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[BONUS] ROCKS ROCK! EP

Henry "Professor" Oak presents: Rocks Rock!, a raps EP of geologic proportions! 

We've attached a .zip file containing 320 kbps MP3s to this post.

Update 9/9/2020 - We've also attached .flac stems!

Track Listing

1. A Hamilton for the Museum
2. Rocks Rock!
3. Racism Doesn't Rock
4. A Spirited Debate
5. The Rock Cycle, ft. W. Yang; C. Cartwright; T. Leacock
6. Time for Bed
7. Cummingtonite

Credits

Rocks Rock is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Lyrics by Will Campos. Performed by Will Campos.

Racism Doesn’t Rock is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Additional string arrangement by Freddie Wong. Lyrics by Will Campos. Additional lyrics by Freddie Wong. Performed by Will Campos.

The Rock Cycle is produced/mixed by Maxton Waller. Additional production by Freddie Wong. Lyrics by Will Campos, Beth May, Freddie Wong, and Matt Arnold. Performed by Will Campos, Beth May, Freddie Wong, and Matt Arnold.

Cummingtonite is produced by Maxton Waller and Cory Barker. Mixed by Maxton Waller. Engineered by Cory Barker. Additional guitar by Freddie Wong and Maxton Waller. Lyrics by Will Campos. Additional lyrics by Freddie Wong. Performed by Will Campos. Additional vocals by Adrian Javon Martin.

This album was mixed and produced by Maxton Waller, and mastered by Eric Sampson and Wildflower Recorders.

Skits performed by Matt Arnold, Anthony Burch, Will Campos, Beth May, and Freddie Wong

Cover art by Lauren Haroutunian

Special thanks to Anne Turnbull

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If you're on your phone, you're going to want to use the Files app (hilariously named the same across iOS and Android) to open the album: iOS instructions | Android instructions 

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[BONUS] ROCKS ROCK! EP

Comments

I love the turn that Racism Doesn’t Rock took

Henry Rae

Just here to say great handle "SonOfABoofo"

Alvin Bo Balvin

That “ooh” right at the beggining of racism doesnt rock is my favorite sound effect ever

SonOfABoofo

This is better than most albums dropped in the last decade

Trident Craven

I know I'm late but I just wanted to add that I LOVE when you can hear the inspiration from Hamilton!

Elliott Loft Hunderup

Igneous won.

SonOfABoofo

listened again after the butthole ricochet ep dropped, honestly the line “i’m the dark crystal the rest of y’all muppets” is so underrated 😩 can’t wait to hear the s3 musical offering

Leah Kathleen

It's going to be hard to hear the gerudo valley lick without thinking of those absolutely filthy lyrics from now on.

Chris

I wish I could think a thought other than “yabba daba do me give my pussy a ted talk”

Nepsa Gniworg

This is amazing! Listening to this in the morning with my girlfriend during breakfast

JeboyHidde

I really wasnt expecting this to be as horny as it was, but i guess thats on me haha topnotch content

Taylor Margan

There is not a single time that I listen to this where i don't laugh at the To Pimp a Butterfly end poem thing. It's soooo good.

DynamicGorgon6

As a science educator, I fully endorse this album

Jessica McAdams

Beth in The Rock Cycle was completely out of left field

calvin

why this white boy got so much flow?? dripping in the sauce??

sarah s

We need another album

ric3p

Holy shit. I got the patron just for this, Henry was always my favorite but was he always this… hot?!?!

Ori

Hey, why is this so good?

Arthur Levin

I realize this is way late to the party but this is truly glorious. This is going in my work playlist haha. d

Jaina Brannan

I was FINALLY able to figure out how to download the EP and just listened to it. Holy shit, this was FANTASTIC. I was not expecting the To Pimp a Butterfly epilogues. They were so well done, they were perfectly spoofed from that album. Hats off to you guys.

Alex

As a soil scientist this album has become my new anthem I will be listening to this any time I'm in the field

Kendall Breland

Beth went so hard in this I can’t even 😂. I binged every Episode on Spotify and now I’m starting over with the uncut episodes. I love this so much thank y’all for being so great at what you do

Jacob Alvarado

Beth’s verse is literally always stuck in my head, and I think I sound insane trying to explain where “yabadaba-do me, give my pussy a TED talk” is from to my friends and family.

