Merch Previews, and a (fixed) poll!
Added 2020-02-27 23:04:18 +0000 UTCHere's some upcoming merch previews! Sorry - had to repost to fix the poll!
The purpose of this post is two-fold - one is to show off some of the upcoming designs, and the second is to zero in on our order quantity numbers. So two things, dear reader after having a look, please fill out the survey!
We know, of course, stuff can change so we're not holding you to anything, but getting accurate answers here ensures we're printing/manufacturing proper amounts of the stuff (we got your sizing from a previous survey, assume we have it in your size)
First up - shirts! We're using a local printer here in Los Angeles because it gives us a bit more control over the process. Also, since we're domestic, we avoid some of the supply chain issues coming out of China right now due to COVID-19, so we'll likely have shirts up before pins (which we are still not quite sure what the timeline is looking like)
First up, the Stampreme Hoodie:

At a distance, nobody will have to know you listen to this non-BDSM podcast! They might even mistake you for someone with sick streetwear tastes! These do have drawstrings, so Beth's pulling them out of the way for the photo.
The Glenn Close trio, of course, has tons of merch, and we found some overstock from their 2015 American tour, so check out this official tour shirt:


The back of the shirt showcases all the great malls they played that holiday season because of course.
Finally, Will here models a Bull E. Wugs shirt, featuring their famous slogan "Where a kid can beat a kid!"

We're working on a logo shirt with some new high fantasy dad art, but don't have the art for that just yet!
And here's some sweet pins, designed by J. P. Coovert and Kat Curwin! These are the digital art mockups - a gold Dads Don't Do Other Dads Dirty, a Measure Once Cut Twice, You Are Enough, Scam Likely, and a silver Stampler pin.

Finally, a note about the You Are Enough pin...
For this one, we're going to be donating all the proceeds from this pin to NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, which is a grassroots advocacy group that provides community outreach and mental health education to individuals and families across the United States (they also run a help line!).
Anyway - hope you've enjoyed this preview! Please help us out with this survey by checking the box for anything you feel like you might buy (shirts will be $25, hoodie likely around $35, pins will be $10). Please only check a box if you feel pretty confident you're going to pick up that item, as brutally honest accuracy here is important so we're not wasteful with production.
Thanks everyone!
Comments
Yoo I want to get one of those stampler hoodies that's great
Dylan LeValley
2020-03-31 02:13:44 +0000 UTCAs I was reading the tour dates on the back of the shirt I was thinking “damn even the Glen Close Trio skips Portland, OR” and then I saw it towards the bottom and now I’m excited to order one!
Tyler Long
2020-03-08 02:19:39 +0000 UTCThis might be a weird question, but I’m going to be in LA the first weekend in April. Is there a chance any of these would be available to buy in person while I’m there? It would be an awesome souvenir
Travis Stewart
2020-03-05 19:20:36 +0000 UTCPlease do patches!
Byron Yocum
2020-03-04 20:16:48 +0000 UTCstickers! please
2020-03-02 09:19:00 +0000 UTCOmg I love these. And I think I could use these as small gifts
2020-02-29 07:58:12 +0000 UTCI'd buy all of this
2020-02-29 05:10:41 +0000 UTCI need a Stampler hoodie ASAP. I love the design!!!
Sarah Quinn
2020-02-28 21:01:08 +0000 UTCI want to know why a cowboy riding a horse swinging a lasso with "reverse rattitouli" overlayed on top isn't an option.
JayDee Abeld
2020-02-28 17:16:31 +0000 UTCStampler box logo hoodie is the strangest, yet most satisfying confluence of my interests in a long time. Praise be whoever came up with that Idea. I'll take 8
2020-02-28 15:03:05 +0000 UTCWould totally buy the Stampler design in a tee.
2020-02-28 12:18:41 +0000 UTCPs did you guys ever release a mug that y’all joked about early in the podcast. I would want it 1000000000% want it along with these awesome products.
2020-02-28 06:49:14 +0000 UTCI’m from Pensacola and I feel like I missed out on something beautiful. 😭
2020-02-28 06:46:21 +0000 UTCI am a fitted furniture designer so I need the measure once cut twice just to aggravate everyone I work with lol
2020-02-28 06:24:57 +0000 UTCYeah I need that bull e wugs shirt and the scam likely pin. Hope EU shipping will be affordable!
