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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 1 - Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!

This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, and body horror.

Theme song is On My Way by Maxton Waller and is available on his Bandcamp. 

[No Ads] S2 Ep. 1 - Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

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NaxuPazu

Anyone else here in 2025, wondering what Dad Max daddy road would have been like had they let the nuke detonate

First name Last name

GIVE ME A T

Ralsei Is asreil?

Love and support to Esther.

Steve Pickwell

Same here!

Cristina

"I'm pretty sure he was just a guy" as a line absolutely slaps.

Nexas

I forgot what horrible people they all were from the very start. I love it

Travis Ventress

2nd listen and the intro slaps harder than ever before

I hate Italians

Why would the dads capture Cern?

I hate Italians

Round 3 for me!

Gavin Horner

There's not a canon manga but a popular artist in the community named Cerealforkart did 4 manga pages per episode of s2 and published a physical copy of the manga! All of the panels can be found on their tumblr account. Its super cute!!

Haley Kuehner

Do we ever find out how the gold dragon will die? Anthony rolled a 16 and went “nice”

Peter Li

Ah shit here we go again

random polish guy

Doing the same!

James Lewis

Same here buddy

eve tamlyn

oh brother... time to start again!

J.K.Migraine

I'm back after a loss in the family, I've missed this :)

Josie

Are we still waiting?

Luna Luna

Of course the very first thing Lark does when he appears in this season is offer a gun to a child.

Jack Futty

I have no evidence but absolutely 100% yes 😭

Tom Bainbridge

Was that lizard man cern?

Chris Rues-Byrd

Here I am. Still waiting for my Manga written by Taylor. 😭😭

Jacob Minshall

"please don't involve our sons, especially my son, Terry jr." 😩

deddbunnbudd

Second listen to D&D and any mention of Terry jr is so S A D.

Kitt

Love it when they run Anthony up a wall for no reason. Thanks be to daddy

Tyler Jones

Finally made it to Season 2

Jayden Wolfley-Barnes

I've seen 3 seasons of holey moley and let me tell you it'd totally be a dad show! It's hilarious

Wolf Note

I'm a teacher who goes by Mrs. K. This episode tickled me.🤘🇺🇸🐺 #420 #blazeit

Midge

Why does Anthony sound like John Mulaney when he voices the bullies?

Brys Chiasson

New theme song slaps so hard 😭

Sian Marsh

Why was Anthony so specific with the fact that thair were 69 floors in the bilding?

Sean Hegarty

Freddie says "Like Aragon" and I lost it 😂😂

Clare Beatty

last night, 12 highschoolers were arrested in front of my neighbours house because they mugged another kid

Max Magnusson

the theme song is so good

Mize

35:15 "Normal, your dad Lark" uh oh

SlwDnceChbby

May reminds me of Charlie from Supernatural.

Cheyenne Stevens

As a New Orleanian, I need a Paw Patrol: Port of Call New Orleans shirt.

Olivia Marino

When Sparrow asks Normal if he’s showered, “I smell something…” Will really missed out on going “yeah smells like Teen Spirit”. I mean he is the mascot. He is THE teen

Jake

There's a world where Matt wants Rad facts to be a thing. It's so fetch.

Daniel B

I'VE LISTENED 3X AND NEVER CAUGHT THIS!

Kari Carter

Taylor gives me ptsd from my high school weeb days 😂

Sharity Galyean

OMG is that opening a reference to The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi 😂 I love it

Zino

grant named his son after the dog he lost😭😭

Tessa Gross

Just noticed how terry JR got over his fear of driving

Sean Hegarty

The mechanic of fumbling the dice leading to an encounter is probably my favorite new thing and I feel it was unintentional hahaha please make it a “thing” xD

Rydell

Is that lizard man corpse Sern?

Glenn has got to be her patron, right? He could be looking after his grandson through Scary

Aerin K.

Holy crap all that stuff they said about magic school bus getting dark was a reference to Ron's anchor episode from last season

Sean Davis

Im so curious to know if Veronica knows about Terry Jr.s' job at DADDIES! If he just came into their lives....did he tell her??

