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[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. III - The End of the Line

Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers clear their name and race to save Olp's family!

We'll be doing a live listen next week (Week of the 28th) due to various members of the team being away so stay tuned!

This episode contains profanity, violence, body horror, and sexual references.

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[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. III - The End of the Line

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The most underrated joke, "I'm something of a nipple myself"

Justin Robins

Dancing in the desert felt like pure Adventure Time

Nolan

Every time I re listen to this, I find at least one new thing that makes me crack up. This time it’s Mon Mothra’s reaction to her ex-imperial fellow council member getting half his face caved in: “What an incredible punch!”

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Poor Dash Rendar... 😂 Finally listening to these after a few years

Jeremy Mong

The ONE person with a kid doesn’t want to go had me crying. It’s the little things folks.

Tony Loch

May the force fuck you in the mouth

UND3R8ED

SNUGGLE PUPPY??????? relistening to this and just realized what that was - matthew “had a toddler while i was recording this” arnold over here, im dying laughing

Daina Scully

Listening to Yaddle saying "compromise is the way forward" and ignoring the horrible crimes of a fascists regime really hits hard listening on the same day Schumer betrayed the Dems and American people in the spirit of "compromise" 🙃🤬

Corey Landers

Was that an Obi nod? That joke kinda flew over my head

Marcus Larson

Ok so i work in a library and hearing "smells like come you do" killed me and now i need to shhh myself!

Morgan Dixon

It is assumed that she didn't have the same teachings as Yoda did, where Yoda speaks the way he does because that's an extremely old Jedi dialect, and if Yaddle didn't, well she either chose not to speak that way or she didn't go to the same school Yoda did

Dylan Tyler

Difference between a suggestion and a command lol

Dylan Tyler

this fucking universe

ketchup kola

Yeah. And to each their own. I prefer a lot more crunch in my RPG systems. I'm an old school GURPs guy, if that explains where I'm coming from.

Steven Austin

It's soooooo much better than random d20 black and white rolls. It makes way more sense to roll your skill level versus a difficulty and allows for FAR more narrative game play. If you're not creative or not a good improvisor, then I can see how it would be rough. I have had so many situations in the ffg system where I failed a check but got enough advantages to make other cool things happen. Like on the brink of death and my last final swing of my vibro sword misses but I got a triumph. That allowed me to narrate hitting the ceiling and dropping down electrical wires that incapacitated the droid that was about to kill me. So much better than "oh I needed a 13 to hit but rolled a 12 boo hoo."

Hey kid, immacomputer

Genuinely appreciate the harry caray reference haha!

GreyPhonix

Absolute cinema.

Ace Hutson

i have never enjoyed smth more than the ending of this

Nobody

Yeah, these episodes came out about a year before it was made canon that she was killed by Dooku around the same time that Phantom Menace takes place

Chequavia Dallis

I imagined the push pop being not dissimilar to dumbledors deluminator.

Hapyy

OMG, I hate Fantasy Flight Games' roll system so much. LOL Great job making a playthrough of a crap system actually fun to listen to, though.

Steven Austin

Jedi mind control is closer to charm person the person knows they are force presuaded after the fact, but sith have an ability called mind domination which makes them practically slaves.

Rezombified

This was perfect not sure if this happened before yaddle was retconned to be killed by count dooku tho, but loved it anyway.

Rezombified

"I think I'm gonna be a farmer" might be one of my favorite lines all time from DnDads

Pedro Machado Figueira

I originally didn’t care for these episodes, but on my 3rd listen thru now and dang this was so good

Peter Blenski

Great Hitchhikers Guide reference, I love it

The Shim Sham Man .

I’m dying, my Girl Scout troop went to Huntsville AL for space camp and we were all from the Kentuckiana area 😂😂

Blakely Wilder

So when Freddie mentioned that Lightning is the power of a Sith, my mind immediately went to an joke I heard a while ago: "You know the Sith are evil because they use evil powers like lightning. Meanwhile, the Jedi only use good powers, like mind control!"

Jack Futty

Why did Matt sound like a muppet singing his song?

