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[No Ads] Ep. 44 - Deck Picks

Henry, Ron, Glenn, and Mr. Moustache draw from The Deck of Many Things, and nothing will ever be the same...

This episode contains graphic language, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal death.

[No Ads] Ep. 44 - Deck Picks

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Seeing your follow up comment killed me

Dalton Teague

I just heard Mr. Mustache say he wishes scam didn't die. And I want to say I knew it lol. I was like that's the only choice. Back to the episode! Love this show

Michael Horton

Literally the best episode of the whole show.

Liz from Time to Die! A DnD Podcast

This is my first time listening and this is my favorite episode so far.

Nick

Oh….. nevermind. 😅 this is so much worse.

Oddkeep

YEEESSSS!!! I’m so glad Scam is back

Oddkeep

If they made a playing card deck it would be cool. Each dad is a face card and ace. Scams is the joker. The honda, cern, moustaches and something else could be the suits

mandy

I'm like 420!!!!!! Lol

Jones

Walter uses it in the end battle

MuteMouse

I'm relistening to the whole series again, and I forgot, does anyone know if Glenn actually ever used his giant enemy crab? Lmaoo

Jay Moriarty

matt’s dad fact made me stop mid workout to make a peanut butter sandwich lol

siogosho

For sure

withinmyself

If you do figure it out please let me know

FloralKitten172

Yea I have the same problem, try updating patreon and restarting your phone. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

FloralKitten172

Wondering if anyone else experiences this. These episodes played using the patreon app on Android cuts out the last like 8 seconds. It does this every time and it's not like it's stopping short. It looks like it plays till the end, the progress bar shows full like it's at the very end. Super annoying. Doesn't do it in a browser window on my PC.

withinmyself

I wish I could listen to this for the first time again, because I totally forgot about the connection between mr. Mustache and Scam Likely, and MM undoing scam's death was one of the greatest moments ever. Still great the 2nd time though

withinmyself

We need a season 2 deck of many things arc

withinmyself

Mmm, *delightful* episode

Teehea

I always picture Beth passing Freddie while giving him the bird in the intro.

They Call Me Ash

What is your comfort episode and why is it Deck Picks?

Emily Smith

Such a blast 🤣

Risotto

Even rewarching this for a third time this episode is genuinely insane. Also Beth's outrous are godly.

james carter

One of my favourite intros, the HeavyWeight homage is perfect. Considering that podcast's style, you could even consider Freddie driving and handing out cards to be part of the homage, other than he's no longer doing the voice

Jesse Barbour

I'm relistening to S1 now and I have to say, Beth May is the funniest fucking person on this cast 😂

Morgan Ferguson

Totally agree with the McAvoy comments <3

Rachel MacArthur

Wet peanut butter IS THE WORST. I feel you Matt

Savana Trudel

Man. Relistening to this episode is so fucking wild. I'm so glad I decided to give Odyssey another spin before moving into S2. So much of Anthony's foreshadowing came together in this episode in such a great way. Really makes you appreciate the editing too. Absolutely stunning. If you're thinking of going through the story once more, for the way this episode pans out alone, I *highly* recommend it.

Nick Johnson

And did they just forget about the Crab?

Xwelldo

So this was all Will's fault!!

Xwelldo

My boy Scam Likely is ruined. 😭 PULL ANOTHER CARD I WANT THE TRUE SCAM BACK. Everytime my phone rings with the SL ringtone, my heart aches now.

ChristopherTedrick

This one’s probably one of the best episodes LOOOOOL

trenton aka mini

I second this idea! I thought I was going to pee my pants at this part, I was laughing so hard.

Alexandria Lago'o

Same, I've been thinking about this ever since the episode aired

Skye Fibrefox Stitchcraft

I was thinking the same! But if what they said is canon, about Scam Likely knowing about what would've happened and just stayed in the ravine to prevent much things changing, then Scam would have the orb, and not the dad's. Which would be a pretty good scam to keep the orb.

Gabriel Virgen

I've now laughed loudly in the grocery store three times!!

Bjørn W Westblad

Matt I have the same issue with wet peanut butter. I know exactly what you're talking about, it's the worst smell

Lana Banana

The mission impossible 2 and face off lines dropped in the series are so good. ANYBODY GOT A LIGHT?!?!!!

