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Livestream Highlight: Encountering the Written Word of Bobby Fingers [Saucy with Bad Audio]

Zero Sum Base Info: A bit of a sound warning on this audio. It's kind of crispy and gross, especially if you are sensitive to that kind of thing. And I was wound up on THC and Caffeine and no adult supervision. Okay, enough excuses.

First, a link to the video that drove me into this weird hole that I found myself in: Fabio and the Goose by Bobby Fingers on Youtube 2024-05-16 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey Leo

I was taking a nap.

And, I'm clearly very rusty.

Link the to original music video which makes all of this 34.5% better.

Unboxing Bits - Vesper and Horris

Up first is Vesper, the Moth Man from Bat Bites Art. He's a lovely, chonky, little lad and that's a type I am into. I got mine in the medium size. The Sour Candy pour is so good, right up my alley; I likes him.

Then, my second box contains Horiss from Strange BedFellas. An alien looking, equine-ish toy in a really sparkl...

Billing Reminder!

Hi! Hey! Just a quick reminder, I have billing paused until the 15th of December. If you are not charged, do not worry! You should still have access to all the things I post to the individual tiers.

I hope November is treating you well so far! 

2023 Taboo Show Retrospective

She talks too much sometimes. But shes got a lot to say.

Cum As You Are - RambleFap [NSFW]

Guesses on who we were riding? Leave them in the comments; Just a fun game between you and I.

I had Nirvana stuck in my head while I set up for this and it was still there when I finished. 

Unboxing Bits - Jorunn and Flint

Pictures first cause, I took them for once.

First we have Jorunn and gang from Wyvern's Vault. I think these are just so cool. So cool and neat and I love the skulls and the snails and all of it.  

2023-11-10 03:16:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Unboxing Bits - Hidalgo from Xenocat Artifacts [SFW-ish]

I wish I could say this one left me speechless, but I put all my stat points into talking, so, I keep the talking up. Barely.

Today, I unboxed my very anticipated Hidalgo from Xenocat Artifacts. I cannot express how amazing the skin texture detail is and how much it brings to the sculpt. And the sculpt is pretty freaking ne...

Weekly Bits - October 27, 2023 [SFW]

Sobriety doesn't make me less rambly. I'm not sorry. 

Unboxing Bits - Siren from Baphomet's Workshop

Just a quick unboxing for you and me, to start the week. This week I am taking a look at my new Siren from Baphomet's Workshop. She's quite beautiful, even if she's a bit smaller than anticipated. 

Weekly Bits - Friday the 13th of October [SFW]

Hello!

A quick written note for anyone that might skip this one:

I will be pausing my Patreon billing on October 15th for two months. This means you will not be charged for those two months, starting with the November billing cycle, I believe. Nor will people be able to become a member of the page. I will still be able to post content and I plan to be doing so.

I go into the reasons for this decision in the audio but, TLDR, I need a bit of a buffer betwe...

Hey There [SFW]

You have no idea how long it took to get this uploaded; Patreon is a bit broke right now apparently. But we got a new logo, so yay us!

Im back! Ish. Let's aim to get a review up for Monday, eh? I'm currently taking video of my newest silicone lover so I can show them off. Lots to do! 

How to Bits: Mounting Toys on the Hismith

I feel like the video explains itself. 

Unboxing Bits - Tellus and Caelus from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors. Again.

I will admit, I'm a bit obsessed. 

Slow Jamz Ramble [NSFW]

Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to get fucked.

But also, I upgraded the machine a bit. Yay. 

Unboxing Bits - Strange Bedfellas and Paladin Pleasure Sculptors [SFW]

Oh boy. Christmas in August!

I'm sorry I'm so ramble. I was excited.

These look like... pure sugar and wet summer time fun. 

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Be "Mean"

I've been thinking a lot. I guess this is a taste.

We shall reconvene soon. What else shall we talk about?