Sam

I’m not gonna lie Beth’s verse got me feeling some type of way about rocks that I never thought I would.😳

Braden Ingraham

fully did not expect cummingtonite and now i think i'm dead, what a wild way to end this

Natalia Urzua

I just listened to this for the first time in total astonishment! What the heck is this? I love it. But also how random do you wanne be?- yes

Jonah Marks

Lark and Sparrow's little cameo cracked me up :D

Spinnaker

came here to comment this hahahahaha

Captain Dirtbeard

Now that I'm caught up, I've subbed here and am listening for the first time and holy crap this song is on point. Definite rage vibes

Ron Forster (ThatReallyOldDude)

I think all characters in the rock cycle are just random co workers of henrys

GillableGuy

In which sense of the word hot lol

GillableGuy

Was that a little Gerudo Valley tunes mixed into Cummingtonite?! :D Love the show!

Norken

I’m so behind on this podcast and only just got around to listening to the album and the Talking Dads episode with Maxton Waller. I listened to both 3 times today. It’s so awesome!

MushWitch

New Patron here, and holy crap... I knew this was going to be good, but this is insane.

R0$3YY

Hot damn, re-evaluating Henry after minute 3 of the Racism doesn't Rock track.

Keelan O'Hea

Great point! Done :)

Ashley Nicollette

Should probably tag this w/ #music

Orbital

I saved a bunch of the bonus content to enjoy once I finished catching up with the episodes- including the Rocks Rock album. Just played it through (twice) and dad-oh-dad, this is everything I needed going into Monday. Thank you all for this national treasure!!!

Jess Raymond

Just subscribed and I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED! Love the Kendrick post track talking. You all killed this! By the way, George Watsky has a song called "Strong As an Oak" and the beginning of the chorus is "Everything is a-ok, cause I'm strong as an o-a-k!" and I feel like that is just something that could be an Oak family anthem.

Seamus H

No because beth may’s part in track 5 fucked me up so hard. bye

tori

Bangers. Nothing but bangers 😩🤌🏼

Parker Thomas

This is absolutely the greatest thing I've ever heard. You guys fucking killed it! Thank you so much for this work!

Dylan Gilbert

i made this comment and then IMMEDIATELY learned that i could play 2 of these songs at work safely. THIS IS TRULY PREMIUM CONTENT

Daniel Gonzalez

I cannot believe this PREMIUM CONTENT.

Daniel Gonzalez

I don’t know how but this slaps way harder than it has any business slapping

Whit Davis

They're still there on Genius - what do you see when you click the links?

Ashley Nicollette

Guys, please re-upload the lyrics and annotations to the songs: I AM A tiny bit OBSESSEd.

CitizenWriteous

As a HUGE Kendrick Lamar fan I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed every second of this ❤️❤️

Erik Martin

Ok, i'll bite and ask, who is cynthia? I honestly don't know, other than that, holy hell this album POPS HARD

RavenPoe

Absolute fire!

Paid In Paedens

I think I mentioned upthread (too many comments to go looking), but my nephew is at uni going geology. He's wanted to be a geologist since he was like 6. I gave him your "Rocks rock!" pin for Christmas and told him about your podcast, and I played him the Oak rap. He very much appreciated it - was even like "hey yeah that's true!" And I'd *still* love to get him a CD of the album if you ever release one.

Serpentine

Hi Kelly, all the lyrics are on Genius.com, a lyrics annotation database. So much thought when into the lyrics, they are definitely worth appreciating!

Gabrielle Knight

It's absolutely amazing! XD Can we get some lyrics on these too?

Kelly Van Roy

Y'ALL!!🔥

Emalee Russell

How can we buy this for a rock nerd friend?

Detaurus

... I just keep listening to this...

Jan van Egmond

Everytime i download it says the zip has no files

Punks Little

I loved letting that real time Henry blow up wash over me like the baths Henry never takes.

Olivia Marino

I AM LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW AND GODDAMN BETH MAY!