Annelise Lowe

The tunes are banging!

Yuko

Lolol the beth of times the worst of times

Harrison Lee

I think it's implied that he's a gone a bit mad with the guilt by Anthony's description of his stress lines and unruly beard (plus, the illustration for the podcast cover shows him looking a bit crazy lol)

Elsa (Ness)

Loved the horror imagery at the end, it really feels like at the mountains of dadness is blending into the regular show and im all for it :) Didnt like thinking about a giant jimmy neutron though - i kind of wanted him to be more like bobs big boy 😅

Awkward Kat

Oh man this is great. Wanna point out a couple things though. One observation, one question, and one speculation because everything comes in threes. First I want to point out that Grant named his son after his lost dog. Second I gotta ask if the gun Lark was going to give to normal was the gun he wanted to "inherit" from Glenn? Third is my speculation that Nicholas Close-Foster is one of the "captured" monsters in the D.A.D.D.I.E.S facility.

William Thomas

Amazing!! I just reeaaallyyy wanna know know if Lark has any remorse that all of this is, like, his fault??

Chesnee Gray

Very good start :) , thanks you all. amazing as usual Didn't understood the creature at the end, maybe cuz it was said too quickly for me?

Eli levinger

Why is this already amazing?? So pumped for Season 2, and another wild ride with the incredible cast!!

Hayden Gardiner

Gorgeous, I loved every minute of this <3 and great to hear Waller's tune, it's amazing!

Jan van Egmond

I’m so happy this is back. There were definitely many moments of laughing out loud in my car / house while listening.

Stikas

The well well well had me dead lmao

Anthony sorrentino

Lol…Michelle, they don’t have multiple episodes bringing us to friggen tears for you to not acknowledge their drama factor. Elevator bit was both funny AND distracting- but hopefully as they adjust to the new season, their overexcited interruptions will mellow out. They just missed us!

Sarahhh

The music is so good!! I feel like Scary might as well be 14 year old me. I have a feeling Beth’s performance is going to bring back some memories for me lol.

Juanita Colorado

I thought this show is the therapist?

Callam Thompson

I’ve listened to this an unhealthy amount, but I’m not gonna mention listening to this 23 times since Tuesday to my therapist.

Sydney Heim

This is such an amazing beginning! Also the music is top notch! Loving it! And SO excited!❤

Toriiish

I would die for all of the kids

Justthingstbh

I am so excited for season two!!! Also y’all and the new google interest in ninja rocks I can’t XD

Vivian Wolf

I thought the whole elevator thing was the funniest part of the episode. This is a comedy show, not a drama.

Michelle

Beth May has the best drawn-out teen-angsty “GAAAAAWWWD” that I’ve ever heard in my life.

Jake Coltrane

also like, this was hilarious I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud while listening at the gym, cannot wait for the rest of the season :))

Clove

This has just made my love of Beth may multiply

Clove

Lol in season 1 they would've rolled that death dice before anthony had even finished the description (and a pyramid would've landed on some poor children somewhere in the world)

Cameron McAuliffe

Daaaaamn.

M.G. Cimino

I feel like the limo driver is Doug, maybe the Daddies made a humunculis and reincarnated his soul into it again, he's just such a sociopath when he's collecting the Teens it feels very Doug.

Quinten Martin

Please tell me they run into the Euphoria-esque teens

Brian Devlin

Think you mean nark-olas as nick no longer exists.

Cullum Shaw

Is Swallow dating both Lark and Sparrow? Like Blake Lively's character in the movie Savages? That would be fantastic!

Amber Fostervold

holy fuck the new intro song slaps hard

Giselle

Guys...this season is FIRE. One ep in and it's so fucking good. 10/10.

Christophe Putnam

…pure joy!

Jackie Avila

Freddie has great that kid from The Polar Express who wouldn't stop talking about trains energy xD

David Sams

Guys, please, stop interrupting Anthony durring his descriptions. It really breaks immersion. This season has so much potential, but the players interrupting the momentum of the story (the whole elevator thing and the whale argument) makes it kinda hard to listen to. Sometimes this felt like an episode of story break where everyone is talking over and interrupting each other with ideas about how the story should be told. Can't wait to see where this season goes.

