000 UTC
I had a salt and pepper thing in school! It was science, had to separate salt, pepper, and iron filaments. It was to teach about the scientific method. Used a magnet on the iron, but I don’t think we ever got an answer for how to do salt and pepper!
Danielle Lynd
2024-07-30 17:10:59 +0000 UTC
Ah it is the good Tuesday. Always looking forward to it!
WesKane
2024-07-30 17:09:46 +0000 UTC
The classic salt & pepper fable, of course
Alexa Akers
2024-07-30 16:59:25 +0000 UTC
Freddy is just playing cartman from Southpark
Joe Smokonich
2024-07-30 16:37:34 +0000 UTC
I forgot we already had the EP6 aftershow I was over here thinking they accidentally posted an extra episode 😂
Caleb Jay
2024-07-30 16:29:59 +0000 UTC
Could be just me but I feel like Freddy has been, is, and will always be the main character
I hate Italians
2024-07-30 16:29:53 +0000 UTC
back again to say: YET ANOTHER BANGER DADS👏🏻👏🏻
Jamie Burke
2024-07-30 16:28:59 +0000 UTC
Mothman’s just saying “Yes” to Trudy while flying killed me 🤣
Liam Kerr
2024-07-30 16:28:48 +0000 UTC
Something about calling them just "The Screams" hits different
Noah Fields
2024-07-30 16:24:43 +0000 UTC
I’m so attracted to “Omega” Kelsey
Abby Vedock
2024-07-30 16:23:19 +0000 UTC
Do y'all know how hard you're crushing it these days? Anthony brings so much beautiful heat as a player and Will is such a devious enabler.
Bishibosh44
2024-07-30 16:22:54 +0000 UTC
Honestly would love hearing Will do a radio drama like that.
Charlie
2024-07-30 16:21:48 +0000 UTC
A Dragnet reference-- that cut is so deep, you're hitting mantle
Cody Thompson
2024-07-30 16:19:40 +0000 UTC
I'm with Anthony. Father's keeper makes no sense.
Charlie
2024-07-30 16:18:37 +0000 UTC
What a day… Another episode:)
Jayden Peterson
2024-07-30 16:17:13 +0000 UTC
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE!!!!!!
Ranger Bradley
2024-07-30 16:16:39 +0000 UTC
Still waiting for James “Podcast” McElroy to show up as the canonical creator of the podcast
William VonHandorf
2024-07-30 16:08:40 +0000 UTC
Piss again >,>
Travis Ventress
2024-07-30 16:06:47 +0000 UTC
YEEEAAHHH
viv marie
2024-07-30 16:05:52 +0000 UTC
...i stubbed my toe. Worth it.
Xyta Midnyte
2024-07-30 16:04:59 +0000 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *running around in circles, the excitement is real*
Xyta Midnyte
2024-07-30 16:04:35 +0000 UTC
My first episode being sub let’s gooo
Crazynick702
2024-07-30 16:01:52 +0000 UTC
LETS GOOOO
RayneCloudMC
2024-07-30 16:01:46 +0000 UTC
Ayoooo
Travis Ventress
2024-07-30 16:01:05 +0000 UTC