Stikas

This is one of my favorite episodes but if Scam Likely was brought back shouldn't they have gotten the Ancient Gold Dragon?

Jason WillowHammer

You’d think I’d be more used to hearing my own name. It’s not exactly rare. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Travis Stewart

I keep forgetting Beth has a room mate named Travis. Every time she mentions him I’m like “Hey they’re talking about me!...oh, wait”

Travis Stewart

First of all how dare you? Second of all I can’t believe I just listened to the funniest episode of a podcast I’ve ever had the pleasure to have in my ears and how impossible it will be to explain to non-podcast listening friends 😭

Katie Bonnett

This was legitimately amazing.

Albert Stern

I am absolutely crying laughing at work. I'm going to have to listen to this one again later 😂

Brad

Hit me! *DING* Hit me! *DING* *CRAB MECH* Hit me! *Skull* Hi, Imma kill you now. Hit me! *Soul gets torn from body*

Andrew

Or f you f you f you

Asad khan

Please make merch with a squirrel saying "I'm coming for you mother f*****"

Asad khan

I didn’t realize how much I missed Scam Likely until tears welled up in my eyes. Damn you 2020. Always doing me dirty.

Olivia Marino

This was honestly my favorite episode up to date :D

Veronika

All hail Anthony Burch, Handmaiden of Chaos.

Stormy

I've never played DnD so now wtf

Ryley Ellis

This episode’s sense of timing and suspense was on par with the final episode of Mountains of Dadness. Pure Gold

Che Vive

Laughed the whole time. Best episode yet!

Travis Townley

I wasn't ready for that rollercoaster of emotions!

Leah Bednarz

And THAT'S how Glenn plays blackjack

Steeeeeeeeve

Holy fuck this might be the best episode yet

Grace Williams

Well Actually is such a perfect nod to You're Wrong About 🤣

Mandy Murdock

NOOOOO! My sweet SL! How could you?!

Ryan

Glenn/Freddie made my night.

Battle Brothers Tabletop

when his sould left glen should of flipped death the bird Constantine style

lilguy31

I can't. That was too wild

Brian Fields

The order and distribution of those cards could not have been more perfect 😂😂😂

Josie Tiffany

That episode is why the Deck of Many Things exists. It's an absurd item and always has been, but at its best, it results in something like that.

Douglas Underhill

👌

Sam

Jesus fucking christ I had so many open-mouth disbelief moments in this fucking episode

Haley Borden

Much like Henry's favourite fruit, this episode was absolutely bananas

Robin Rohman

This was absolutely wild. I want to hear Will's 9000 IQ, galaxy brain play!

Nick Forche

Best episode ❤️

Johan Dahlström

I love how we went from "Henry gives a heartfelt goodbye to his mother as she finally tries to kill her abuser" to "Glenn has a fucking *crab mech*!* In like, 10 minutes within the Daddy-verse. This podcast is so insanely good

Christopher Pete

I'm so excited for Glenn to try to fight his daddy issues in a giant lobster mech

Christopher Pete

Because he's a growing boy!

Christopher Pete

Sounds like you're saying, "Well, Actually, it isn't the best use of the Balance card."

Christopher Pete

I have not laughed this loud this often in so long. Outstanding.

Stikas

If Freddy does not begin next episode with a Kenny Loggins’ Danger Zone parody I may sue for emotional damage 🎶 Banished to the Shadow Realm 🎶

Cody Lawrence

I mean, oh my god. I had just caught up after I started listening in September so this is my first "real time" episode and not having the next one locked and loaded is KILLING ME.

rockL

I'm so upset about scam and mr mustache. They are dead and I am holding their funeral

Delaney Garry

OMG that ending!!!!!! I almost caused an accident.

Alex Robert

This is me the whole episode 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

Glen Goldsbury

Is there a way to pay to get the next episode like now, if so I'll happily pay

Arnar Breki

Best episode yet, god damn.

Nate Zabinski

I need the video for this episode

Ashley Laduranteay

This was insane, and I loved every minute of it.. Long live Ron Stampler!

Nic K Poulter

Holy shit man. A legit roller coaster ride.

Philip Briones

Great stuff peeps

Sampanache

Holy.. fucking shit I am SHAKING. The emotional rollercoaster that just happened is unparalleled

Playgono

My friends at work think im insane now for hackling while listening to this in my ears... good job Daddies! cant wait for next episode!

deidra henson

I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard, holy crap. Y’all, that was spectacular!