Voluntary_JRM

Anthony, that monster. Wow.

The Overthinker

My son's name is Lincoln and we call him Link. That just added to the chaos of listening to these guys! 😂

Nora Hopeless

The first episode has so much chaos!

鄭凱元

great start! bit..wacky..like wackier than usual but i get yall are excited and we are too! Looking forward to seeing the new season grow with the teens

Bransyndra

The way this came out yesterday and I've already listened twice !

Jasmine

hmmmm i wonder if Glen and Jodi will show up eventually cause like they are demons so they dont age right?

Tyler Musgrove

Wow. This is NOT what I was expecting from season 2 but hhhhoooooooo boy am I excited! Also WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BANGER THE NEW THEME IS. I wonder if it'll be on spotify?

Liz Burgess

Virgin jail is one of the funniest things of all time

Alexander Jude

I love that Beth gets to dish out the step kid angst, after being emotionless wrecked by Terry Jr. in season 1

Meredith

I love this so much

Jaina Brannan

The mountain of dadness is showing real hard and I love it. Please please please do lots of Foley/audio ambiance stuff.

james carter

Holy shit

Alexander Robinson-Gabel

The after show should be called Teen Talk!

Lauren Wright

That elevator bit fucking killed me, im packing for a move this weekend and i was on the floor in stitches

Ormur Guðjónsson

I still have a bit to go in the episode, but this is fantastic. I didn't doubt that you'd put out a quality S2, but so far I'm LOVING it. Amazing follow up! New characters are great, I love the new mechanics. So many good bits this ep, but I lost it when Taylor was talking about finding his dad and Normal smacked him down. I'm looking forward to the rest of the season.

russellrd

LOVING season 2 so far! I think there is a lot of great potential here for complete nonsense and chaos. Can't wait for episode 2!

Gwynn

I normally listen with one earbud in but I had to put both in when the opener started, yall killed it with the audio

Evelyn

Great episode! So excited for what’s next!

Alex Cordery

Amazing start and that new song is great! Cant wait for the next episode!

emp

The new song slaps sooooo hard yoooooooooo

Desirae Weller

I hope Matt hits puberty mid combat somewhere down the line like yelling at an enemy and his voice drops like imediately

Gwynn

fuck....Daddy WarBucks is GOOD

Marc Wasserman

Ok also this new theme song slaps so fucking hard

Kiera Conrad

I want that song on spotify yesterday please

TJ Mitchell

*chefs kiss*

Gareth Binns

Holy shit I love this way more than I thought I would. Jesus Christ Anthony the new mechanics and the setup is just immaculate

Josie Tiffany

Such a great start. Seems like they did just about everything they mentioned in those newer talking dads (ep1-7). The characters feel broad enough with a lot of room to grow. And they’ve got a good amount of edge to them. And it seems they are doing a great job of letting new bits and lore expand naturally. I’m sure in X-years we’ll look back and think “oh man, I can believe the elevator thing started with that misspeak in episode one.”

Bad Fiction

I was happy that Beth made the Smells like teen spirit reference. ❤️🦊👍❤️

Envy Gul D' Cryso

WELL, WELL, WELL

Jackson Carroll

Really squandered the opportunity for a Charleston chew to be in the vending machine

Jason Melton

Beth May warlock Patreon is the Doodler???

Baba

have you considered that im very stupid

CaesarVulpes

Those fucking soccer players are all just John Mulaney lol

Israel P. Santana

Is scary’s dad terry jr another guy who happens to be named terry

Naz Rosenbonds

wow absolutely loved this episode

Ben Berry

I love the way Anthony has adjusted alot of the mechanics to balances them, the index cards for the magic items I think will really help balance them 10/10 nicely done man

Lollie Roberts

The whale room had me laughing so hard that tears were running down my face.

Bob Bitchin

This was the highlight of my day! Thank you!