Bunnie Trixx

abso-lutely

Andrew Jemas

I'm screaming at how good "Racism doesn't Rock" is. I've recently gotten into Rage Against the machine and Henry went FULL Zach de la Rocha.

Chey Stranger

I cannot physically comprehend the dirty talk

Mirnaluvsturtles

Thanks for pointing me to that! Quick link for anyone else looking for them: https://genius.com/artists/Henry-oak

ToastyKen

Holy mother of mercy, those Genius lyrics comments are pure freakin' gold! Oh my god!

Christopher Pete

I NEED MORE MUSIC FROM Y'ALL THIS IS SO GOOD

Permelia

I made the mistake of listening to this during dinner and nearly spat food across the room from laughing. Such a progression of “wow this is actually pretty good” “holy fuck this is REALLY good” “HOW IS THIS SO GOOD?!” PS. I want to marry Beth

Jackie Mombourquette

I am SHOOK from Beth's rap verse hahaha

Samantha Melcher

Adequate words do not exist to express how much I love this. Matt recently said in Ep 39 that basically it’s game changing for Henry as a character and I agree. He’s brand new to me now. 🤯

Heidi Nehls

I listened to this while driving and almost crashed from laughing

Righter

this was much hornier than i expected & not in a bad way

Quinn Darling

Beth May had no right to go that hard. I want to hear her do a rap album now.

JEnduro

Packed with greatness. My favorite little detail is when Henry rhymes “show” with “sure” 😂

Tim Kreider

OMG this is utterly fantastic.

Tim Kreider

Was listening to this at work and had to rush to the bathroom during Beth’s verse to avoid breaking down in laughter

Bird Wizard

Ugh really wish I could listen . My phone won't open the file. Maybe I gotta go on my laptop? Can't wait lol

Richie Chantharaj

totally worth being a patreon ^^

iluvtoonlink

I can't believe how had this slaps!

Ink Cerulean

No offense to the boys but Beth's rapping was like, really hot?? The whole thing is so impressive! So much thought and work clearly went into it ❤️

Mickberg

I love how Racism Doesn't Rock turns into a RAtM song, shits a banger

Nathan Mellinger

This album has me QUAKING

Fetterccino

THIS IS A WORK OF ART. made my week, oh my god. if the lyrics are posted anywhere, i’d love to see them; the #rhymes are legitimately fantastic.

r fen

The disclaimer is unnecessary. This is very very great and I can't get Rocks Rock! out of my head. Well done Will ( and the rest of you too of course)

Juneflower

GOD AMAZING

Tam

I am genuinely staggered by the level of commitment to the bit necessary for this to exist. Sincerely: bravo.

C.A. Pinkham

Finally listening to this and it is so amazing! It absolutely blows my expectations out of the water.

J. Marshall Smith

WOW i just listened to this for the first time and was unprepared for both how many things I had flashbacks of from my college geology classes and also how hard this slaps

Marcy Brown

That Gerudo Valley beat in Cummingtonite though!!! This whole EP rocks. You guys killed it!

Maya D'Amico

being a geology major only makes this ep better.

Noah davis

wow you really popped off, these slap for real

Anna Owenson

Beth's part in the battle is so much fun. And so unexpected lol. This is actually something I will listen to occasionally.

Jennifer Pointer

Ok but rocks rock is actually a bop tho

King ETL

I am deeply disturbed by how genuinely good this is. Here's the thing but: my nephew has wanted to be a geologist since weirdly young and is now at uni for it. I've already bought him your Rocks Rock! pin, but I'd love to include this album to go with it. Don't suppose there's a physical copy available to buy anywhere?

Serpentine

I love this so much. Good job guys !

Kerry Novotny

This is incredible! Is there anyway to be able to listen to it without having to manually switch the songs I can’t just let the track play. This is the only music I have listened to since it has come out.

Emily Schneider

Henry Oak: Starts singing about pussy Danny Sexbang: *SWEATS*

Zach Walker

I almost did a spit take the first time listening to The Rock Cycle.

Talbert Tso

It’s everything I wanted and more thank you!

