[No Ads] Ep. 60 - Goblin

✨️SPOILERS✨️ Glen predicted it, he will never "die" cuz he's a demon now lol

Anxious_Introvert_lol

I wonder if they look like Trudy

Daniel Bryn

I’ve listened to this episode sooooo mannyyy times and I still get goosebumps everytime Willy walks in with such pure doesn’t care.

Alice Striker

“Fantasy fish you’ve never seen before. They look like trout.” -slept on line

Troy Galinski

Out of all of the emotionally manipulative villains, I think will e. may be the evilest.

SonOfABoofo

🤘

PB

Relistening and hearing Freddie’s very quiet ‘hah’ about a minute before the goblin deez nuts drop is 🤌🏻

Taliesyn Brown

When Glenn dunked on Willie, we all collectively dunked on Willie. Cause that felt like a win in all our hearts. 🤣

allykataru

anthony i am giving you ten dollars a month and this is how you treat us;-; i thought you were my dad

Nick

This is such a legendary episode lmaoo

Jayson Filiatrault

The result of the sugma joke got me good 🤣

Risotto

Dang Anthony I thought we were friends :'(

Ed Ordway

Was hoping the Lombardi quote would be “what the hell is going on out here”

Adam Cappelle

"I'll die happy. I can see my son in Hell, bitch!" I'm going to get that in fancy calligraphy and professionally frame it.

Rae Ellis

Time slows down...

Xwelldo

Honest to God I have gone back to listen to this episode just o hear Freddie's punch line again I cannot even aasdfghkl

Locke Cole

You should have the dads keep their promise to provide the barrels of beer, to the tavern in the earlier episodes, before they can leave The Forgotten Realm. Maybe have David Boreanaz or Dog the Bounty Hunter. Much hilarity ensues.

Roger Douglass

When Anthony used the term pregnant pause... I was waiting for "good for her."

LANDEN REMBE

Goblin.....

Eric McDaniel

Listened to this on the way home from work and Ron’s line to Terry absolutely killed me. I almost had to pull over because I was crying. “Everything he is is everything you aren’t.” It broke my heart

Alyson Crawford

I kinda had my hopes up for a super dark, heavy episode. There are a few times when Beth has said she loves heavy movies and stuff, so I thought this was gonna be the one. I’d love to have an episode where they actively avoid jokes and just make it completely serious. I’m super curious how that would go.

Doug Layne Anderson

I disagree, I never want this to end

Austin Baker

Make next episode the boss fight. End it. Give me season 2 of “moms trying to find their husbands in the forgotten realms” cuz even if it was just 5-6 episodes it would be a great dose of feminine energy to the podcast. Also just to give more story to the real hero’s of this podcast: the moms waiting for y’all to stop doing 5 footers and get ur friggen kids home.

Oscar

It’s up to the DM. The type of homunculi that he uses in this campaign aren’t in the rules-as-written stuff anyway, so he gets to decide the way they work.

JOSHUA SCOFIELD

Earlier in the episode when Freddie made the goblin joke, beth mentions she has written down "sugma" for a similar joke. At the end of the episode she tries to do the joke and asks anthony to let him have it.

Nero Violet

I couldn’t understand what Beth/Ron asked about at the end of the episode I listened twice and I swear they said subway. What was said?

Ben

Will got me this episode, Henry's I love Ron speech was so passionate and Will's whole heart just like spilled into it. This is why this show is so good ❤️

johanna.elise

This episode was AMAZING, can't wait for the live show!

Maddy Sedlor

Fucking yes. Can't believe I called it for the cosy. Plus freddy you mad man with the goblin pun. Also the I'll see my son in hell holy shit that was a wild minute and a half 10/10 would recommend

The_Blueish_knight

Thank you all for the amazing shout out at the end of such a great episode. This has been not only my favorite podcast of all time but one of my most favorite pieces of entertainment ever. You all are amazing.

Adam Ranjo

I feel so bad for Ron. My poor sweet dumb Ron. You all did amazing this episode, had me thinking Freddie was getting Killed.

Emily pratt

It took everything I had not to break down laughing in the middle of a Bass Pro Shop at the Goblin line. Freddie, you mad man, keep up the great work!

Camden Maccagnone

Beth absolutely smashed this episode out the park. Amazing stuff.