Daniel B

Okay, who else is just so in love with the new song? such an amazing job! and of course a wonderful start to the new season I had to catch my breath a lot this episode I was just laughing way too hard I love you guys!

Frost

Oh my god, Veronica Marlow? Veronica Mars? Oh my gawwwwwwwd

Christopher Pete

Try Not Another DnD Podcast!!! They are starting S3E1 in 2 weeks

Tom Dieter

And any suspense about hits or misses which can be so so impactful. I can see why they might remove it but idk I prefer having them.

Cree

I said the same thing! It’s dope

Cree

Idk if anyone has mentioned this but the DADDIES HQ reminds me so much of CONTROL.

Cree

Oh my gosh that was amazing! You guys have such great chemistry and I can’t wait for this season to unfold.

Anthony Licata

My mental state has been heightened. THE SONG AT THE END. I'm legit so happy.

Logain Hallett

Can the little green guy be canonically “the great Gazoo” from the Flintstones.

James

pretty sure it’s nick lmao

Tessa Gross

the way that Taylor Swift speaks reminds me of Tom DeLonge

Nicole Martinez

Amazing episode dads!

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

I think that's what the non human DNA test was hinting at

John Dandy

The whiplash of Beth not knowing how DnD works till the end of season 1 to her picking possibly the most complex class in the game is WILD and such a power move.

Jason Jarrell

I will 100% buy a "Fight'n Eilish!" Sticker.

Black Mesa Radio

So how many broken windows are happening in the next week

This already fully whips ass and the intro/ending song is a BANGER. So excited for this new season!

Stephanie Mech

It’s a good thing you guys are playing kids because you are all children. Love you so much; this is going to be amazing.

The Overthinker

Sooo fucking funny!! Great episode!! Excited for these new mechanics! Glad this is back!

Billy Maz

What a fucking flex would it be if Taylor’s dad is Jodie

CaesarVulpes

Have we discussed that Terry Jr married a woman whose nickname could be Ronnie because that’s Fertile Ground lmao

CaesarVulpes

Cuck is NOT an insult, but virgin is. That's fair 😅

Reese K

I've come to the realization that Beth is just my favorite 😂 I loved Ron so much, and now I love Scary. They're such different characters but her delivery is so spot on every time.

TheDerpySunflower

Taylor Swift is now my favorite teenager. I want that go-bag and 車やめて![kuruma Yamate](CAR STOP) for merch

Patrick Nan

I feel the same way. I am especially glad that through this whole ordeal, no one has pointed out blatantly that he's gay. It's just a normal thing a person can be. 10/10

TheDerpySunflower

Really hoping the snickers is like a panacea later, because saying “you aren’t you when you’re hungry, have a snickers” to a demonic kid would kill me

Ryan Hoffmann

I’m v excited about the classes you’re all playing. I’ve wanted to play a ranger for so long

Adah Kinzer

Very fun and good. What were the other band names you had before Butthole Ricochet?

Crime Dawg

Such a good start and i can't even choose a favorite character

Alex Cordova

Tom

I love that the minivan is a Nissan quest. Season 1 was the odyssey, season 2 is the quest, season three is going to be the dodge journey

Gadi Welfeld

It was fucking amazing, super excited for what's to come

Gadi Welfeld

Are y'all playing with shock cards?

Tom Abella

i fucking lost it when Normal and Lark and Sparrow were introduced

Daniel Tejada

Has anyone else commented on what a banger the Maxton Waller song is at the end? The only things I'm listening too today is this episode and then a few repeats of "On My Way"

j davisson

Costs 6 daddy warbucks, that’s 3 bronze level items!

J.S.

So good, cant wait for the rest of season 2. Also this episode made me want to play control again.

Angus Muir

SO GOOD!! Use that item that tells you how you die to gain invincibility until you find yourself in that death scenario.

Trystn Brown

On my way has no business going that hard, good opening to the season too

Mehmet

Yasss! Warlock patron Willy tho? 👀

Diana

What a fantastic first episode. I love the charters, the story set up and the touch of darkness that comes from the Call of Cthulhu / Doodler set up. I had colleagues at work asking me what I was listening to as I was laughing so much. Thank you all so much for all your great work.

david Johnson

The 🐳 fucking SENT ME

Celeste

The new theme song is so good!