2020-02-28 05:52:22 +0000 UTCConstructive criticism only. I'm an XL guy who wishes he was just an L. I wear a lot of darker colors as well as V-necks because they make you look trimmer and reduce some of the bulge on the man boobs with the V. Voted for Bull.EWugs because its clever, in game joke I'd enjoy wearing, but the dusty off white I would never wear. Having the option to put the design with different color options and different in game references would be amazing. -thedaddening
Cody
2020-02-28 05:06:19 +0000 UTCCan’t wait!!!!
Kolin Coats
2020-02-28 04:44:46 +0000 UTCHard choice, I wanted to choose all of them
DanTheNinjaMan
2020-02-28 03:33:05 +0000 UTCYo! Tower Center Mall!!!! Nice touch on the Glenn Close Trio shirt!
Brian Stricklen
2020-02-28 03:30:04 +0000 UTCOne day I will buy alllll of this!
2020-02-28 02:27:42 +0000 UTCWill you guys have plus sizes such as 3xl tall?
2020-02-28 02:07:57 +0000 UTCI chose all of them. Is that bad? Lol Also, Who wouldn't get the Stampreme Pin?!?! That's straight fire!
calvin chavez
2020-02-28 02:03:18 +0000 UTCi say measure once cut twice before every decision i make i NEED this pin
2020-02-28 02:02:51 +0000 UTCStampreme ftw
Philip
2020-02-28 01:15:05 +0000 UTCSad to not see a Love Wolf pin but this merch is life. Im getting a Stampler hoodie
Jesse Meiring
2020-02-28 01:08:05 +0000 UTCThat Stampler hoodie is clean AF. Who says dads have to dress lame?
Arthur Williams
2020-02-28 00:43:20 +0000 UTCGuys, I NEED a tote bag. You can slap any of this on a tote bag and i'll buy it. Also please make sure to get the stampler hoodies in 3X also because i NEED it. 💜
LadyBear
2020-02-28 00:30:23 +0000 UTCI realize that at best, this would be a faraway thing, but I would love a graphic novel of sorts. There's moments like anything of the library or the first kill of the For Knights tournament that I'd love to see. Just planting that seed for when your capital abilities have grown.
2020-02-28 00:24:00 +0000 UTCIt’s a bit more shirt colored than you think - we will have better photos when we get production up and running
Dungeons and Daddies
2020-02-28 00:12:54 +0000 UTCI plan on ordering three of the "More than enough" pins!! 🤚🤚🤚
Reina Warnert
2020-02-28 00:12:11 +0000 UTCdo y’all have any guess as to when these would come out/be shipped ?
2020-02-28 00:09:41 +0000 UTCI absolutely love the design of the Bull E Wug’s shirt, but I wish it could come in another color because the current colour will blend into my flesh and I wouldn’t be able to discern where my face ends and where the shirt begins.
2020-02-28 00:09:24 +0000 UTCWhat about full zip with "Scam" on one side and "Likely" on the other?
2020-02-28 00:05:55 +0000 UTCThe Bull E. Wug's shirt is a definite buy! I'm a fan of the Glenn Close Trio shirt and the hoodie would be better full zip for me.
The Broken Seal
2020-02-28 00:00:30 +0000 UTCI’d ask to consider also doing Full zip-up hoodies
Charles Martin Yamat
2020-02-27 23:57:58 +0000 UTCThese are brilliant. I want all of them right now.
Chris Holder
2020-02-27 23:45:55 +0000 UTCI work at a woodworking tools company office, and OMG, would "Measure once, cut twice" on ANYTHING kill with my co-workers.
Nora Dallaire
2020-02-27 23:40:48 +0000 UTCSo just like a Girl from Ipanema instrumental?
Dungeons and Daddies
2020-02-27 23:40:08 +0000 UTCI love all of the new stuff but I just want a non-voice over version of the Scam Likely hold music from the end of episode 9. Edit: Please excuse me, I’m not well.
