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Lying Vincent Price - Commencement Speech 2020

It's graduation weekend and everybody's getting in on the action!

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now I keep thinking my grandparents are in the bushes at the bottom of my garden. Thanks, Chad :D

RebeccaR

Thanks. I think.

Jeremy Impson

This is why I subscribed to your Patreon. 👍

Bravo!!

Smiles on this kid

Yes!!! We need more LVP!!! 💕💕💕

Holy smokes. I'm in tears. Chad: make that track available!

Very awesome.

Can we please please have the congressional hearings on fake Lovecraft podcasts? Pretty please?

Tomas Rawlings

I know LVP didn’t come up with this in the shower. Or the penis line either.

Joe Webb

He's dead.

Dan Pratt

Edward French sounds a LOT like Vincent Price. He is Prices' nephew if you didn't know, but he is very modest and will probably deny if you ask him.

Can we hear from truth Bela Lugosi?

Andrew Trnacek

well its weird I guess

Andrew Trnacek

Truly the content I’m paying for.

Waitaminnit I misread the time as an hour and 41 minutes and I was like “is it going to be this the WHOLE time?!” Then when it abruptly ended I wasn’t sure if I was sorry or relieved.

This made my quarantine! LVP for President!

Sunday is my Friday, so ending it with The Honorary Doctorate Phibes was a great way to start the weekend. There is a lot wrong with you people, and that is why I keep listening.

Jimmy Mac

You remember the speeches?

It's like he can see directly into my soul.

An icon.

Brilliant!

Antonio A Barroso

This is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you. You guys are brilliant.

“Make sure to smile....it’s always noticed in a good way,” was probably my favorite piece of advice in the bunch. Still laughing over that one. Fantastic work, you guys, as always.

Devin Trim

Beautiful 😔👌

Timothy Fraire

Where were you when I needed you, 30 odd years ago?

Jason Labash

Don’t you mean “Spock Thoughts”? ;) https://youtu.be/nuDmNWwzaus

Bret Kramer

It's only Sunday, but my week is made! I agree that LVP should have his own show. I'd totally listen to it.

Honestly a better speech than the one I got at my commencement.

As a member of the class of 2020 I thank you for the best commencement speech ever written!I feel so inspired! Like I’m ready to take on the world! Update: I tried putting sunscreen on a sandwich and it was TERRIBLE! Something tells me Lying Vincent Price wasn’t telling the truth!

The Horror,The Horror.

This was wonderful!

Jennifer DeFord

You have finally lost it, but in such a weird, good way....

So great - thanks!

A Desiderata for a new generation.

I am a member of the class of 2020, and this made me laugh so thanks! <3

My dear Chris and Chad, I have no words to express the depth and diabolism of my love for you both. Once again your incredible talent and insights into the human soul have brought me to tears. May I suggest that lying Vincent Price deserves his own weekly show. and for the record let it be known that I would be honoured to have his baby ❤️❤️❤️

Steven Vincent

That was an unexpected gift this morning! I need a photo of Chad dressed as Lying Vinny P to go with it, though.

The Screaming Moist

"Penises aren't weird" is what broke me.

His triumphant return, at last.

So eloquent. This is what real leadership looks like.

truely inspirational 🎓🎓

Emma & Brian

So, those psychotic breaks finally happened. And simultaneously to boot!

Scott


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