Introducing: The Dick Fort

Mentally and creatively, I have been on the ropes. Just a bit. If you have been here for a moment, that's not really new news; Just super old and boring and painfully needs to change.

Anyway, Let's try again.

In an effort to kick my ass into a gear of some kind, I decided to make a fort for my dicks/ erotic art pieces and other goodies.

Initially, I was storing these things on a 3x4 Kallax from Ikea. It worked well enough, but, there were a handful of things I didn't like ...

ICP Bits - Prompt #1

I think this was just fine for a first attempt, but could have been better if I added some coffee and slowed down a bit. Otherwise, it's goofy and dumb which is what I was going for so, success.

Ill try again tomorrow for something a bit more on focus. 

First Impressions - Triple Header

I give my new Rouge, Caelus, and Ignis a try as they are new and I needed to put them in me.

This was very fun.

I am horrible with words today. Enjoy! 

Unboxing Bits - Pride Unboxing Part Two [SFW]

Picture me, opening boxes, as is tradition. We have three of them today! I shall post a lens of them a bit later so you can see how pretty they are.

What else can I say? This was a really nice time. I haven't been this excited for new toys in a while. 

Unboxing Bits - Pride Unboxing Part One [SFW-ish]

The photo is not the greatest; as you can see, I took it at my desk. However! It gives you a bit of an idea regarding their size. I'm sorry I forgot the banana.

Celebrating 2000 Followers, But Not Quite How I Planned It - A Ramblefap?

Well this is a symphony of chaos and dumb.

Which is kind of emblematic of my work in general, I suppose.

I had a plan, but it was poorly conceived. So, hopefully, this is still fun or something.

Thank you so much for all of the support and love and patience. 

Therapy Ramble - I'm Sorry [NSFW]

Honestly, this is far too goofy and dumb for how frustrated I am in myself. But, I figured I have to start somewhere. 

I feel like I should apologize for how dumb this is. 

Stuffed Toy Chaos - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 9 [Visual Version]

I have a special guest for this episode! His name is Charlie and he occasionally gets a bit loud, so this is your Loud Sound Warning for the audio. He's a very good boy though. 

This month, we are frolicking with chaos and Charlie and a portion of the hoard of my stuffed toys while I attempt to focus and rearrange everyone to fit on the bed. Overall, pretty chill hangout.  

This is a SFW-ish podcast. The visual version has been "enhanced" with p...

Stuffed Toy Chaos - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 9 [Audio Version]

I have a special guest for this episode! His name is Charlie and he occasionally gets a bit loud, so this is your Loud Sound Warning for the audio. He's a very good boy though.

This month, we are frolicking with chaos and Charlie and a portion of the hoard of my stuffed toys while I attempt to focus and rearrange everyone to fit on the bed. Overall, pretty chill hangout.

This is a SFW-ish podcast. The visual version has been "enhanced" with progress photo...

Guide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Poll

Very short notice. This episode will be great. I can feel it. 

Would you like to me to: 

• AITApalooza - As is tradition, I stumble through other people's posts on Reddit and then place moral judgment on them. 
• Stuff Toy Rearrangement Stream - The true Chaotic Evil choice. Basically hanging out and listening to me struggle to stack stuffed animals on a shelf. I'll tell you about them while I do, I guess?
• 2023-05-02 07:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Raw Bits - "I'm Maybe High"

A very goblin inspired moment in the stream. 

I have no excuses. 

I was at a really good level. Then I got on The Beast. 

Sticky Icky Silly Sluttery - 420 Stream

Oh boy, this one was wild.

Hopefully I have censored it enough for the Patreon overlords. 

We did some sucking, some fucking, and even some anal while vibing and working on my lung capacity. 

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - April Update

Helllo! Im a silly woman!

I accidently scheduled the second step of my root canal for the same time I usually run the podcast, SO I plan to push the stream back a week, to the first week of May. I suspect I will release a small talk thing tomorrow to make up for it.

In the mean time, what would you like me to talk about in the future?