2020-02-27 23:39:38 +0000 UTCThe Bull E. Wug's shirt is PERFECT. I want a hundred in different colors.
Kayla S. Pingree-McCarthy
2020-02-27 23:36:14 +0000 UTCHow can we turn the scam likely design into a phone case...
Nick Siskonen
2020-02-27 23:27:23 +0000 UTCGotta do something for our boy Scam
Sydnee Craig
2020-02-27 23:25:23 +0000 UTCI wish the scam likely pin was a shirt. The scam likely tune is my ring tone. I'm all about scam likely.
2020-02-27 23:25:03 +0000 UTCHaving some of the Enough pin proceeds go to NAMI makes my heart happy, love yall
Kelly McKew
2020-02-27 23:22:35 +0000 UTCSame.
Benjamin Rosenberger
2020-02-27 23:21:09 +0000 UTCI prefer a full zip hoodie, personally.
Benjamin Rosenberger
2020-02-27 23:20:26 +0000 UTCHoping y’all do international delivery
2020-02-27 23:16:22 +0000 UTCI was already shook at the you are enough pin before I saw your plan for the proceeds. Awesome 💜 I intend to buy multiple
Cori Foster
2020-02-27 23:15:25 +0000 UTCConsidering getting a pin set for my charity raffle this summer. You guys are awesome!
Totax Wilder
2020-02-27 23:14:58 +0000 UTCDefinitely need the Stampler hoodie and the Bull E. Wug's shirt. 😍
2020-02-27 23:14:18 +0000 UTCAHHH yes I have my pins
Mak
2020-02-27 23:13:52 +0000 UTCI super love the Glen Close shirt, but Bull E Wugs just pushed past it. I also super love the idea having merch profits go to charity but I am not super into pins. If yall did more in the future for shirts or rpg memorabilia I would love to help support NAMI.
Hollow Dylan
2020-02-27 23:13:06 +0000 UTCMe too. I’d take any of the pins as a sticker without question
2020-02-27 23:12:39 +0000 UTCThe Scam Likely pin is an absolute must
Stephanie Mech
2020-02-27 23:11:26 +0000 UTCThat might be a problem with your browser or something, I was able to vote for multiple choices.
2020-02-27 23:10:30 +0000 UTCYa I'm more of a sticker guy as well. I would go ham with them on my desktop/laptop
2020-02-27 23:10:24 +0000 UTCStampreme hoodie is a must
2020-02-27 23:10:05 +0000 UTCAny chance of the pins getting converted to stickers at some point? I don't wear/use pins usually but I'd happily deck my laptop/DM binder in Daddies stickers!
2020-02-27 23:08:02 +0000 UTCGive them too meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
LukeGarou
2020-02-27 23:07:58 +0000 UTC@Caleb the 16th street mall? Traffic is only the busses and pedicabs. But there’s the whole area in the middle for all sorts of stuff.
Ronan Biggs
2020-02-27 23:07:52 +0000 UTCAlright Fine! Here’s all my money! 😭💸
Sal Moore
2020-02-27 23:07:50 +0000 UTCMy wallet is open and ready for literally any of these.
JellifishPancake
2020-02-27 23:07:40 +0000 UTCOnly lets me pick one thing, but I'd wanna buy three or four. Oh well!
Dissident Love
2020-02-27 23:06:56 +0000 UTCI love and want them all!
Sean Morrell
2020-02-27 23:06:51 +0000 UTC$35 for now based on similar hoodies on other stores, but still locking down the brand/supply
Dungeons and Daddies
2020-02-27 23:06:50 +0000 UTCGlenn close playing 16th street would be hilarious because 16th street is in fact, a street, in the middle of Denver, with a surprising amount of through traffic.
Ruhrohraggy
2020-02-27 23:06:48 +0000 UTCI knew I wanted the Enough pin the moment I saw it, but I actually teared up when I read the charity plan ❤️❤️
Allison Phillips
2020-02-27 23:06:37 +0000 UTCAll of these are incredible!
2020-02-27 23:06:12 +0000 UTCany idea how much the hoodie will cost?
Scout
2020-02-27 23:05:26 +0000 UTC