Zombie Milhouse

So much talk about how this episode wouldn't be funny, but you guys managed to have serious dramatic confrontation while including one of the funniest individual jokes in the entire series

Jackson Carroll

went through all the motions on this one, discomfort, laughing my ass off, right into shock.

Sky

Sorry if this is a spoiler . I'm not too versed on spells and such, but as it was a homunculus of Willie and not him, would "Power Word Kill" actually work? (Not being a rule lawyer or anything, just curious)

Martyn Anderson

If the intro to the next ep is a parody of the Goblin k-drama i’m going to die 😂😂😂

Cassandra Chan

HELL YEAH Parker Lewis Can't Lose!!!

Emily

Freddie made me almost cough up a fuckin lung with that goblin line jesus christ

Sadie

Anthony was perfect in every beat here. He planned a great session that must have been hard to act. I respect the hell out of that. Beth stuck with it, but I feel like Anthony took the cake on this one. The other daddies really didn’t engage with the tone of the session, they deflected with humor and did everything they could to avoid immersing themselves in the pretend abusive situation. I respect that too.

JOSHUA SCOFIELD

I really think Anthony let Willy get too easily distracted from using Power Word: Kill on Glenn. Other than that, great episode.

Forrest Gump DOES NOT hold up well y’all.

Chai Reynolds

Anthony took it easy this show

Baba

That was incredible! I love you daddies

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Ended the episode with a sugma, Nice.

Tobias Lindstedt Kjellberg

Matt with the gun is my new favorite combo, never run out of bullets.

Lemmiwinks

The real fans know what’s after the New patron announcements

John Mendez

Sugma

jinx

Repost and Share: Donate money to convice Anthony to let Beth have Sugma this Father's day on the discord #episode60lesson #letherhaveit

meaghan m

What did Beth say to end it? I rewound it a few times and have no idea.

Ryan

yall n darryl w the gun, this is such an epic episode, why i listen to Dndads

meaghan m

omg and the fish move, bethica may

meaghan m

Jesus fucking Christ I haven’t been this tense since the bridge fight

Joaquin Evia Del Puerto

THAT WAS NECESSARY COMEDIC WISDOM AND ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY MOMENTS IM SCREAMING

meaghan m

This episode was an example of a man with nothing to lose i,e Glenn 🤣

DeviantRabbits

Man I really wished if they asked if Willy is less powerful than Daryl's dad

Anthony Rodriguez

Freddies goblin these nuts fucking bangs, not just because it was funny, but because it was the perfect antithesis to Willie's overly serious bullshit. It proves that positivity and levity are kind of Willie's big glowing weak spot.

MaxKCool

Didn't know Willie's response to Ron would hit so hard. Geez. Way to balance it out with that "sugma" bit at the end though.

Matthew Cagle

An episode has never had me reluctantly feel so many different feelings I feel violated in the best way

John Mendez

Glenn possibly just won the whole podcast with that comeback 🤣 So proud of Ron and the daddies!

Sharity Galyean

I think you're under the impression that the squad knows how to cast spells.

Ben Steier

"Do not. Tell her. What that lawn mower does."

The Overthinker

At "on deez nuts" I nearly sprayed the mouthful of powerade I'd just taken in. And I'll be honest. It was an Olympic feat that I didn't. But hoo boy. It was close... Glenn. Close. ;D

Charleen Lamphere

Haven't laughed that hard out loud in a LONG time

Ian Sloan

This was so great.

Andrew Davidson

Omg I'm so glad you all are back together! What a GEM

kayce webber

Loved how the dads rallied around Ron when Willy was being a huge dick.

Shelby

Just an observation; why didnt Ron just mimic Willys voice with that one spell to open the box?

Jeremy Horvath

Freddie wins this episode 🤣

Noah Jay

Yes, Patrons will receive a VOD of the livestream event!

Ashley Nicollette

Can't hear Beth do Ron without hearing Owen Wilson now. It's great!

Darryl Holiday II

Lmfao "Matt 'Nipple Play' Arnold" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

AngryPineapple

That's the most ominous title yet. Is it even a pun? I'm so nervous but excited

Austin Baker

Do patrons get the vod?

Devin

Nice work on the time stamp 1:11:11 😂

Chris Wall

Gonna miss out on the live listen, but will be listening to this later tonight in work! I am Concerned after reading the episode description 😂

Kiera

Into the fire to dance with the devil

Bob McCoog

🤘

Rollin Mike

Gahh! Can't wait!

Drew Noss