Charlie Kane

It's happening !

Jasmine

this was so good, what an awesome start!!

Arcardia

What an awesome start i loved it, so excited for season 2

Isa Looren de Jong

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

Elsa Double

So excited for season 2!!!

Libitron

We are all so happy to see season two coming to fruition I only have one question. Was the decaying body of the lizzard man, lizzard boy scales mcstuffins?

Kam Str

The amount of yes and going on was incredible. Some hilarious world building. So glad it was two hours. Y'all killed it. I cannot wait for these kids to get their subclasses. I have a feeling it will play a bigger part in stuff this time. Also glad to see Beth comfortable enough to play a mage. That cutting of the to hit roll though. I don't see it lasting, lol.

Darryl Holiday II

The music while they found the monster at the end!!! Unnerving!!!

Reaganholland

I cant wait for Chekov's Snickers to come back

M DocFry

What an excellent start! Super excited to see where this goes!!

Ryan Garcia

Been listing to season one over and over again in anticipation of this season and it was worth the wait!!!

Pun_Master5

Y’all! Y’ALL!!

knoxprox

“Yeah we had to learn all about World War I…. World War II… World War III…” lmaoo! Did not get the recognition that deserves.

Adam Lalik

*chef's kiss*

Renee Rittenhouse

When I saw the body horror warning I was like, hmm, curious. DIDN'T EXPECT ANTHONY TO GO 1000% ON EP 1. Let's go daddies

Feared AL

The 12 bullies are the greatest thing, “well well well”

EvanEightNine !

Bro that die another day item is awesome. Imagine your about to have a TPK and you roll that. If you roll bad well you were gunna die anyways, but if you roll well it could be used as a sort of plot armor for your DM to save the party.

DnD Beyond Confused

I'm pogging

Mehmet

That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time y’all. What an episode

Harlie Fiordiliso

'A ship is safe in harbour but that's not how ships get laid' damn near killed me. S2 is off to a killer start, can't wait to see where it goes from here!

Don Hornby

SUCH good energy in this first episode, guys. It’s always scary jumping into a sequel — killing it right out of the gate. Pumped!

Nolan Hicks

Knocked it out of the park! Hooked already.

WoA

Its perfect. Congrats on a banger of an opener!

Black Metal Lenin

That new theme song rules.

P.T. Hylton

Starting my second listen now 😅

Bryce Stallons

And just like that I’m cured of depression

Sydney Heim

Needed this

Teddy Confetti

just finished listening and my face hurts from smiling so much! love you guys, thank you for making this show!!

VeraChimaera

Freddie is playing my favorite class...this does not spark joy. I WANT MORE!!

Arthur Williams

Scary is literally me as a freshman, I love her

Lily Honey

Definitely getting "control" vibes from the company.

Imagine m

I am already hooked for season 2!!!!!!

Kayla S

Fuck yeah it is

Elijah cashen

Grant is my new favorite dad, and it's all because he's married to a wonderful man! I'm so happy that this podcast brings in gay relationships!

Viking Lad

Worth waking up at 4 in the morning for 😍

Blaise P

Oh man this season is going to be amazing. Can't wait to see what's on all those index cards! And hopefully items will get used past the first few episodes lol

Noah Jay

Normal is already my fav

BlooeyedTroll

Please confirm character name spellings for the wiki :)

Connor

Why am I already in love with Matt’s character 😭

Olivia sutherland

Huh, they’re all playing casters. Neat.

J.S.

DARYLL!! I mean Lincoln 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Allie Gowins

Screaming and CREAMING this is a holy day

Hud PH

It's going to be a very good day.

Kaleb Phillips

Maxton Waller killed it again with this intro song. So ready and hyped for season 2.