Creekie05

I only use the app on iOS and I ended up signing out of Patreon, uninstalling the app and reinstalling and then I was finally able to listen.

Funkmasta B

I've been having errors related to Chrome, which I think is related to tis updates, but it is fixed now. Are you still experiencing them?

Blake Edward

Anyone else having an issue playing this episode? I keep getting errors when trying to listen to Ep3 and the Walter/Paeden one shot.

Funkmasta B

this miniseries was so fucking funny oh my god. definitely my favorite

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"Daath Jizzious" Beth May. Killed me

Eddy B

Beth prophesied the human gun at 48:46 👀👀👀

Rebecca S ✌🏻

I am personally insulted that Will said anyone under 25 doesnt know what it means to hide folders within folders on desktops. That's what I did with fanfiction on my family computer when I when I was 9 and now I'm 23. But also fair assessment

Anville

They retconned Yaddles retcon in Tales of the Jedi. She was killed by Dooku and did not speak at all like Yoda, which raises some questions.

Jason Garrett

Yall said this guy was like 4 by 5 feet i def think he could’ve caused so much damage

Chewypanda

I would kill to listen to Beth describe bowling alley videos for an hour straight, that is the hardest i’ve laughed in months

Alaria LN

Best part of this episode was when Yappa died

Andrew Katapodis

It took me too long to get around to listening this campaing and it was pure gold

Spinnaker

does this mean they have like ethernet internet but not wifi?

Caz Flip Smith

"I'm a little bit of a nipple myself" - Freddie Wong, 2021

Caz Flip Smith

Everytime I listen to this, I have to pause the moment the techno beats play in the alley scene. And just laugh and wonder about my life a little bit.

Jamison Embrey

"I climb into his womb" is the worst thing ever.

Cory Graham

I look forward to the sequel

Felis, Lightsworn Archer

I'm shocked no one pointed out that the HoloNet exists in the SW universe and is literally the "hyperinternet" Freddie mentioned around 19:30.

Dancakes

"may the Force fuck you in the mouth"

Armund Wolffe

Will saying “I think I’m gonna be a farmer.” I fucking died 😂

A DnD channel

I totally related to YapYap taking out that Imperial Leader. My favorite Matt Arnold Character

Shameer Goss

I was so hoping Will would say that the new band would have been Avril Lavigne

Tyler Jones

I hope Freddie isolates his “I’m a bit of a nipple myself” for his morning-DJ-style soundboard of ridiculous out of context quotes he’s assembling.

Oddity Monger

I think Will uses that for Glenn, after the body swap

DJ Danger Close

Yap yaps crying was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. My sister and I heard it and passed out from laughing

lucas klettl

Matt really said "you walked into the wrong dream, motherfucker"

Sebby

He totally uses that as a dad fact!!!!

Kelsie Charbonneau

The fact that the universe came together in such a way that the line THE CUM IS IMMATERIAL! exists is just 👌🏼

Kiera Conrad

I've never heard so many robot cum jokes in such quick succession. Masterful.

hankenstein

So I take it they learned how to speak Hutteess lol After droid died I was wondering how they knew what he was saying 😂

Nicholas Szkolnik

Dungeons and daddies is great, but Gungans and Daddies is a MASTERPIECE

Kyle & Stef

I would die for Grimla

Rose Meadows

thanks for spoiling the godfather jk

Noah Edwards

Holy shit! That ending!

AcetrainerKat

To Freddie: 1. You're not sorry, don't lie. 2. Your next dad fact should totally be that Glenn has in fact been abducted by aliens, but Glenn just thinks it was a really bad acid trip.

Elisha Daniel

"It walked towards us, it limped away" Never related to an npc more...

Elisha Daniel

Holy shit this may be some of the best you have ever done... 😂😂😂❤

Hakon Halldorsson

Thank you for making such a hilarious bonus for all of us. Showed me how much even starwars can be so hilarious to listen to with y'all. Yap Yappa and Beef were amazing!

Garrett McFarland

Anthony does an annoyingly good Kermit voice

Taylor Lockwood

Rey's last name is Star Wars and no one can convince me otherwise.