Hector Romero

I’m having problems with this loading for some reason. 🙁

Sean Morrell

I want so hard to share this with the Ologies podcast group on FB... 😵

Bradburn Williams

Can... Can this be on vinyl?

This was LITERALLY the farthest thing I was expecting But I AM HERE FOR IT

Danielle Blankenship

Sorry to get nitpicky. I studied classics (basically the study of this stuff) in university, and the whole construct of Hades is the best Greek God and genuinely the nicest one of all is my specialty.

Ashley Laduranteay

I just went off of Wikipedia: "Plūtō ([ˈpluːtoː]; genitive Plūtōnis) is the Latinized form of the Greek Plouton."

Dungeons and Daddies

Only critisim is that in The Rock Cycle there's a verse that Pluto was the Greek God of Hell. That's a no on multiple levels. First of all, Pluto is the Roman name and Hades is the Greek name. Second, there's no such thing as Hell in Greek mythology. Sure, there's parts of the Underworld devoted to torturing very specific people who has done horrible crimes, but the Greek afterlife was very different than the Christian Heaven and Hell dichotomy.

Ashley Laduranteay

Beth's The Rock Cycle part had me in tears.

ShambhalaKnight

I genuinely cannot stop listening to this, it's so good

metamorphicae

You guys planning on making this available for purchase, cause I will definitely recommend to anyone and everyone that they should buy this EP un-ironically.

Andrew Duck

This is amazing.

Caila

this is so fucking amazing this is so beyond a joke album this genuinely very good music

Rebekah Jakola

This is so good! You guys are crazy talented 😊

Miriam

This fucking slaps so hard!!

Haley Borden

This is way more than any of us deserve. Woa

Zach Hunt

I. NEEDED. THIS. SO. F'ING. MUCH! Great work daddies 👌

Bradburn Williams

... My God. That was... a wild ride. I need more! x'D

Kiera

oh god the last track..... HAHAHA

Yue Ling Tan

No one was ready for Dr. Cartwright's verse in The Rock Cycle... This album was awesomeeeee!!!

Yue Ling Tan

The literal only good part of 2020 thus far. Thank you for this gift.

Stormy

Bro. Racism doesn't rock is a fuckin banger! So Henry now listens to rage against the machine canonically, right?

Reilly Gillis

Holy goddamn shit this is fucking F I R E. Please put a some up on spotify so more people can listen to this amazing EP, do what y'all did with At the Mountians of Dadness and tease them with a preview them sell the EP.

Jessy Lukens

And I’m losing my shit at this. A Hamilton for the Museum set the tone straight off! Love this so much.

Ryan

My husband and I drove around our town blaring this music today. It was the absolute best way to get angry looks from parents at the park.

Kayla S. Pingree-McCarthy

Will we have the sacrifice Paeden for some sweet Patron stems? No way these can go without some remixes

Samuel Harris

Me: "oh it's Henry. This will be safe to listen to at work." Beth's part of The Rock Cycle comes on: *Me scrambling to find the volume*

Ya Boi Wae

I absolutely was not ready for how good this is

Con

I am at a loss for words

Anya S

I. Wasn't. Ready. Please excuse me while I ladle up my melted face.

That Johnny Guy

I see a lot of shout outs to Beth for the best verse. Or most shocking. Either way, while I think it's the best, Matt had my favorite verse. I love the personality and the way you went with it. Fsvorite track... 7.

Darryl Holiday II

I had vibes of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Still very good Kanye Style.

Darryl Holiday II

Did you go from a Zelda sample into a Kanye style with also a Kendrick reference on cd? Fuck yeah!

Darryl Holiday II

I was NOT PREPARED for the amazing intensity of Racism Doesn't Rock

Josh J

Holy shit I was not expecting to jam out as much as I did 😂 Awesome work guys!!!

Joaquin Evia Del Puerto

This is absolutely hilarious. This is what the people have wanted all along.

Noh

Oh my god the Kendrick reference caught me so off guard lol

Siniquitous

I LOVE THIS AHHH!! I laughed out loud to the point of tears! It is now on repeat as I work! GREAT JOB!! XD

Megan

This has no business being this well made, lol I love Beth's rap in the rock debate

Amy Irving

I have one thing to say: Start working on the next album!