Krystle Grygo

Yes!! Literally when I started listening to this podcast I immediately called my brother and was like you gotta listen. It sounds like John Mulaney playing D&D. I even had to look up who the actual DM was just to confirm I wasn't crazy

Sydney Payan

Just finished re-listening to the first season to get ready for this!!

Benjamin Hall

YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!

Horus

Daddy? I mean daddy, sorry daddy, sorry daddy?!

Ryan Hammond

IM SO FUCKING HYPE

Avery Martinez

Not me literally gasping like a startled victorian woman to see that this dropped (& see the new art)

Kiera Conrad

Having a physical reaction to a new episode popping up. Much yes. Very yay

Michael

Matt's character makes me think of Elijah Woods character from the movie The Faculty.

Kasey P

😁😁😁

Noelle Gretzinger

My body is ready

Ramon Bravo

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Kevin McGuckin

Why is John Mulaney bullying children

chophouse

LETS GOOOO

Hunter Elliott

Yessssss, been waiting for thiss

Kevin Esteban

LET'S GOOOOOO

S Cato

Beth just playing Beth lol

Clark Kent

Today’s the daaaayyyy!!!

Christopher Cariglio

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh THIS IS HAPPENING

Terran Benedict

Lol I went to school with a guy named Taylor Swift!! 😅

Austin Arguelles

Whoo let's gooo

Dominick Jansen

AAAAA ITS FINALLY HERE!

Austin Baker

YEEAAAA

Connor Tuttle

Let’s do this baby!

Sergio

YEAH BOIIII

nataly ortiz

The new intro music fucking slaps!

Jake W

YESSS

Sarah Nielsen

Hell yeah!

Jake Keane

Got my chews and ready to listen. I'm so glad you are back!

William Thomas

YAAAAS IM SO EXCITED

maude the goblin

WOOO

Brian Dickie

AHHHHH I'M READY

Rylie Stegman

YES!

Emily

Let’s gooooooooo

Christopher Pete

Way

Alex Hrebin

PISSING AND CRYING

Cooper Johnson

No way

will

Going crazy in the anatomy class rn. Going to listen once I get out

Alan Rodriguez

This is more exciting than meatloaf night!

Alex Hrebin

lets fucking gooooo

Julie Sterba

Yesssss!!! I’m so ready!!!

Destiny

OHHHH SHIT

Amanda Edwards

Hellz yeah been so hyped

Lucas

YES

Connor Lawrence

Yeeees!! I’m so excited!

Lauren E

OH SHEEEET

Laurynas Mulevičius

FINALLY. THE ONLY REASON I USE PATREON

Michael Von Doom

IT’S HAPPENING! 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

Annabelle Jacobs

SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

Cove

I am vibrating with excitement!!

Eli Lavarias

EEE!!!

tortoise

ITS HERE LET’S GOOOOO

Frickity

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

River Shields

LETS GOOOOO IM SO HYPE

Annie Almonde

Must wait patiently for live listen 😶

Kyle Barnes

OMG IT'S HERE

Stephanie Neher

crying

Gerald Lee

IT'S HAPPENING!

Dalton Everette

AW YEAH BABY LETSSS GOOOOO

Mik L

Yesssssss!

Thomas Lam

LETS GOOOO

Corn

I'm so excited!!!!

RJ Schoeneck

I've never clicked on a notification faster

Allison

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Bradley Wolosin

So happy right now!!

Janessa Fodge

I am going to love work tonight!!

Jacob Galey

Just starting work damn can't wait till Im driving home

Onett

Just woke up without the alarm. My body knew what time it was

Ben Monteith

It’s out!!!!!!

Alonso Gomez

It’s heeeere!

BumblingRose

ITS HEREEEEEE

Denny Oh

YES!!!!!!

Rollin Mike

HELL FUCKIN YEAH BAYYBEEEE

Mustafa Barodawala

Oh thank god

David Levcovitz

WOOOOO

Ashleigh Santaliz

ITS HAPPENING

Seth Lerner

you guys got me good :’)

Sydney Wigder

YOOOO

Zach Hagen

OH MY GODODOSOSOD

Kade Drum

Happy crying at the moment.

Ronan Biggs


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