Austin Baker

This is so not relevant, but this morning I was cracking an egg on the granite countertop and the phrase "Mos Eisley Hardness Scale" popped into my head. I figured if anyone can turn that into a workable joke, someone here can lol

Montanna Tilton

Nice pull from pre-Disney canon with the anti-force lizards

Zack S

Was this in person because Freddy and Matt @ the end. 😂😂😂😂

Emeryth

i LOVED this!!! Seriously amazing!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard omg

Tinyhumanbrain76

rachel is correct!! it’s the dad fact for glenn that will shared during their second body swap episode of the main campaign ^^

Giselle

Hilarious. I love that Beth knows almost nothing about Star Wars. That makes it more hilarious. All of you are great but Beth May is my favorite.

Roger Douglass

When Beth was like "I think Gurdy dies of natural causes" I laughed so hard I almost choked on my own spit. DAMN IT, BETH MAY, you can't keep getting away with this!!!!

Agnieszka Górecka

For Glenn https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdfUrY6y/

Lillian Hue McKinney

I think it's referring to a dad gave that Glenn was once abducted by aliens but believed it to be an acid trip.

rockL

So I guess canonically, Glenn survives the events of the main campaign right? Unless he had a Star wars adventure prior to the main campaign in which case, awesome.

Black Mesa Radio

To Matt Arnold: I never thought I would get choked up over A podcast called Gungans and Daddies All That Jizz but when Yap Yapa Yowser sung that song near the end.... It got to me. Good job man

zack smith

Forever crying over the EU

Emily Eytchison

Everyone Is John is a lot of fun.

Adam

I couldn't stop laughing. I loved this goal. Thank you <3

Eric McDaniel

LOVED IIIT! my request for future roleplaying systems for fun: everyone is john and Feng Shui! :D

Megan

Jfc that ending/after credits sequence killed me, I don't think I stopped laughing for the entire last twenty minutes

Matilda

Yes Yessssss. If we can't have the Zhan books in movie form we can get it from podcasts.

Kevin Wixom

Ysalamir reference SENT me. Perfection.

Emily Eytchison

I think that was one of the funniest things Ive ever listened to. Burned myself at work because I was wheezing laughter over Wills failed piloting roll

Derc

Matt here: Love all her books. And yeah, our daughter can't read, but she can sing that song. Its always the last book she wants to read before bed.

Matthew Arnold

Fantastic, absolute killer of an ending

Noelle Bartley

Oh god, that "Snuggle Puppy" reference killed me. I've had to read/sing that book to my daughter so many times.

Brian Tajuddin

I loved this episode of debate me coward!

Charlie Karls

*Spoilers* So Will's character is the only one allowed to survive the stretch campaigns? That's jizzed up man

Clare Gaskin

This was bloody excellent <3 Matt was just stellar in this, and the tie in at the end about killed me

Sonja Repetti

This is the funniest episode of anything I have ever heard.

Dylan

My Alabama heart jumped when he says Huntsville

Leah Suzor

NOOOOOOIIIICE

Dawn

So you're telling me they use the thermos from Danny Phantom on midichlorians? Perfection.

Owen Edwards

This episode is buck wild.

Brian Linares

Save Olp's family?! What are the Jizzboppers a bunch of bleeding hearts now?! Where's the grift?! Where's the showbiz?! ;)

Austin Baker

Looking forward to the round up on Talking Jizz

Alasdair Cooper

Wuut?! Blessings

Arthur Williams

Was just wondering where this masterpiece was !

Adam Malaki

HYPE!!!

Chungus Bombadil

We are blessed this week everyone, live show now this. Awesome!

James Bacilek

Yes!!!!!!!!

Baba

FINALLY!

Konrad is my name

Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

The Overthinker

Im jizzing

Michelle wood

But also, I literally *just* finished a long, menial, labor-intensive task where this would have been a godsend. I timed it all wrong!

Christopher Pete

*gasp*

Keith Robinson

Fantastic! Can't wait to get ball's deep in this tale of jizz

Philip Bedingfield

Oh frick yeah!

Christopher Pete

yessss

Rollin Mike


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