James Games

How.. What.. I was not expecting these bops. I can not wait to learn Dr. Cartwright's lines

Michelle Maher

WHAT each track is perfection how how how

Melissa Duvelsdorf

STOP, this was ridiculously good. Thank you for putting your hearts fully into all your work!

Valerie Faverio

You guys this is so much better than it needs to be what the fuck

Alexander Cloudsley

These songs have no right to be as stuck in my head as they are

Christopher Pete

HOLY SHIT!!! Digging the Rage Against the Machine vibe of "Racism Doesn't Rock". Sooooo goooood.

Skittle_me_this

guys this is completely insane and so good, School House Rock is shaking.

Chelsea L (0ffbeatt)

I hope this has some solid jams because NGL I've had Don't You (forget about yeet) stuck in my head for several weeks

Axel Selhammar

1. The name of that Zip file, oh my God. 2. I didn't expect Henry to *actually* be able to rap.

Paul Cosgrove

Eminem been real quiet since Matt Arnold spit that verse.

Wayne Hickey

Absolutely amazing. I am blown away by the quality! We need a “Talking Dads” Rocks Rock edition ASAP

Katie McNamee

This is incredible

Emily Schneider

Love this guys! Thanks so much!

Edwin Kroon

Beth May may have just confirmed that she's the hottest thing to come to D&D

Justin Melendez

I feel like I've been reborn with this ep

Llama

That was fucking amazing. That was the most visceral experience I've had with a podcast, or any other media. Thank you all so much for creating this masterpiece. Will you fucking NAILED this project. Beth that was hot as fuck what the fuck. Maxton Waller this was phenomenal.

Nick Forche

Thank you all so much! I haven't laughed that hard since, well, last episode, but still! Wowzers!

Lyle Martin

808s and heart break vibes on cummingtonight so beautiful lol

Crusty Grossman

GERUDO VALLEY THEME IN CUMMINGTONITE?!?!

Burgunbeerd

holy shit Beth in Rock Cycle wow

Burgunbeerd

What an amazing album! Surprised how no one has mentioned how Matt’s character when from “I think rap is nifty” to “Comin’ at you with super sonic speed.”

Super Sleepy Wulf

EP of the year, right.

Andrew Duck

I honestly did not donate enough to earn this!!!!!!

Lucas

I just want you to know this made my Quarantine 100x worse. How am I supposed to get down in isolation??

Joanna L Perkins

🔥🔥🔥 Great job!!!

Julian

all I need now is Kendrick Lamar’s cover of “Racism Doesn’t Rock” and Gambino doing Beth’s verse. holy shit this is fuckin’ AMAZING

Ben

Welp, cancel the Grammys. We have the winner of everything! Seriously though, this was far and above anything I would have dared expected. Fantastic guys, and thank you for your hard work.

Scott Elliott

that was a rock solid album

Olivia Penry

OH MY GOD BETH I LOVE YOU

Chris Rzepa

BETH MAY, TOP MC ON THE TRACK 🔥🔥🔥

Chris B

Guys, this really is so good. Oh yeah, and holy shit, Beth’s verse.

Battle Brothers Tabletop

If ur man doesn't play u cummingtonite when ur getting down is he really worth it?

Cherry

This is actually fire

Isaiah Galaviz

As a geologist, y’all absolutely nailed it. I have never laughed so hard. ♥️

Bonnie Sams

Well worth every bit of the wait.

Daemen

This was fucking great!

Shelby Holder

Beth May’s choice rhymes were 😳

Devon Suits

Absolute genius. Thank you

Devon Suits

I. Am. So. Pumped.

Kayla S. Pingree-McCarthy

This is so fuckin great

WunDarWun

This album is fucking amazing! My new house cleaning jam! Move over Brittany Spears!

LadyBear

This blew away every expectation. Thank you guys for banger after banger. Going to have these memorized by the end of the night.

Kyle Barnes

ngl racism doesn't rock goes hard

The Revenant

Releasing this on my birthday is the greatest thing ever!!!

Dakota Mcree

I need this on vinyl!