Robin

Brilliant.

Crom Thews

Classic Glenn though ‘You can’t kill me if I do something worse to myself!’

The Overthinker

Just finished the rollercoaster of emotions of a podcast and all I have to say is. We need a new enamel pin of a Fedora with a rose with the words Well Actually. To go along with the Scam Likely pin

Ninjalord25

Ho-ly shit! I am amazed and stupefied. This was crazy.

The Overthinker

One of the most unexpected twists and turns so far from the podcast, whiplash left and right--fantastic!

Noelle Bartley

Lol why were beth downing shots?! Hahah great episode, love the ending. It sets up a cool quest

Simon Jensen

Anyone else get anxious the whole time they were drawing?!?!?

deidra henson

My wife was on a conference call and came into the room super pissed, cause while I was wearing my headphones, I was also feverishly clapping and laughing uncontrollably at Glenn's fate

Justin Lamb

Well... this was... wow... it really did have everything XD <3

David Donahue

That ending was metal.

Andrew

One of the best fucking episodes! Anthony is incredible as a DM, and I love everyone else too!

Isaiah Galaviz

I was crying laughing when Glenn pulled his last card! omg!

Hilary Andrews

As a scam likely fan I’ve never been more devastated

Belda Ward

The whiplash. I was so happy with the return of Scam Likely, but then cried with his fate. And Glenn what’s gonna happen?!?! I’m literally anxious about the next episode as much as I was with this one

Liutas Anderson

Amazing

john noble

This was the funniest fucking episode of any podcast of all time, I almost threw up like 3 times. LEDGENDS.

PhemieC

Wow.

Kevin McGuckin

Omg the whiplash! I genuinely went through every single emotion with this!

Anthony Brown

Magnificent

Just Some Guy

what the hell just happened lmao

Roshan Bhatia

This was the most beautiful mess I've heard, it had everything we could have hoped for.

Oniel Infante

This was bloody wild

Marcus Rolf

This might be my favorite episode in a very long time 😂

Emily Wallick

The heavyweight intro gave me chills! I love when you use other podcast intros lol. Also why is will always eating something in the beginning podcast now? 😂

Nick Morris

That was great!

Virgil McClurken

Dear God, this is such GOLD!! 😂

Emeryth

Scam likely was my favorite character I feel so many emotions I can’t process

Shade_of_light

Nevermind

Michael M

ANTHONY YOU SON OF A BITCH

Elliot

What a rollercoaster

Quentin Galuteria-Soares

Best use of the fates card in recorded history. Thank you Anthony Burch.

Michael M

“This episode contains graphic language, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal death.” Oh sweet Jesus this is gonna be a ride

Jeremy Crist

Oh man, that intro 😂

Robin

Carry on

Jose Sanchez

If the episode isn't loading, please refresh - should be working now

Dungeons and Daddies

I had to click on the announcement in the discord for minet o work.

Kayla Garza

Mine says "0:00 -0:00" so there's no audio.

Kayla Garza

Still not working for me. Edit: it just worked for me after I refreshed again.

Hamilton Nguyen

It just started working for me

Gage Stoneman

Can’t get it to play

Benjamin Jenkins

Can't listen for some reason.

Jose Sanchez

I cant listen either... my anxiety is thru the roof after the last episode! Ergh...

deidra henson

The content warning uh oh

siân

It's just a picture for me, I don't see the player

Gage Stoneman

Nope, it's not showing up for me either

Lyle Martin

I cannot find a way for this episode to play... an i the only one?

KGPL

I have been anxious about this episode since we realized what the snacks were.

Nick Bidaurreta

OMG THE HEAVYWEIGHTS INTRO THATS SO FRIKKEN GOOOOOOOOOOD

Aleksie von Disterlo

The content warning basically spoiled it wow

JOHN NALL

THIS MY FIRST TIME HERE AND IM EXCITED ITS THIS EPISODE

Brandon Solorio

AAAAHHHHH I don't know if I'm prepared for this!! (The Live Listen is still at 4pm PST though?)

Danibee

Fear

Chloe Ashton

IM VERY SCARED

Abby Reeves

This content warning has me SHOOK

A Jordan

I'M NOT READY

David N

Gosh diggity darn finally get to listen...my body is ready

Caleb Maldonado


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