Gavin Jefferson

I've had this on repeat now for the last hour. This is incredible stuff and if I wasn't a Beth May fanboy already I definitely am now :)

Bob McCoog

My partner was playing that level while I was making him listen to this with me and he made me back it up so he could show me!!

Audrey McKenzie

I noticed that too

Bob McCoog

Did you get it to work ? The zip link just loads infinitely for me

Manny Melgoza

I'm dead. holy crap

Renae Greenia

Best album drop of the year by far 🤘🏽

Andre' Hardy

HOLY SHIT you guys went so overboard I’m howling

Fiona Averill

Idk why I thought this would be a pg album, but that made the shock of Beth May killing it that much better

Cassandra Cordova

Ok I knew this would be great but I did not think it would SLAP this hard

Tom Nicholas

Racism doesn’t rock is a fucking headbanger!! ❤️

Lexi SanDiego

Is that a little guerudo valley in Cummingtonite?

Jordan Christiansen

"This American Life while I **** my American Wife" 😂(this whole bit of track 7 is so gooood tho)

Olivia

Oh man it was not even 8am in Australia and dear god I don’t think my legs will work I’m laughing so hard. Guess I’ll stay in bed.

Claire McGannon

Omg! This has made frigging week!

Bob McCoog

This is so good, I needed this in my life 😂💗

Julia Damore

Ya'll are Amazing~♡ But still no Silent Night 😔

DeviantRabbits

Beth's verse on The Rock Cycle hit me like a fucking freight train

Ben Sulton

This is what this day needed. Holy shit. Thank you.

Douglas Underhill

This is so goddamned good

Brett Owen

Omg this was so well done😍🤣

Jacee Brodowsky

I am literally in bits with laughter. This is absolutely my favourite album of 2020 no fracking jokes. You guys absolutely blew it out the water. Keep up the good work!

Ciaran boyd

Christ this is amazing

Andre Patterson

I thought this was gonna be kid friendly...

Mehmet

I will be un-ironically listening to this album. Not to understate it but this fucking slaps harder than a 10 tonne rock falling from the top of the empire states building.

George Lister

I hate that number 7 made me actually blush but I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM, catch me playing nothing but this for the rest of the week

godziboon (Ryan Ryan)

This fully slaps

Toland Kister

Hey folks - fixed the upload we mislabeled two tracks - the fixed one says "fixed the tracks" in the zip file if you are looking to redownload

Dungeons and Daddies

Zip link doesnt work for me? I get "attachment not found" edit: works now!

Philip Briones

Hey! When I downloaded the above, track #1 and 6 were switched. Something to keep in mind if things are sounding kind of weird!

Samantha Baranitsky

God DAMN these are fuckin. Bops!

alpha reaperion

Beth May or Lizzo? we can't be sure

Alessandra Scott

This is now my jam

Tom Neale

I feel like Time For Bed and Hamilton Rock have been swapped

Danyal Khan

This is so good!!! I think this is going to actually teach a lot of students about geology! Keep up the good work, daddies!

Yadi bo Body

This was amazing!

Sydnee Craig

So so so so so Good! This was amazing, definitely worth the wait!!!!

Andrew Duck

This shit SLAPS! SO... HARD!

Sean Blaney

You know, that was way different (ranuchier) than I expected. Bravo dads! Well worth the wait!!

Charlie Karls

This is incredible

Jake Weiner

What a PRODUCTION. 🤣

Timothy Solorio

this was incredible. beths verse caught me completely off guard as well. incredible.

Myles

Anyone else having troubles with this?

Quinton Giambo

This is amazing. Everything I never knew I needed.

PhemieC

Those Zelda licks in Cummingtonite <3

Skott Showalter

This is beautiful. Was that a sick Freddie lick on the titular track? Whoever it was deserves a pat on the back. This album is giving me years of life (This Windows 10 motif combined with the repeated plugs for Mac makes this the best long build joke of all time)

Sean O

A true masterpiece of our time

Jae Moonbeam

That album art. I love it. Very Henry. Very excited!!!!!

Catrissa

Im so stoked! Ive been waiting for this!

LadyBear


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